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When this stuff gets announced (which it will be very soon), who is going to play the role of the Texas Longhorns? We've dominated them so long it will kind of suck not having them around to embarass the hell out of year in and year out. But all is not lost- there's plenty of prime pickins to choose from in our new home, the SEC.
Here's my breakdown of each team's rival worthyness-
Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Arkansas- too redneck. Plus that sooeee crap they say is annoying and sounds like some crap you'd here in the back room of a Laotian whorehouse. They don't make the cut as a potential SEC rival. Are they even in the SEC? Last I heard the only thing that was in Arkansas was a mason jar holding Sam Walton’s pickled nuts.
Auburn- this is something to consider- when I went down there for our game against these hayseeds, aside from the many moonshine stills, there just wasn’t much there. I want our rival to be on the same level as us and similar to the Laotian whoresluts from Arkansas, I don’t think people realize Auburn is even in the SEC. Nope, no potential rivalry there. (Especially when you think how one sided it would be, they’d probably want to quit and join the ACC lol).
Florida. This is my pick as our new SEC rival. I say this for many reasons but the biggest one, of course, is that Florida is our sister school. They share a good part of the national spotlight each fall with us and maybe Texas and I think our two schools could serve as the foundation of the SEC as we look forward through the next couple of decades. Also, the women in Gator country, wowza.
Georgia- no way, no how. Stupid bulldog mascot (similar to Aggie’s stupid Lassie thing), no tradition, terrible academics, terrible co-eds. Just a massive fail on all parts by this school. Besides, Jimmy Carter is from Georgia and we all know how bad that guy sucked.
UK- no comment, didn’t realize Kentucky had a football program. We’ll leave these losers to rival against Vandy. One sidenote: These comments are contingent upon Calipari not becoming UK’s next head football coach. All bets are off if that sexy son of a bitch steps onto the gridiron.
LSU- I love LSU. They’re the reddest of the rednecks. They live in swamps, don’t even bother with dentures, and share the color purple with their new SEC bros, the KSU Cats. IMO they could be our secondary rival and something we look forward to playing each year, similar to how we used to do to Kansas. Both programs are about on the same level as well (KU and LSU). Also, That LSU Freak is seriously talented and I would hate to be on the receiving end of his incredible .gifs.
Ole Miss- never heard of them.
Mississippi State- see Ole Miss.
South Carolina- they’re on Thursday Night ESPN a lot playing which means they’re a second tier program in their own conference but they do have the old ball coach on their sidelines and he’s always good for a laugh or two (which happens to be that crockety SOB’s IQ). South Carolina has their own problems to deal with (been to Myrtle Beach lately, jebus….) they don’t need the type of pain our program would deliver upon them.
Tennessee- we already own these clowns. How many times do we need to completely dominate a team before they realize they should just begin forfeiting? I think they might have a dog for a mascot too. Or maybe that’s one of their cheerleaders. Regardless, I just can’t imagine playing them as a rival each year. I’d need a case of Red Bull and 10 8 balls to get up for that losery game.
Vanderbilt. :lol: gee, how cute.
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LSU would be my #1. NOLApak would be amazing.
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I think our SEC rival will be aTm. :peek:
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LSU would be my #1. NOLApak would be amazing.
This, with Ole Miss being #2. We'd be fighting the evil racists, just like in lawrence.
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Florida only makes since. think about how amazing it is to see :lynchmob: vs the gator chomp. Plus the hatred was definatly there in last years basketball game. i still have bitter feelings when i see the letter F or a gator. bring. it. on.
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I think our SEC rival will be aTm. :peek:
THIS
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Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
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I'm going to Baton Rouge for the LSU-Kentucky game in Oct. I'll gauge their level of excitement/fear of us joining the SEC and report back whether or not they make a legit rival. The purple vs purple thing might be odd though, we'll just have to wait and see.
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
Tennessee.
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
Tennessee.
what about them?
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
Tennessee.
what about them?
Don't know if you two are just rough ridin' around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
Tennessee.
what about them?
Don't know if you two are just rough ridin' around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.
Eli played at Troy, Peyton was Ole Miss bro
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
Tennessee.
what about them?
Don't know if you two are just rough ridin' around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.
you are thinking of Arnold, their dad
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
Tennessee.
what about them?
Don't know if you two are just effing around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.
Eli played at Troy, Peyton was Ole Miss bro
Gotcha.
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I think our SEC rival will be aTm. :peek:
:peek:
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
Tennessee.
what about them?
Don't know if you two are just rough ridin' around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.
to be honest, i don't know where the clown played, nor do i care. i guess you do. Senior Vol.
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Don't you have to kind of look at the school that is strong in the major 3 like us? Football, Basketball and Baseball.. Have to go with Florida on this one.
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
Tennessee.
what about them?
Don't know if you two are just effing around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.
to be honest, i don't know where the clown played, nor do i care. i guess you do. Senior Vol.
That's me.
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I gotta wonder who will agree to be our rival? Seems like a death sentence. UT is our rival and we completely own them to death. KU was a rival, then we 13-1'd their faces all over the sidewalk. KU ended up trying to convince everyone the only sport they cared about was the one they managed to salvage a split with us in. I mean, a split!?
Good lord, being our rival has bad results.
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SEC WHAT?!
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SEC WHAT?!
great post
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I don't think I could hate Florida like you're supposed to hate your rival. I think it'd be a strange rivalry because we'd get along great with their fans, be used to the spotlight like they are, and compete in every sport like they do. Don't get me wrong, we'd care a lot about if we beat them or not just because we'd want to hold the bragging rights over all of our close Gator friends. But it'd be more like a brotherly competition.
LSU, however, is a team that I could whole-heartedly hate and wish to kick their ass 59-7 all day, every day, and then line up in front of Ernie Barret's statue and kick their ass even more. LSU. God, just those letters make me want to throw up. Yellow and purple tigers? I've never seen anything as nonsensical and ridiculous as that.
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I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.
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I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.
Laughing because it's going to be so awesome, you mean.
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I don't think I could hate Florida like you're supposed to hate your rival. I think it'd be a strange rivalry because we'd get along great with their fans, be used to the spotlight like they are, and compete in every sport like they do. Don't get me wrong, we'd care a lot about if we beat them or not just because we'd want to hold the bragging rights over all of our close Gator friends. But it'd be more like a brotherly competition.
LSU, however, is a team that I could whole-heartedly hate and wish to kick their ass 59-7 all day, every day, and then line up in front of Ernie Barret's statue and kick their ass even more. LSU. God, just those letters make me want to throw up. Yellow and purple tigers? I've never seen anything as nonsensical and ridiculous as that.
I have heard they are bigger racist rednecks than ku fans. True?
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Guys, we don't really need to worry about fabricating rivalries in our new conference. We will be competing for the north title immediately when we get there, and as soon as we start to win the north, the rivalries will come naturally.
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I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.
Laughing because it's going to be so awesome, you mean.
haha sure ;)
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I don't think I could hate Florida like you're supposed to hate your rival. I think it'd be a strange rivalry because we'd get along great with their fans, be used to the spotlight like they are, and compete in every sport like they do. Don't get me wrong, we'd care a lot about if we beat them or not just because we'd want to hold the bragging rights over all of our close Gator friends. But it'd be more like a brotherly competition.
LSU, however, is a team that I could whole-heartedly hate and wish to kick their ass 59-7 all day, every day, and then line up in front of Ernie Barret's statue and kick their ass even more. LSU. God, just those letters make me want to throw up. Yellow and purple tigers? I've never seen anything as nonsensical and ridiculous as that.
I have heard they are bigger racist rednecks than ku fans. True?
Confirmed. Also, they act and feel very entitled. also, their quantity of dirt poor fans is quite high.
Really, it's going to be a very comfy fit given what we are used to.
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I don't think I could hate Florida like you're supposed to hate your rival. I think it'd be a strange rivalry because we'd get along great with their fans, be used to the spotlight like they are, and compete in every sport like they do. Don't get me wrong, we'd care a lot about if we beat them or not just because we'd want to hold the bragging rights over all of our close Gator friends. But it'd be more like a brotherly competition.
LSU, however, is a team that I could whole-heartedly hate and wish to kick their ass 59-7 all day, every day, and then line up in front of Ernie Barret's statue and kick their ass even more. LSU. God, just those letters make me want to throw up. Yellow and purple tigers? I've never seen anything as nonsensical and ridiculous as that.
I have heard they are bigger racist rednecks than ku fans. True?
It would be tough to make that claim about a collective group of people. I would say they are as big of racist rednecks as KU fans, so at least we'll know what we're dealing with.
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I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.
Laughing because it's going to be so awesome, you mean.
haha sure ;)
Looks like you got 13-1'd, loser.
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Guys, we don't really need to worry about fabricating rivalries in our new conference. We will be competing for the north title immediately when we get there, and as soon as we start to win the north, the rivalries will come naturally.
I'm pretty sure I could generate some hatred for Alabama after facing them in a couple of Coca Cola championship games
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I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.
Laughing because it's going to be so awesome, you mean.
haha sure ;)
Looks like you got 13-1'd, loser.
I'm not on here enough to know what that means but I'm pretty sure that's not a good thing. oh well
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http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1883932&forum_id=5
Reading this after all the academic self-fellating TAMU has been doing was a real treat.
(Sorry if a repost, please be gentle with me)
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Alabama will be our rival
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http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1883932&forum_id=5
Reading this after all the academic self-fellating TAMU has been doing was a real treat.
