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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Saulbadguy on June 27, 2011, 02:40:32 PM
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I once told Oklahoma State fans to "Go back to Stillwater!"
Feel bad about it now. :frown:
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made tons of people form a line at the Ernie Barrett statue and kicked the crap out of them in order until I had to go into the game.
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I told the refs to GTFOOMF and go home while they had to maintain their "touchdown" signal. I don't think they like me very much.
I can't take total credit for some of the heckling of the opponents during the DoD from the student section. We did get one player to throw some of their equipment at us, one tried to climb into the stands to get us, received several hidden "fingers", and we may have made a punter cry once.
I also threatened to fight a football player after a game :shakesfist: ... I chickened out after I calmed down.
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Not proud of this...
Prevented Trim from killing a KU fan at a football game.
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Too many things to list. :embarrassed:
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Screamed some awful things at the Nubb band in '00.
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Lots of EMAW's holding back in this thread. Statute of limitations not up yet?
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Just this past year I yelled "Berringer is still dead" at the nubb game and "At least we know how to fly planes" in front of a OSU family.
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OU 2000. OU fans in the visitor section were doing some chant, I yelled "SUCKS" after each time they said "OU". Even though I was in the 4th grade, my actions still haunt me to this day.
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Talked crap on Cosh (both) while I was standing behind his wife (was unaware of who she was) at the Mizzou game this past year. Pretty sure other coaches wives were present.
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OU 2000. OU fans in the visitor section were doing some chant, I yelled "SUCKS" after each time they said "OU". Even though I was in the 4th grade, my actions still haunt me to this day.
man, that is dark.
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Limestone, tell the story about the opposing team's coaches wife at the basketball game from when we were undergrads. :popcorn:
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I once told Oklahoma State fans to "Go back to Stillwater!"
Feel bad about it now. :frown:
Wishing Stillwater on someone is some evil crap.
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Went to the Baylor game in Waco when I was in 5th grade. We were destroying them as we used to do. It was raining pretty hard and everyone had left by the 4th quarter, so my cousin and I went down to the first row. Baylor ended up scoring and the had two guys run around with a large BU flag to celebrate. The flag was soaked, so they had some trouble getting it to "fly". My cousin and I berated them because they weren't strong enough to carry it.
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Limestone, tell the story about the opposing team's coaches wife at the basketball game from when we were undergrads. :popcorn:
:popcorn:
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Went to the Baylor game in Waco when I was in 5th grade. We were destroying them as we used to do. It was raining pretty hard and everyone had left by the 4th quarter, so my cousin and I went down to the first row. Baylor ended up scoring and the had two guys run around with a large BU flag to celebrate. The flag was soaked, so they had some trouble getting it to "fly". My cousin and I berated them because they weren't strong enough to carry it.
I bet you guys made them cry. Bet you couldn't have recognized this due to the rain though . . . . . .
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-I told UCLA fans to go back to Compton.
-I told Lamark good game as he was going back into the tunnel even though he really didn't have a good game.
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That game where Sproles ran for like 250 on Mizzou. I was sitting right next to the Mizzou section and I kept looking over and laughing that they couldn't tackle him. I made sure they saw me, and man were they not happy. They shook their heads as if to say "man, these kstate fans are real arrogant pricks". I am rough ridin' ruthless. :lynchmob:
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Told an NU fan I would knockout his few remaining teeth.
Also almost got in a fight with a tuck for standing of all things. :thumbs:
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I got hammered the night before a game in Lincoln and after the bars closed, stuffed a cast iron park bench that I had removed from the sidewalk into the elevator, took it to the top floor of the Cornhusker, found a flight of stairs to the roof, drug the park bench up to the roof (with the help of a friend), sat on the park bench on the roof and gazed up at the stars. Then before we went back to our room, we threw the park bench off the roof. The next morning on our way to the game, we noticed orange cones in the lobby and the green park bench had smashed thru one of the skylights and was hanging half in and half out, suspended 20 feet above the floor.
Totally classless and I'm not proud....ok maybe a little.
Edit: I actually went back to make sure the statute of limitations was up. This happened in 2003 when we ass pounded them.
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Lots of EMAW's holding back in this thread. Statute of limitations not up yet?
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We've done this thread before.
But since the last time, I'd say not overpowering Pete and killing that ku fan. It was the very first chokeout.
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Once saw a member of this board take a huge dump that traveled about 7 stories off a parking garage before the '08 TAMU game in College Station.
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Once saw a member of this board take a huge dump that traveled about 7 stories off a parking garage before the '08 TAMU game in College Station.
Incredible!
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anybody remember that explosion outside Owen field in Norman during '05 ksu-ou game?
Maybe, maybe not? :ck: :emawkid:
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anybody remember that explosion outside Owen field in Norman during '05 ksu-ou game?
Maybe, maybe not? :ck: :emawkid:
:kstatriot:
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1998 KSU vs ku game in Lawrence. It was rather wet and cold out. I was absolutely piss drunk. I slammed about 6 hours worth of drinking into 30 minutes at the West Coast Saloon and on the bus to the stadium. I fell out the door of the bus and ripped my jeans. I cheered when that shitty QB got his arm smashed and almost died when our two big monsters combined on the sack. The ku fans in front of me turned around and gave me a stern talking to. I was quiet the rest of the half while I ate a giant bag of peanuts and dropped all the shells into hoods of their coats. At halftime I left and went to the bar. I still wonder what happened when the first one lifted their hood to put it over their head.
