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Title: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: sys on August 14, 2011, 03:19:14 PM
i think texas wants us to call them aggie, btw.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: DQ12 on August 14, 2011, 03:20:25 PM
i think texas wants us to call them aggie, btw.
I've been to Aggie twice, and each time I've felt like I was walking around in North Korea.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: sys on August 14, 2011, 03:28:18 PM
even the ones that aren't disgusting, like the collie stuff, are kinda weird.  a little cute, but still weird.  can't take the aggie out of aggie, i guess.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: DQ12 on August 14, 2011, 03:30:50 PM
Yeah it's like, "Aww, they treat their collie as if it's a five star general.  What a fun tradition."  Then, when you bring it up to them at Dixie Chicken, you find out they actually respect the dog as a five star general.

And the collie graveyard?

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 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: sys on August 14, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
did you know that when aggie has some sort of problem with the collie scoreboard, they had an aggie stand there during the games and write the scores on a white board for the dead collies?

that's aggie.  that and burning their semen, jfc.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2011, 03:53:42 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 14, 2011, 04:24:30 PM
:sdeek:

qft.  also,  :sdeek: :sdeek:
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: EMAWzified on August 14, 2011, 06:02:41 PM
The longest standing A&M tradition: Being butthurt about their Galtian overlords the Texas Longhorns.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: TheHamburglar on August 14, 2011, 06:24:34 PM
My personal favorite Aggie tradition is the one where you dodge bat crap on your way into midnight yell.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on August 14, 2011, 06:24:38 PM
They're from another planet, what else needs to be said about those freaks?

Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 14, 2011, 07:40:09 PM
We own them.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: highway61 on August 14, 2011, 07:46:31 PM
I met a couple of Aggies several years ago.  They were telling me that incoming students have to go to school a week before classes begin to attend something called "Howdy camp" to learn all thier cheers or something.  Seemed like a huge waste of time to me.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on August 14, 2011, 07:49:31 PM
 :emawkid:

Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: KSUJIM on August 14, 2011, 08:42:16 PM
I met a couple of Aggies several years ago.  They were telling me that incoming students have to go to school a week before classes begin to attend something called "Howdy camp" to learn all thier cheers or something.  Seemed like a huge waste of time to me.

That and how to build a bonfire without killing your fellow aggies...
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: MadCat on August 14, 2011, 09:32:39 PM
Yeah it's like, "Aww, they treat their collie as if it's a five star general.  What a fun tradition."  Then, when you bring it up to them at Dixie Chicken, you find out they actually respect the dog as a five star general.

And the collie graveyard?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh3.ggpht.com%2F-x2pHElDunLo%2FRr-OjkF1Y6I%2FAAAAAAAAAM4%2FTwye9afvjnY%2Fdogs-grave.jpg&hash=27a32c3d81bb2686833d76c25279b36bb5ccaf71)
 :horrorsurprise:


I bet Eisenhower doesn't get as good a treatment.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: Bookcat on August 14, 2011, 10:16:17 PM
vs. 06 UT - KSU W
vs. 07 UT- KSU W
vs. 08 A&M- KSU W
vs. 09 A&M - KSU W
vs. 10 UT - KSU W

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: Houstoncat93 on August 15, 2011, 02:08:34 PM
I met a couple of Aggies several years ago.  They were telling me that incoming students have to go to school a week before classes begin to attend something called "Howdy camp" to learn all thier cheers or something.  Seemed like a huge waste of time to me.


I think its call Fish Camp.....unless some PC bastard thought fishes were being offended and changed it.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: bigwillie20 on August 15, 2011, 02:35:57 PM
I met a couple of Aggies several years ago.  They were telling me that incoming students have to go to school a week before classes begin to attend something called "Howdy camp" to learn all thier cheers or something.  Seemed like a huge waste of time to me.

That and how to build a bonfire without killing your fellow aggies...

