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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: OK_Cat on October 19, 2011, 09:07:09 AM
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Apparently there are a bunch of mean ass wild animals on the loose in Ohio.
Somebody tell OhioCat ASAP, JFC.
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this may be my favorite story of the year. I mean, it's just ridiculous.
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this may be my favorite story of the year. I mean, it's just ridiculous.
agreed, owner found dead and bears, lions and wolves running loose. just fantastic.
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this may be my favorite story of the year. I mean, it's just ridiculous.
agreed, owner found dead and bears, lions and wolves running loose. just fantastic.
:thumbs:
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feel bad for the animals. trigger happy cops running around blasting innocent man eating African carnivores. Hopefully a lion takes a few out before he goes down in a blaze of bloody thoothed glory.
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probably shouldn't have started playing jumanji if he couldn't finish the game. In the jungle, you must wait 'til the dice read five or eight
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tTannahill80:
Annoyed I have to purchase snow leopard in order to purchase lion... Doesn't seem right. ...
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Apparently owner set the animals free and then :goodbyecruelworld:
Also agree that these animals should not be gunned down with assault rifles. We have tranq guns for that. GMAFB with this whole "THESE ARE 300 POUND BENGALS :runaway:". That sounds like a small ass tiger.
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I would love to have a tranq gun and go on urban safari. Wonder how much those hats cost?
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I've had court dealings with the NW KS version of this guy.
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In the summer of 2010, an animal caretaker was killed by a bear at a property in Cleveland. The caretaker had opened the bear's cage at exotic-animal keeper Sam Mazzola's property for a routine feeding.
Though animal-welfare activists had wanted Mazzola charged with reckless homicide, the caretaker's death was ruled a workplace accident. The bear was later destroyed.
This summer, Mazzola was found dead on a water bed, wearing a mask and with his arms and legs restrained, at his home in Columbia Township, about 15 miles southwest of Cleveland.
Weird side story.
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Apparently owner set the animals free and then :goodbyecruelworld:
Also agree that these animals should not be gunned down with assault rifles. We have tranq guns for that. GMAFB with this whole "THESE ARE 300 POUND BENGALS :runaway:". That sounds like a small ass tiger.
Tranq guns do not work like the movies. They can still easily attack the people with the guns after being shot with a tranquilizer.
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movie tranq guns
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movie tranq guns
yeah pretty sure you just have to hit them in the jugular.
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can't wait for the first images of a tiger mauling a toddler.
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Apparently owner set the animals free and then :goodbyecruelworld:
Also agree that these animals should not be gunned down with assault rifles. We have tranq guns for that. GMAFB with this whole "THESE ARE 300 POUND BENGALS :runaway:". That sounds like a small ass tiger.
Tranq guns do not work like the movies. They can still easily attack the people with the guns after being shot with a tranquilizer.
okay still, there are people out there trained to take care of crap like this. I don't see a wild animal just grazing on grass as posing enough of a threat to doubletap with an assault rifle.
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pro tip - I've tranq'd animals much larger than any of these escaped beasts :surprised:
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pro tip - I've tranq'd animals much larger than any of these escaped beasts :surprised:
Ruffies are wrong
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pro tip - I've tranq'd animals much larger than any of these escaped beasts :surprised:
pro tip - we don't want to hear about your past lovers
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Apparently owner set the animals free and then :goodbyecruelworld:
Also agree that these animals should not be gunned down with assault rifles. We have tranq guns for that. GMAFB with this whole "THESE ARE 300 POUND BENGALS :runaway:". That sounds like a small ass tiger.
Tranq guns do not work like the movies. They can still easily attack the people with the guns after being shot with a tranquilizer.
okay still, there are people out there trained to take care of crap like this. I don't see a wild animal just grazing on grass as posing enough of a threat to doubletap with an assault rifle.
you think there are just people on call waiting to get the word to go take out 46 wild animals within a night? Interesting.
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pro-tip - tranq guns work pretty much like in the movies
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pro-tip - tranq guns work pretty much like in the movies
Beat me to it. I'm guessing Hemmy has never tranq judged someone/thing.
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Apparently owner set the animals free and then :goodbyecruelworld:
Also agree that these animals should not be gunned down with assault rifles. We have tranq guns for that. GMAFB with this whole "THESE ARE 300 POUND BENGALS :runaway:". That sounds like a small ass tiger.
Tranq guns do not work like the movies. They can still easily attack the people with the guns after being shot with a tranquilizer.
okay still, there are people out there trained to take care of crap like this. I don't see a wild animal just grazing on grass as posing enough of a threat to doubletap with an assault rifle.
you think there are just people on call waiting to get the word to go take out 46 wild animals within a night? Interesting.
If they can get Jack rough ridin' Hanna on the scene within two hours, they can find more than one animal control team.
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pro tip - I've tranq'd animals much larger than any of these escaped beasts :surprised:
I feed them meat with tranqs in it. Takes them down and they get a belly full of McGonigles to boot.
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you know what i do when i try to trap and tranq a tiger?? I leave a little saucer of milk underneath a box held up by a stick. Works every time.
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tragic. i hope this wakes the public up to their oppressive prejudices.