:popcorn:
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back when I was a section 13'r we were at the nubb game and there were a couple of nubbs behind us. They kept trying to talk my two year old son into being a nubb fan and they would scream "GO BIG RED" each time they said it, I would insert "HOME" in so that it sounded like they were saying "GO HOME BIG RED"
I followed this with explaining to them that they were in fact not really the best fans in america and they were actually a bunch of poopy heads.
Later in the parking lot I killed them and stuffed their bodies in one of the Hot coal dumpsters.
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Hawker ran his mouth at me during '05. Gave him some smug glances then once flicked my finger off my thumb at him like he was a bug. He lunged to attack me or something but instead launched himself down 2 rows of bleachers, taking out some other Hawkers. Pretty powerful gesture, that finger flicking is.
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grabbed a jerk ou fan after our cats scored a touchdown so he could crowd surf and someday tell this fun story to his future grandkids about crowd surfing during KSU DOD but he was heavier than I thought and he got pissed and said "NOT COOL, MAAANNN, WHAT THE HELL" and we both just stood there and went back to our seats and I was sort of :dunno: and then :facepalm: and :embarrassed:
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I've yelled some downright childish taunts at media members and referees. Were they funny? Yes. Am I proud of them? Well, I guess it depends on who's asking.
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This past year, I told a five year old girl in a nebraska cheerleader outfit that santa wasn't real. Her dad didn't look happy.
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This past year, I told a five year old girl in a nebraska cheerleader outfit that santa wasn't real. Her dad didn't look happy.
:lol:
winner
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I was tailgating for the Nub game in 06. A Nub walked down our row yelling 'I survived cancer!'. I yelled back 'I wish you hadn't!'
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1) Sitting in the north end zone in the early to mid 90's (back in the days of folding chairs) I dumped ice down a big Husker fans shirt. Parent's were pretty pissed, so was the Husker dude. But I was like 10, didn't care and was EMAW.
2) I used to cheer "I gave your mom AIDS" during free throws in Huggieville days. I don't have AIDS.
3) Ate Magino's hot dogs during half-time
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1) Sitting in the north end zone in the early to mid 90's (back in the days of folding chairs) I dumped ice down a big Husker fans shirt. Parent's were pretty pissed, so was the Husker dude. But I was like 10, didn't care and was EMAW.
Is this why they call you Iceberg?
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1) Sitting in the north end zone in the early to mid 90's (back in the days of folding chairs) I dumped ice down a big Husker fans shirt. Parent's were pretty pissed, so was the Husker dude. But I was like 10, didn't care and was EMAW.
Is this why they call you Iceberg?
Déjà vu - http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=6407.msg140585#msg140585 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=6407.msg140585#msg140585)
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Funniest was taunting Tim Floyd until his wife got in my face and told me to STFU.
Most classless was sexxing up some chi o in the back seat of her parents Tahoe while they were inside at the game.
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At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.
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At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.
Obvious question: what kind of whiskey?
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At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.
pfffftttt :lol:
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yelled very mean things at ku fans in 2007. don't remember exactly what though, drunkest i've ever been at a kstate game.
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At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.
Obvious question: what kind of whiskey?
Maker's... obvs.
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Told a friend he could light me on fire if we beat Texas in '06. Has yet to light me on fire though.
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Don't know if this counts, but went to '06 ku game in Lawrence and had many ku fans say very rude things about K-State and the Wildcats--among them implying that I had relations with sheep. Pissed me off pretty good. Summer of '07 I had to take my daughter to band camp at ku, and while waiting for her to get packed, I was by Allen Fieldhouse with nobody within sight of the west side. I pissed on Phog Allen Fieldhouse--not a lot, because there were surrounding buildings and didn't want an indecent exposure cite. A proud moment for me.
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I wear inflammatory shirts.
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I booed the refs one time.
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Don't know if this counts, but went to '06 ku game in Lawrence and had many ku fans say very rude things about K-State and the Wildcats--among them implying that I had relations with sheep. Pissed me off pretty good. Summer of '07 I had to take my daughter to band camp at ku, and while waiting for her to get packed, I was by Allen Fieldhouse with nobody within sight of the west side. I pissed on Phog Allen Fieldhouse--not a lot, because there were surrounding buildings and didn't want an indecent exposure cite. A proud moment for me.
Damn it. I was going to do that for the '06 game there, but didn't get over to Allen Dumphouse.
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At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.
Obvious question: what kind of whiskey?
Maker's... obvs.
Yup. :kstategrad:
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At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.
This was priceless.
Another nubb moment, when a nubb player was hurt early in the game and things were silent, a good friend of mine proceeded to yell "HEY JIM EBKE, I mumped YOUR SISTER NATALIE, THE VOLLEYBALL PLAYER AT UNO!" over and over. Ebke was/is a scrub and most likely wont see action, but his teammates turned around like :horrorsurprise:
Also, is it racist to yell at Zach Lee that his job got outsourced? I say no, but there were some butthurt shirttucks in training around me that were mortified that I said it.
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Also, is it racist to yell at Zach Lee that his job got outsourced?
ehhhhh it quite possibly may be, depending on how many hispanic friends you have.
