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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: kim carnes on August 16, 2011, 10:47:55 PM
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I'm leaning towards doing them. What are the pros/cons? Basically, I'm looking to get superjacked and then have sex with girls that like strong guys. That is my motivation and it is pure.
Sidenote: Please don't respond with something like "they'll cause your balls to shrink kim!" That is not a negative, never in my life have I thought myself "gosh, I sure wish I had bigger balls" That hasn't happened, and it won't happen. I'm looking for inside information from other goEMAW 'roid users.
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Pros:
You will look like a badass.
You will be able to laugh at all the weak pussies you see walking the streets.
You will be stronger.
Some chicks dig strong dudes.
Cons:
None that I can think of.
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bacne, suicide.
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Steve Sanders did a cycle and turned out fine. Also, the DOD was awesome.
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Plus, Doc.
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Good Steve Sanders input by Trim
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You'll end up getting some kind of dumb-ass tattoo. Not because of the roids but because I have a feeling you're kind of a dumb-ass. :fistpump: (ftp://:fistpump:)
Don't punch me if this makes you mad (also another con). :ohno: :ohno: (ftp://:ohno: :ohno:)
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just get a girlfriend
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just get a girlfriend
That's a side effect of the roids.
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speaking from personal experience I say "don't do it!"
it will change things forever for you
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I say go for it, Kim.
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just get a girlfriend
That's a side effect of the roids.
true. 'roids worked very well for a middle school friend of mine.
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I've also been tempted to start one or two cycles. I do a lot of :bong:, but I have no idea how to acquire roids. Tips?
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Pretty sure they will enlarge your clit, so it looks like a little penis. If that's what you're going for, kudos!
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Can't think of any reason not to do them. Go for it Kim!!! Please post before and after pics. This will be like the new P90x thread. :comeatme:
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I bet bacne hurts when benching...
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Kim, give us updates on how much more you are lifting and how much faster you are. Then, when you are ready, let us know how much easier it is to pick up the chicks. I think you will love the new you. I know roids were the best life decision I ever made.
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I think the first thing you need to resolve is finding a supplier. Do you have access to a supplier that will get you roids at a reasonable rate?
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Also: hair loss. How do you look in a Hulk bandana?
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I read a book on steroids so that officially makes me teh goEMAW expert on all things roid related plz refer all questions to my secretary though.
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Drinking off sets the work of the roids. You'll have to watch your alcohol in take. I find this to be a huge negative. Michelob Ultra it is for you Kims! Plus if you do drink, you'll want to murder everyone. Atleast my "roomate" did! :runaway:
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I hope mom doesn't find out that i hang out with people that do steroids. :horrorsurprise:
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A word of warning Kim, if you don't like rippling defined muscles and having the perfect beach bod steroids are not for you. I cannot stress this enough. It will totally change your body no matter how little work you put into it. Plan on buying a ton, TON, of new shirts that are roomier in the chest/arm areas but slimmer fitting in the waste. This is an awful expense that first time roid studs sometimes don't plan for. Also, you may want to put aside some extra time for secsytime. If you normally work and then sleep and that is your entire day you will need to block off at least 3 hours daily for bonering. Finally, and this may be the worst side effect, everyone will always be looking at you and paying attention to everything you say or do. Some first time roid kings think that they want to be more respected but let me tell you, it comes at a price. no more slipping quietly out of the bar at the end of the night, everyone's going to want to talk to you and see what you are up to the next day, night, week, etc. Really becomes a hassle. This is an important decision and I just want to make sure you are aware of not just the good effects but also the potentially dangerous side effects that I have listed here.
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Drinking off sets the work of the roids. You'll have to watch your alcohol in take. I find this to be a huge negative. Michelob Ultra it is for you Kims! Plus if you do drink, you'll want to murder everyone. Atleast my "roomate" did! :runaway:
It sounds like your "roommate" is just an angry drunk. When I was in college, I got plastered 4-5 nights per week, and I never got into a fight with anyone who didn't deserve it. I was on the roids the whole time, too.
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After reading this thread I am so glad I was born with this awesome DNA. :woot:
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After reading this thread I am so glad I was born with this awesome DNA. :woot:
Were you born with the ability to sniff out a dependable roid source or something?
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After reading this thread I am so glad I was born with this awesome DNA. :woot:
Yeah, me too. I couldn't imagine if my DNA didn't keep me from getting bacne or shrunken balls from roid usage.
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A word of warning Kim, if you don't like rippling defined muscles and having the perfect beach bod steroids are not for you. I cannot stress this enough. It will totally change your body no matter how little work you put into it. Plan on buying a ton, TON, of new shirts that are roomier in the chest/arm areas but slimmer fitting in the waste. This is an awful expense that first time roid studs sometimes don't plan for. Also, you may want to put aside some extra time for secsytime. If you normally work and then sleep and that is your entire day you will need to block off at least 3 hours daily for bonering. Finally, and this may be the worst side effect, everyone will always be looking at you and paying attention to everything you say or do. Some first time roid kings think that they want to be more respected but let me tell you, it comes at a price. no more slipping quietly out of the bar at the end of the night, everyone's going to want to talk to you and see what you are up to the next day, night, week, etc. Really becomes a hassle. This is an important decision and I just want to make sure you are aware of not just the good effects but also the potentially dangerous side effects that I have listed here.
If you ever enter an Ultimate Fighting event or Back Street Ninja Competition ala Bloodsport you will win. This may seem good at first, but those winnings are taxable. The govt. gets it's cut. If you try to get away with not paying those taxes you will easily escape given your strength and enhanced intelligence that the roids have granted you. But, you will be on the run. That's no life to live man. No life at all.
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You are either going to have to get your friends to start taking roids, too, or find new friends. They will just start using you for your roided greatness, hoping to get your lady scraps. It's fun to be better than everyone you hang out with for a while, but eventually your friends will get jealous and you will have to beat them to within an inch of their worthless lives. It's just better to hang out with equals.
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A word of warning Kim, if you don't like rippling defined muscles and having the perfect beach bod steroids are not for you. I cannot stress this enough. It will totally change your body no matter how little work you put into it. Plan on buying a ton, TON, of new shirts that are roomier in the chest/arm areas but slimmer fitting in the waste. This is an awful expense that first time roid studs sometimes don't plan for. Also, you may want to put aside some extra time for secsytime. If you normally work and then sleep and that is your entire day you will need to block off at least 3 hours daily for bonering. Finally, and this may be the worst side effect, everyone will always be looking at you and paying attention to everything you say or do. Some first time roid kings think that they want to be more respected but let me tell you, it comes at a price. no more slipping quietly out of the bar at the end of the night, everyone's going to want to talk to you and see what you are up to the next day, night, week, etc. Really becomes a hassle. This is an important decision and I just want to make sure you are aware of not just the good effects but also the potentially dangerous side effects that I have listed here.
If you are on Facebook, and post pictures of your new rock hard body, you can expect to have tons of friend requests from super hot girls that are young. If you are not into girls, or loading up a ton of friends on social networking sites, probably stay away from steroids.
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Almost forgot, sports and working out gets a lot easier. If you are a Snyder-esque "I need to work ridiculously hard for everything and sweat everyday to get better" type you won't like the ease of stuff when you are on roids. think about that very hard before you go down the steroid road a/k/a "Easy Street"
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when you pig out or drink too much all of those empty calories are instantly converted to muscle. so don't think you can get away with eating just anything because you run the risk of tearing the arms of your shirts.
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:comeatme: <----- what your boner says 24/7 when you are on juice.
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pretty sure that i read somewhere that a guy on roids was having sex with a woman and literally blasted a hole through her uterus and out her bad person.
just fyi in case you have a special someone.
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when you pig out or drink too much all of those empty calories are instantly converted to muscle. so don't think you can get away with eating just anything because you run the risk of tearing the arms of your shirts.
Make sure you avoid that fasting thing in another thread or I think your skin may burst from your muscles bulging so fast.
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Of all the people on this season's celebrity rehab, the steroid kid from baywatch seems to have his crap together best.
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Drinking off sets the work of the roids. You'll have to watch your alcohol in take. I find this to be a huge negative. Michelob Ultra it is for you Kims! Plus if you do drink, you'll want to murder everyone. Atleast my "roomate" did! :runaway:
It sounds like your "roommate" is just an angry drunk. When I was in college, I got plastered 4-5 nights per week, and I never got into a fight with anyone who didn't deserve it. I was on the roids the whole time, too.
My roommate was a mess. But he is a small sample size. He was also in the movie "seabiscuit" as an extra. That's why he juiced. He would also shipped some to a Kstate friend of ours in Dallas. Think former EMAW'er :peek:
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Drinking off sets the work of the roids. You'll have to watch your alcohol in take. I find this to be a huge negative. Michelob Ultra it is for you Kims! Plus if you do drink, you'll want to murder everyone. Atleast my "roomate" did! :runaway:
It sounds like your "roommate" is just an angry drunk. When I was in college, I got plastered 4-5 nights per week, and I never got into a fight with anyone who didn't deserve it. I was on the roids the whole time, too.
My roommate was a mess. But he is a small sample size. He was also in the movie "seabiscuit" as an extra. That's why he juiced. He would also shipped some to a Kstate friend of ours in Dallas. Think former EMAW'er :peek:
Whitney Snyder?
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Of all the people on this season's celebrity rehab, the steroid kid from baywatch seems to have his crap together best.
duh. he is smarter from steroids.
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Didn't read the thread, but if you have a problem with 'roids, you need more fiber in your diet.
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After reading this thread I am so glad I was born with this awesome DNA. :woot:
Were you born with the ability to sniff out a dependable roid source or something?
I was just saying I'm glad I have a tiny penis and am very ugly (not KU Chi-O ugly though) so really there is not a single downside to me using roids. :comeatme:
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Guys, the fact of the matter is roids, just like anything else, have pros and cons. What you have to ask yourself is, do the pros outweigh the cons? So lets get started.
Pros:
Will be boning hot chicks with big boobs (both real and fake) on the reg :driving:
Will have the ability to bash other dudes faces in like it's nothing
Will have more friends than Justin Timberlake
etc. etc. there's too many too list
Cons:
Very minor health effects (supposedly)
Will have to buy a new wardrobe because my arms and chest will be so jacked they won't fit in my current clothes. IMO, This is probably the biggest con b/c I have expensive tastes.
Bacne (supposedly)
Conclusion:
I'm all in. :gocho:
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I'm glad we could have a reasonable discussion on this to help Kim out. We should really all pat ourselves on our collective acne scarred back here
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some Proactiv, would that be against NCAA regulations? I so pity the poor guy.
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I'm hoping it is just raging hormones and that he'll grow 3 inches over the next year.
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Wow, brutal.
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Come on, it's not that bad.
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Not being brutal but with all the products out there to use, unless he has some other kind of condition, I feel for him. You shouldn't have to put up with acne now days. Just sayin.
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Have you seen his girlfriend? I think he is doing okay.
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Is that timber in your eye bothering you yet?
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how can you say to your brother, let me get the tiny particle out of your eye, when there is the beam of timber in your own eye?
did i remember that verse correctly kcgocats?
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He's probably too busy, I don't know, being a stud?
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I know you're getting slammed here, LadyCat, and maybe it would've been best not to post on the subject, but I believe that your heart is in the right place. As a person who had some facial breakout issues (oddly enough in my late 20's, early 30's, not so much teen years), it was sometimes hard to look at myself in the mirror and I felt less comfortable around people when things would flare up (self-depreciation was then my go-to move). I sought out help from a dermatologist and it helped things tremendously. In Will's case, who knows if he has sought any medical attention to this point, but if/when he does I hope it is effective. Obviously, we're all going to root hard for him regardless of his skin condition.
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I am going to guess you are super tight and in shape, and just a flawlessly beautiful woman?
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Seriously? Lay off. I think she was just trying to be sympathetic towards one of our own having to put up with something many struggle with on a daily basis. She stated the obvious of there's a lot of good products out there now. I feel badly for him as well having to put up with acne. Not fun for him I'm sure.
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Roche had the miracle drug for acne, Accutane, but alas they banned it because Roche didn't list ALL the potential side effects. But for about 18 years it totally changed peoples lives.
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Good grief, talk about something else. Reply
Leave him alone.
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to be fair, even Martin had a joke that maybe his voice was so squeaky because he's taken so many charges and low blows. lol.
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Did you ever think it might be more difficult than Proactiv? Wow. With certain skin types it is what it is. It could be worse.
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lol @ you guys freaking out about a simple joke
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i wonder if carnes stopped posting because of the roids. life's too rough ridin' good to waste time bbsing. #juicelife
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i suppose he could have died and we'd never know.
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He's not missed. Maybe life caught up to him and he's homeless now.
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i'd like to see some transformation pics from carnes. hopefully he's back when his cycle is finished.
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i like to think he's a roided up adonis rough ridin' babes and making tons of money. just having the best life ever. good for him too.
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Just roids and money and p word and getting his lawn crashed. Best best life.
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Carnes is meow meow, dumbasses. Also, if you're roiding up, you have no testicles, what's the point of having sex?
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Carnes is meow meow, dumbasses. Also, if you're rounded up, you have no testing clues, what's the point of having sex?
Interesting
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Carnes is meow meow, dumbasses. Also, if you're rounded up, you have no testing clues, what's the point of having sex?
:love:
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Also the meow meow swing and miss. Quite the post from our friend
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Carnes is meow meow, dumbasses. Also, if you're rounded up, you have no testing clues, what's the point of having sex?
no way no how, bud. this (meowmeow) is not kc.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=3557.msg1174805#msg1174805 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=3557.msg1174805#msg1174805)
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wacky is zapping himself
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Carnes was BITBlog
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severely missed
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Carnes is meow meow, dumbasses. Also, if you're rounded up, you have no testing clues, what's the point of having sex?
you're not serious, right?
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Guys time to come clean...Kim was my sock...
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Good job, chings.
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chingon is the best 3-5 posters on this board and it isn't even close
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chingon is the best 3-5 posters on this board and it isn't even close
you're probably his worst sock, jmgho.
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I believe this 100%
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Carnes is meow meow, dumbasses. Also, if you're rounded up, you have no testing clues, what's the point of having sex?
you're not serious, right?
Damn right, I am. My roommate in college who did them and also shipped them to T New when he was with the cowboys, had no balls. His gf would openly talk about it all the time.
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What was your roommates name?
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What was your roommates name?
lol. Obsessed. #blessed
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Btw, you've been an incredibly huge douche lately. I hope everything is ok. #Prayers4Dickstone
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Do you lose your crap over incredibly small stuff IRL? Relax bud
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Sorry. You're one of my favs. I'm not use to getting PI'd by you.
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Sorry. You're one of my favs. I'm not use to getting PI'd by you.
No sweat, party on
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Carnes is meow meow, dumbasses. Also, if you're rounded up, you have no testing clues, what's the point of having sex?
you're not serious, right?
Damn right, I am. My roommate in college who did them and also shipped them to T New when he was with the cowboys, had no balls. His gf would openly talk about it all the time.
what the eff are you talking about? your sex drive isn't determined by the size of your testicles.
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If you can't get off, what's the point? I've said nothing about sex drive.
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Anyone want to pitch in and get this for our guy?
http://www.amazon.com/Whats-Big-Secret-Talking-about/dp/0316101834/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1429377288&sr=1-4
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Anyone want to pitch in and get this for our guy?
http://www.amazon.com/Whats-Big-Secret-Talking-about/dp/0316101834/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1429377288&sr=1-4
http://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/research-reports/anabolic-steroid-abuse/what-are-health-consequences-steroid-abuse
Hormonal system
Steroid abuse disrupts the normal production of hormones in the body, causing both reversible and irreversible changes. Changes that can be reversed include reduced sperm production and shrinking of the testicles (testicular atrophy). Irreversible changes include male-pattern baldness and breast development (gynecomastia) in men. In one study of male bodybuilders, more than half had testicular atrophy and/or gynecomastia.
In the female body, anabolic steroids cause masculinization. Breast size and body fat decrease, the skin becomes coarse, the clitoris enlarges, and the voice deepens. Women may experience excessive growth of body hair but lose scalp hair. With continued administration of steroids, some of these effects become irreversible.
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What part of that do you think helps your argument?
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Do you know what testicles create? Maybe you should read that book instead of me.
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im more interested in the meow meow is kim carnes bit TBH. Let's talk about that some more.
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im more interested in the meow meow is kim carnes bit TBH. Let's talk about that some more.
I'm interested too, but one subject at a time.
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Listen guys, I watched my roommates stick needles in each others butts my sophomore year. I know a little bit about the roids. They told me a lot of stories and I saw it with my own eyes. Also, I assume meow meow is KC. Very similar posting styles. :gocho:
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Can you provide some similar examples? I'm just not seeing it, WackyCat08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtMw2UgEQqQ
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This thread is why I have switched over to HGH exclusively. #teamHGH
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Jeff kelly was a big advocate for hgh to help get back from injuries said every nfl player uses it to recover.
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Hgh is fantastic
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I would love to take hgh.
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what is going on in here?
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Guys time to come clean...Kim was my sock...
Post something from the kim carnes account right now.
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small balls =/= anorgasmia
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Roidheads roid rage is coming out to play.
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Roundheads round rage is coming out to play.
ROUNDHEAD!!!
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meow meow is not 1/100th the poster KC was. He was the best.
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Guys time to come clean...Kim was my sock...
Post something from the kim carnes account right now.
That wouldn't prove anything...I can post as you right now (if I were so inclined but I am NOT)
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fm.quickmeme.com%2Fimg%2F3c%2F3c09d14adcdd6626599b630020298af374a0fd836295a829a62c17c45770fd64.jpg&hash=f1ec4f0da4138fb011d0e80e6db049003f71f7bd)
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Guys time to come clean...Kim was my sock...
Post something from the kim carnes account right now.
That wouldn't prove anything...I can post as you right now (if I were so inclined but I am NOT)
next time I have a really shitty post I'll just blame it on this
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Guys time to come clean...Kim was my sock...
Post something from the kim carnes account right now.
That wouldn't prove anything...I can post as you right now (if I were so inclined but I am NOT)
this is a really bad mofo post
Gonna win 'em all!