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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: CHONGS on June 17, 2011, 11:44:08 PM
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Need help asap, found blood and feathers underneath my this morning.
tia
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Thanks a lot eff you guys...
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sorry, bro
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Eat a goat
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any idea if both the blood and feathers were from the same animal? there could've just been a struggle underneath your (bed I'm assuming).
also, have you been pak'ing with more haitians than usual lately?
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Dunno where this omen was discovered but it sounds like you have a cat problem.
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guys he might be dead - let's be serious here
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Was in a hotel room if that clarifies...
I do have powerful enemies.
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Was in a hotel room if that clarifies...
I do have powerful enemies.
Feral cats iving in the walls. It's even worse than I originally suspected. Change hotels, shower with calf's blood and then burn your house to the ground when you get home. Should throw them off the trail.
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Was in a hotel room if that clarifies...
I do have powerful enemies.
maybe guybrush threepwood mumped up trying to take care of the bedbugs for you? hotel built on/converted to an indian burial ground?
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Kill a drifter.
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Kill a drifter.
this may or may not remove the curse but it's always a nice pick me up. i use this tactic any time i'm feeling down or had a bad day.
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First, it's about time we had this thread...can't tell you how many times I wanted to start it, but was nervous it would jinx me. So, thanks for that Chings.
Second, you have a full-on East Georgia Mulatto Hex on you right now. That's the bad news.
The good news is that my uncle was a Pottawatomie Shaman, and my godfather was a Pentecostal snake handler, so I know a thing or two about these sorts of things. Also, I was the MVW at fantasy warlock camp in '02, and don't really think I've lost a step.
This is going to be a complicated process but I need you to do the following 5 things before tomorrow night:
1. Obtain a chicken mask...I'd check the wholesale stores. This would be easier if we were near All Hallows Eve.
2. Get a fully ripened plantain. This may be hard in Manhattan, but necessary.
3. Purchase (DO NOT BORROW) a full length mirror.
4. Using mud from your own yard (or your apartment building, but it MUST be property on which you live) draw/paint a giant six sided star (e.g. star of David) on your naked chest. DO NOT DRAW A FIVE SIDED STAR UNLESS YOU WANT TO COMMUNE WITH A DEMON!
5. Strip naked, insert the plantain into your anus, place the chicken mask on your head/face, and masturbate in front of the full length mirror until you climax.
It's important, but not mission critical, that you "finish" step 5 as quickly as possible, but do not "hurry."
PM me when this is complete. God speed.
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i'm really getting the impression that pete is in his own personal DoD right now. i'm just gonna buckle up and enjoy the ride
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crap, I was going to post that same thing but Pete beat me to it.
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crap, I was going to post that same thing but Pete beat me to it.
I actually make the drifter do all these things before I kill him. Was going to list these things as well but wanted to catch ConAir on the tube for about the 15th time...