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Told a friend he could light me on fire if we beat Texas in '06. Has yet to light me on fire though.
yet
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I say "in your face" all the time. Like if we score a touchdown it would be just an exuberant "in your face!" to no one in particular. A calm "in your face" after a good play could be directed toward an opposing fan nearby. A sad "in your face" while pointing to my own face after a negative play or loss.
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I say "in your face" all the time. Like if we score a touchdown it would be just an exuberant "in your face!" to no one in particular. A calm "in your face" after a good play could be directed toward an opposing fan nearby. A sad "in your face" while pointing to my own face after a negative play or loss.
You are not to blame, fellow EMAW.
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Sat front row in student section for Louisville game circa 2006. The Louisville cheerleading squad walked right in front of me and I yelled, "Louisville?!?! More like loserville, bit@#es"
A male cheerleader then proceeded to give me the bird...validating my stern but fair comment.
*note - Google Chrome does not recognize cheerleading as a word.
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After the KSU-Akron game in1994 had a rather loud convo with a buddy in the ville about how the Phoenix Suns were a big man away from making the playoffs while sitting next to Dan Majerle and Joe Kleine. They joined the convo and it quickly moved outside.....
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After the KSU-Akron game in1994 had a rather loud convo with a buddy in the ville about how the Phoenix Suns were a big man away from making the playoffs while sitting next to Dan Majerle and Joe Kleine. They joined the convo and it quickly moved outside.....
WTF? I had an altercation with them in 1998.
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why were dan majerle and joe kleine in manhattan?
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why were dan majerle and joe kleine in manhattan?
Chokeout battle.
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why were dan majerle and joe kleine in manhattan?
Why wouldn't they be?
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^ both very legitimate responses.
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why were dan majerle and joe kleine in manhattan?
Can't remember for sure, but either Kleine or Majerle had a brother on the Akron FB team....
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while this never takes place at actual games, I like to blow snot rockets NU and KU clothing /apparel in every department store I walk through.
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Lawrence 2010. But it really wasn't that bad, just got kicked out because of butthurt squawk fans.
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<---------Has pissed:
1. On Kyle Field
2. In the mouth of the Jayhawk at the 50 yard-line
3. In the bleachers at Allen Fieldhouse
Nebraska game last year: brought 3 signs into the game. One just said "THUNDER COLLINS." One just said "LAWRENCE PHILLIPS." The third said, "Don't let the door hit ya where the Longhorns always split ya." (Then in real small writing it also said, "Srsly. Every single time.") When I was walking in some hick-ass Husker fan started talking crap and called me a fuckin' idiot. Then, predictably, I made fun of his terrible grammar and education that likely went no further than third grade.
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Only got to the artwork/prototype phase, but a friend of mine was going to make up T-shirts that had a picture of the old Willie humping Herbie Husker, and a caption that said "Cornhole the Cornhuskers". Too late to implement that concept now.
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Only got to the artwork/prototype phase, but a friend of mine was going to make up T-shirts that had a picture of the old Willie humping Herbie Husker, and a caption that said "Cornhole the Cornhuskers". Too late to implement that concept now.
I'd still do it if I were you.
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1) Sitting in the north end zone in the early to mid 90's (back in the days of folding chairs) I dumped ice down a big Husker fans shirt. Parent's were pretty pissed, so was the Husker dude. But I was like 10, didn't care and was EMAW.
Is this why they call you Iceberg?
Déjà vu - http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=6407.msg140585#msg140585 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=6407.msg140585#msg140585)
Didn't know I said that twice. Good call. But it wasn't how I got the nickname. Stupid story really... Football, freshmen year. Sunk a senior nicknamed titanic at practice. fwiw, I wasn't very good just a freak thing I guess
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Gosh, where do I begin? One time cut in the long ticket line on the 'tuck side (as a student) by having my gluten intolerant friend fake throwing out his shoulder. Then realized the 'tuck side is a long walk to the student side so we thought the quickest point between two points is a direct one. Long story short, was escorted off the track by security, shirtless and cowboy hat-ted. :emawkid:
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<---------Has pissed:
1. On Kyle Field
2. In the mouth of the Jayhawk at the 50 yard-line
3. In the bleachers at Allen Fieldhouse
Nebraska game last year: brought 3 signs into the game. One just said "THUNDER COLLINS." One just said "LAWRENCE PHILLIPS." The third said, "Don't let the door hit ya where the Longhorns always split ya." (Then in real small writing it also said, "Srsly. Every single time.") When I was walking in some hick-ass Husker fan started talking crap and called me a fuckin' idiot. Then, predictably, I made fun of his terrible grammar and education that likely went no further than third grade.
I sit extremely close to you. :fatty:
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Only got to the artwork/prototype phase, but a friend of mine was going to make up T-shirts that had a picture of the old Willie humping Herbie Husker, and a caption that said "Cornhole the Cornhuskers". Too late to implement that concept now.
I'd still do it if I were you.
