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Title: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 14, 2011, 09:48:16 AM
I will start:

"Silent Running" by Mike and the Mechanics is the best song about a civilian insurgency against a facist government crackdown.

GO!
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Post by: 8manpick on September 14, 2011, 10:03:02 AM
"Ohio" by Neil Young is the best song about the Kent State Massacre ever made.
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Post by: steve dave on September 14, 2011, 10:33:32 AM
"Born to Run" by oscar Springsteen is the best song about marathon running
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Post by: steve dave on September 14, 2011, 10:33:57 AM
"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey is the best song about Santa Claus
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Post by: steve dave on September 14, 2011, 10:34:45 AM
"Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield is the best song about Jesse Ventura's wife
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Post by: jmlynch1 on September 14, 2011, 10:36:24 AM
Rock Lobster/ Lobsters
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Post by: pissclams on September 14, 2011, 10:36:58 AM
The Humpty Dance is the best song about the Humpty Dance.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 14, 2011, 10:37:31 AM
"Dancing on the Ceiling" is the best song about America's space program in the late 1960s.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 14, 2011, 10:38:21 AM
"Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield is the best song about Jesse Ventura's wife

Wrong.  "Caribean Queen" by Billy Ocean
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Post by: steve dave on September 14, 2011, 10:38:46 AM
"Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes is the best song about early advances in Lasix surgery
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 14, 2011, 10:39:10 AM
Lollipop is the best song about sex and candy ever made. sorry marcys playground
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Post by: steve dave on September 14, 2011, 10:40:31 AM
"Annie I'm Not Your Daddy" by Kid Creole & the Coconuts is the best song about a puppy that thinks its a person
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 14, 2011, 10:44:55 AM
"Meet me Half-way" by Kenny Loggins is the best song about high stakes professional arm wrestling.
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Post by: DQ12 on September 14, 2011, 10:50:37 AM
Twist and Shout is the best song about chronic tourettes syndrome.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 14, 2011, 10:54:26 AM
We belong together is the best song about Bill and Sean ever written.
Never gonna give you up is the best song about internet dumbasses ever written.
Girls just wanna have fun is the best song about womens rights ever written.
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Post by: AppleJack on September 14, 2011, 11:08:19 AM
Nightmare On My Street is the best song about "burnt up like a weenie" serial killer who haunts the dreams of a world famous rapper/actor and brutally murders his DJamer after he pleads for him to stay awake.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on September 14, 2011, 11:08:59 AM
"The Roof is on Fire," by the Bloodhound Gang, is the best song about Allen Fieldhouse burning down next year.
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Post by: ew2x4 on September 14, 2011, 11:28:38 AM
Monkey Wrench is the best song about tools for pipe fitting.
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Post by: 8manpick on September 14, 2011, 11:38:25 AM
"Free Fallin'" is the best song about Owen Hart's death.  Also best biography of Dylan Meier.
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Post by: Johnny Wichita on September 14, 2011, 11:59:23 AM
We are 138 is the best song about violence. 
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Post by: Johnny Wichita on September 14, 2011, 11:59:45 AM
The Boxer is the best song about Dylan. 
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 14, 2011, 12:07:14 PM
Some really good ones here.  And very little disagreement.  My movie thread had everyone fighting. 
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Post by: massofcatfan on September 14, 2011, 12:11:10 PM
Two out of Three Ain't Bad is the best song about Bob Huggins and Jon Wefald/Tim Weiser ever made

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8JA9Qs2Mho (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8JA9Qs2Mho)  
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Post by: Pete on September 14, 2011, 01:15:08 PM
"Driven My Life Away" by Eddie Rabbit is the best song about windshield wipers.
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Post by: pike on September 14, 2011, 01:17:42 PM
Real Compton City Gs is the best song about being from the street, not a phony like that lousy Dr Dre.
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Post by: Catchacold on September 14, 2011, 01:22:56 PM
Around My Head by Cage the Elephant is the best song about ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah ever made.
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Post by: pike on September 14, 2011, 01:24:17 PM
April 26th 1992 by Sublime is the best song about the LA riots
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Post by: jmlynch1 on September 14, 2011, 01:27:20 PM
April 26th 1992 by Sublime is the best song about the LA riots
No, denied.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 14, 2011, 01:27:40 PM
MMMmm by Crash Test Dummies is the best song about lsd
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Post by: pike on September 14, 2011, 01:30:23 PM
April 26th 1992 by Sublime is the best song about the LA riots
No, denied.

Well then what is it  :curse:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 14, 2011, 01:33:45 PM
"don't treat me bad" by Firehouse is the best song about dating some sluts in the past that just screwed with you and cheated on you then dating a new slut and asking her to not screw other dudes ever made.
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Post by: Skipper44 on September 14, 2011, 01:36:13 PM
867-5309 is the best song about digits ever made
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Post by: Emo EMAW on September 14, 2011, 01:37:58 PM
867-5309 is the best song about digits ever made

One time at work on a group chat I told a younger guy to call this guy back at 867-5309 and asked the area code so I said 913 and he was like "says it doesn't exist."  Good times.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 14, 2011, 01:39:00 PM
867-5309 is the best song about digits ever made
no denied. 281-330-8004
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Post by: DQ12 on September 14, 2011, 02:30:10 PM
867-5309 is the best song about digits ever made
no denied. 281-330-8004
No denied.  776-5577.
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Post by: KITNfury on September 14, 2011, 02:38:18 PM
Regulate by Warren G was the best song about a high fiber diet.
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Post by: joda on September 15, 2011, 12:08:45 AM
Lord it's hard to be humble is the best song about phog.net
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 15, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Every breath you take is the best song about stalking.
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Post by: OK_Cat on September 15, 2011, 01:52:55 PM
"jump" is the best song about competitive jump-roping
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Post by: EMAWgeddon on September 15, 2011, 07:02:43 PM
"I believe I can fly" is the best song ever made about Brooks Berringer
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Post by: EMAWgeddon on September 15, 2011, 07:03:28 PM
"Respect" is the best song about the intellectually disabled.
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Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on September 16, 2011, 10:49:56 AM
Murray Head "One Night in Bangkok" --> best song about chess tournaments
Kanye "Through The Wire" --> best song about dental reconstructive surgery
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Post by: 8manpick on September 16, 2011, 11:34:46 AM
JET's "Cold Hard Bitch" is the best song about necrophilia ever made.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on September 16, 2011, 01:02:19 PM
Nine Inch Nails "I Wanna eff You Like an Animal" is the best song about K-State guys wanting to do things to girls that Nebraska guys do to meatgoats.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 16, 2011, 04:13:00 PM
867-5309 is the best song about digits ever made
no denied. 281-330-8004
No denied.  776-5577.
hmm allowed but only because of their police detective commercial
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Post by: Gooch on September 16, 2011, 06:35:36 PM
"Evacuate The Dance Floor" is the best song about the RI night club fire.