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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: jtksu on May 16, 2011, 12:16:59 AM
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When working on a DIY project- homophobic rants are absolutely essential, cutting off the power supply is merely optional.
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Torture your kids with the thermostat in order to teach them the value of a dollar
(this one wont stick)
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Stubbornness.
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When you get hit in the head with a board/anything make a loud yell but then just keep working even when blood it dripping on the project.
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When working on a DIY project- homophobic rants are absolutely essential, cutting off the power supply is merely optional.
it all makes so much sense
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Money over bitches
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to be cynical about cats bball, the old man made it through some pretty rough times in the 90's early 2000's while I was growing up.
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Don't speak directly to the help/staff. Have a good head maid/butler/valet who will direct the staff and communicate to them only through him. He will also be the sole means of paying the staff and distributing the holiday gooses, per his discretion.
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Come home from work a few hours late and drunk, tell my bitch of a wife to make me some rough ridin' dinner, throw her around some when she talks back, eat dinner, make sure she gives up that pussy, then pass out. Repeat tomorrow.
:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :driving: :frank: :nono: :comehere: :bitchslap: :bitchslap: :bitchslap: :chainsaw: :cheese: :fatty: :zzz: :repeat:
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When driving long distances you must only stop when absolutely necessary, which means you are almost out of gas. Food and restroom breaks will be scheduled accordingly.
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Come home from work a few hours late and drunk, tell my bitch of a wife to make me some rough ridin' dinner, throw her around some when she talks back, eat dinner, make sure she gives up that pussy, then pass out. Repeat tomorrow.
:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :driving: :frank: :nono: :comehere: :bitchslap: :bitchslap: :bitchslap: :chainsaw: :cheese: :fatty: :zzz: :repeat:
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Come home from work a few hours late and drunk, tell my bitch of a wife to make me some effing dinner, throw her around some when she talks back, eat dinner, make sure she gives up that pussy, then pass out. Repeat tomorrow.
:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :driving: :frank: :nono: :comehere: :bitchslap: :bitchslap: :bitchslap: :chainsaw: :cheese: :fatty: :zzz: :repeat:
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Me first.
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When working on a DIY project- homophobic rants are absolutely essential, cutting off the power supply is merely optional.
it all makes so much sense
:lol:
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When driving long distances you must only stop when absolutely necessary, which means you are almost out of gas. Food and restroom breaks will be scheduled accordingly.
hate this one
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That it isnt a particularly great idea to bang the neighbor ladies while married. :nono:
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It's perfectly normal to bring your elementary school-aged kids to the bar with you.
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That it isnt a particularly great idea to bang the neighbor ladies while married. :nono:
thats probably why you're here today
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Ku fans can be bought for pocket change.
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I feel like (some of) you guys aren't taking this thread seriously. Come on, guys, let's get all sentimental with this thing!
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I feel like (some of) you guys aren't taking this thread seriously. Come on, guys, let's get all sentimental with this thing!
:flush:
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Last time I went over to my dad's house, he got a new riding lawnmower. I asked him how long it took him to mow the yard. He said, "Oh, about 4 beers."
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That it isnt a particularly great idea to bang the neighbor ladies while married. :nono:
thats probably why you're here today
:shakesfist:
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you can get a lot of stuff out of cheating the system
always bet on 17 black
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If someone didn't get hurt, you didn't work hard/fast enough.