I'm with Limestone on this one. You should make some t-shirts and giant signs and bring them to the opener against Eastern Kentucky to make a statement. :thumbs:
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My Dad punched a NU male cheerleader in the face and knocked him out straight cold in 98. This douche shoved me trying to get down the stairs in Sec. 13, was only a Frosh in HS and told the guy to go eff himself :emawkid:
Got in to a dicey situation after we got beat by KU in the Hatt at Tubby's. Some dude was running his mouth and sure enough my good friend Louis "The Lou" Colon grabbed the guy buy the collar shoved him against the wall and told him to GTFOH needless to say this loser's friends were all sorts of :horrorsurprise:
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My Dad punched a NU male cheerleader in the face and knocked him out straight cold in 98. This douche shoved me trying to get down the stairs in Sec. 13, was only a Frosh in HS and told the guy to go eff himself :emawkid:
Got in to a dicey situation after we got beat by KU in the Hatt at Tubby's. Some dude was running his mouth and sure enough my good friend Louis "The Lou" Colon grabbed the guy buy the collar shoved him against the wall and told him to GTFOH needless to say this loser's friends were all sorts of :horrorsurprise:
Fantastic first post :love:
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Gracias, finally had enough of the shirt tuck dicks :goodbyecruelworld: This place is so much more EMAW.
Would love to post about an incident in Lincoln when we beat them in 03' however it was down right :opcat:
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Gracias, finally had enough of the shirt tuck dicks :goodbyecruelworld: This place is so much more EMAW.
Would love to post about an incident in Lincoln when we beat them in 03' however it was down right :opcat:
Welcome aboard!
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Gracias, finally had enough of the shirt tuck dicks :goodbyecruelworld: This place is so much more EMAW.
Would love to post about an incident in Lincoln when we beat them in 03' however it was down right :opcat:
Fantastic first post
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Gracias, finally had enough of the shirt tuck dicks :goodbyecruelworld: This place is so much more EMAW.
Would love to post about an incident in Lincoln when we beat them in 03' however it was down right :opcat:
please share, I don't even think anyone here is actually black.
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Once I said, ok, one more glass of franzia and then I'm done.
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So we were at a Bar in Lincoln after the game in 03'.....couldn't even tell you which one because of how hammed we were. Jamal Lord and some other guys walked in and we kept to ourselves. So an hour later we are still hanging out sporting our purple proudly, and one of the guys with Jamal started giving us crap about how we were still in Lincoln and should have just gone back to the "cow effing" town. Well being the immature sophmore's we were we started running our mouths. One of my buddies was so hammed to the point of falling over and gave this guy Ell's pregame rant from that day "Kstate's In Da Mutha Effing House" then looked at Jamal and goes "jamal your a nappy headed :opcat:"..........not good. We all look at each other and leave straight back from Manhattan. Got home safe and sound and did some CK dick flops in the Ville.
Put the Franzia away now...
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So we were at a Bar in Lincoln after the game in 03'.....couldn't even tell you which one because of how hammed we were. Jamal Lord and some other guys walked in and we kept to ourselves. So an hour later we are still hanging out sporting our purple proudly, and one of the guys with Jamal started giving us crap about how we were still in Lincoln and should have just gone back to the "cow effing" town. Well being the immature sophmore's we were we started running our mouths. One of my buddies was so hammed to the point of falling over and gave this guy Ell's pregame rant from that day "Kstate's In Da Mutha Effing House" then looked at Jamal and goes "jamal your a nappy headed :opcat:"..........not good. We all look at each other and leave straight back from Manhattan. Got home safe and sound and did some CK dick flops in the Ville.
Put the Franzia away now...
:thumbs:
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So we were at a Bar in Lincoln after the game in 03'.....couldn't even tell you which one because of how hammed we were. Jamal Lord and some other guys walked in and we kept to ourselves. So an hour later we are still hanging out sporting our purple proudly, and one of the guys with Jamal started giving us crap about how we were still in Lincoln and should have just gone back to the "cow effing" town. Well being the immature sophmore's we were we started running our mouths. One of my buddies was so hammed to the point of falling over and gave this guy Ell's pregame rant from that day "Kstate's In Da Mutha Effing House" then looked at Jamal and goes "jamal your a nappy headed :opcat:"..........not good. We all look at each other and leave straight back from Manhattan. Got home safe and sound and did some CK dick flops in the Ville.
Put the Franzia away now...
Incredible.
One time I made fun of the CU kicker's butt. Zing
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So we were at a Bar in Lincoln after the game in 03'.....couldn't even tell you which one because of how hammed we were. Jamal Lord and some other guys walked in and we kept to ourselves. So an hour later we are still hanging out sporting our purple proudly, and one of the guys with Jamal started giving us crap about how we were still in Lincoln and should have just gone back to the "cow effing" town. Well being the immature sophmore's we were we started running our mouths. One of my buddies was so hammed to the point of falling over and gave this guy Ell's pregame rant from that day "Kstate's In Da Mutha Effing House" then looked at Jamal and goes "jamal your a nappy headed :opcat:"..........not good. We all look at each other and leave straight back from Manhattan. Got home safe and sound and did some CK dick flops in the Ville.
Put the Franzia away now...
Incredible.
One time I made fun of the CU kicker's butt. Zing
The chicker?
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why were dan majerle and joe kleine in manhattan?
Can't remember for sure, but either Kleine or Majerle had a brother on the Akron FB team....
From what I have heard that Majerle has in-laws or family in Manhattan Ks.
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Walking out of the 2001 OU game in Norman. I'm shaking my head and sad, "Man," I said. Then this little punk OU kid hears me and mockingly says, "Man, lolol." I looked him dead in the eye and said. "Yeah, well I mumped your mom."
I was 19, kid was prob 14. His mom was right there, she was pretty hot. She just shook her head and took the kid away.
:quote modified.
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I think I like "I mumped your mom" better.
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UofM vs. MSU 2006
The day before the game at the press conference Drew Stanton (who 0-3 at that point in his career against UofM) went on this huge tirade about how he hates Michigan and their fans.. That tirade is what popularized the term Wal-Mart Wolverine because he said most Michigan fans have never even seen the school and just buy the gear at Wal-Mart.. He also had other lame catch phrases in that press conference like when he shared with everyone how him and his family call UofM 'The University of Puke", anyway, it was big news in B10 country.. So while tailgating the morning of, my buddy and I come up with this alcohol induced idea to turn our shirts inside out and write mean/funny stuff on it based off Drew's comments..
We bought a magic marker and wrote 'Proud Wal-Mart Wolverine" on the back, and then on the front wrote some insulting messages.. Mine just said 'Stanton Sucks', while my less subtle buddy just wrote "eff You Drew"... Anyways, we stumble in about 3 minutes into the first quarter and we get settled in and get our 'eff You Drew' chant going as soon as MSU's offense takes the field, there were about 8 MSU fans sitting directly in front of us but other than that our chant had caught on and our whole section was into it..
After a few possessions I start to notice the MSU group in front of us is extremely uncomfortable, then I realize they are ALL wearing Drew Stanton jerseys, then I realize the middle aged lady in the group is wearing 3 buttons on her jersey and they are all of Drew Stanton (one from when he was in pop warner, one that looked like HS, and then one in his MSU uni) then I realize her husband is wearing a 'Just Drew it' hat.. Eventually we put it all together that we are sitting in front of his entire family while wearing shirts insulting him and chanting "eff You Drew".. :lol: :lol:
They were good sports about it though, and late in the 4th when the game was decided I had a nice chat with his mom and Dad, they were pretty cool..
UofM at ND 2008
My first trip to South Bend.. We got down there the night before and went bar hopping a little and then the morning of was doing shots with a group of ND fans in the hotel bar, everything was going really well and we were having a great time..
Right before kickoff it starts this freaking monsoon, it was the hardest I had ever seen it rain at a sporting event, like ever, there were like 14 combined fumbles in the game due to the weather.. So we sat there for 3 hours in a monsoon while ND annihilated us, and we drove 5 hours for that, so were leaving the stadium with very low spirits.. If you've ever been to ND for a game you know that buses take you to and from the stadium to your tailgating areas, so we were walking through the mud to the little bus stop or whatever when we happened across this giant roided out ND fan who was laughing at us and talking crap.. Dejected from the game and soaking wet like we had never been wet before my friend must have decided he had enough because he got right in the ND fans face and yelled 'PHUCK JESUS!!!!"
The details from that point get a little fuzzy, but we think the guy tried to swing on my buddy, regardless,he ended up slipping in the mud and falling flat on his face.. :lol: We start beating on him for a minute while he's down and then we take off for the bus.. We got there right as a fresh one was pulling up and we jumped in and ran to the back and laid low in case security or someone saw us stomping the dude.. The bus sits there forever loading people up, at one point I glance out the window and see the Roided out guy (now shirtless :fatty:) covered in mud getting on the bus.. I show my buddy and we both start cracking up, then realizing that neither of us could fight worth a crap and that guy was huge, we hid behind a fat old couple for the entire bus ride and waited until he was out of sight before getting off the bus once it stopped.. :lol:
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UofM vs. MSU 2006
The day before the game at the press conference Drew Stanton (who 0-3 at that point in his career against UofM) went on this huge tirade about how he hates Michigan and their fans.. That tirade is what popularized the term Wal-Mart Wolverine because he said most Michigan fans have never even seen the school and just buy the gear at Wal-Mart.. He also had other lame catch phrases in that press conference like when he shared with everyone how him and his family call UofM 'The University of Puke", anyway, it was big news in B10 country.. So while tailgating the morning of, my buddy and I come up with this alcohol induced idea to turn our shirts inside out and write mean/funny stuff on it based off Drew's comments..
We bought a magic marker and wrote 'Proud Wal-Mart Wolverine" on the back, and then on the front wrote some insulting messages.. Mine just said 'Stanton Sucks', while my less subtle buddy just wrote "eff You Drew"... Anyways, we stumble in about 3 minutes into the first quarter and we get settled in and get our 'eff You Drew' chant going as soon as MSU's offense takes the field, there were about 8 MSU fans sitting directly in front of us but other than that our chant had caught on and our whole section was into it..
After a few possessions I start to notice the MSU group in front of us is extremely uncomfortable, then I realize they are ALL wearing Drew Stanton jerseys, then I realize the middle aged lady in the group is wearing 3 buttons on her jersey and they are all of Drew Stanton (one from when he was in pop warner, one that looked like HS, and then one in his MSU uni) then I realize her husband is wearing a 'Just Drew it' hat.. Eventually we put it all together that we are sitting in front of his entire family while wearing shirts insulting him and chanting "eff You Drew".. :lol: :lol:
They were good sports about it though, and late in the 4th when the game was decided I had a nice chat with his mom and Dad, they were pretty cool..
UofM at ND 2008
My first trip to South Bend.. We got down there the night before and went bar hopping a little and then the morning of was doing shots with a group of ND fans in the hotel bar, everything was going really well and we were having a great time..
