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Title: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: pissclams on October 17, 2011, 03:50:53 PM
that makes it impossible for me to hate on these adorable birds?  i mean seriously :/

1)  turner gill (stud looking hotness).  

2)  great new field turf (hot).

3)  authentic retro vintage stadium design (hot).

4)  stud looking players (hot).

5)  uniforms that make me cream my pants (hot).

6)  jayhawk tramp stamp logo on back of uniform (molten hot).

7)  lawrence, kansas - perfect autumn setting for some pigskin (hot).

8)  pregame at the wheel (lava).

9)  post game at free state brewery (hot).

10)  post-post game at Quinton's (meow).

11)  the campanile (hot).


I'm sorry guys because I'm 100% EMAW-BONER but there's just something about these guys Ad Aspera'ing just like we do that doesn't allow me to hate on them.  They are our brothers and even during this week I can't hate.  Of course I want and expect fully to win this game but I hate that we're going to have to punish our bros to do it.  
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: EMAWzified on October 17, 2011, 03:52:22 PM
Sexual identity outed
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: jmlynch1 on October 17, 2011, 03:52:47 PM
That furry blue bird just makes you want to cuddle up with it. :fatty:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: pissclams on October 17, 2011, 03:54:34 PM
That furry blue bird just makes you want to cuddle up with it. :fatty:

100% agree jmlynch1, and we haven't even broached the subject of Lil'Jay.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: DQ12 on October 17, 2011, 03:54:55 PM
The buckles on the shoes just about send me over the edge.  Nothing not to like about our friends to the East.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: mocat on October 17, 2011, 03:56:50 PM
Sexual identity outed

Tuck/seed outed.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: The Manhatter on October 17, 2011, 03:58:23 PM
font discussions in lieu of KSU_Fanalysis?
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: pike on October 17, 2011, 04:02:59 PM
The Jayhawk is like the symbol against slavery. Too bad we have to crap all over it this weekend
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 17, 2011, 04:03:47 PM
I do love the retro-high school stadium.  No Texas sized monstrosity with new amenities for them.  Simple, old, small and not too crowded makes the game enjoyable for the whole family.  Spread out, take 3-4 seats a person.  And with free tickets for everyone, what is not to like?!
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: pissclams on October 17, 2011, 04:07:47 PM
if you don't enjoy wavin' the wheat on a lazy saturday afternoon then there is something seriously wrong with you.

12) wavin' the wheat (über-oh la la).
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: jmlynch1 on October 17, 2011, 04:08:29 PM
Lets not overlook how innovative KU has been with the concept of convienience.

Ordering tickets online too much of a hastle when you have a pile of Oles to eat?
Tickets too expensive?
Has the KU Athletic Department have a solution for you!
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: pike on October 17, 2011, 04:08:43 PM
I really like the track too. That place just epitomizes exercise and healthy living
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 17, 2011, 04:09:32 PM
if you don't enjoy wavin' the wheat on a lazy saturday afternoon then there is something seriously wrong with you.

12) wavin' the wheat (über-oh la la).

swearing like a maniac when your team kicks the ball off? 

Yes please. 

Pretty please.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 17, 2011, 04:10:00 PM
I like how their fans can offer insights to 18th century Engish tavern culture.  I mean, wow, just wow.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: pissclams on October 17, 2011, 04:11:36 PM
if you don't enjoy wavin' the wheat on a lazy saturday afternoon then there is something seriously wrong with you.

12) wavin' the wheat (über-oh la la).

swearing like a maniac when your team kicks the ball off? 

Yes please. 

Pretty please.

i love how they swear at kickoff.   it's cool because it's like they're saying "hey establishment, go screw yourself!"
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: kslim on October 17, 2011, 04:23:13 PM
i for one would like to volunteer to help finish the construction outside of lawrence, make it more convenient for the fine folks at the university of kansas to commute to populous cities such as kc and topeka 

you know, my way of saying thanks
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: chum1 on October 17, 2011, 04:24:07 PM
beak fellatio?  into it.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 17, 2011, 04:28:29 PM
if you don't enjoy wavin' the wheat on a lazy saturday afternoon then there is something seriously wrong with you.

12) wavin' the wheat (über-oh la la).

swearing like a maniac when your team kicks the ball off? 

Yes please. 

Pretty please.

i love how they swear at kickoff.   it's cool because it's like they're saying "hey establishment, go screw yourself!"

