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Title: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 18, 2011, 03:48:49 PM: I'm pretty sure I'm going to be left behind. Would any others like to join me for a beer or something? There are probably going to be lots of looters out and about. Anyone with guns should bring what they have and share. I'm not even sure what the rules are post-rapture. My luck, my girlfriend won't be taken either and I'll have to stay home and watch Glee on DVR and miss all the fun.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: AbeFroman on May 18, 2011, 03:55:15 PM: Go to a hospital and raid it for morphine/other drugs
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: OK_Cat on May 18, 2011, 03:56:04 PM: gonna go to dallas, driving like 150 mph and watch the rest of the thunder/mavs series. thunder sold their souls, they'll be there. :woot:
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 18, 2011, 03:58:55 PM: Quote from: AbeFroman on May 18, 2011, 03:55:15 PM
Go to a hospital and raid it for morphine/other drugs

Lots of doctors are athiests and therefore will be at the hospital. Probably going to be a tough "get."
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: KITNfury on May 18, 2011, 04:47:10 PM: My only real complaint is that it's on a Saturday. At least give me the weekend. If it were to end on a Monday morning, at least I'd have the comfort in knowing I got the week off from work.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: jtksu on May 18, 2011, 09:42:03 PM: Probably just bang a bunch of the skanks that also got left behind. :ck:
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 03:05:27 PM: You fuckers should really take this crap more seriously. What if Rodney and JamSam are taken? :shakesfist:
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: AbeFroman on May 19, 2011, 03:13:58 PM: Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 18, 2011, 03:58:55 PM
Quote from: AbeFroman on May 18, 2011, 03:55:15 PM
Go to a hospital and raid it for morphine/other drugs

Lots of doctors are athiests and therefore will be at the hospital. Probably going to be a tough "get."

Well if shits going down, I bet I could take out a few fat doctors.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: slucat on May 19, 2011, 03:15:13 PM: Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 03:05:27 PM
You effers should really take this crap more seriously. What if Rodney and JamSam are taken? :shakesfist:

whore myself out to 5 stars for frank??
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: CNS on May 19, 2011, 03:45:29 PM: loot
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: dmartin on May 19, 2011, 04:04:45 PM: STRIP CLUB, cause those bitch's aren't getting taken.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: doom on May 19, 2011, 04:40:06 PM: Quote from: slucat on May 19, 2011, 03:15:13 PM
Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 03:05:27 PM
You effers should really take this crap more seriously. What if Rodney and JamSam are taken? :shakesfist:

whore myself out to 5 stars for frank??

Not worth the time. Only have till Oct. according to family radio. Oh and also on Sat there is supposed to be a worldwide earthquake, so try to live through that.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 05:12:02 PM: How hard is it to live through an earthquake in KS on a Saturday? I'll just walk outside. :users:
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: doom on May 19, 2011, 05:14:50 PM: Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 05:12:02 PM
How hard is it to live through an earthquake in KS on a Saturday? I'll just walk outside. :users:

Hope that works out for you. Think it's supposed to kill a fourth of the population though so I don't think we're dealing with some amateur quake. I'm not too worried about it since I will be totally raptured.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: CNS on May 19, 2011, 05:22:59 PM: Quote from: doom on May 19, 2011, 05:14:50 PM
Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 05:12:02 PM
How hard is it to live through an earthquake in KS on a Saturday? I'll just walk outside. :users:

Hope that works out for you. Think it's supposed to kill a fourth of the population though so I don't think we're dealing with some amateur quake. I'm not too worried about it since I will be totally raptured.

Did you guys catch that discovery channel show called mega volcano, or some crap like that? About the impending eruption of Yellowstone. Basically when that happens our entire nation is collateral damage and the rest of the world will eat our ash.

Maybe the crazy preacher guy is calling his shot on this? :dunno:
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: jtksu on May 19, 2011, 06:02:05 PM: Hope there's like a 10 minutes heads up before the volcanos and earthquakes kill us all cause I got some stuff I want to do. (As long as I'm going to die and prison is no longer a deterant.)
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 06:23:36 PM: Quote from: jtksu on May 19, 2011, 06:02:05 PM
Hope there's like a 10 minutes heads up before the volcanos and earthquakes kill us all cause I got some stuff I want to do. (As long as I'm going to die and prison is no longer a deterant.)

Would eternity in hell be a deterant or has that ship saled?
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: jtksu on May 19, 2011, 06:27:47 PM: crap. If the Bible is to be believed I'm mumped.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: Gooch on May 19, 2011, 07:22:22 PM: Quote from: slucat on May 19, 2011, 03:15:13 PM
whore myself out to 5 stars for frank??
Really wish more were as EMAW as you
Title: End of the World Starts Tomorrow
Post by: WildcatNkilt on May 20, 2011, 10:41:11 AM: I have a softball tournament. :popcorn:
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: OK_Cat on May 20, 2011, 10:41:56 AM: Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: jtksu on May 19, 2011, 06:02:05 PM
Hope there's like a 10 minutes heads up before the volcanos and earthquakes kill us all cause I got some stuff I want to do. (As long as I'm going to die and prison is no longer a deterant.)

