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Title: Goldbond chowder
Post by: AppleJack on June 02, 2011, 10:01:03 AM
Holy crap this stuff is a life saver during this time of year. Cake your junk in this stuff and 95 degrees and 95% humidity will have no effect on your nether regions. Nothing worse than sweating without exercising. The tingle of the menthol  :love:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: The1BigWillie on June 02, 2011, 10:04:09 AM
Corn starch on the sack and vaseline on the crack.  Keeps a farm boy from gaulding and having diaper rash on those hot humid summer days.   :thumbs:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 02, 2011, 10:10:38 AM
Holy crap this stuff is a life saver during this time of year. Cake your junk in this stuff and 95 degrees and 95% humidity will have no effect on your nether regions. Nothing worse than sweating without exercising. The tingle of the menthol  :love:

I concur.   :cool:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 02, 2011, 10:11:20 AM
Definitely a green bottle guy.  The yellow bottle can GTFOOMF. 
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: kitten_mittons on June 02, 2011, 10:12:09 AM
WTF is wrong with all of you?
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 02, 2011, 10:15:51 AM
Goldbond has saved me many times.

WTF is wrong with all of you?

I guess some people just get uncomfortable when their balls get all sweaty and start chafing. :dunno:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Trim on June 02, 2011, 10:18:11 AM
I guess some people just get uncomfortable when their balls get all sweaty and start chafing. :dunno:

There's another solution to this.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 02, 2011, 10:19:28 AM
I guess some people just get uncomfortable when their balls get all sweaty and start chafing. :dunno:

There's another solution to this.

There's not a solution that is as refreshing as applying Goldbond chowder, I can assure you of that.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: bigwillie20 on June 02, 2011, 10:21:59 AM
wtf is going on in here  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: wetwillie on June 02, 2011, 10:44:38 AM
Corn starch on the sack and vaseline on the crack.  Keeps a farm boy from gaulding and having diaper rash on those hot humid summer days.   :thumbs:

you are by far the most fascinating poster on goEMAW
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Gooch on June 02, 2011, 10:46:53 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: pissclams on June 02, 2011, 10:51:34 AM
monkeyass is a terrible thing
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 02, 2011, 10:57:14 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

You don't have to be fat to get ball sweat when it's 95 degrees outside with 50%+ humidity.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 02, 2011, 10:57:37 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

You don't have to be fat to get ball sweat when it's 95 degrees outside with 50%+ humidity.
Don't go outside.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 02, 2011, 10:59:53 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

You don't have to be fat to get ball sweat when it's 95 degrees outside with 50%+ humidity.
Don't go outside.

Sometimes it's just unavoidable. For those times, there's goldbond chowder.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Trim on June 02, 2011, 11:08:37 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

You don't have to be fat to get ball sweat when it's 95 degrees outside with 50%+ humidity.

Just mod yourself to Nut Kicked.  Lots of breathing room.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Gooch on June 02, 2011, 11:13:29 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

You don't have to be fat to get ball sweat when it's 95 degrees outside with 50%+ humidity.

Just mod yourself to Nut Kicked.  Lots of breathing room.
:lol:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 02, 2011, 12:12:36 PM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

On a hot day it's like dipping your balls in the Bering Sea.   :ck:

Sometimes I just do it for the high though. 
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 02, 2011, 12:13:32 PM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

Also, I should note that I think I'm part ape. 
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: yat on June 02, 2011, 12:33:11 PM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

Also, I should note that I think I'm part ape. 


:opcat:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 02, 2011, 01:32:10 PM
Lifesaver when you live in Louisiana.  The swamp ass in the swampland is rough ridin' intolerable without it.  Two quotes about Goldbond:

"It's like your bad person just smoked a cool, refreshing menthol cigarette."
          --My cousin Tony


"It's like getting a rimjob from Peppermint Patty."
           --Coorsrinkin
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 02, 2011, 02:28:21 PM
Lifesaver when you live in Louisiana.  The swamp ass in the swampland is rough ridin' intolerable without it.  Two quotes about Goldbond:

"It's like your bad person just smoked a cool, refreshing menthol cigarette."
          --My cousin Tony


"It's like getting a rimjob from Peppermint Patty."
           --Coorsrinkin

YES! 
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 02, 2011, 06:00:27 PM
Lifesaver when you live in Louisiana.  The swamp ass in the swampland is rough ridin' intolerable without it.  Two quotes about Goldbond:

"It's like your bad person just smoked a cool, refreshing menthol cigarette."
          --My cousin Tony


"It's like getting a rimjob from Peppermint Patty."
           --Coorsrinkin

"It's like the kiss of 1000 angels"
            --my entire high school football team

I may be addicted to this stuff.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: pike on June 02, 2011, 07:22:17 PM
monkeyass is a terrible thing

