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Title: favorite thing about 4th of July?
Post by: reidrolled on July 04, 2011, 01:18:21 PM
my favorite part is seeing the medium/low intelligence thread come to life.

that and seeing sqawks wear american flag shorts except not as a joke
Title: Re: favorite thing about 4th of July?
Post by: OK_Cat on July 04, 2011, 01:27:10 PM
All the soldiers that died.
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Post by: pissclams on July 04, 2011, 04:55:56 PM
Deviled eggs.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 04, 2011, 05:04:02 PM
Cool Revolutionary War shows on History and other such channels
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Post by: steve dave on July 04, 2011, 05:04:35 PM
extra recoup from hangover day
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Post by: Kat Kid on July 04, 2011, 05:05:34 PM
Deviled eggs.

So I'm in Wamego.  I see a platter of deviled eggs.  I am taking a picture because they are homemade and look delicious and there are 2 left.  As i put my cell phone down to look at the picture and then look back up I see a woman take a deviled egg and place it on her plastic wear.  THEN GO BACK AND TAKE THE LAST ONE.  I question her and she says "Well, I'm eating for two" she then points down at her barely 1st trimester (probably imposter) baby bump.  Some guy gives me a weird look.  I was mad, but by the time I was plating my ribs and one of the BBQ masters shuttling between the smoker and the table plated some fresh beans and ribs for me I let it go.  Today I'm reflecting and getting a little upset.

Questions:

1)  Is "I'm eating for two" a socially acceptable excuse for this unquestionably self-centered action?

2)  Would it have been acceptable to eat at least one of the deviled eggs off her plate?
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Post by: steve dave on July 04, 2011, 05:06:55 PM
boot her in the box tortuga
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Post by: ChiComCat on July 04, 2011, 05:09:27 PM
Deviled eggs.

So I'm in Wamego.  I see a platter of deviled eggs.  I am taking a picture because they are homemade and look delicious and there are 2 left.  As i put my cell phone down to look at the picture and then look back up I see a woman take a deviled egg and place it on her plastic wear.  THEN GO BACK AND TAKE THE LAST ONE.  I question her and she says "Well, I'm eating for two" she then points down at her barely 1st trimester (probably imposter) baby bump.  Some guy gives me a weird look.  I was mad, but by the time I was plating my ribs and one of the BBQ masters shuttling between the smoker and the table plated some fresh beans and ribs for me I let it go.  Today I'm reflecting and getting a little upset.

Questions:

1)  Is "I'm eating for two" a socially acceptable excuse for this unquestionably self-centered action?

2)  Would it have been acceptable to eat at least one of the deviled eggs off her plate?

Sounds like a terrible time
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 04, 2011, 05:10:27 PM
boot her in the box tortuga

Meh, she we will soon regret eating like a hog when she becomes gross and super fat.  You won
Title: Re: favorite thing about 4th of July?
Post by: DQ12 on July 04, 2011, 05:20:27 PM
Yeah I'd say you won.  After all, she's the one who ended up having to eat gross, smelly deviled eggs.
Title: Re: favorite thing about 4th of July?
Post by: OK_Cat on July 04, 2011, 05:50:08 PM
Sounds like you didnt really want one that bad if you took a picture instead of snatching one up.

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Post by: ChiComCat on July 04, 2011, 06:31:37 PM
I really think its tough to assess the crime without seeing the pictures of the eggs
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Post by: Saulbadguy on July 04, 2011, 07:38:49 PM
Next time, make the deviled eggs a priority. They go quickly, be prepared.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on July 04, 2011, 07:40:42 PM
ps, I justify by taking 2 deviled eggs by rationalizing in my head that it is only 1 "full egg"
Title: Re: favorite thing about 4th of July?
Post by: Kat Kid on July 04, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
I really think its tough to assess the crime without seeing the pictures of the eggs

Deleted them because some mouth breather walked in to my natural light from the window to inhale some doritos while he waited for the ribs to show back up.  It was a really bad 30 seconds.
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Post by: Gooch on July 05, 2011, 09:14:38 AM
Wamego sounds awful.
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Post by: 0.42 on July 05, 2011, 11:57:40 AM
Wamego sounds awful.

people drive across the country to see it as their "family 4th of july vacation." sounds extremely tucky.