They should start practicing buliding them every night so they can kill off a few more of them.  You got to practice to get crap done right you know.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: MouseRat on April 27, 2014, 08:56:37 PM
I know this topic is old as balls, but I got into a heated debate about schools who have the best football traditions last night and one gentleman brought up a very compelling argument that schools with living animal mascots get a lot of attention (except Colorado).  Since we're on the verge of stepping up our game in the stadium renovation department would it be wise to consider bringing back Touchdown to garner a little added attention on Saturdays?  I think having a live bobcat in the stadium would be BA.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: ksupamplemousse on April 27, 2014, 10:22:15 PM
I know this topic is old as balls, but I got into a heated debate about schools who have the best football traditions last night and one gentleman brought up a very compelling argument that schools with living animal mascots get a lot of attention (except Colorado).  Since we're on the verge of stepping up our game in the stadium renovation department would it be wise to consider bringing back Touchdown to garner a little added attention on Saturdays?  I think having a live bobcat in the stadium would be BA.

Willie should have it on a leash by where the visiting players enter the field, and let it get close enough to scare the crap out of them, but not close enough to actually bite them or anything. That would be fun.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: hippocraticoaf on April 27, 2014, 10:57:02 PM
I know this topic is old as balls, but I got into a heated debate about schools who have the best football traditions last night and one gentleman brought up a very compelling argument that schools with living animal mascots get a lot of attention (except Colorado).  Since we're on the verge of stepping up our game in the stadium renovation department would it be wise to consider bringing back Touchdown to garner a little added attention on Saturdays? I think having a live bobcat in the stadium would be BA.

Without a doubt yes. Everytime I read about Touchdown, I wonder why the hell we don't still have a live bobcat. And I agree it would definitely be badass.

I might just start a "Bring Touchdown Back" (BTB) group and make this happen.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: star seed 7 on April 27, 2014, 10:58:52 PM
yeah, nothing more leet than a bobcat in a cramped cage
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: hippocraticoaf on April 27, 2014, 11:04:42 PM
yeah, nothing more leet than a bobcat in a cramped cage

Doesn't have to be cramped, and I would contend that a bobcat in captivity lives a much better life than one in the wild. Obviously, this is if the conditions are humane, and they would be.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: bones129 on April 27, 2014, 11:11:56 PM
I know this topic is old as balls, but I got into a heated debate about schools who have the best football traditions last night and one gentleman brought up a very compelling argument that schools with living animal mascots get a lot of attention (except Colorado).  Since we're on the verge of stepping up our game in the stadium renovation department would it be wise to consider bringing back Touchdown to garner a little added attention on Saturdays?  I think having a live bobcat in the stadium would be BA.

Willie should have it on a leash by where the visiting players enter the field, and let it get close enough to scare the crap out of them, but not close enough to actually bite them or anything. That would be fun.

 :billdance:
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: joda on April 27, 2014, 11:17:16 PM
yeah, nothing more leet than a bobcat in a cramped cage

Doesn't have to be cramped, and I would contend that a bobcat in captivity lives a much better life than one in the wild. Obviously, this is if the conditions are humane, and they would be.

I just came up with a new corner terrace idea :peek:
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: MadCat on April 27, 2014, 11:21:04 PM
Ain't nothing sadder than an outdoor cat that thinks he's an indoor cat.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: Trogdor on April 27, 2014, 11:24:17 PM
yeah, nothing more leet than a bobcat in a cramped cage

Doesn't have to be cramped, and I would contend that a bobcat in captivity lives a much better life than one in the wild. Obviously, this is if the conditions are humane, and they would be.

I just came up with a new corner terrace idea :peek:

ADJC better put a rough ridin' zoo there. Or at least do something like what they do in Tampa Bay

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Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: MouseRat on April 28, 2014, 08:32:51 AM
Imagine this happening every game but with a freaking bobcat!  Nothing will put the fear of EMAW into the hearts and minds of opposing players better than Touchdown biting and scratching the crap out of them.