Right before kickoff it starts this freaking monsoon, it was the hardest I had ever seen it rain at a sporting event, like ever, there were like 14 combined fumbles in the game due to the weather.. So we sat there for 3 hours in a monsoon while ND annihilated us, and we drove 5 hours for that, so were leaving the stadium with very low spirits.. If you've ever been to ND for a game you know that buses take you to and from the stadium to your tailgating areas, so we were walking through the mud to the little bus stop or whatever when we happened across this giant roided out ND fan who was laughing at us and talking crap.. Dejected from the game and soaking wet like we had never been wet before my friend must have decided he had enough because he got right in the ND fans face and yelled 'PHUCK JESUS!!!!"
The details from that point get a little fuzzy, but we think the guy tried to swing on my buddy, regardless,he ended up slipping in the mud and falling flat on his face.. :lol: We start beating on him for a minute while he's down and then we take off for the bus.. We got there right as a fresh one was pulling up and we jumped in and ran to the back and laid low in case security or someone saw us stomping the dude.. The bus sits there forever loading people up, at one point I glance out the window and see the Roided out guy (now shirtless :fatty:) covered in mud getting on the bus.. I show my buddy and we both start cracking up, then realizing that neither of us could fight worth a crap and that guy was huge, we hid behind a fat old couple for the entire bus ride and waited until he was out of sight before getting off the bus once it stopped.. :lol:
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UofM vs. MSU 2006
The day before the game at the press conference Drew Stanton (who 0-3 at that point in his career against UofM) went on this huge tirade about how he hates Michigan and their fans.. That tirade is what popularized the term Wal-Mart Wolverine because he said most Michigan fans have never even seen the school and just buy the gear at Wal-Mart.. He also had other lame catch phrases in that press conference like when he shared with everyone how him and his family call UofM 'The University of Puke", anyway, it was big news in B10 country.. So while tailgating the morning of, my buddy and I come up with this alcohol induced idea to turn our shirts inside out and write mean/funny stuff on it based off Drew's comments..
We bought a magic marker and wrote 'Proud Wal-Mart Wolverine" on the back, and then on the front wrote some insulting messages.. Mine just said 'Stanton Sucks', while my less subtle buddy just wrote "eff You Drew"... Anyways, we stumble in about 3 minutes into the first quarter and we get settled in and get our 'eff You Drew' chant going as soon as MSU's offense takes the field, there were about 8 MSU fans sitting directly in front of us but other than that our chant had caught on and our whole section was into it..
After a few possessions I start to notice the MSU group in front of us is extremely uncomfortable, then I realize they are ALL wearing Drew Stanton jerseys, then I realize the middle aged lady in the group is wearing 3 buttons on her jersey and they are all of Drew Stanton (one from when he was in pop warner, one that looked like HS, and then one in his MSU uni) then I realize her husband is wearing a 'Just Drew it' hat.. Eventually we put it all together that we are sitting in front of his entire family while wearing shirts insulting him and chanting "eff You Drew".. :lol: :lol:
They were good sports about it though, and late in the 4th when the game was decided I had a nice chat with his mom and Dad, they were pretty cool..
UofM at ND 2008
My first trip to South Bend.. We got down there the night before and went bar hopping a little and then the morning of was doing shots with a group of ND fans in the hotel bar, everything was going really well and we were having a great time..
Right before kickoff it starts this freaking monsoon, it was the hardest I had ever seen it rain at a sporting event, like ever, there were like 14 combined fumbles in the game due to the weather.. So we sat there for 3 hours in a monsoon while ND annihilated us, and we drove 5 hours for that, so were leaving the stadium with very low spirits.. If you've ever been to ND for a game you know that buses take you to and from the stadium to your tailgating areas, so we were walking through the mud to the little bus stop or whatever when we happened across this giant roided out ND fan who was laughing at us and talking crap.. Dejected from the game and soaking wet like we had never been wet before my friend must have decided he had enough because he got right in the ND fans face and yelled 'PHUCK JESUS!!!!"
The details from that point get a little fuzzy, but we think the guy tried to swing on my buddy, regardless,he ended up slipping in the mud and falling flat on his face.. :lol: We start beating on him for a minute while he's down and then we take off for the bus.. We got there right as a fresh one was pulling up and we jumped in and ran to the back and laid low in case security or someone saw us stomping the dude.. The bus sits there forever loading people up, at one point I glance out the window and see the Roided out guy (now shirtless :fatty:) covered in mud getting on the bus.. I show my buddy and we both start cracking up, then realizing that neither of us could fight worth a crap and that guy was huge, we hid behind a fat old couple for the entire bus ride and waited until he was out of sight before getting off the bus once it stopped.. :lol:
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UofM vs. MSU 2006
The day before the game at the press conference Drew Stanton (who 0-3 at that point in his career against UofM) went on this huge tirade about how he hates Michigan and their fans.. That tirade is what popularized the term Wal-Mart Wolverine because he said most Michigan fans have never even seen the school and just buy the gear at Wal-Mart.. He also had other lame catch phrases in that press conference like when he shared with everyone how him and his family call UofM 'The University of Puke", anyway, it was big news in B10 country.. So while tailgating the morning of, my buddy and I come up with this alcohol induced idea to turn our shirts inside out and write mean/funny stuff on it based off Drew's comments..
We bought a magic marker and wrote 'Proud Wal-Mart Wolverine" on the back, and then on the front wrote some insulting messages.. Mine just said 'Stanton Sucks', while my less subtle buddy just wrote "eff You Drew"... Anyways, we stumble in about 3 minutes into the first quarter and we get settled in and get our 'eff You Drew' chant going as soon as MSU's offense takes the field, there were about 8 MSU fans sitting directly in front of us but other than that our chant had caught on and our whole section was into it..
