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Title: Meat goats
Post by: pike on September 09, 2011, 10:43:25 AM
via twitter

KAKEnews KAKE News

Crews on scene of an overturned semi near the S. Wichita exit of KS Turnpike. Semi was hauling hundreds of goats, now running in the area.


 :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:

Somebody pick those up! Worth money!
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: wetwillie on September 09, 2011, 12:21:06 PM
rumblings the wichita katpakers are :driving:    :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: bigwillie20 on September 09, 2011, 12:25:35 PM
 :ohno:
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 09, 2011, 12:56:47 PM
OMG the pics would be amaz!
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: bigwillie20 on September 09, 2011, 01:31:47 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.graytvinc.com%2Fimages%2FGoat-ax-3.jpg&hash=91d22d35b41d8ccc85ed1c3b761ff9b22851bc87)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.graytvinc.com%2Fimages%2FGoat-Ax-4.jpg&hash=033b6a57fababb27ab4f133620a4f65d17482ce1)

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Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 09, 2011, 01:45:45 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.graytvinc.com%2Fimages%2FGoat-ax-3.jpg&hash=91d22d35b41d8ccc85ed1c3b761ff9b22851bc87)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.graytvinc.com%2Fimages%2FGoat-Ax-4.jpg&hash=033b6a57fababb27ab4f133620a4f65d17482ce1)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.trb.com%2Fmedia%2Fphoto%2F2011-09%2F249765300-09090344.jpg&hash=8a96527933b5a30d2931b1273f3c533d169af7bb)
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There's a lot of tasty meat in those pics. :lick: A lot of money, too.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 09, 2011, 01:46:56 PM
Thanks bigwillie!
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 09, 2011, 02:33:24 PM
They look happy and unscathed after the accident.  (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emofaces.com%2Fen%2Femoticons%2Fg%2Fgoat-emoticon.gif&hash=10c8e6329e966552e9d25f059206cdaad0af0aed)
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: pissclams on September 09, 2011, 03:11:53 PM
They look happy and unscathed after the accident.

definitely don't want to put any stress into the meat, you can taste it after it's butchered
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: joda on September 09, 2011, 08:03:02 PM
http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/Truck_Hauling_Goats_Overturns_On_Kansas_Turnpike_129529958.html?storySection=comments (http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/Truck_Hauling_Goats_Overturns_On_Kansas_Turnpike_129529958.html?storySection=comments)

Link to the KAKE article and video, drove right by this and my first thoughts where that it was a trial run of our new meat goat weapons system.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 10, 2011, 11:53:53 AM
http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/Truck_Hauling_Goats_Overturns_On_Kansas_Turnpike_129529958.html?storySection=comments (http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/Truck_Hauling_Goats_Overturns_On_Kansas_Turnpike_129529958.html?storySection=comments)

Link to the KAKE article and video, drove right by this and my first thoughts where that it was a trial run of our new meat goat weapons system.

Who says it wasn't?
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 10, 2011, 12:09:17 PM
They look happy and unscathed after the accident.

definitely don't want to put any stress into the meat, you can taste it after it's butchered

Usually not a problem.  MGs are  :gocho: pretty much 24/7
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: joda on September 10, 2011, 04:50:51 PM
http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/Truck_Hauling_Goats_Overturns_On_Kansas_Turnpike_129529958.html?storySection=comments (http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/Truck_Hauling_Goats_Overturns_On_Kansas_Turnpike_129529958.html?storySection=comments)

Link to the KAKE article and video, drove right by this and my first thoughts where that it was a trial run of our new meat goat weapons system.

Who says it wasn't?

Who says I ever stopped believing it?
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: pike on September 10, 2011, 05:10:25 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cheezburger.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2011%2F4%2F5%2F0cd26431-2640-480d-b7f1-3a950710b57b.jpg&hash=17066764ab822a9533ad69b99a81cafc1927b8db)
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat on September 12, 2011, 10:26:36 AM
This is phenomenal. I could use a goat
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Pete on September 12, 2011, 12:51:48 PM
I don't see goats in those pics....I see about a bagillion dollars worth of future Gyro revenue.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 12, 2011, 12:53:49 PM
I see one goat seems to have some road rash.

http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2011-09/326081320-09092338.jpg

Top center, black head and neck, pink ass.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 12, 2011, 01:08:25 PM
I see one goat seems to have some road rash.

http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2011-09/326081320-09092338.jpg

Top center, black head and neck, pink ass.

Yet the MG is still all  :thumbsup: - what a fuckign stud.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Deez Nutz on September 12, 2011, 11:44:47 PM
They had to kill six of the goats.   :cry:
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Pete on September 13, 2011, 01:26:31 AM
They had to kill six of the goats.   :cry:

The term is "harvest."

