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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: pissclams on September 15, 2011, 08:56:57 AM

Title: weapon of choice
Post by: pissclams on September 15, 2011, 08:56:57 AM
what is your weapon of choice?

1) crossbow
1a) sniper rifle (barrett .50 cal)

Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 15, 2011, 08:58:09 AM
stunning good looks
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Post by: CHONGS on September 15, 2011, 09:01:14 AM
poison tipped throwing stars
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Post by: Saulbadguy on September 15, 2011, 09:05:54 AM
arbalest
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Post by: michigancat on September 15, 2011, 09:09:49 AM
shotgun
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Post by: steve dave on September 15, 2011, 09:13:49 AM
my brain
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Post by: CNS on September 15, 2011, 09:14:55 AM
Gumption

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Post by: Emo EMAW on September 15, 2011, 09:25:59 AM
Can we get more context?  Weapon of choice for what?  Defense? 
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Post by: Tobias on September 15, 2011, 09:27:38 AM
molotov cocktails seem incredibly elite in a jyc-type fashion
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Post by: pissclams on September 15, 2011, 09:29:36 AM
poison tipped throwing stars
i love throwing stars, had a ton as a young child.  what i don't like about them is their inability to inflict any serious damage.  also, they are limited by distance, wind, etc.
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 15, 2011, 09:31:23 AM
flame thrower
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Post by: Stevesie60 on September 15, 2011, 09:36:27 AM
Rocket Launcher
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Post by: pissclams on September 15, 2011, 09:39:51 AM
surprised no one has mentioned rail gun

flame thrower is a good one.  again, limited to short distances and can be pretty hairy to handle. 

are there no demolition experts in the house? 
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 15, 2011, 09:40:38 AM
surprised no one has mentioned rail gun

flame thrower is a good one.  again, limited to short distances and can be pretty hairy to handle. 

are there no demolition experts in the house? 

I used to blow up crap when I was a kid.  Have a bunch of tannerite in my garage.
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: CHONGS on September 15, 2011, 09:40:50 AM
poison tipped throwing stars
i love throwing stars, had a ton as a young child.  what i don't like about them is their inability to inflict any serious damage.  also, they are limited by distance, wind, etc.
That's why they're poison tipped.
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 15, 2011, 09:41:58 AM
surprised no one has mentioned rail gun

flame thrower is a good one.  again, limited to short distances and can be pretty hairy to handle. 

are there no demolition experts in the house? 

Yeah, the flame thrower definitely requires some support, but it's excellent for clearing Charlie out of the brush.
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 15, 2011, 09:42:37 AM
poison tipped throwing stars
i love throwing stars, had a ton as a young child.  what i don't like about them is their inability to inflict any serious damage.  also, they are limited by distance, wind, etc.
That's why they're poison tipped.
what is your poison of choice
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Post by: AppleJack on September 15, 2011, 09:42:51 AM
For Bond on N64 - RCP90

Real Life - that chowder that wrestlers throw into their opponents eyes.
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: pissclams on September 15, 2011, 09:43:08 AM
:lol:
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Post by: cummin_CAT on September 15, 2011, 09:48:39 AM
For Bond on N64 - RCP90

Real Life - that chowder that wrestlers throw into their opponents eyes.
That's salt.

My weapon of choice would be a rough ridin' nuke. 
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Post by: Cire on September 15, 2011, 09:49:46 AM
mini gun
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Post by: steve dave on September 15, 2011, 09:51:13 AM
death star
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Post by: Saulbadguy on September 15, 2011, 09:53:22 AM
death star
single x-wing armed with a couple proton torpedoes
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Post by: Brock Landers on September 15, 2011, 09:57:49 AM
For up close combat, my go-to weapon has always been the neck of a broken beer bottle.  For long distance takeouts, I use a sniper rifle that fires bullets made out of ice.
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: Pete on September 15, 2011, 10:06:20 AM
We're talking about killing Zombies?

If zombies, then obviously this:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.gizmag.com%2Fhero%2Faa-12-combat-shotgun-frag-12-automatic.jpg&hash=fbe822b09ed2deabc78ff491f34084ab3923ea21)

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Post by: Pete on September 15, 2011, 10:08:34 AM
Oh also, if I was super coordinated and really strong, then I would use like samauri weapons or something cool like that.

As I am not, I did not list that.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on September 15, 2011, 10:11:54 AM
My preferred weapon of choice is Chuck Norris.
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Post by: Trim on September 15, 2011, 10:18:11 AM
Choking hands.
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: pissclams on September 15, 2011, 10:27:14 AM
death star
single x-wing armed with a couple proton torpedoes

saul?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzpirates.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F07%2Fporkins-240x300.jpg&hash=67d49d5129d298623216b2c877fb36a451e62534)
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: pissclams on September 15, 2011, 10:29:17 AM
Oh also, if I was super coordinated and really strong, then I would use like samauri weapons or something cool like that.