After a few possessions I start to notice the MSU group in front of us is extremely uncomfortable, then I realize they are ALL wearing Drew Stanton jerseys, then I realize the middle aged lady in the group is wearing 3 buttons on her jersey and they are all of Drew Stanton (one from when he was in pop warner, one that looked like HS, and then one in his MSU uni) then I realize her husband is wearing a 'Just Drew it' hat.. Eventually we put it all together that we are sitting in front of his entire family while wearing shirts insulting him and chanting "eff You Drew".. :lol: :lol:
They were good sports about it though, and late in the 4th when the game was decided I had a nice chat with his mom and Dad, they were pretty cool..
UofM at ND 2008
My first trip to South Bend.. We got down there the night before and went bar hopping a little and then the morning of was doing shots with a group of ND fans in the hotel bar, everything was going really well and we were having a great time..
Right before kickoff it starts this freaking monsoon, it was the hardest I had ever seen it rain at a sporting event, like ever, there were like 14 combined fumbles in the game due to the weather.. So we sat there for 3 hours in a monsoon while ND annihilated us, and we drove 5 hours for that, so were leaving the stadium with very low spirits.. If you've ever been to ND for a game you know that buses take you to and from the stadium to your tailgating areas, so we were walking through the mud to the little bus stop or whatever when we happened across this giant roided out ND fan who was laughing at us and talking crap.. Dejected from the game and soaking wet like we had never been wet before my friend must have decided he had enough because he got right in the ND fans face and yelled 'PHUCK JESUS!!!!"
The details from that point get a little fuzzy, but we think the guy tried to swing on my buddy, regardless,he ended up slipping in the mud and falling flat on his face.. :lol: We start beating on him for a minute while he's down and then we take off for the bus.. We got there right as a fresh one was pulling up and we jumped in and ran to the back and laid low in case security or someone saw us stomping the dude.. The bus sits there forever loading people up, at one point I glance out the window and see the Roided out guy (now shirtless :fatty:) covered in mud getting on the bus.. I show my buddy and we both start cracking up, then realizing that neither of us could fight worth a crap and that guy was huge, we hid behind a fat old couple for the entire bus ride and waited until he was out of sight before getting off the bus once it stopped.. :lol:
I actually read this...it was entertaining. Thank you, MisG.
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UofM vs. MSU 2006
The day before the game at the press conference Drew Stanton (who 0-3 at that point in his career against UofM) went on this huge tirade about how he hates Michigan and their fans.. That tirade is what popularized the term Wal-Mart Wolverine because he said most Michigan fans have never even seen the school and just buy the gear at Wal-Mart.. He also had other lame catch phrases in that press conference like when he shared with everyone how him and his family call UofM 'The University of Puke", anyway, it was big news in B10 country.. So while tailgating the morning of, my buddy and I come up with this alcohol induced idea to turn our shirts inside out and write mean/funny stuff on it based off Drew's comments..
We bought a magic marker and wrote 'Proud Wal-Mart Wolverine" on the back, and then on the front wrote some insulting messages.. Mine just said 'Stanton Sucks', while my less subtle buddy just wrote "eff You Drew"... Anyways, we stumble in about 3 minutes into the first quarter and we get settled in and get our 'eff You Drew' chant going as soon as MSU's offense takes the field, there were about 8 MSU fans sitting directly in front of us but other than that our chant had caught on and our whole section was into it..
After a few possessions I start to notice the MSU group in front of us is extremely uncomfortable, then I realize they are ALL wearing Drew Stanton jerseys, then I realize the middle aged lady in the group is wearing 3 buttons on her jersey and they are all of Drew Stanton (one from when he was in pop warner, one that looked like HS, and then one in his MSU uni) then I realize her husband is wearing a 'Just Drew it' hat.. Eventually we put it all together that we are sitting in front of his entire family while wearing shirts insulting him and chanting "eff You Drew".. :lol: :lol:
They were good sports about it though, and late in the 4th when the game was decided I had a nice chat with his mom and Dad, they were pretty cool..
UofM at ND 2008
My first trip to South Bend.. We got down there the night before and went bar hopping a little and then the morning of was doing shots with a group of ND fans in the hotel bar, everything was going really well and we were having a great time..
Right before kickoff it starts this freaking monsoon, it was the hardest I had ever seen it rain at a sporting event, like ever, there were like 14 combined fumbles in the game due to the weather.. So we sat there for 3 hours in a monsoon while ND annihilated us, and we drove 5 hours for that, so were leaving the stadium with very low spirits.. If you've ever been to ND for a game you know that buses take you to and from the stadium to your tailgating areas, so we were walking through the mud to the little bus stop or whatever when we happened across this giant roided out ND fan who was laughing at us and talking crap.. Dejected from the game and soaking wet like we had never been wet before my friend must have decided he had enough because he got right in the ND fans face and yelled 'PHUCK JESUS!!!!"
