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Title: God and KSU
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 26, 2011, 11:59:14 AM
For the last 2 weeks, I have had this recurring vision in my head.  God is sitting on his majestic purple throne, eating cheesy puffs, drinking goldschlager, and having his feet rubbed.  He is also watching this season unfold with great pleasure. 

You see, I believe that God is a Cat fan and this is his way of righting all the wrongs that KSU fans have had.  The Bishop fumble, the 3rd and 26, the Roberson anal non-rape, the loss to Marshall, etc.  These will all be soon forgotten. 

My vision ends with Snyder hoisting the Sears trophy over his head, having a massive heart attack and dying holding the crystal football with a big ass smile on his face. 

Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.  The last time I had a week like this I nearly got fired from my job for yelling racist insults at my door. 


 

Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: MadCat on October 26, 2011, 12:00:50 PM
For the last 2 weeks, I have had this recurring vision in my head.  God is sitting on his majestic purple throne, eating cheesy puffs, drinking goldschlager, and having his feet rubbed.  He is also watching this season unfold with great pleasure. 

You see, I believe that God is a Cat fan and this is his way of righting all the wrongs that KSU fans have had.  The Bishop fumble, the 3rd and 26, the Roberson anal non-rape, the loss to Marshall, etc.  These will all be soon forgotten. 

My vision ends with Snyder hoisting the Sears trophy over his head, having a massive heart attack and dying holding the crystal football with a big ass smile on his face. 

Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.  The last time I had a week like this I nearly got fired from my job for yelling racist insults at my door. 


 



We all get raptured after winning the BCS.  :cheers:
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: doom on October 26, 2011, 12:03:09 PM
For the last 2 weeks, I have had this recurring vision in my head.  God is sitting on his majestic purple throne, eating cheesy puffs, drinking goldschlager, and having his feet rubbed.  He is also watching this season unfold with great pleasure. 

You see, I believe that God is a Cat fan and this is his way of righting all the wrongs that KSU fans have had.  The Bishop fumble, the 3rd and 26, the Roberson anal non-rape, the loss to Marshall, etc.  These will all be soon forgotten. 

My vision ends with Snyder hoisting the Sears trophy over his head, having a massive heart attack and dying holding the crystal football with a big ass smile on his face. 

Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.  The last time I had a week like this I nearly got fired from my job for yelling racist insults at my door. 



Don't worry.  I'm taking care of this one for you.   :emawkid:
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: bruce on October 26, 2011, 12:03:36 PM
If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 26, 2011, 12:04:51 PM
If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

I would take it like a newbie in prison! 
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: MadCat on October 26, 2011, 12:05:33 PM
If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?
  What's the catch?
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: Bookcat on October 26, 2011, 12:06:35 PM
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Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.

POTW   :thumbs:
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: Brock Landers on October 26, 2011, 12:10:36 PM
It's a well known fact among religious scholars that God hates KSU.
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: wes mantooth on October 26, 2011, 12:14:14 PM
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Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.

POTW   :thumbs:

WPOTW, grats bookcat
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: Trim on October 26, 2011, 12:17:31 PM
If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

eff yes.
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 26, 2011, 12:19:14 PM
It's a well known fact among religious scholars that God hates KSU.

These religious scholars, are just puppets in this beautiful Grand Scheme!  

Let him speaketh the truth about these supposed scholars!  I will slap the backs of their heads to make them spit out their forked tongues and stuff.  
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 26, 2011, 12:29:50 PM
If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

eff yes.

I'd take 5 years. And he could keep Cosh.
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: ben ji on October 26, 2011, 12:32:43 PM
If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

eff yes.

I'd take 5 years. And he could keep Cosh.

Throw in a lifetime assistant job for tate while your at it.
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: EllToPay on October 26, 2011, 12:35:03 PM
If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

jfc. do you need to ask this?
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: SabiNation on October 26, 2011, 12:50:56 PM
If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

jfc. do you need to ask this?

Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: the KHAN! on October 26, 2011, 12:53:00 PM
If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

jfc. do you need to ask this?


I would take that AND Prince coming back for another 3 years after that.
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: Hurricane Cat on October 29, 2011, 01:12:52 AM
If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

jfc. do you need to ask this?


Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: bballfan on October 29, 2011, 08:44:04 AM
It's a well known fact among religious scholars that God hates KSU.

Its no fun for God if we have no hope. Its better for him if we get build up only to be epicly crushed. Its like some of you have never been a KSU fan!   :bait:
Title: Re: God and KSU
Post by: Kat Kid on October 29, 2011, 08:46:13 AM
For the last 2 weeks, I have had this recurring vision in my head.  God is sitting on his majestic purple throne, eating cheesy puffs, drinking goldschlager, and having his feet rubbed.  He is also watching this season unfold with great pleasure.  

You see, I believe that God is a Cat fan and this is his way of righting all the wrongs that KSU fans have had.  The Bishop fumble, the 3rd and 26, the Roberson anal non-rape, the loss to Marshall, etc.  These will all be soon forgotten.  

My vision ends with Snyder hoisting the Sears trophy over his head, having a massive heart attack and dying holding the crystal football with a big ass smile on his face.  

Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.  The last time I had a week like this I nearly got fired from my job for yelling racist insults at my door.  

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