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Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: Asteriskhead on April 28, 2014, 08:43:28 AM
our weird fans would want a cult aggie like graveyard on campus for that thing. no thx
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: MouseRat on April 28, 2014, 08:51:24 AM
our weird fans would want a cult aggie like graveyard on campus for that thing. no thx
They can memorialize the graves at sunset zoo.  Not on campus plz.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: Bloodfart on April 28, 2014, 09:14:28 AM
our weird fans would want a cult aggie like graveyard on campus for that thing. no thx
They can memorialize the graves at sunset zoo.  Not on campus plz.

Stuff that sucker boom FF auction item.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: Skipper44 on April 28, 2014, 11:03:48 AM
our weird fans would want a cult aggie like graveyard on campus for that thing. no thx
They can memorialize the graves at sunset zoo.  Not on campus plz.

Stuff that sucker boom FF auction item.
rumblings that UT does that when a Bevo expires
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 28, 2014, 11:09:21 AM
I think we should just give Willie heads to chimpanzees and let them run around the sidelines wearing football uniforms.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 28, 2014, 01:39:44 PM
Actually, forget the chimps. Just get this guy.

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Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: hippocraticoaf on April 28, 2014, 02:01:47 PM
Apparently if they are raised from when they're young like a normal house cat or dog, bobcats are tame.

Just imagine this majestic, badass animal at BSFS on gamedays.  :love:

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Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: MadCat on April 28, 2014, 02:26:36 PM
Just glue a willie head onto a gorilla; that will stop the people from making fun of our half finished mascot.  I would also suggest putting a corridor of zoo glass between the playing field and fans.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: ben ji on April 28, 2014, 04:57:20 PM
Learned something over on shaggy the other day...

Aggies claim their collie as a general and say the rank was bestowed on one of the dogs after WWII for "the sacrifice aggie soldiers made in helping win the war"

In reality their dog was given the title of general because there was a fundraising effort during the war and you could cut the government a check and your pet would be an honorary "general".

Aggie gonna aggie.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: _33 on April 28, 2014, 05:06:20 PM
Learned something over on shaggy the other day...

Aggies claim their collie as a general and say the rank was bestowed on one of the dogs after WWII for "the sacrifice aggie soldiers made in helping win the war"

In reality their dog was given the title of general because there was a fundraising effort during the war and you could cut the government a check and your pet would be an honorary "general".

Aggie gonna aggie.

Thanks for getting the thread back on track ben ji.  Good grief everyone else.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: MouseRat on April 28, 2014, 06:25:19 PM
Well that's just great.  Now somebody has to start a "Bring Touchdown back to the sidelines on gameday" thread. 
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: MakeItRain on November 13, 2023, 01:16:35 AM
https://twitter.com/sarunner_/status/1723727925797650875
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: bananaeater on November 13, 2023, 08:43:44 AM
https://twitter.com/sarunner_/status/1723727925797650875

Hey thanks MIR.  Great Monday morning content.     

:Yuck: :flush: :Yuck:

Pretty funny though.

Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: CHONGS on November 19, 2023, 06:16:07 PM
https://twitter.com/AggieFootball/status/1726352147112185909
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 19, 2023, 06:29:41 PM
The tiniest of penises
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: michigancat on November 19, 2023, 06:30:01 PM
https://twitter.com/AggieFootball/status/1726352147112185909
LMAO
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: wetwillie on November 19, 2023, 06:33:20 PM
I am racking my brain to come up with something more embarrassing than that tweet.
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: mocat on November 19, 2023, 07:02:31 PM
omg
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on November 19, 2023, 08:44:48 PM
That “since 2012” is carrying so much weight I just can’t figure out why they bothered to even say it
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: catastrophe on November 19, 2023, 08:47:34 PM
A walking parody of themselves
Title: Re: did everyone but me already know the disgusting traditions aggie had?
Post by: MakeItRain on November 19, 2023, 09:42:30 PM
https://twitter.com/AggieFootball/status/1726352147112185909
LMAO

https://twitter.com/longhornkeith/status/1726387523729899534