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Title: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: CNS on June 08, 2011, 11:16:00 AM
http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/08/video-steve-jobs-pitch-to-build-a-spaceship-in-cupertino/?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_bn7 (http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/08/video-steve-jobs-pitch-to-build-a-spaceship-in-cupertino/?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_bn7)

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 :love:

Would kill to build this one.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: pissclams on June 08, 2011, 12:40:02 PM
so typical of apple, out elite every man, person, and child on the planet with everything they do. 
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: kougar24 on June 08, 2011, 03:36:34 PM
a big donut is elite now?
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: CNS on June 08, 2011, 03:38:32 PM
a big donut is elite now?

That one is.  Yes.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: steve dave on June 08, 2011, 03:39:20 PM
there's very little office in the middle part
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: kougar24 on June 08, 2011, 03:40:27 PM
a big donut is elite now?

That one is.  Yes.

the Sprint Center called to say "get off my nuts, Apple." :lol:
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: CNS on June 08, 2011, 03:40:34 PM
there's very little office in the middle part

Bet there is a huge park in the middle with tables and stuff for outdoor wireless work.

Bet the wireless is always available and fast too.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: CNS on June 08, 2011, 03:41:18 PM
a big donut is elite now?

That one is.  Yes.

the Sprint Center called to say "get off my nuts, Apple." :lol:

Sprint Center is also elite. 

Just splitting hairs.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: kougar24 on June 08, 2011, 03:42:47 PM
be honest now: if this was Microsoft's plan, would you think it elite or a bland donut?
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: CNS on June 08, 2011, 03:45:35 PM
be honest now: if this was Microsoft's plan, would you think it elite or a bland donut?

Elite.  From a construction/design perspective.

Neutral on the Apple/Microsoft thing except for hating my Windows phone.

As said above, would love to build that.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: pissclams on June 08, 2011, 03:48:31 PM
love harry potter trying to talk crap to CNS Casey about construction.

learn your role, downgrade.   :lol:
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 08, 2011, 04:34:04 PM
So typical of apple, how many trees have to die for this project to work?
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: hemmy on June 08, 2011, 05:23:48 PM
Unfortunately, working for Apple still sucks nuts.  Unless of course you don't mind getting paid significantly less than what every competitor offers.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: wetwillie on June 08, 2011, 05:29:56 PM
Hemmy how do you handle all the offers from google apple microsoft etc it must get tiresome
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: pissclams on June 08, 2011, 05:41:19 PM
Hemmy how do you handle all the offers from google apple microsoft etc it must get tiresome

it's pretty easy. he wears a suit to his job interviews with them.  they hate people wearing suits to job interviews.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: Pendergast on June 08, 2011, 08:33:26 PM
So typical of apple, how many trees have to die for this project to work?

Not sure if serious?  Read it again.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on June 08, 2011, 08:43:34 PM
http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/08/video-steve-jobs-pitch-to-build-a-spaceship-in-cupertino/?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_bn7 (http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/08/video-steve-jobs-pitch-to-build-a-spaceship-in-cupertino/?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_bn7)

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 :love:

Would kill to build this one.

Good luck gettin' your trucks and equipment in there, no roads, seaports, landing strips, etc.  Also no power lines, so probably pretty dim when its not the glorious break of dawn on Easter Sunday in Apple land.


IMO, looks like a giant condom, would love to see if I could break it.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 08, 2011, 08:52:52 PM
So typical of apple trying to look aesthetically appealing rather than performing at a top notch level.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: pissclams on June 08, 2011, 09:11:22 PM
So typical of apple trying to look aesthetically appealing rather than performing at a top notch level.
parody post?
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: Ira Hayes on June 08, 2011, 11:04:28 PM
Looks like a particle accelerator.  Hmm.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: bigwillie20 on June 08, 2011, 11:48:21 PM
http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/08/video-steve-jobs-pitch-to-build-a-spaceship-in-cupertino/?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_bn7 (http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/08/video-steve-jobs-pitch-to-build-a-spaceship-in-cupertino/?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_bn7)

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 :love:

Would kill to build this one.

Good luck gettin' your trucks and equipment in there, no roads, seaports, landing strips, etc.  Also no power lines, so probably pretty dim when its not the glorious break of dawn on Easter Sunday in Apple land.


IMO, looks like a giant condom, would love to see if I could break it.


Apple spaceships require little to no landing area so.... :dunno:








and i hate apple...show your respects  :dubious:
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: michigancat on June 08, 2011, 11:59:06 PM
Good design, not awesome or super interesting or anything.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: I_have_purplewood on June 09, 2011, 07:41:33 AM
Very meh if you ask me.  Why not in the shape of an apple? :dunno: (ftp://:dunno:)  The stem could have been Steve's office or something.  :excited: (ftp://:excited:)  Actually any kind of fruit shape would have been better than this.. :blank: (ftp://:blank:)
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: felix rex on June 09, 2011, 08:05:20 AM
Is it gonna have cabbies driving around in golf carts or moving sidewalks or light rails or something? Looks like a pain in the ass to get anywhere.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 09, 2011, 09:16:37 AM
http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/08/video-steve-jobs-pitch-to-build-a-spaceship-in-cupertino/?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_bn7 (http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/08/video-steve-jobs-pitch-to-build-a-spaceship-in-cupertino/?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_bn7)

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 :love:

Would kill to build this one.

Good luck gettin' your trucks and equipment in there, no roads, seaports, landing strips, etc.  Also no power lines, so probably pretty dim when its not the glorious break of dawn on Easter Sunday in Apple land.


IMO, looks like a giant condom, would love to see if I could break it.


Since the building will generate it's own natural gas through bio-mass generation, it will not require utility power except for backup.    And it's not like Apple employees will ever leave the mothership.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: kougar24 on June 09, 2011, 01:58:20 PM
rough ridin' donut. that is all.
Title: Re: Apple's elite new office building plans
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 03:05:28 PM
love the parking underneath, love the 60% increase in trees.  what an awesome concept for a corporate campus.