I knew you liked this years old tradition.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 17, 2011, 04:33:04 PM
It's a beautiful campus setting.  A real treasure to the United States.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 17, 2011, 04:35:00 PM
Driving to KC to catch a flight to any major city!?

duh, I like to see the countryside.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 17, 2011, 04:40:12 PM
Having your ku friends leave the game early and go and save you a seat at the bar is just pretty much over the top hospitality.   

Just amazing.

Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: OregonSmock on October 17, 2011, 04:46:32 PM
Smuggling flasks of liquor into Memorial Stadium on a lovely fall afternoon to watch some Big 12 football - does it get any better than that? 
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 17, 2011, 04:48:40 PM
Smuggling flasks of liquor into Memorial Stadium on a lovely fall afternoon to watch some Big 12 football - does it get any better than that? 

Not anywhere outside of a little place called Heaven it doesn't.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on October 17, 2011, 04:50:12 PM
It's a beautiful campus setting.  A real treasure to the United States.
:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: broXcore on October 17, 2011, 04:54:02 PM
is there a more picturesque place to watch a game of good old american football than the hill?

i submit to you that no, there isn't
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 17, 2011, 04:55:27 PM
Smuggling flasks of liquor into Memorial Stadium on a lovely fall afternoon to watch some Big 12 football - does it get any better than that? 

I like to think of memorial as a family venue.  This behavior isn't really appropriate.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 17, 2011, 04:57:03 PM
is there a more picturesque place to watch a game of good old american football than the hill?

i submit to you that no, there isn't

Spread out, let the kids play, listen to the radio broadcast of another game....man.  It's like small town USA
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 17, 2011, 05:55:59 PM
There's a hill.  A freaking hill people !!   :party: (ftp://:party:)
 :love: (ftp://:love:)

Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: fatty fat fat on October 17, 2011, 06:00:13 PM
rock chalk em'.....

let's hawk em.

great thread. proud to share a state.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 17, 2011, 06:04:42 PM
There's a hill.  A freaking hill people !!   :party: (ftp://:party:)
 :love: (ftp://:love:)



It's a MOUNTAIN goddamnit!!!  MOUNT OREAD!!!
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Skipper44 on October 17, 2011, 07:36:46 PM
is there any better tailgating than in the finely manicured lawn of a charming mid century?  Of course not
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: OregonSmock on October 17, 2011, 07:50:37 PM
Team.  State.  Conference.


 :emawkid:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: broXcore on October 17, 2011, 07:55:53 PM
Team.  State.  Conference.


 :emawkid:
:thumbs:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 17, 2011, 08:08:57 PM
The Jayhawk is like the symbol against slavery. Too bad we have to crap all over it this weekend

Holy eff this is BBSin' Gold.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 17, 2011, 08:47:25 PM
Marching Jayhawks!!

Fantastic!!



Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on October 17, 2011, 10:51:12 PM
 :drink:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: the KHAN! on October 17, 2011, 11:05:15 PM
I hate KU so much, and now Pissclams as well.

I wouldn't even bone a hot KU chick unless the opportunity to breed out the KU was there.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: spnshinqsn on October 18, 2011, 07:33:52 AM
I wouldn't even bone a hot KU chick unless the opportunity to breed out the KU was there.

 :lol:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: deputy dawg on October 18, 2011, 08:49:26 AM
that makes it impossible for me to hate on these adorable birds?  i mean seriously :/

1)  turner gill (stud looking hotness).  

2)  great new field turf (hot).

3)  authentic retro vintage stadium design (hot).

4)  stud looking players (hot).

5)  uniforms that make me cream my pants (hot).

6)  jayhawk tramp stamp logo on back of uniform (molten hot).

7)  lawrence, kansas - perfect autumn setting for some pigskin (hot).

8)  pregame at the wheel (lava).

9)  post game at free state brewery (hot).

10)  post-post game at Quinton's (meow).

11)  the campanile (hot).


I'm sorry guys because I'm 100% EMAW-BONER but there's just something about these guys Ad Aspera'ing just like we do that doesn't allow me to hate on them.  They are our brothers and even during this week I can't hate.  Of course I want and expect fully to win this game but I hate that we're going to have to punish our bros to do it.  
Wow.  Opposite of everything I think about the trash to the east.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: jmlynch1 on October 18, 2011, 08:57:05 AM
Lots of Shocks getting outted in this thread
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 18, 2011, 09:02:56 AM
Catch a game and then run out to Orscheln . . .

Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: J on October 18, 2011, 11:29:56 AM
Team.  State.  Conference.


 :emawkid:

Wrong.

Team. Planet. Universe.

TEAM EARTH UNIVERSE REPRESENT.  :emawkid: <---- (but with the atlantic ocean and America. Possibly part of Mexico.)
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: OK_Cat on October 18, 2011, 11:40:23 AM
the women at ku?  my god, what treasures.  i would take each and every one of them out to a nice dinner (their choice) and then politely take them home 5 minutes before they were supposed to be home.  Lovely bones.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: KSNimrod on October 18, 2011, 11:50:10 AM
I wouldn't even bone a hot KU chick unless the opportunity to breed out the KU was there.

Could this count for Animal Science credit as well as BioDefense??
Title: Re: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: steve dave on October 18, 2011, 12:01:14 PM
Hommmmmeee....of theeeeeeeee CHIEFS! (studly)
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 18, 2011, 12:03:34 PM
Rip his rough ridin' head off!!!! Said in way that people know s/he means business but is also joking, everyone around give s/he a high five.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: DQ12 on October 18, 2011, 12:11:53 PM
Baby Jay? 

Too.  Darn. Cute.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 18, 2011, 12:15:46 PM
Rip his rough ridin' head off!!!! Said in way that people know s/he means business but is also joking, everyone around give s/he a high five.

<----- Does this.   :dubious:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: ednksu on October 18, 2011, 12:18:47 PM
 :barf:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: AbeFroman on October 18, 2011, 12:22:03 PM
Weird thread

Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 18, 2011, 12:28:08 PM
Have you ever been standing in Memorial Stadium with your friends, watching some football on a lazy Saturday and wondered if you were in a Norman Rockwell painting?
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: pike on October 18, 2011, 12:33:18 PM
Have you ever been standing in Memorial Stadium with your friends, watching some football on a lazy Saturday and wondered if you were in a Norman Rockwell painting?

No, but I thought I was in Berkeley or something
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Boom Roasted on October 18, 2011, 12:35:02 PM
Have you ever been standing in Memorial Stadium with your friends, watching some football on a lazy Saturday and wondered if you were in a Norman Rockwell painting?

Not yet but i plan on doing so in the future.  Anyone else want to take vacation thursday and friday to help finish up the construction getting into Lawrence so the whole experience is better for all the people of Kansas?  And obviously it will help ehance the town of our brothers to the east?  (might do thursday too)
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: heathbar on October 18, 2011, 12:36:59 PM
i was just through there yesterday...looked like most construction was done

 :dunno:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 18, 2011, 12:39:15 PM
Quite a bit of construction between Salina and Junction City.  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 18, 2011, 12:39:30 PM
You want real life 3d high definition but still want the comfort of your lazy boy. BAM! They've got you covered.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 18, 2011, 07:54:00 PM
Baby Jay? 

Too.  Darn. Cute.

Yes. How about when Baby Jay and Mama Jay spin around and get all dizzy and fall over at the same time. Absolutely adorable.
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: theymightbegiants on October 18, 2011, 08:02:04 PM
You want real life 3d high definition but still want the comfort of your lazy boy. BAM! They've got you covered.

Have to go to Applebee's to get ahold of those tickets though
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: WildcatNation on October 19, 2011, 03:17:50 AM
Thursday, November 18, 1999 -- Jayhawks player suspended over chalupa
Associated Press
LAWRENCE, Kan. -- A 270-pound University of Kansas football player got stuck in the drive-thru window of a Taco Bell when he tried to charge employees who left the chalupa out of his order, authorities said.

Dion Rayford, a 6-foot-3 senior defensive end, was suspended for the game Saturday against Iowa State, the last game of his college career. He was released on his own recognizance after appearing in court Wednesday on charges of disorderly conduct, having an open container of alcohol and misdemeanor damage to property.


 :love: :love: :love:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 19, 2011, 04:17:26 AM
This board . . . :facepalm:
Title: Re: What is it about the Jayhawks?
Post by: the KHAN! on October 19, 2011, 08:53:13 AM
I wouldn't even bone a hot KU chick unless the opportunity to breed out the KU was there.

Could this count for Animal Science credit as well as BioDefense??

I was planning on doing a Master dissertation on "Rawdogging: a defense against future faggotry"