As I am not, I did not list that.

i don't know pete, i've seen you in action- you're a pretty coordinated guy.

i can easily see you with a katana
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: Trim on September 15, 2011, 10:34:41 AM
Pete's is his forehead.
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Post by: ew2x4 on September 15, 2011, 10:35:07 AM
1911
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Post by: Winters on September 15, 2011, 10:35:29 AM
"Laser"
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Post by: Brock Landers on September 15, 2011, 10:47:19 AM
"Laser"


Should have picked "Unlimited sand bags"
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Post by: OK_Cat on September 15, 2011, 11:45:04 AM
bo staff
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Post by: CNS on September 15, 2011, 11:47:38 AM
bo staff

Wrong.  cliff.
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Post by: OK_Cat on September 15, 2011, 11:48:40 AM
too soon, bro
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on September 15, 2011, 12:11:52 PM
Ferocious attack dog
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Post by: the_ugly_clown on September 15, 2011, 02:27:43 PM
arty mixed with a lil a10/ac-130.
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Post by: kso_FAN on September 15, 2011, 02:29:39 PM
Seems like it fits here.

http://www.spike.com/shows/deadliest-warrior
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 15, 2011, 02:35:51 PM
Golden eye gun!
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Post by: fun muffin on September 15, 2011, 02:37:29 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-QKO4BXSWIHU%2FTkDRdGSR4dI%2FAAAAAAAAAoU%2Fx0vs2NKC9Nw%2Fs400%2Fsquid_gun&hash=473e458fabd6051fc7a97e2b1178bbd6d6da2702)
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 15, 2011, 02:56:22 PM
handsome face
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: pissclams on September 15, 2011, 03:03:41 PM
stunning good looks
my brain
Choking hands.
Pete's is his forehead.
handsome face

what a crew of winners we have moderating this place.  :flush: 
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: jtksu on September 15, 2011, 03:12:55 PM
Hep C.
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Post by: slimz on September 15, 2011, 03:14:32 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdarksun.acunningploy.com%2Fquake14.gif&hash=6a76763a51826e08f79481cff9ba6dab94ae33e6)
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: CNS on September 15, 2011, 04:44:38 PM
Laser Cat.  Tabby.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F000%2F075%2F935%2Foriginal%2Flaser_cats-5136.jpg%3F1286540809&hash=a7bf4b53d4c170b40f0c756fde5499010667a5b9)
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Post by: ArchE_Cat on September 15, 2011, 05:12:00 PM
Hep C.

gonosyphiherpilaids
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Post by: wetwillie on September 15, 2011, 06:17:44 PM
when opening this thread i anticipated about every third post to be "MY HUGE male genitals". 
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: Gooch on September 15, 2011, 06:37:04 PM
Pete's is his forehead.
^^^^^ this is a great "Pete" story BTW
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: pissclams on September 15, 2011, 06:38:58 PM
when opening this thread i anticipated about every third post to be "MY HUGE male genitals". 

stunning good looks
my brain
Choking hands.
Pete's is his forehead.
handsome face

what a crew of winners we have moderating this place.  :flush: 
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: hemmy on September 15, 2011, 06:45:27 PM
AWP
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 15, 2011, 10:10:53 PM
I like to kill people with kindness
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Post by: chunkles on September 15, 2011, 10:35:23 PM
LRAD.  En masse shitting-of-pants.  Or just making people sick enough so you can easily punch all of their faces off.
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Post by: _33 on September 15, 2011, 10:53:11 PM
Dual sai.
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Post by: Gooch on September 16, 2011, 08:09:57 PM
We're talking about killing Zombies?

If zombies, then obviously this:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.gizmag.com%2Fhero%2Faa-12-combat-shotgun-frag-12-automatic.jpg&hash=fbe822b09ed2deabc78ff491f34084ab3923ea21)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8&feature=relmfu

:eek:
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Post by: hemmy on September 21, 2011, 10:36:33 PM
We're talking about killing Zombies?

If zombies, then obviously this:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.gizmag.com%2Fhero%2Faa-12-combat-shotgun-frag-12-automatic.jpg&hash=fbe822b09ed2deabc78ff491f34084ab3923ea21)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8&feature=relmfu

:eek:

Hes a professional russian
Title: Re: weapon of choice
Post by: ew2x4 on September 22, 2011, 10:56:05 AM
Dual sai.

Based on your avie, you should have said dual katanas.