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Title: Hitler
Post by: AppleJack on August 02, 2011, 08:29:35 PM
So I am writing my dissertation on Hitler. My aim is a bit different in that I am writing about all the kick ass crap he did, you see? Everyone knows he was a mean drunk, but did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon)  :surprised:, or that he created the autobahn  :driving:.

Now its your guys turn, fire some crap off and I might site you (MLA) in my paper.   :cheers:
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: jtksu on August 02, 2011, 08:31:38 PM
Saw something today about some new pics of his parents or family being found recently.  Also, I think he only had one testicle and used to receive injections of crushed up bulls' testicle.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: pike on August 02, 2011, 08:36:23 PM
He thought manipulating his people was fun, sort of like or government does today.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: OK_Cat on August 02, 2011, 08:44:00 PM
pretty sure he's the only dude who's ever looked decent with that type of mustache.

also, he wasn't afraid to use people as test dummies for things.  that seems like he really had an urge to learn more about the human body and science, and stuff.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: sys on August 02, 2011, 08:55:38 PM
did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon)  :surprised:

cheapest up to then?  or still the cheapest ever, inflation adjusted?
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: chum1 on August 02, 2011, 09:07:33 PM
He liked having his niece pee on him.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: AppleJack on August 02, 2011, 09:10:13 PM
did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon)  :surprised:

cheapest up to then?  or still the cheapest ever, inflation adjusted?

Good question, sys. Up to then I would assume. Not really sure, just winging this paper. I think me neighbor just got one of those Volkswagen SUV's things and I think it was like $30k or something. It has a sunroof.

Lot's of good crap so far everyone. We might have to move this to chat to have a more open forum. Mods?
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: jtksu on August 02, 2011, 09:17:10 PM
Doubt it was cheaper than the car Tata is currently building.  That thing is only like 2k.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Dingo on August 02, 2011, 09:37:04 PM
Now its your guys turn, fire some crap off and I might site you (MLA) in my paper.   :cheers:

I call shenanigans.  Anyone writing a dissertation knows that you cite your sources.  A site is a plot of land where you build something.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: pike on August 02, 2011, 09:47:53 PM
I cited a message board post in a paper I wrote about malting barley one time. Totally got away with it too  :gocho:
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: PowercatPat on August 03, 2011, 12:03:32 AM
Growing up, Hitler wanted to be an artist and he eventually applied twice to the Vienna Academy of Art. He was denied both times.

Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Cire on August 03, 2011, 12:10:34 AM
not a fan of retards, jews, russians, or homo's.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: pike on August 03, 2011, 12:13:22 AM
Growing up, Hitler wanted to be an artist and he eventually applied twice to the Vienna Academy of Art. He was denied both times.



That god damned Vienna Academy of Art should pay for the war  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: felix rex on August 03, 2011, 09:26:20 AM
One thing he never gets credit for is whipping the gypsies into shape. Most progress anyone has ever made with the Romas, really. Incorrigible people.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 03, 2011, 10:30:14 AM
He refused to sleep on any bed not made entirely of wicker.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: wetwillie on August 03, 2011, 10:46:10 AM
How did anyone ever get a post graduate degree before goEMAW.com? Life changing stuff here.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: tjames on August 03, 2011, 01:12:03 PM
I was bored one day at work and googled good things hitler did.  Actually a pretty  :opcat: shirt that said, "What about all the good things Hitler did."  But I digress, I think I remember him banning women from smoking and maybe the rest of them when they were on public transportation.  It does make you wonder about all the good things Hitler did though, I guess BBQ'ing 6 million people really puts a damper on that though. 
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Gooch on August 03, 2011, 01:17:18 PM
You can argue his methods but the dude got crap done.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: the KHAN! on August 03, 2011, 01:38:02 PM
He surrounded himself with odd looking men to make himself look more normal.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: AppleJack on August 03, 2011, 01:41:27 PM
Pretty sure he invented the German Shepherd too.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 03, 2011, 01:47:50 PM
He tried to stop HYDRA. Unfortunately, by the time this happened, it was too late.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: DQ12 on August 03, 2011, 03:26:54 PM
Are you a history major?

HAVE WE HAD CLASSES TOGETHER?
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: CHONGS on August 03, 2011, 03:46:20 PM
Hitler was a piece of crap you guys.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: pike on August 03, 2011, 03:48:09 PM
Hitler was a piece of crap you guys.

  :opcat:
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: wetwillie on August 03, 2011, 03:54:54 PM
Hitler was a piece of crap you guys.

misunderstood maybe
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: AppleJack on August 03, 2011, 03:57:26 PM
Hitler was a piece of crap you guys.

When he was drunk, yes. You will not get an argument from me. All I ask is you wait to read my dissertation before making your mind up.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: OK_Cat on August 03, 2011, 04:01:27 PM
Hitler was a piece of crap you guys.

why, because he was white?   :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: sys on August 03, 2011, 04:13:47 PM
if hitler really did invent the lowest priced car of all time, that is very impressive.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: CHONGS on August 03, 2011, 04:21:19 PM
sorry but you guys can love him all you want, but he was a complete rough ridin' bad person
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: sys on August 03, 2011, 04:31:41 PM
sorry but you guys can love him all you want, but he was a complete rough ridin' bad person

you have to admit, with all the automobile engineers working on the problem, for hitler to swoop in and scoop them all was impressive.  in addition to his political accomplishments, i mean.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: AbeFroman on August 03, 2011, 05:23:25 PM
Hitler had the right idea, he was just an underachiever.

BillHicks.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxZ0huW54Xs
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 03, 2011, 06:20:10 PM
So I am writing my dissertation on Hitler. My aim is a bit different in that I am writing about all the kick ass crap he did, you see? Everyone knows he was a mean drunk, but did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon)  :surprised:, or that he created the autobahn  :driving:.

Now its your guys turn, fire some crap off and I might site you (MLA) in my paper.   :cheers:

Applejack,

Regardless of how awesome or true your dissertation is, you are going to fail if you stick with this topic.  Trust me, write about something your audience doesn't understand.  A Hitler topic will only offend you audience to the point that can't see past their own fury, they will keep you from graduating.

:twocents:

Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: CHONGS on August 03, 2011, 09:30:04 PM
So I am writing my dissertation on Hitler. My aim is a bit different in that I am writing about all the kick ass crap he did, you see? Everyone knows he was a mean drunk, but did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon)  :surprised:, or that he created the autobahn  :driving:.

Now its your guys turn, fire some crap off and I might site you (MLA) in my paper.   :cheers:

Applejack,

Regardless of how awesome or true your dissertation is, you are going to fail if you stick with this topic.  Trust me, write about something your audience doesn't understand.  A Hitler topic will only offend you audience to the point that can't see past their own fury, they will keep you from graduating.

:twocents:


:lol: as if you know crap about graduating
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 03, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
So I am writing my dissertation on Hitler. My aim is a bit different in that I am writing about all the kick ass crap he did, you see? Everyone knows he was a mean drunk, but did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon)  :surprised:, or that he created the autobahn  :driving:.

Now its your guys turn, fire some crap off and I might site you (MLA) in my paper.   :cheers:

Applejack,

Regardless of how awesome or true your dissertation is, you are going to fail if you stick with this topic.  Trust me, write about something your audience doesn't understand.  A Hitler topic will only offend you audience to the point that can't see past their own fury, they will keep you from graduating.

:twocents:


:lol: as if you know crap about graduating

nuh uh, you don't know nuthin' bout graduating!!!   :comeatme:

:facepalm:
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 03, 2011, 10:15:38 PM
He was the best water skier in the entire Third Reich, Himmler included.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 03, 2011, 10:29:46 PM

I think the nazis created Hugo Boss, Siemens and Bayer
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: pike on August 03, 2011, 10:30:50 PM

I think the nazis created Hugo Boss, Siemens and Bayer

or Monsanto
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: jtksu on August 03, 2011, 10:48:15 PM
Pretty sure the Porshe 911 is named after him.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: AppleJack on August 03, 2011, 11:09:23 PM
He was the best water skier in the entire Third Reich, Himmler included.

Are you rough ridin' with me? Need to know seriously because this crap is getting printed next week. Kthx.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 04, 2011, 09:34:05 AM
He was the best water skier in the entire Third Reich, Himmler included.

Are you effing with me? Need to know seriously because this crap is getting printed next week. Kthx.

How could I make something like that up?
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Trim on August 04, 2011, 09:47:45 AM
He still makes those youtubes where he gets all pissed off about some topical event.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Gooch on August 04, 2011, 09:49:24 AM
Aside from the syphilis I bet he was a fantastic lover too. Eva Braun was a very lucky woman.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: OK_Cat on August 04, 2011, 10:03:13 AM
unlike snyder, hitler knew when to quit.

basically, i'm saying that hitler is a better person than snyder.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: jtksu on August 08, 2011, 01:15:11 AM
His grants also lead to the formation of Audi.  And the most expensive car ever sold at Christies.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: AppleJack on April 16, 2015, 08:23:14 AM
http://io9.com/adolf-hitler-was-apparently-a-regular-meth-user-1645828391
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 16, 2015, 08:24:58 AM
http://io9.com/adolf-hitler-was-apparently-a-regular-meth-user-1645828391
This makes sense.
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: 'taterblast on April 16, 2015, 10:09:22 AM
unlike snyder, hitler knew when to quit.

basically, i'm saying that hitler is a better person than snyder.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Brock Landers on April 16, 2015, 10:46:51 AM
America's space program is probably better becasue of Hitler.  We took all the good Nazi rocket scientists and let the Soviets have the B team Nazi rocket scientists.

Also, how was your dissertation recieved?
Title: Re: Hitler
Post by: Cire on April 16, 2015, 11:38:11 AM
http://io9.com/adolf-hitler-was-apparently-a-regular-meth-user-1645828391
This makes sense.

the whole wermacht got cracked out before major battles and offensives.  Made them braver etc.