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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Trim on August 21, 2011, 07:42:49 PM
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TXbusinessCat
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South Texas
Re: OT: Any opinions of the Taurus Judge?
I love my judge, but if you are going to get it, get the 3". I know why you don't need it, but having the 3" is awesome. I love that gun. I sleep with it next to my head for more than just protection.
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shooting animals out your window when you wake up :dunno:
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wtf
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Can we rule out that he puts it in his rectum? NOT JUDGING! Lord knows I have walked a mile in those shoes...
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shooting animals out your window when you wake up :dunno:
LOL at attempting to shoot out a window from bed with a Judge.
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Can we rule out that he puts it in his rectum? NOT JUDGING! Lord knows I have walked a mile in those shoes...
LOL at using a Judge for assplay.
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I know at my house, they never get the chance to get in. For example, when we were still building our house, we decided to stay out there one night. In the middle of the night, my wife tells me she hears voices. She's kind of a crazy sleeper, so I thought she was just talking in her sleep again, but then I heard them too.
I loaded the shotgun, 12g Winchester pump, turned on the outside lights (I have a LOT of outside lights) walked out on the front porch in my cowboy hat, boxers, and boots, popped off a shot into the air, cocked it again and asked, "What the fck's going on out here?!"
Needless to say, they dropped their joints and bottle of schnapps and took off running down the driveway. They have yet to be back, and that's been 8 years ago.
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I know at my house, they never get the chance to get in. For example, when we were still building our house, we decided to stay out there one night. In the middle of the night, my wife tells me she hears voices. She's kind of a crazy sleeper, so I thought she was just talking in her sleep again, but then I heard them too.
I loaded the shotgun, 12g Winchester pump, turned on the outside lights (I have a LOT of outside lights) walked out on the front porch in my cowboy hat, boxers, and boots, popped off a shot into the air, cocked it again and asked, "What the fck's going on out here?!"
Needless to say, they dropped their joints and bottle of schnapps and took off running down the driveway. They have yet to be back, and that's been 8 years ago.
:horrorsurprise:
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I know at my house, they never get the chance to get in. For example, when we were still building our house, we decided to stay out there one night. In the middle of the night, my wife tells me she hears voices. She's kind of a crazy sleeper, so I thought she was just talking in her sleep again, but then I heard them too.
I loaded the shotgun, 12g Winchester pump, turned on the outside lights (I have a LOT of outside lights) walked out on the front porch in my cowboy hat, boxers, and boots, popped off a shot into the air, cocked it again and asked, "What the fck's going on out here?!"
Needless to say, they dropped their joints and bottle of schnapps and took off running down the driveway. They have yet to be back, and that's been 8 years ago.
Sounds like a great way to score some joints and schnapps
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I know at my house, they never get the chance to get in. For example, when we were still building our house, we decided to stay out there one night. In the middle of the night, my wife tells me she hears voices. She's kind of a crazy sleeper, so I thought she was just talking in her sleep again, but then I heard them too.
I loaded the shotgun, 12g Winchester pump, turned on the outside lights (I have a LOT of outside lights) walked out on the front porch in my cowboy hat, boxers, and boots, popped off a shot into the air, cocked it again and asked, "What the fck's going on out here?!"
Needless to say, they dropped their joints and bottle of schnapps and took off running down the driveway. They have yet to be back, and that's been 8 years ago.
He's lucky he acted so quickly, and put on his hat.
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Did you pick up the joints and finish 'em off, at least?
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the 3 inch judge comes with a very soft and comfortable snuggie attachment that slides over the barrel like a sheath.
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The judge sucks. Good luck at putting down a roided crack cocaine addict with a wimpy .410 bore!
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I've killed a man with a judge but it wasn't as satisfying as other better guns I've killed men with
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I also prefer a hollow point bullet, doesn't sound like this guy spent that dough for that though.
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I have a 6 inch knife attached to the end of my 3 inch judge so I really have a 9 inch judge but most of it is knife. If this guy has any knife at all attached to his and it only gets to 3 inches then LOL at him.
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I have 2 more judges attached to my judge.
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I have 2 more judge's attached to my judge.
that's still only a 9 inch judge which is no big whoop (see my 9 incher knife/judge)
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i basically did what sd did except i attached four six inch knifes to my judge with them each coming off at 90 degree angles. that way i can quickly get to someone if they try to come up behind me. or from the left or right. food for thought sd.