 :opcat:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: jtksu on June 02, 2011, 10:20:49 PM
You guys should get jobs inside buildings and AC for your cars.  My balls stayed nice and dry during work hrs today, without having to use antiperspirant/deodorant for them.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: KITNfury on June 02, 2011, 10:43:40 PM
When my balls wanna sweat, they gonna sweat, but having a million tiny ice princesses massaging my sac does feel nice.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: I_have_purplewood on June 02, 2011, 10:55:06 PM
I do use the stuff and do enjoy it's menthol feeling on my ball sack/crotch.  First time I used it was pretty sure I had  an STD and wanted this to cure what I had.  Found out it was just some sweaty ball thing I had going on and not the dirty whore I was banging.   You still did me right Goldbond, you still did me right.   :thumbsup: (ftp://:thumbsup:)
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: _33 on June 02, 2011, 11:06:16 PM
It's ok. Not as good as you guys are making it out to be. It does feel ok though.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: 8manpick on June 02, 2011, 11:51:51 PM
Was starting to get a little irritation today, dark leather seats + early summer heat & humidity = sweaty boxers.  Got home, applied some Gold Bond and BAM, problem solved.  :gocho:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 03, 2011, 12:27:30 AM
Guys if you are only using it on the balls for sweat then you are only harnessing half its power.  My Canadian friend who isn't me says it's great for chafed assholes when you're doing touristy stuff and walking a shitload every day (even if you're not fat and it's not sweaty, so suck on that jt).
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: jtksu on June 03, 2011, 01:07:09 AM
If your "Canadian friend" gets sweaty balls and a chafed bad person from walking, he should lay off the maple syrup and bacon.  What remedy does he use for the single flight of stairs induced wheezing?
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: 0.42 on June 03, 2011, 01:13:34 AM
Lifesaver when you live in Louisiana.  The swamp ass in the swampland is rough ridin' intolerable without it.  Two quotes about Goldbond:

"It's like your bad person just smoked a cool, refreshing menthol cigarette."
          --My cousin Tony


"It's like getting a rimjob from Peppermint Patty."
           --Coorsrinkin

 :lol:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Deez Nutz on June 07, 2011, 11:13:21 AM
Is it OK if I buy a generic brand like "Top Care"?  The Gold Bond brand costs a lot more.   :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: wetwillie on June 07, 2011, 11:54:20 AM
Is it OK if I buy a generic brand like "Top Care"?  The Gold Bond brand costs a lot more.   :shakesfist:

cough up the extra bones on this one, the brand name is a must.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: KITNfury on June 07, 2011, 12:41:58 PM
Is it OK if I buy a generic brand like "Top Care"?  The Gold Bond brand costs a lot more.   :shakesfist:

cough up the extra bones on this one, the brand name is a must.
Disagree, no difference b/w the generic I have and the GB that I have. Don't know if "Top Care" is the same as my generic.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 07, 2011, 01:50:22 PM
Is it OK if I buy a generic brand like "Top Care"?  The Gold Bond brand costs a lot more.   :shakesfist:

cough up the extra bones on this one, the brand name is a must.
Disagree, no difference b/w the generic I have and the GB that I have. Don't know if "Top Care" is the same as my generic.

Unless you use the green container or something, I would imagine the generic is just as good.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: MadCat on June 07, 2011, 01:58:36 PM
If my junk is coated in GB chowder, do I let her know about it before hand or just let it be a tasty surprise?  Please answer seperately for:
a.) wife
b.) mistress
c.) gf
d.) street-walking tramp
e.) a & d
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: KITNfury on June 07, 2011, 02:15:19 PM
If my junk is coated in GB chowder, do I let her know about it before hand or just let it be a tasty surprise?  Please answer seperately for:
a.) wife
b.) mistress
c.) gf
d.) street-walking tramp
e.) a & d
Is saliva + GB taste more like pancake batter or crushed up aspirin. No way to answer your question without answering mine first.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: AppleJack on June 07, 2011, 03:47:08 PM
Wonder if this thread grossed out that one chick poster we have.
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: MadCat on June 08, 2011, 12:47:08 AM
If my junk is coated in GB chowder, do I let her know about it before hand or just let it be a tasty surprise?  Please answer seperately for:
a.) wife
b.) mistress
c.) gf
d.) street-walking tramp
e.) a & d
Is saliva + GB taste more like pancake batter or crushed up aspirin. No way to answer your question without answering mine first.

Touché
Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: bigwillie20 on June 29, 2011, 02:24:20 PM
 :thumbs:

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Title: Re: Goldbond chowder
Post by: tjames on June 30, 2011, 10:10:02 AM
If my junk is coated in GB chowder, do I let her know about it before hand or just let it be a tasty surprise?  Please answer seperately for:
a.) wife
b.) mistress
c.) gf
d.) street-walking tramp
e.) a & d
Is saliva + GB taste more like pancake batter or crushed up aspirin. No way to answer your question without answering mine first.



I'm just young and dumb and full of cum, but for C. you should tell her, it makes for a really awkward moment when she realizes there is a chowder in that region and she goes into stage 5 cottonmouth.  As for the rest of them, B, like she cares she's just after your money, same with D.  Get real if you actually think A will ever find out.