(Sorry if a repost, please be gentle with me)
:lol: that they think we're joking.
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Alabama will be our rival
Well, guess we get to go 2-0 in basketball against our rival. :bball:
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Alabama will be our rival
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoDjg-f8_1U
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
Tennessee.
what about them?
Don't know if you two are just effing around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.
Eli played at Troy, Peyton was Ole Miss bro
Gotcha.
Even joking around, which I truly hope you guys are doing, this little discussion is full of so much fail. It's not even funny
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
Tennessee.
what about them?
Don't know if you two are just effing around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.
Eli played at Troy, Peyton was Ole Miss bro
Gotcha.
Even joking around, which I truly hope you guys are doing, this little discussion is full of so much fail. It's not even funny
What in the eff would make you think we're rough ridin' joking bad person?
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Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds. And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap? I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie. They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma. I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.
Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year? What if they got our meat goats?
omg i forgot about that. what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree :lol:
Pretty good list. I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though. Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss.
forgot about manning at ole miss. true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow. sorry "peyton" lol at his name :lol:
Tennessee.
what about them?
Don't know if you two are just effing around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.
Eli played at Troy, Peyton was Ole Miss bro
Gotcha.
Even joking around, which I truly hope you guys are doing, this little discussion is full of so much fail. It's not even funny
What in the eff would make you think we're rough ridin' joking bad person?
Jealousy, Kim. And it's ugly.
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I would think Nebraska fans would understand fleeing a conference?
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The Nubs are sad they didn't hold out for the SEC and now they understand the genius of Kstate! New members of the greatest football conference in the world! What a great day! :comeatme:
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http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1883932&forum_id=5
Reading this after all the academic self-fellating TAMU has been doing was a real treat.
(Sorry if a repost, please be gentle with me)
Post more, friend.
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http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1883932&forum_id=5
Reading this after all the academic self-fellating TAMU has been doing was a real treat.
(Sorry if a repost, please be gentle with me)
:lol:
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Can we not have a serious discussion about who will be our major SEC rival without AOT (Afraid of Texas) fans chiming in?
I really think clams put together a nice list of reasons, and I really want the discussion about clams list to stay solid in this thread.
clams . . . maybe some of your best work.
This should give pause for serious contemplation by all of us.
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Game Cocks.
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I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.
You really couldn't tell that this thread was started as a joke?
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I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.
You really couldn't tell that this thread was started as a joke?
what's the joke because i don't get it? clams was overboard w/ the alabama stuff but the rest was spot on as far as i'm concerned.
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http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1883932&forum_id=5
Reading this after all the academic self-fellating TAMU has been doing was a real treat.
(Sorry if a repost, please be gentle with me)
:lol:
A&M is even worse at bbs'ing than Nebraska. Fact.
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:thumbs:
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bump
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i mentioned somewhere else, but not this thread, that i know a girl that goes to arkansas that has a fantastic rack. like, top 10.
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pics???
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mrs. okcat would not be amused. :dubious:
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Q: who cares if she's amused?
A: not me.
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Q: who cares if she's amused?
A: not me.
:dubious:
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This is indeed in the works. With the SEC going to 4, 4 team divisions, I easily see a scenario like this...
West: Auburn, Alabama, LSU and Arkansas
East: Florida, UGA, South Carolina and Tennessee
South: Florida, Miss State, Jacksonville and Orlando
North: Vandy, Kentucky, KState and Northwestern
To keep the balance of power where it is, we will take the Jags from the NFL and put them in our South division, after we expand their piddly little 80k seat stadium. We also just start a school in Orlando so we can capture that tv market and have lots of Fatty Fat Fats at Disney World.
As for the North, we would put you guys with Vandy, Kentucky and Northwestern. WIth the additons of KState and Jacksonville, we will need another GPA school to hlep out, so we'll bring in Northwestern. That will also get us Chicago! Don't worry, you can knock around those guys and maybe make the playoffs once every 10 years. Watch out though, when you step into the SEC you have to schedule a weak out of conference schedule, so you guys will have to step it up in that area.
Your natural rival will be Jacksonville, as it's a pretty trashy city and EcoKat could really be used there. Plus, it will keep your coach near a large assortment of assisted living facilities, which he will definitely need.
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Can confirm Jacksonville is a shithole.
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i love our new pod. minus jacksonville. what the hell?
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sounds like some crap you'd here in the back room of a Laotian whorehouse.
I think Eli Manning played in Laos. It may have just been an arena team thought. idk...
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Sources have confirmed to me that Jacksonville St will be our main rival in the Southwestern Division of the Ohio Valley Conference.
They won the OVC Conf championship in 2003. Q@s won in 2003.
Personally, I cannot wait.