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I put a poison salve on my judge that I've built up an immunity to so that I can handle it but if any sort of home intruder tries to sneak it out from under my pillow (impossible) he will be dead before the judge's self defense mechanism (trip wire triggering another judge to blow his brains out) can even be activated. Three layers of security counting myself.
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I have 2 more judge's attached to my judge.
that's still only a 9 inch judge which is no big whoop (see my 9 incher knife/judge)
Except that the third judge is a 6 inch judge. Thus I have a 12 inch judge, or as I like to call it my "5 dollar footlong judge hold the mayo please"
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I'm friends with a former district judge who I'm thinking about giving my judge to. If so, that's at least a 5 and a half foot, several hundred pound judge with another judge just for good measure.
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I think sleeping with a gun by your head is just common sense in today's world.
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i sleep with the doors unlocked, just to tempt burglars into coming in and getting their heads blown off. like hunting. set the trap and wait.
boom. ftb
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i had a student at kstate that is a member of the art dept paint my judge and the knives that are attached to it in the same exact pattern as my bed sheets so that if an intruder lifts up my pillow expecting to see the judge and then take it and use it against me, they won't see it at all and will in fact think it is not there, even though it is.
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2 words. Grenade Judge.
You're welcome.
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what is everyone's prefered hand to hand weapon should you be caught without your judge (lol, ya right)? I have a serrated camp machete with brass knuckle grips.
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Cobra tipped bludgeon.
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Once someone broke into my house and I caught him and pointed the judge at his head and he was all like "aren't you at least going to let me have a fair trial" and I said "the judge is about to pass down his sentence" and I cocked the gun and said "3-5 years for trespassing" and I called the police and he was arrested. Not sure if he got 3-5 years though.
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what is everyone's prefered hand to hand weapon should you be caught without your judge (lol, ya right)? I have a serrated camp machete with brass knuckle grips.
I always keep a second judge strapped to my ankle just to avoid that very circumstance.
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I set a pile of cash right inside my front living room window with the window visibly cracked open just wide enough for an intruder to slip through. I keep the cash in enough light to assure someone can see it from the street. When some scumbag kid decides he wants to violate my OWN HOME with my OWN KIDS AND WIFE sleeping inside by slipping an arm through that window I'm glad I'm packing judgeknife and can terminate their waste of a life no questions asked.
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I stick an old couch out next to the ally behind my house and when some scumbag comes and tries to load it up on their truck, they get judged. I judge about 3 scumbags per day on the weekends, then I move the couch back into the house after judgment has been served.
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I've also rigged up an old fishing pole to my barracuda custom judge grip. I'll attach a $100 bill and cast it out into the street. When some punk criminal tries to steal my hundy I reel it back towards the house until the criminal intruding scum gets into judgement territory. I will waste that MFer to assure my family's safety.
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i've killed a few people with my judge but they were all illegals and it wasn't very much fun because technically they didn't count. fish in the barrel. cannot wait to judge some undesirables from the red, white, and blue.
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I stick an old couch out next to the ally behind my house and when some scumbag comes and tries to load it up on their truck, they get judged. I judge about 3 scumbags per day on the weekends, then I move the couch back into the house after judgment has been served.
Some guy was doing this when I tried to pick up a couch in an alley one time. He tried to judge me but luckily I was carrying footlong judge as usual.
Judge not lest ye be judged.
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I've also rigged up an old fishing pole to my barracuda custom judge grip. I'll attach a $100 bill and cast it out into the street. When some punk criminal tries to steal my hundy I reel it back towards the house until the criminal intruding scum gets into judgement territory. I will waste that MFer to assure my family's safety.
I've tried this as well, but sometimes the wind catches the $100 bill and rips it off my hook. Then I have to spend valuable judgment time chasing my money down the road, while my family sits in the house unprotected. When my son turns 7, I'll give him his own judge, and then I'll start scumbag fishing again because I will be able to rest assured that my family is protected.
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there were some gangbangers riding their scooters down my cul de sac. needless to say, my judge was cocked, locked, rocked, and ready to sock. i went out and showed them whose boss. my judge was sad i didn't need to use her on those punks. im keeping her ready just in case.
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Loads of great ideas in this thread.
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I agree and disagree with many of the posts on here. In my humble opinion I think the Judge is a cool handgun, but it is just that...a handgun. The 410 in ballistic gelatin tests demonstrates very little penetration, therefore very little "stopping power". Also, 80% of individuals shot with handguns (any caliber) live. That doesn't equal a lot of stopping power either.
One can not do much better than a 12 gauge shotgun for home defense. Am I allowed to dispel some myths I have already seen on here?
1. The shotgun is not a conical cone of death and DOES require precise aiming. Especially at short distances and with buckshot. Aim in a home invasion scenario where you will NOT be able to predict your reaction time and nerve level is paramount. Nothing will ever come close to prepare you for that, so this is impossible to predict...your family's life is on the line.
2. 00 Buckshot will work, but #1 Buck is actually a better choice...albeit much more difficult to find. The pellets are only SLIGHTLY smaller and there are more of them (2 1/2 inch shell = 16 pellets). This equates to a higher capacity for damage and it still penetrates at an acceptable level (over 12 inches in FBI ballistic gelatin).
3.Do not overestimate the laser being pointed at someone. While I do agree that a laser is a great addition if you do not plan to practice much (as long as it is zeroed properly), it will not send someone screaming in to the night with whizz running down their leg. Neither will the shotgun "pump sound" for that mater. This is all Hollywood make believe and the pump sound means you either just took more time in a critical situation, OR you just wasted a precious shell.
Think of the individual who will actually break in. They are a determined and possibly desperate sort. I.e. they are risking their life for your valuables or to harm your family. They will not be slowed by a laser beam if time even allows them to stop, see it, etc. Most break ins are done while someone is under some sort of influence anyway (at times while you would normally be home, otherwise most break-ins happen during the day while you should be at work). Neither of the above will register much with them. When adrenaline is flying, rationale runs right out the window. Don't trust your family's life to Hollywood.
4. Pistol grips. Again, a high "cool" factor. However, we discussed earlier about aim and it's importance (at 16 feet away, birdshot will spread to only the size of a dinner plate). A pistol grip is designed for hip shooting and will punch you in the face if you try and aim down the barrel.
A stock on a short barreled 12 gauge will not hinder your maneuverability. Why do the police all have shottys with stocks???
5. I agree that a nice Mossberg or Remington is a good choice. 18.5 barrel is short enough to maneuver in the house (with a stock). One can pick them up for around $450 new if you look around. This also gives you 6 good shots at the bad guys (5+1). If you would like 9 shots, go with the 20 inch barrel.It will not cut down on your ability to wield it in the house.
I hope this helps. Pray you never have to actually use it for it's intended purpose.
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I have a 100% kill rate with my judge because I always judge people's faces.
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S&W now has a Judge competitor named the Governor! America!
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I have trained both my 2 and 2 year and nine month old boys to shoot my judge. they are excellent shots, probably better than most of the guys on here.
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Oh, man. I'm gonna start pushing legislation through the skulls of scumbags that trespass on my land.
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Does anyone happen to know much about Belgium made Browning shotguns. Me and my uncle both have them and we were trying to figure out what the numbers on the screws represent. I've heard they indicate the date they were built but I'm not sure. Any info would be great.
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Does anyone happen to know much about Belgium made Browning shotguns. Me and my uncle both have them and we were trying to figure out what the numbers on the screws represent. I've heard they indicate the date they were built but I'm not sure. Any info would be great.
I believe they represent the number of scum buckets to shoot with your scattergun.
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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7298851/josh-freeman-tampa-bay-buccaneers-no-longer-fire-guns-season
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what is everyone's prefered hand to hand weapon should you be caught without your judge (lol, ya right)? I have a serrated camp machete with brass knuckle grips.
claymore, or a bastard sword w/ heater shield
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shoot lefty Josh :dunno:
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shoot lefty Josh :dunno:
shoot from the hip, J-FREE!
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I have a 100% kill rate with my judge because I always judge people's faces.
One time I judged some guy's face but he had his head turned so the bullet went clean through both of his cheeks. Lucky bastard, for a brief moment I thought about just letting him go. Then I judged his face from straight on and maintained that 100% kill rate.