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Title: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Kat Kid on September 30, 2011, 10:43:22 AM
Is the magic still there?
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 30, 2011, 10:44:32 AM
"Hey look at me, I don't go to games, I'm Tortuga, I'm so angsty."
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: kst8cat on September 30, 2011, 11:04:13 PM
Houli-fail

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi460.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq328%2Fhothworld%2Ffail-owned-taco-toilet-fail.jpg&hash=edb02297afcbec96d17cd8d217511c30ab83ff64)
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 30, 2011, 11:09:46 PM
Is the magic still there?

If I don't get a ticket, I will join you.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 30, 2011, 11:14:23 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 30, 2011, 11:16:19 PM
I might have an extra tix torts unless you really are to cool for school, old school that is. The professor is in lmao (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi434.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq66%2Fyoga-like_abana%2F3c2217dab1d3a4270-2.jpg&hash=4186863daf11c7d9a28bd0df2ddf998e0ee961f1)
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 30, 2011, 11:17:15 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
oh man do I wish I was there for that manhattanite talk
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 30, 2011, 11:23:46 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
oh man do I wish I was there for that manhattanite talk

yeah. some tortuga friend tried to claim that someone on the rick daris top five enemy list was actually a really good person and lots of fun. it was like i was looking at someone trying to convince me that hot was cold and water was tabasco sauce and monkeys were actually just really big grasshoppers or something. also, tortuga absolutely does not want to go to the game and stevesie does. i'd give the xtra to him. just a jmo there yla.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 30, 2011, 11:25:59 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
oh man do I wish I was there for that manhattanite talk

yeah. some tortuga friend tried to claim that someone on the rick daris top five enemy list was actually a really good person and lots of fun. it was like i was looking at someone trying to convince me that hot was cold and water was tabasco sauce and monkeys were actually just really big grasshoppers or something. also, tortuga absolutely does not want to go to the game and stevesie does. i'd give the xtra to him. just a jmo there yla.

yla doesn't like me since I don't let him look at me in my sleeveless shirts anymore.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: kim carnes on September 30, 2011, 11:26:41 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.

oh my
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 30, 2011, 11:26:54 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
oh man do I wish I was there for that manhattanite talk

yeah. some tortuga friend tried to claim that someone on the rick daris top five enemy list was actually a really good person and lots of fun. it was like i was looking at someone trying to convince me that hot was cold and water was tabasco sauce and monkeys were actually just really big grasshoppers or something. also, tortuga absolutely does not want to go to the game and stevesie does. i'd give the xtra to him. just a jmo there yla.
yeah might have to. plus that way stevesie will owe me big time. I have to know the teachers name though pm me if you must.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 30, 2011, 11:27:57 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
oh man do I wish I was there for that manhattanite talk

yeah. some tortuga friend tried to claim that someone on the rick daris top five enemy list was actually a really good person and lots of fun. it was like i was looking at someone trying to convince me that hot was cold and water was tabasco sauce and monkeys were actually just really big grasshoppers or something. also, tortuga absolutely does not want to go to the game and stevesie does. i'd give the xtra to him. just a jmo there yla.

yla doesn't like me since I don't let him look at me in my sleeveless shirts anymore.
that is also true. I must be honest with you though, the tat on the inner bicep Im not sure I can pull it off but it is very hot
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 30, 2011, 11:28:24 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
oh man do I wish I was there for that manhattanite talk

yeah. some tortuga friend tried to claim that someone on the rick daris top five enemy list was actually a really good person and lots of fun. it was like i was looking at someone trying to convince me that hot was cold and water was tabasco sauce and monkeys were actually just really big grasshoppers or something. also, tortuga absolutely does not want to go to the game and stevesie does. i'd give the xtra to him. just a jmo there yla.


Oh man I am dying to know who that grade school teacher was.  PM plz.   :peek:
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 30, 2011, 11:29:53 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
oh man do I wish I was there for that manhattanite talk

yeah. some tortuga friend tried to claim that someone on the rick daris top five enemy list was actually a really good person and lots of fun. it was like i was looking at someone trying to convince me that hot was cold and water was tabasco sauce and monkeys were actually just really big grasshoppers or something. also, tortuga absolutely does not want to go to the game and stevesie does. i'd give the xtra to him. just a jmo there yla.


Oh man I am dying to know who that grade school teacher was.  PM plz.   :peek:
no denied
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 30, 2011, 11:30:35 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
oh man do I wish I was there for that manhattanite talk

yeah. some tortuga friend tried to claim that someone on the rick daris top five enemy list was actually a really good person and lots of fun. it was like i was looking at someone trying to convince me that hot was cold and water was tabasco sauce and monkeys were actually just really big grasshoppers or something. also, tortuga absolutely does not want to go to the game and stevesie does. i'd give the xtra to him. just a jmo there yla.

yla doesn't like me since I don't let him look at me in my sleeveless shirts anymore.
that is also true. I must be honest with you though, the tat on the inner bicep Im not sure I can pull it off but it is very hot

That's on BOTH biceps.  :fatty:
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 30, 2011, 11:35:55 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
oh man do I wish I was there for that manhattanite talk

yeah. some tortuga friend tried to claim that someone on the rick daris top five enemy list was actually a really good person and lots of fun. it was like i was looking at someone trying to convince me that hot was cold and water was tabasco sauce and monkeys were actually just really big grasshoppers or something. also, tortuga absolutely does not want to go to the game and stevesie does. i'd give the xtra to him. just a jmo there yla.
yeah might have to. plus that way stevesie will owe me big time. I have to know the teachers name though pm me if you must.

