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Title: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 27, 2011, 10:49:51 AM
Sean,

As a devoted K-State Wildcat fan, I have been sickened by the garbage your special teams units have trotted out onto the field in these first 3 games. I believe you are creating this problem by not playing your best players. Now, I'm not too keen on believing everything I read on message boards, but all I read about last summer was that Tate was a ball player and that I should expect to see him flying around on special teams. Unfortunately, your sorry ass won't play him, so I'm not seeing him fly around anything but the sideline to go grab water for the guys on the field. I don't care if Tate made you angry by throwing a big keg party last summer while you were out of town pretending to recruit. I don't care if he took your car out for a joy ride and didn't bother refilling the gas tank. I sure as hell don't care if you have a problem with Tate rolling with the boys from east Manhattan and egging Deb's house. Take a cue from your old man. Handle your crap in-house and make sure your players play.

Tate Snyder for Special Teams.
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: steve dave on September 27, 2011, 11:15:41 AM
TSFST
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 27, 2011, 11:31:23 AM
Sean, we don't care that Tate took a 20 minute shower yesterday and ran up your water bill.

TSFST
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: Arthur Carlson on September 27, 2011, 12:01:28 PM
P.S.  When we're talking about 5 Heart Special Teams, that doesn't literally mean only 5 beating hearts on the field during a punt return.  You can (and should) play with 11 hearts.

Thanks.
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 27, 2011, 12:06:08 PM
P.S.  When we're talking about 5 Heart Special Teams, that doesn't literally mean only 5 beating hearts on the field during a punt return.  You can (and should) play with 11 hearts.

Thanks.
I imagine you mean 55 hearts.
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: pissclams on September 27, 2011, 12:07:51 PM
sorry but tate means way too much to the Corvettes to put him on special teams.  action request status:  denied.
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 27, 2011, 12:13:37 PM
Sean-

Just because Tate used your Phillips 66 card on some snacks and sodas besides just for emergency gas does not mean you can allow the special teams to be the glaring weakness on this team all year.  Fix it now or Tate will talk to his grandpa.

 :shakesfist:

LSOC
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: Arthur Carlson on September 27, 2011, 12:14:25 PM
P.S.  When we're talking about 5 Heart Special Teams, that doesn't literally mean only 5 beating hearts on the field during a punt return.  You can (and should) play with 11 hearts.

Thanks.
I imagine you mean 55 hearts.

When you start throwing metaphors around Sean Snyder, he'll need his dad to burn another time out to figure out the literal meaning.  We only have so many timeouts.
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 27, 2011, 12:28:42 PM
Sean, please don't punish the team as well as all of us fans just because Tate ran up your cable bill ordering pay per view porn. We just don't care.

TSFST
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: Stupid Fitz on September 27, 2011, 12:33:20 PM
Tate sucks as much as his dad sucks.
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: EMAW SP8 on September 27, 2011, 12:47:40 PM
Tate sucks as much as his dad sucks.
:blank:
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 27, 2011, 01:14:51 PM
Sean-

Also, please don't ruin Ryan Doerr so Tate can punt just because one time he punted a nerf ball across the street into the neighbor's yard and it was super far.*

Love,

LSOC



* Doerr's average versus last year is  :barf:

Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 27, 2011, 01:14:56 PM
Didn't someone on here say Tate was injured? Could have sworn I saw that.  :dunno:
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 27, 2011, 01:15:45 PM
Didn't someone on here say Tate was injured? Could have sworn I saw that.  :dunno:

Yeah, and people on the Phog said that Selby was injured last year, too.
Title: Re: A Message to Sean Snyder
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 27, 2011, 06:54:00 PM
Sean, just because Bryce bought beer for Tate doesn't mean you have to kick him off the team. JFC.