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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 23, 2011, 09:15:03 PM

Title: DC earthquake jokes
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 23, 2011, 09:15:03 PM: As all of DC leaves work at the same time, the United States experiences a brief economic recovery.
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 23, 2011, 09:15:49 PM: Evidently the quake occurred on a little known fault line outside of DC called "Bush's Fault".
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Post by: pike on August 23, 2011, 09:25:20 PM: It was George Washington turning in his grave
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Post by: 06wildcat on August 23, 2011, 09:26:29 PM: I just thought Michael J. Fox was in town. :ck:
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 23, 2011, 09:32:04 PM: Fox News claims the Washington monument is leaning to the right, MSNBC claims it's leaning to the left. More news at 11.
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 23, 2011, 09:34:12 PM: POLITICO had the earthquake story yesterday.
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 23, 2011, 09:37:20 PM: The earthquake already has a 97% approval rating.
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 23, 2011, 10:06:36 PM: USGS lowers DC earthquake rating from 5.9 to 5.8. Obama justice dept files suit.
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Post by: ben ji on August 23, 2011, 11:51:29 PM: Earthquake wins Nobel Prize for not being a 5.95
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 24, 2011, 10:00:37 PM: THIS IS OBAMA'S EARTHQUAKE
- Keith Olberman

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/George_W._Bush%27s_Hurricane_Machine
:lol:
Title: Re: DC earthquake jokes
Post by: pike on August 24, 2011, 10:18:23 PM: http://brazen3.com/2011/08/24/top-ten-dc-earthquake-jokes/
Title: Re: DC earthquake jokes
Post by: ednksu on August 27, 2011, 03:11:50 AM: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi54.tinypic.com%2F33n8g07.jpg&hash=c378300a7b26499e61d7c4fcc8f10200a4dc84fc)