having stevesie owe you one wouldn't be bad at all. would probably be worth it in the long run imo. the teachers name thing is tough though. i live in town. she lives in town. paths cross. small town. dunno. maybe a story for a later day. i was pretty tight lipped on why at houlipak. just don't care for her really. she's just not a good person. older. has to be close to retirement, if not already retired.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 30, 2011, 11:41:09 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
oh man do I wish I was there for that manhattanite talk

yeah. some tortuga friend tried to claim that someone on the rick daris top five enemy list was actually a really good person and lots of fun. it was like i was looking at someone trying to convince me that hot was cold and water was tabasco sauce and monkeys were actually just really big grasshoppers or something. also, tortuga absolutely does not want to go to the game and stevesie does. i'd give the xtra to him. just a jmo there yla.
yeah might have to. plus that way stevesie will owe me big time. I have to know the teachers name though pm me if you must.

having stevesie owe you one wouldn't be bad at all. would probably be worth it in the long run imo. the teachers name thing is tough though. i live in town. she lives in town. paths cross. small town. dunno. maybe a story for a later day. i was pretty tight lipped on why at houlipak. just don't care for her really. she's just not a good person. older. has to be close to retirement, if not already retired.
come on now..... Woodrow Wilson? or not
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 30, 2011, 11:50:01 PM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.
oh man do I wish I was there for that manhattanite talk

yeah. some tortuga friend tried to claim that someone on the rick daris top five enemy list was actually a really good person and lots of fun. it was like i was looking at someone trying to convince me that hot was cold and water was tabasco sauce and monkeys were actually just really big grasshoppers or something. also, tortuga absolutely does not want to go to the game and stevesie does. i'd give the xtra to him. just a jmo there yla.
yeah might have to. plus that way stevesie will owe me big time. I have to know the teachers name though pm me if you must.

having stevesie owe you one wouldn't be bad at all. would probably be worth it in the long run imo. the teachers name thing is tough though. i live in town. she lives in town. paths cross. small town. dunno. maybe a story for a later day. i was pretty tight lipped on why at houlipak. just don't care for her really. she's just not a good person. older. has to be close to retirement, if not already retired.
come on now..... Woodrow Wilson? or not

i never had her as a teacher and she never taught at woodrow that i know of. i'm probably just going to leave it at that. personally just not a fan. there are only like six or seven people in the entire world that i can say that i just don't care for and she is one of them. but who knows, maybe i'm wrong or something.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 30, 2011, 11:55:43 PM
another day then rick  :cheers:
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 30, 2011, 11:59:42 PM
Don't get me wrong, I think there's a lot of magic in Houlihan's. But I think the real key to success that K-State has been underestimating is Daris and I pak'n together.

Daris, you know where I'll be tomorrow. The wild wild cats are depending on us.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 01, 2011, 12:11:13 AM
no doubt we are an underestimated factor in this early season cat dominance.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 01, 2011, 12:12:17 AM
hey guys I get it, I didn't make it to houli-pak1.0 why don't you rub it in my face?! *jerk alert*
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 01, 2011, 12:14:10 AM
hey guys I get it, I didn't make it to houli-pak1.0 why don't you rub it in my face?! *jerk alert*

Or MOAP2, or pre-pak, or Daris/Stevesie60PAK...... I mean, the list goes on.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 01, 2011, 12:16:11 AM
did you or your cut off make it to workoutpak2.0 yeah didnt think so! this road goes both ways mister
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 01, 2011, 08:23:59 AM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.

Do.  Not.  Remember.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 01, 2011, 08:26:01 AM
Ok.  Maybe new plan is parking lot.  Just.  Don't.  Know. 

ABC 2:30pm kick is pretty tempting.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 01, 2011, 09:52:15 AM
yeah. i mean the game is like walking distance from there and it's going to be like 75 degrees and sunny and the cats are playing a ranked team at home and are only three point dogs but sure tortuga, how about we just hang out at the holiday inn, have a couple of small plates and talk about a specific local grade school teacher that is an absolutely horrible person, regardless of whether or not some person says they don't think she is. no thanks. no thanks at all tortuga.

Do.  Not.  Remember.

oh wow. convo was held during halftime.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 01, 2011, 10:16:32 AM
Welp, probably going to damnweareunderrated/missed las vegas chef friend pak.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 01, 2011, 10:25:43 AM
Or maybe you should just suck it up and go to the game.   :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: jtksu on October 01, 2011, 10:59:33 AM
I also have a Las Vegas chef friend.  :runaway:
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 01, 2011, 08:20:02 PM
wow. how embarassing for this tortuga fellow.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 01, 2011, 08:57:44 PM
The Scheme Doctor just rough ridin' schemed the crap out of this Tortuga fella. 




Tort.  You can admit you regret it.  It's not too late.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 02, 2011, 01:27:48 AM
this is bizarre.  Very nice, but bizarre.
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 02, 2011, 10:11:55 AM
Scheme Doctor Barrels Through Town in Van, Squishes A Turtle
Legend Never Looks Back as Cats Improve To 4-0
Title: Re: Houli-pak 2.0?
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 02, 2011, 01:56:20 PM
Won't be able to go to the Missouri game. Anyone down for the REAL Houlipak 2.0?