Would eternity in hell be a deterant or has that ship saled?

beastiality is a sin, i think, so he's already screwed the pooch on this one.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: jtksu on May 20, 2011, 10:46:07 AM: It's getting awful edgy in here...
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 20, 2011, 10:56:20 AM: According to the expert (Camping dude) it's supposed to hit at 6PM tomorrow. I'm not sure if that's 6PM central. It would be nice to know.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: steve dave on May 20, 2011, 10:57:52 AM: It'll be pretty great to finally be rid of that douche kirk cameron
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: OK_Cat on May 20, 2011, 10:59:14 AM: i feel pretty bad for boner
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 20, 2011, 11:06:26 AM: Quote from: OK_Cat on May 20, 2011, 10:59:14 AM
i feel pretty bad for boner

Boner has been dead for a few years.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: CNS on May 20, 2011, 11:06:57 AM: Will prob go see the 4th Pirates movie.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: OK_Cat on May 20, 2011, 11:13:51 AM: Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 20, 2011, 11:06:26 AM
Quote from: OK_Cat on May 20, 2011, 10:59:14 AM
i feel pretty bad for boner

Boner has been dead for a few years.

really? (or just a hilarious boner joke?)
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 20, 2011, 11:15:22 AM: Quote from: OK_Cat on May 20, 2011, 11:13:51 AM
Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 20, 2011, 11:06:26 AM
Quote from: OK_Cat on May 20, 2011, 10:59:14 AM
i feel pretty bad for boner

Boner has been dead for a few years.

really? (or just a hilarious boner joke?)

Committed suicide in February 2010.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: jtksu on May 20, 2011, 11:16:02 AM: RIP Boner.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: OK_Cat on May 20, 2011, 11:16:21 AM: Quote from: jtksu on May 20, 2011, 11:16:02 AM
RIP Boner.

totally
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on May 20, 2011, 11:26:43 AM: Quote from: CNS Casey on May 20, 2011, 11:06:57 AM
Will prob go see the 4th Pirates movie.

Heard this morning that it is worse than the rapture.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: CNS on May 20, 2011, 12:00:26 PM: Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on May 20, 2011, 11:26:43 AM
Quote from: CNS Casey on May 20, 2011, 11:06:57 AM
Will prob go see the 4th Pirates movie.

Heard this morning that it is worse than the rapture.

eff. I am fine with the world ending now.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: steve dave on May 20, 2011, 03:22:51 PM: GPC thread brings some common sense to this rapture BS:

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was started? If people knew the Bible, they would understand that Someone will come out of around Europe, and will proclaim a 7 year peace treaty with Israel. This hasn't happened yet, therefore it's not time. If people believe it's time becasue of what happened yesterday, then they obviously have no idea what is written.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 20, 2011, 03:36:06 PM: Anyone got any friends in Austrailia? I mean, it should have started there by now right? So pissed I took vacation next week. Would have appreciated a heads up on this.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 20, 2011, 03:52:11 PM: Quote from: steve dave on May 20, 2011, 03:22:51 PM
GPC thread brings some common sense to this rapture BS:

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Can someone explain to me how the Rapture rumor... Reply

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was started? If people knew the Bible, they would understand that Someone will come out of around Europe, and will proclaim a 7 year peace treaty with Israel. This hasn't happened yet, therefore it's not time. If people believe it's time becasue of what happened yesterday, then they obviously have no idea what is written.

Wait... what the eff happened yesterday?
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
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Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: steve dave on May 20, 2011, 05:27:51 PM: Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 20, 2011, 03:52:11 PM
Quote from: steve dave on May 20, 2011, 03:22:51 PM
GPC thread brings some common sense to this rapture BS:

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Can someone explain to me how the Rapture rumor... Reply

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was started? If people knew the Bible, they would understand that Someone will come out of around Europe, and will proclaim a 7 year peace treaty with Israel. This hasn't happened yet, therefore it's not time. If people believe it's time becasue of what happened yesterday, then they obviously have no idea what is written.

Wait... what the eff happened yesterday?

apparently nothing the bible prophesied
Title: Rapture
Post by: Fuktard on May 21, 2011, 04:42:26 PM: Goodbye all you sinner mother fuckers!
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: Fuktard on May 21, 2011, 05:03:52 PM: Well crap.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: steve dave on May 21, 2011, 05:04:47 PM: no, denied
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: chunkles on May 21, 2011, 08:36:46 PM: where's the goddamn Jesus jet.
Title: Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
Post by: O-town Kat on May 21, 2011, 09:27:42 PM: Jesus saw the jt/gaga snl on tap and said no, RAPTURE DENIED