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Title: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 16, 2011, 03:11:47 PM
Fat kid, moved to Lincoln from Scott's Bluff.  Has curly locks under backwards grungy Nubb hat.  Drives black 1999 Grand Prix which is perpetually caked in dust.  Has key chain necklace thing hanging out of pocket of tan cargo shorts.  White eminem adidas shoes (no socks).
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: pencat on August 16, 2011, 03:53:00 PM
Fat kid, moved to Lincoln from Scott's Bluff.  Has curly locks under backwards grungy Nubb hat.  Drives black 1999 Grand Prix which is perpetually caked in dust.  Has key chain necklace thing hanging out of pocket of tan cargo shorts.  White eminem adidas shoes (no socks).

 :ohno:

Wife is from Alliance.
I know the type  :barf:
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: Huskerpride on August 16, 2011, 04:04:55 PM
Typical K-State fan. Pulls up to Walmart in 96 Chevy K1500 with a 4" lift kit and 33's. He's got the "Powercat" decal in the back window along with the bull balls hanging on the back hitch. Jumps out with his dusty lees on with the wife beater and the skoal can ring on the back pocket. Outfit not complete without the Chiefs sleeveless shirt and the dirty k-state hat.
Susie "rotten crotch"his girl friend jumps out with her flip flops and shorts to show off the snow cow white legs complete with cellulite. Still wearing her straw hat from the "Stampede" and her cut off shirt with the toabccie stains on the front from her spittle.

See them everyday :barf:
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: 0.42 on August 16, 2011, 04:07:23 PM
 :dubious: that happens at every wal-mart regardless of fanbase.
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: bakerman on August 16, 2011, 04:09:55 PM
Typical K-State fan. Pulls up to Walmart in 96 Chevy K1500 with a 4" lift kit and 33's. He's got the "Powercat" decal in the back window along with the bull balls hanging on the back hitch. Jumps out with his dusty lees on with the wife beater and the skoal can ring on the back pocket. Outfit not complete without the Chiefs sleeveless shirt and the dirty k-state hat.
Susie "rotten crotch"his girl friend jumps out with her flip flops and shorts to show off the snow cow white legs complete with cellulite. Still wearing her straw hat from the "Stampede" and her cut off shirt with the toabccie stains on the front from her spittle.

See them everyday :barf:

not trying to pull the typical back and forth bs, but I honestly saw this exact description about a month ago except everything that says k-state was nebraska. Huge red truck with bull testicles on the hitch and everything. no lie. this is actually kind of creepy....

oh and the truck was pulling in to a buffalo wild wings, not a walmart.
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: Huskerpride on August 16, 2011, 04:10:57 PM
Walmart, Manhattan Town Center Mall, Aggieville, etc. etc.

I will say though that the Sororities on campus were having their gathering outside today and there was a few  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 16, 2011, 04:26:36 PM
I meant to mention that the Nubb guy was a nice kid.
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: powercat_62 on August 16, 2011, 04:28:35 PM
Fat kid, moved to Lincoln from Scott's Bluff.  Has curly locks under backwards grungy Nubb hat.  Drives black 1999 Grand Prix which is perpetually caked in dust.  Has key chain necklace thing hanging out of pocket of tan cargo shorts.  White eminem adidas shoes (no socks).

 :ohno:

Wife is from Alliance.
I know the type  :barf:

Pretty much spot on description from my experience (and having actually lived in Scottsbluff back in the day).  Switch out Grand Prix with tan GMC Jimmy, and make it girlfriend from Alliance and you have one of my buddies from high school.

Also, why does everyone always eff up spelling Scottsbluff?  Scottsbluff =city  Scotts Bluff = county/landmark  Scott's Bluff = a bluff made by a guy named Scott
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 16, 2011, 04:30:26 PM
Fat kid, moved to Lincoln from Scott's Bluff.  Has curly locks under backwards grungy Nubb hat.  Drives black 1999 Grand Prix which is perpetually caked in dust.  Has key chain necklace thing hanging out of pocket of tan cargo shorts.  White eminem adidas shoes (no socks).

 :ohno:

Wife is from Alliance.
I know the type  :barf:

Pretty much spot on description from my experience (and having actually lived in Scottsbluff back in the day).  Switch out Grand Prix with tan GMC Jimmy, and make it girlfriend from Alliance and you have one of my buddies from high school.

Also, why does everyone always eff up spelling Scottsbluff?  Scottsbluff =city  Scotts Bluff = county/landmark  Scott's Bluff = a bluff made by a guy named Scott

Scottsbluff?

Isn't it against the rules to have 5 consonants in a row?
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: powercat_62 on August 16, 2011, 04:40:10 PM
Fat kid, moved to Lincoln from Scott's Bluff.  Has curly locks under backwards grungy Nubb hat.  Drives black 1999 Grand Prix which is perpetually caked in dust.  Has key chain necklace thing hanging out of pocket of tan cargo shorts.  White eminem adidas shoes (no socks).

 :ohno:

Wife is from Alliance.
I know the type  :barf:

Pretty much spot on description from my experience (and having actually lived in Scottsbluff back in the day).  Switch out Grand Prix with tan GMC Jimmy, and make it girlfriend from Alliance and you have one of my buddies from high school.

Also, why does everyone always eff up spelling Scottsbluff?  Scottsbluff =city  Scotts Bluff = county/landmark  Scott's Bluff = a bluff made by a guy named Scott

Scottsbluff?

Isn't it against the rules to have 5 consonants in a row?

Blame it on the stupid Gering newspaper for being lazy/running out of capital B's and making a single word back when the city incorperated (at least that's the story I was told)
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: MadCat on August 16, 2011, 10:16:31 PM
:thumbs:
[spoiler]Gig 'em[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: the KHAN! on August 17, 2011, 07:46:39 AM
I have never heard anyone but rednecks use the term "Susie Rotten Crotch".
Title: Re: Typical Nubb fan
Post by: Huskerpride on August 17, 2011, 08:36:11 AM
I have never heard anyone but rednecks use the term "Susie Rotten Crotch".
In the high screechy Jeff Foxworthy voice. "If you've only heard the term Susie rotten crotch from rednecks.......You are a redneck!" :sdeek: