goemaw.com
TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on October 07, 2011, 08:44:02 PM
-
Line your toothless stinky selves up next to the Ernie Barrett statue on the South West corner of the stadium NOT LESS THAN 3 hours prior to kickoff on saturday. I will be accepting entries into the get your rough ridin' balls smashed contest from 11:30 to 1:30 this weekend. You are allowed to come at me IN SINGLE FILE one at a time. When your turn is called my bros will direct you to the human octagon we form in the parking lot and you can give me your best stuff. I will first laugh at you before catching you off guard and booting you in the nuts so hard you crap your pants. You will come off the ground about 2 feet from the force of my boot to your dicksack. While you are still in the air I will punch you in the face and, again, ballpouch. When you hit the ground you will be completely out of it. I will probably stomp you in the dick, face, balls and scrote a few times to confirm you are down for the count. The bros from my dojo will roll you off the slab into the grass to gather your senses before you walk your humiliated ass into the stadium to witness your stupid tigers meet the same fate. You are to bow to anyone in an official Sidewinder Dojo Robe prior to and after getting your face balls smashed. If a 40ish year old dreamboat approaches the arena with my step dad rick you are not to make eye contact. You are also not to accept any offered snacks such as combos, doritos or hunny buns. This nourishment is meant for myself and my dojo only. My mom may ask what is going on. You are to tell her and Rick that we are just horsing around. IF ANY ONE OF YOU SHITWADS even think about telling my mom or Rick about my stomping your dicks into the mud I will rough ridin' end you kempo style.
-
:lynchmob:
-
I saw this when it was originally posted in the basketball forum. Thought about taking a screenshot of it and selling it off as a special collectors edition version of the "Attention Missouri, Fighting You Related Thread," but alas, I was too late.
-
:cool:
-
eff YEAH
-
I can hear the sound of agony from here. It hurts so good.
-
I LOVE PUNCHING MISSOURI PEOPLE IN THE BALLS AND FACE AND STOMACH!
-
MOM, I LOVE PUNCHING MISSOURI PEOPLE IN THE BALLS AND FACE AND STOMACH!
fixed your coming out to your mom post
-
I LOVE PUNCHING MISSOURI PEOPLE IN THE BALLS AND FACE AND STOMACH!
And taking their girls. Always, grab the tramp.
-
They're going to have scabs to picks for weeks.
-
MOM, I LOVE PUNCHING MISSOURI PEOPLE IN THE BALLS AND FACE AND STOMACH!
fixed your coming out to your mom post
Have another slice of shitty Shakespeare pizza, tigger
-
:ksu:
oh jesus footballing christ and t-new, the patron saint of favorable turnover ratios, I am so goddamn ready for tomorrow.
Like, I want someone from our team to tackle a player on the mu team so hard, not LaSomething James hard, but real hard and have the announcers go oooh ooooooohee my and have that roll on our highlight reel instead of mario smith removing byu player's head from like 1934's cotton bowl.
I didn't feel any of these emotions until this thread. jfc, what can stevedave do for you.
go cats, meth sucks and is bad for you.
-
Dudebro..you never give away your "schemes" to your opponents! :nono:
-
it is now officially fall...the fall of foolish mortal moo fans
-
hey steve dave I get you don't like snyder but eff you
-
Stevedave can you ask your mom to bring some dried fruit or chex mix, my mom said I can't have any sugary snacks before the game because I might get to excited
-
Stevedave can you ask your mom to bring some dried fruit or chex mix, my mom said I can't have any sugary snacks before the game because I might get to excited
hey crap-ass he mentioned combos. goddamn it i might just axe kick you in your cyclops-eyed face you genetic defect
-
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
:lynchmob: :lynchmob:
-
Oh man, and I'll be there to see it. If you need any help SD, just let me know. I once hit my brother in the arm so hard it left a bruise. Pfffft, like you'll need any help.
-
GETTING WARMED UP. CHINGON JUST HELD UP A PRETTY THICK STICK OUT AND I CHOPPED RIGHT THROUGH IT.
-
What kind of pop mixes best with Peach Schnapps?
-
What kind of pop mixes best with Peach Schnapps?
Fresca. Come on over.
-
What kind of pop mixes best with Peach Schnapps?
RC
-
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2.holytaco.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fimages%2F2009%2F12%2Fkicked-nuts-record.jpg&hash=8c2902c4dafd507358a0264e1192e542f4989a52)
The reports coming out of manhattan are brutal. These images may be disturbing.
-
I don't know about this if there's no orange slices.
-
SD, I'm swinging by the dojo, should I grab that sleeveless underarmour t-shirt you left in my locker?
-
Bringing my old car antenna...a/k/a "the widowmaker"
-
SD, I'm swinging by the dojo, should I grab that sleeveless underarmour t-shirt you left in my locker?
yes, may need to change out of my sidewinder robe if it gets too bloodied
-
GETTING WARMED UP. CHINGON JUST HELD UP A PRETTY THICK STICK OUT AND I CHOPPED RIGHT THROUGH IT.
:surprised:
-
2 rolls of pennies from Dillons. 4 bottles of Sobe. It's on
-
Where are you?! I'm at corner but my mom won't drop me she thought your mom and Rick were watching us.
Hurry, I have 4 marlboro reds I took from my dad's shop in my sock and they are going to get broke.
-
This morning,I saw a Mizzou fan on his bicycle. I poked a stick in his spokes and when he fell down I stole the arrowheads that spilled out of the walnut bowl duct-taped to his handle bars.