They'll be basking in tzatziki before the week is done.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 25, 2013, 02:39:42 PM
I don't know if this says Boise is ahead of the curve or just a bunch of rubes.

http://www.idahostatesman.com/2013/07/24/2669428/we-rent-goats-of-boise-honored.html
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: steve dave on July 25, 2013, 02:44:11 PM
in kauai some goats got away from explorers like a long time ago and now they are all over the cliff sides and you see them everywhere and it's fun to point them out and it's like wow that is a really steep cliff I don't think that goat is going to be able to walk down it and then it just floors it right down it and bounces around all over and it's like wow, huh, guy can really climb.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Pete on July 25, 2013, 02:50:13 PM
in kauai some goats got away from explorers like a long time ago and now they are all over the cliff sides and you see them everywhere and it's fun to point them out and it's like wow that is a really steep cliff I don't think that goat is going to be able to walk down it and then it just floors it right down it and bounces around all over and it's like wow, huh, guy can really climb.

They are a joy.  Those same explorers lost at least one boy chicken and one girl chicken too, cause those fuckers all all over.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 25, 2013, 02:52:53 PM
in jamaica once we asked our driver alfred about financial type stuff. he told us that if he was to ever get into money trouble that he would just "go get a goat". i took that as him saying that he would steal a goat from someone/somewhere and then sell it or something. no idea if it was one of the bouncing type that sd is referencing.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Shacks on July 25, 2013, 03:13:05 PM
in kauai some goats got away from explorers like a long time ago and now they are all over the cliff sides and you see them everywhere and it's fun to point them out and it's like wow that is a really steep cliff I don't think that goat is going to be able to walk down it and then it just floors it right down it and bounces around all over and it's like wow, huh, guy can really climb.

They are a joy.  Those same explorers lost at least one boy chicken and one girl chicken too, cause those fuckers all all over.

I'm no farmer but I think the technical term for "boy chicken" is rooster
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: fairweatherpud on July 25, 2013, 06:46:25 PM
you're not a rancher either.  JFC
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 06, 2013, 11:58:10 AM
Man walking a meat goat across the US to raise awareness for something.

http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Man-Takes-On-Cross-Country-Walk-With-His-Goat-229329231.html

RECENTLY SPOTTED OFF K-7!!!
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Trim on August 14, 2016, 09:05:59 PM
So there's a lady up here breeding goats, not for meat, but to rent them out for various purposes, including "crime prevention."

https://twitter.com/TrimGoEMAW/status/764967715098341376

http://www.rentaruminant.com/

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Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Cire on August 14, 2016, 09:26:20 PM
Just discovered that my local carnceria has goat.  It's cheap too.  Any recipes?


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Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: wetwillie on August 14, 2016, 09:34:46 PM
(https://s3.postimg.org/5zmbim0f7/goat_for_rent.jpg).



they might need some lawyering for franchise contracts
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Trim on August 14, 2016, 09:45:41 PM
Look at that businessgoat.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: ednksu on August 14, 2016, 09:58:45 PM
I'd take a horde of goats to clear out poison ivy.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: tdaver on August 14, 2016, 11:23:21 PM
This could be a fun goat adventure
http://www.backcountry.com/explore/backpacking-the-goatworthy-way

Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Trim on August 14, 2016, 11:27:40 PM
Had no idea that goat trafficking was such a big industry.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 15, 2016, 08:37:32 AM
This could be a fun goat adventure
http://www.backcountry.com/explore/backpacking-the-goatworthy-way

I could live like a damn king if I had goats to haul stuff. 

I was looking into renting pack goats for this fall's elk trips.  I had heard this one lady did it but couldn't find any contact info so started calling the vets in town.  Five minutes on the phone and this guy offers to give me two of his pack goats.  I KNEW I shouldn't have bought in an HOA.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 15, 2016, 09:07:19 AM
How do the goats prevent crime exactly?
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Trim on August 15, 2016, 09:09:40 AM
How do the goats prevent crime exactly?

A local told me because "they're mean" and thus better than a guard dog.  I guess if you have them around your property and a n'er-do-well is thinking of intruding, they're less likely to do so in the face of a give-no-fucks goat.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 15, 2016, 09:17:20 AM
How do the goats prevent crime exactly?

Having an overgrown yard is a crime.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Asteriskhead on August 15, 2016, 01:14:25 PM
How do the goats prevent crime exactly?

A local told me because "they're mean" and thus better than a guard dog.  I guess if you have them around your property and a n'er-do-well is thinking of intruding, they're less likely to do so in the face of a give-no-fucks goat.

Mrs. Gooch, watch The VVitch and you will understand. Also, that ram in NZ on youtube that hates the eff out of dirt bikes/ dirt bikers.
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: star seed 7 on August 15, 2016, 01:18:36 PM
My neighbor in kck who had a pet goat never got robbed (that I know of)  :th_twocents:
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: The Big Train on August 15, 2016, 03:41:43 PM
If you play goat simulator(video games thread review) you can see how goats fight crime
Title: Re: Meat goats
Post by: Trim on October 31, 2016, 10:56:10 PM
The man behind the meat goats:

http://themercury.com/articles/managing-ksus-sheep-goats-brings-man-shear-joy