The details from that point get a little fuzzy, but we think the guy tried to swing on my buddy, regardless,he ended up slipping in the mud and falling flat on his face.. :lol: We start beating on him for a minute while he's down and then we take off for the bus.. We got there right as a fresh one was pulling up and we jumped in and ran to the back and laid low in case security or someone saw us stomping the dude.. The bus sits there forever loading people up, at one point I glance out the window and see the Roided out guy (now shirtless :fatty:) covered in mud getting on the bus.. I show my buddy and we both start cracking up, then realizing that neither of us could fight worth a crap and that guy was huge, we hid behind a fat old couple for the entire bus ride and waited until he was out of sight before getting off the bus once it stopped.. :lol:
Good stories, friend of goEMAW.
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any chance Michiganisgood takes a haverhill-esque trip down for some tailgating?
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any chance Michiganisgood takes a haverhill-esque trip down for some tailgating?
would be great
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UofM vs. MSU 2006
The day before the game at the press conference Drew Stanton (who 0-3 at that point in his career against UofM) went on this huge tirade about how he hates Michigan and their fans.. That tirade is what popularized the term Wal-Mart Wolverine because he said most Michigan fans have never even seen the school and just buy the gear at Wal-Mart.. He also had other lame catch phrases in that press conference like when he shared with everyone how him and his family call UofM 'The University of Puke", anyway, it was big news in B10 country.. So while tailgating the morning of, my buddy and I come up with this alcohol induced idea to turn our shirts inside out and write mean/funny stuff on it based off Drew's comments..
We bought a magic marker and wrote 'Proud Wal-Mart Wolverine" on the back, and then on the front wrote some insulting messages.. Mine just said 'Stanton Sucks', while my less subtle buddy just wrote "eff You Drew"... Anyways, we stumble in about 3 minutes into the first quarter and we get settled in and get our 'eff You Drew' chant going as soon as MSU's offense takes the field, there were about 8 MSU fans sitting directly in front of us but other than that our chant had caught on and our whole section was into it..
After a few possessions I start to notice the MSU group in front of us is extremely uncomfortable, then I realize they are ALL wearing Drew Stanton jerseys, then I realize the middle aged lady in the group is wearing 3 buttons on her jersey and they are all of Drew Stanton (one from when he was in pop warner, one that looked like HS, and then one in his MSU uni) then I realize her husband is wearing a 'Just Drew it' hat.. Eventually we put it all together that we are sitting in front of his entire family while wearing shirts insulting him and chanting "eff You Drew".. :lol: :lol:
They were good sports about it though, and late in the 4th when the game was decided I had a nice chat with his mom and Dad, they were pretty cool..
UofM at ND 2008
My first trip to South Bend.. We got down there the night before and went bar hopping a little and then the morning of was doing shots with a group of ND fans in the hotel bar, everything was going really well and we were having a great time..
Right before kickoff it starts this freaking monsoon, it was the hardest I had ever seen it rain at a sporting event, like ever, there were like 14 combined fumbles in the game due to the weather.. So we sat there for 3 hours in a monsoon while ND annihilated us, and we drove 5 hours for that, so were leaving the stadium with very low spirits.. If you've ever been to ND for a game you know that buses take you to and from the stadium to your tailgating areas, so we were walking through the mud to the little bus stop or whatever when we happened across this giant roided out ND fan who was laughing at us and talking crap.. Dejected from the game and soaking wet like we had never been wet before my friend must have decided he had enough because he got right in the ND fans face and yelled 'PHUCK JESUS!!!!"
The details from that point get a little fuzzy, but we think the guy tried to swing on my buddy, regardless,he ended up slipping in the mud and falling flat on his face.. :lol: We start beating on him for a minute while he's down and then we take off for the bus.. We got there right as a fresh one was pulling up and we jumped in and ran to the back and laid low in case security or someone saw us stomping the dude.. The bus sits there forever loading people up, at one point I glance out the window and see the Roided out guy (now shirtless :fatty:) covered in mud getting on the bus.. I show my buddy and we both start cracking up, then realizing that neither of us could fight worth a crap and that guy was huge, we hid behind a fat old couple for the entire bus ride and waited until he was out of sight before getting off the bus once it stopped.. :lol:
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I liked, not gonna lie.
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Bill's final game (uh...should've known his ass would be back) vs. MU. Celebrated by getting whiskey bent before the game. Watched the first quarter and get our asses kicked. Was so disgusted that I slinged a few triple A's (no not double A's) towards the field. Would like to believe I made it there but I'm sure my rag arm couldn't get that far. Probably hit a student in the back of the head (actually really hope not). Left the game disgusted only to hear OB was carried off the field like Rudy Rudinger.
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Bill's final game (uh...should've known his ass would be back) vs. MU. Celebrated by getting whiskey bent before the game. Watched the first quarter and get our asses kicked. Was so disgusted that I slinged a few triple A's (no not double A's) towards the field. Would like to believe I made it there but I'm sure my rag arm couldn't get that far. Probably hit a student in the back of the head (actually really hope not). Left the game disgusted only to hear OB was carried off the field like Rudy Rudinger.
Not sure from story if you saw the end of the game, but we pulled it out and won.
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Bill's final game (uh...should've known his ass would be back) vs. MU. Celebrated by getting whiskey bent before the game. Watched the first quarter and get our asses kicked. Was so disgusted that I slinged a few triple A's (no not double A's) towards the field. Would like to believe I made it there but I'm sure my rag arm couldn't get that far. Probably hit a student in the back of the head (actually really hope not). Left the game disgusted only to hear OB was carried off the field like Rudy Rudinger.
Not sure from story if you saw the end of the game, but we pulled it out and won.
Yea, I know. Read the final sentence. :peek: