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Title: No Words
Post by: CHONGS on September 08, 2011, 07:14:44 PM
http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/95317-How-To-Start-A-Tradition-or-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)-Aggy-Tears-Down-His-Own-Fence-(SPLIT)
 :sdeek:

you must read it. its worth it trust me
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: pike on September 08, 2011, 07:16:52 PM
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Mofo butter layin' me to da'bone! Jackin' me up... tight me!


airplane reference holy crap  :lol:
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: wetwillie on September 08, 2011, 07:37:19 PM
who will bring the jar(s)?
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Post by: TheHamburglar on September 08, 2011, 07:46:19 PM
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Post by: chum1 on September 08, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
omglol
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: the_ugly_clown on September 08, 2011, 08:21:37 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 08, 2011, 08:29:33 PM
read this the other day. was going to link, but was scared. thx ching.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: the_ugly_clown on September 08, 2011, 08:58:27 PM
read this the other day. was going to link, but was scared. thx ching.

pussy.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: Kat Kid on September 08, 2011, 08:58:43 PM
read this the other day. was going to link, but was scared. thx ching.

messages like this make me concerned that I cannot internet as well as BITB kid.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 08, 2011, 09:08:15 PM
I am telling you . . . the Collie Cult is insane . . . I-N-S-A-N-E.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: mcmwcat on September 08, 2011, 09:29:41 PM
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Quote Originally Posted by skipperj View Post
A ridiculous point: Robert has already put the fence back up. He is going to take it down again for the BBQ.

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Title: Re: No Words
Post by: chum1 on September 08, 2011, 09:40:04 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1234.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fff407%2FJWMAG2%2Fbrightlight5.jpg&hash=1f7ce86761972011045dcb2df661583ede764caa)
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: chum1 on September 08, 2011, 10:26:31 PM
For the sake of those not reading through the thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJOwMfgXJ-k&feature=channel_video_title
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: Rams on September 08, 2011, 10:28:46 PM
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On the list of things I think I may someday do, "Lose my temper and tear down a fence to protest my neighbor's lighting" is just in front of "get cut off in traffic, follow guy home, and get revenge by sucking his dog's dick"

OMFG!  :lol:
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 08, 2011, 10:32:07 PM
For the sake of those not reading through the thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJOwMfgXJ-k&feature=channel_video_title

lol
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: Trim on September 08, 2011, 10:45:27 PM
For the sake of those not reading through the thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJOwMfgXJ-k&feature=channel_video_title

Their MOAP def rivaled ours.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 08, 2011, 10:50:56 PM
For the sake of those not reading through the thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJOwMfgXJ-k&feature=channel_video_title

Their MOAP def rivaled ours.

He should have gotten the tent/misters.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: Tobias on September 08, 2011, 10:53:40 PM
Their MOAP def rivaled ours.

He should have gotten the tent/misters.

from the look of that pak, plenty of misters got the tent, so to speak.  :fatty:
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: chum1 on September 29, 2011, 11:06:36 PM
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The dude was busted for transporting between 5 and 50 lbs of weed. Not for a quarter bag in his own home. But yeah, I get your point on the repeat wife & child abuse is quite sick. Paranoid Schizophrenia 'aint nothing to balk at either. The big picture, with everything we discovered, is pretty damn scarry. Prison time. Dishonorable Discharge. Simple Possession. Felony Assault. Simple Assault. Intent to Deliver. Aggy Party. Delusional Behavior. Internet threats. According to his FB page, he was a: "Male" "Interested In" "Men".
http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/97845-Recap-of-Akita-41
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: kim carnes on September 29, 2011, 11:26:02 PM
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The dude was busted for transporting between 5 and 50 lbs of weed. Not for a quarter bag in his own home. But yeah, I get your point on the repeat wife & child abuse is quite sick. Paranoid Schizophrenia 'aint nothing to balk at either. The big picture, with everything we discovered, is pretty damn scarry. Prison time. Dishonorable Discharge. Simple Possession. Felony Assault. Simple Assault. Intent to Deliver. Aggy Party. Delusional Behavior. Internet threats. According to his FB page, he was a: "Male" "Interested In" "Men".
http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/97845-Recap-of-Akita-41

This reminds me of the Joe Davis situ.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: j-von on September 29, 2011, 11:47:02 PM
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The dude was busted for transporting between 5 and 50 lbs of weed. Not for a quarter bag in his own home. But yeah, I get your point on the repeat wife & child abuse is quite sick. Paranoid Schizophrenia 'aint nothing to balk at either. The big picture, with everything we discovered, is pretty damn scarry. Prison time. Dishonorable Discharge. Simple Possession. Felony Assault. Simple Assault. Intent to Deliver. Aggy Party. Delusional Behavior. Internet threats. According to his FB page, he was a: "Male" "Interested In" "Men".
http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/97845-Recap-of-Akita-41

Really wish I would have read that recap first.  Scary dude if real.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: deputy dawg on September 30, 2011, 08:12:12 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1234.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fff407%2FJWMAG2%2Fbrightlight5.jpg&hash=1f7ce86761972011045dcb2df661583ede764caa)
:thumbs: A picture is worth a thousand words.  Thanks for the clarification of that bizarre thread.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 30, 2011, 09:08:42 AM
This may be one of the most mumped up things I have ever seen.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: SleepFighter on September 30, 2011, 09:33:20 AM
All of this is going down uncomfortably close to where I live.   :ohno:
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: Bookcat on September 30, 2011, 10:19:28 AM
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awesome you ruined your fence to prove a point. that point is you are petty and irrational. remind you of anything


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Post by: mcmwcat on September 30, 2011, 10:58:03 AM
totally  :confused:
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: Acceleration Man on September 30, 2011, 11:51:37 AM
Thanks for wasting an hour of my life finding this out:

So... some weird self-proclaimed macho A&M guy living in Austin tears down his own fence in the middle of the night to get revenge on his new neighbor with bright yard lights who he assumes is a whorns fan but really isnt turns out hes a divorced guy with lots of health problems and hes gonna have surgery soon so it makes him feel really awkward so they have a few beers and then he puts his own fence back up backwards and crooked but doesn't really care because he already posted this stuff on an A&M message board to let them know how he really got a good one on a whorns fan but wait o no anyway so all of this can only mean one thing and that is barbeque because A&M is going to the SEC now which is really kind of like tearing down the fence of the whorns who you really dont like and building a new fence in sec land and so it really works well and some brats with some message board trolls would be a great idea and there's a great guy he knows that has a camera and can stream this live on the internet and by the way he has a barbeque too and is gonna bring the meat but some of the other texags guys should pitch in and help and show up at his house and by the way here's my phone number and my address and my name and everything and so then to make it easier to find him he makes sure he scribbles a note on a piece of paper in his truck window which is parked in front of his house so all the texags will know its his house right so anyway this guy has some army buddies in hot zones and they want to see it so were going global the bbq will be a great morale booster to those guys they're good guys they serve our country and they would really love it so yeah and when all the guys come over to his house for the bbq theyre going to take down his fence again because that would be like the theme of the party but yeah its ok he doesn't really mind that much cuz hes gonna put the fence back up after they leave anyway but wait he just noticed his neighbor is putting up a privacy fence of his own that is like higher than his fence cant really blame him cuz after all what happend prolly weirded the neighbor out and all but just make sure you dont walk on his lawn for the bbq but it shouldnt be a problem cuz his fence is gonna be up anyway and so everyone is invited but if any whorns come by to troll or somethin he'll break out he mace on them but you can come by and have a good conversation with him about it cuz thats just who he is and you can see the fence that he painted too that he put in his front yard that he took down before the party which was the fence take down party but anyways it has a message on it show up for the party and you can see the message and this is gonna be a great aggy tradition


And that still made more sense than what I read.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: mocat on September 30, 2011, 12:51:22 PM
its ok A_M, i wasted an hour as well, and this is the best summary i have found:

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1. Dude from Nebraska, Akita, lives in south Austin.
2. Newish neighbor has a really bright light that shines directly Akita's bedroom.
3. Akita marches over there all indignant and worked up at 11:30 PM.
4. Thanks to grogginess and general misunderstanding, the exchange is a bit heated.
5. Neighbor, who has recently moved into the house, only turns off one of the lights in the back yard, not knowing there were two.
6. Akita become more incensed and tears down their common fence.
7. Akita posts the story thus far on texags
8. Makes up with neighbor over beers including that neighbor is not a "Whorn" after all, and agrees to rebuild fence
9. Akita posts the update that they've made up
10. Akita buys flowers & chocolate for neighbors mom
11. Texags posters go by Akita's place to revel in his mentally handicapped shenanigans, offer to help rebuild fence.
12. Akita (shoddily) fixes the fence, names it "Whorn Fence" even though there are no Longhorns at either residence.
13. Texags decides, since fence is rebuilt, to turn this into their "Yay, we're in the SEC now" glory hole BBQ orgy.
14. Neighbor learns of party and tells Akita to keep his aggy buddies off his property.
15. Neighbor, realizing discretion is the better part of valor, concludes he's dealing with a raving rough ridin' lunatic and begins construction of new, larger fence behind the existing fence to keep his clearly unstable neighbor and his newfound aggy buddies out.
16.Akita plans to tear down the section of the fence again for the BBQ purpose even though he'll presumably be staring at another fence.


17. 4 middle aged aggys show up at Akita's house
18. Eat bbq
19. Lemon party
20. New tradition is born.
21. BTHO Common Sense
22. Profit

And yesterday I need a summary of what happend, it looks like

23. Akita makes many statements about being in the Marines
24. Interweb fight about Marine story
25. Shaggy eats Akita alive and he admits he made the Marines thing up
26. Shaggy posts his criminal record which includes domestic abuse, DWI's, Drug possession. Turns out he's worse than we thought.
27. Akita, panicking goes over to Texags and says his whole life has been an attempt to "troll" Shaggy. He hopes many will believe him and will still invite him to do Aggie related things.
28. Some Aggies are dumb enough to still believe him, most don't.
29.????????
30. Feeling worthless he will most likely kill himself/wife/others in the near future.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 30, 2011, 12:56:29 PM
Whoa, totally didn't know anything after #22 until that recap.  Thanks mocat.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: 0.42 on September 30, 2011, 02:03:18 PM
I grew up in Austin and I have friends from UT, Tech, and to a lesser extent Baylor that I talk to on a regular basis. I talk to absolutely nobody from A&M, even though a good third of my high school went there.

There is a reason for this.
Title: Re: No Words
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 30, 2011, 02:12:08 PM
I have a 1st cousin who loves A&M down in texas. Don't interact with him enough to know if he's crazy.