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can't wait for the first images of a tiger mauling a toddler.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdingo.care2.com%2Fpictures%2Fc2c%2Fshare%2F29%2F298%2F896%2F2989620_370.jpg&hash=88b2406c9b373642b55ded4f96009340080088a4)
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feel bad for the animals. trigger happy cops running around blasting innocent man eating African carnivores. Hopefully a lion takes a few out before he goes down in a blaze of bloody thoothed glory.
My first thought too. They should shoot the DA owner who let all of his awesome lions out.
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feel bad for the animals. trigger happy cops running around blasting innocent man eating African carnivores. Hopefully a lion takes a few out before he goes down in a blaze of bloody thoothed glory.
My first thought too. They should shoot the DA owner who let all of his awesome lions out.
Yeah, he took care of that for them. Maybe shoot some of his family or something.
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love the tranq gun part of old school. every single time i watch it, it makes me lol pretty good.
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My first thought too. They should shoot the DA owner who let all of his awesome lions out.
Yeah, he took care of that for them. Maybe shoot some of his family or something.
more like shoot the cops and citizens for tyrannizing the poor animal owner and his beloved animals.
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My first thought too. They should shoot the DA owner who let all of his awesome lions out.
Yeah, he took care of that for them. Maybe shoot some of his family or something.
more like shoot the cops and citizens for tyrannizing the poor animal owner and his beloved animals.
yeah, that's fine too. shoot them all and let the wild african carnivores take care of the corpses is what I always say.
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They should just arm the cops with rubber bullets and have them try to shoot the lions until they get so pissed off they just run into cages. Or the lions eat the cops, whichever comes first.
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Modern life has become too predictable and safe. Just let them roam around and start taking care of the weak.
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love the tranq gun part of old school. every single time i watch it, it makes me lol pretty good.
You're crazy, man.
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http://bigcatnews.blogspot.com/2009/02/lion-mauls-man-at-jeffrey-harshs-ks.html
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http://bigcatnews.blogspot.com/2009/02/lion-mauls-man-at-jeffrey-harshs-ks.html
Should of just kept on going to the World's Largest Prairie Dawg IMO
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Modern life has become too predictable and safe. Just let them roam around and start taking care of the weak.
I have been thinking about this for a while and have decided that I support this. I would be so much more alert and focused if I had to make sure I didn't get eaten by a lion during my morning Starbucks run.
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Modern life has become too predictable and safe. Just let them roam around and start taking care of the weak.
I have been thinking about this for a while and have decided that I support this. I would be so much more alert and focused if I had to make sure I didn't get eaten by a lion during my morning Starbucks run.
Also your sense of smel would be much more accute.
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Modern life has become too predictable and safe. Just let them roam around and start taking care of the weak.
I have been thinking about this for a while and have decided that I support this. I would be so much more alert and focused if I had to make sure I didn't get eaten by a lion during my morning Starbucks run.
Also your sense of smel would be much more accute.
Agree with all the above. Time to let natural selection take its course. Time for us to evolve even further.
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http://bigcatnews.blogspot.com/2009/02/lion-mauls-man-at-jeffrey-harshs-ks.html
The Free Breakfast (and views of caged Lions and Tigers) Inn sounds decadent!
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Has anyone ever hunted deer? It seems like the big ones always wake up and walk straight into the wind so they can smell any dangers ahead of them. Imagine if the only direction you could move was up-wind. Man. "Hey Sherry, this is Emo EMAW, I can't come into work today because of the southerly wind. I'll just telecommute. With all the jungle cats between here and town, I'd just rather play it safe."
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Has anyone ever hunted deer? It seems like the big ones always wake up and walk straight into the wind so they can smell any dangers ahead of them. Imagine if the only direction you could move was up-wind. Man. "Hey Sherry, this is Emo EMAW, I can't come into work today because of the southerly wind. I'll just telecommute. With all the jungle cats between here and town, I'd just rather play it safe."
We live in the midwest. not only do a whole bunch of midwesterner's have no idea what the eff telecommuting is, but most would see this as an excellent way of pushing through laws that would allow everyone to carry large guns everywhere they go. Most rednecks are prob wishing that this would happen in KS. They want to carry everywhere they go, and they would love a chance to have a full body mount of a male lion in their trailer living room.
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Pretty sure we can already carry large guns (almost) everywhere we go. :comehere:
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Pretty sure we can already carry large guns (almost) everywhere we go. :comehere:
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...and the lion mount in your trailer????
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Pretty sure we can already carry large guns (almost) everywhere we go. :comehere:
:surprised:
...and the lion mount in your trailer????
We eat what we kill. :popcorn: <---- but that's Emo EMAW eating some battered lion popcorn balls
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Pretty sure we can already carry large guns (almost) everywhere we go. :comehere:
:surprised:
...and the lion mount in your trailer????
We eat what we kill. :popcorn: <---- but that's Emo EMAW eating some battered lion popcorn balls
Pro tip: Eat the body, mount the head.
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Pretty sure we can already carry large guns (almost) everywhere we go. :comehere:
:surprised:
...and the lion mount in your trailer????
We eat what we kill. :popcorn: <---- but that's Emo EMAW eating some battered lion popcorn balls
Pro tip: Eat the body, mount the head.
That's what she said! :cheers: