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Title: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: Winters on October 21, 2011, 09:15:56 AM
What to do?
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: bigwillie20 on October 21, 2011, 09:18:16 AM
Make them eat their parents
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 21, 2011, 09:18:23 AM
Fake an epileptic seizure.
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: DQ12 on October 21, 2011, 09:18:38 AM
Wish them good luck and mind your manners.
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 21, 2011, 09:19:59 AM
What to do?
Set katpak head in every chair, when they come in to eat just kindly explain to them "Ain't no seats."
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: "storm"nut on October 21, 2011, 09:20:38 AM
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Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: CNS on October 21, 2011, 09:25:39 AM
Inception.

Plant something rough ridin' horrible.

Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: doom on October 21, 2011, 09:30:44 AM
See if you can get use tickets for $20 or less.   :emawkid:

Act like a squak fan if you have to.  These are desperate times. 
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: Winters on October 21, 2011, 09:33:09 AM
See if you can get use tickets for $20 or less.   :emawkid:

Act like a squak fan if you have to.   These are desperate times. 
:nono:
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 21, 2011, 09:34:48 AM
Ask if they'd like to donate some dicks for Stoop's bag.
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: Dub on October 21, 2011, 09:36:01 AM
See if you can get use tickets for $20 or less.   :emawkid:

Act like a squak fan if you have to.  These are desperate times. 

Act like a cat fan and get more money.
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: fr@ck me on October 21, 2011, 09:38:59 AM
What to do?

Tell them that the Dr. had a heart attack and that Cosh is now in charge!  That will make them believe they have a chance to win.  Then when Dr. walks out tomorrow they will be all  :surprised: and then  :frown: and then  :bracketmouse: to their locker room to hide.

 :ksu: :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: AbeFroman on October 21, 2011, 09:51:07 AM
Piss in their Cheerios.
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 21, 2011, 09:57:29 AM
14-1 their faces. 

Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: J on October 21, 2011, 10:46:00 AM
Be sitting down, but then all the sudden whip you dick out and start spinning it around and around while blasting piss everywhere, farting, and chanting, "Nauougha nauougha nauougha!!". Then poop on their waffles and yell, "I hope you like your syrup, BITCH". Then strut out of the place like you own it and kick the door out to leave.
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: RightMeow on October 21, 2011, 10:52:07 AM
What to do?
Set katpak head in every chair, when they come in to eat just kindly explain to them "Ain't no seats."

In French!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71P9iIM2H_0&feature=related
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 21, 2011, 11:03:22 AM
Play a game of dominoes with them.
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: Kat Kid on October 21, 2011, 11:05:07 AM
Ask them if they've heard anything back about the CFL draft.
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: doom on October 21, 2011, 01:03:24 PM
Ask them if they were polite and thanked Mr. Gundy after he decided to not put 100 on them. 
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: the KHAN! on October 21, 2011, 01:24:14 PM
Just say "History Awaits" when you rise to leave. They'll understand what that means.
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: Branson Bound on October 21, 2011, 01:55:41 PM
Say the blessing and pray that KU loses right in front of them. That'll show those chicken squawks!
Title: Re: Eating with some squawk players in the morning
Post by: fatty fat fat on October 21, 2011, 02:24:58 PM
Free continental breakfast?