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Title: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: fatty fat fat on May 11, 2011, 03:41:52 PM
it's 9th grade science. fatty fat fat, limestone and some random arab are in the class. the random arab was forced to attend fatty's house a couple times, but is a pretty cool kid (smokes, drinks, chases hot 10th grade female, makes random arab accents that all his white friends find hilarious) and thus isn't a big fan of fatty fat fat.

fatty hates limestone. period. (this is 9th grade btw, may not be true today but who cares)

they are doing a lab that will recognize the presence of carbohydrates in a solution.  (classic benedict's test, everyone and their mother did this in HS science)

the lab is to be done in partners. the teacher is having a good day, and allows his students to pick partners.

the random arab picks limestone. fatty has to work alone. he's devastated, and to make matters worse, fails the benedicts test

12 years later, he is finally over the incident.

what 9th grade goEMAW.com story do you have to share?
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: AppleJack on May 11, 2011, 03:57:21 PM
Great story. When I was in 9th grade Biology class, we were tasked with dissecting a frog. While I was reading the notes how to make the incisions, etc, my partner took the scalpel and sawed the frogs head off. He got kicked out of the class for that and I got kicked out of the class for laughing so hard.  :cheers:
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: kitten_mittons on May 11, 2011, 04:04:54 PM
Great story. When I was in 9th grade Biology class, we were tasked with dissecting a frog. While I was reading the notes how to make the incisions, etc, my partner took the scalpel and sawed the frogs head off. He got kicked out of the class for that and I got kicked out of the class for laughing so hard.  Then I went home and created my account on goEMAW.com :cheers:

Edited to make the story relevant.
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: sys on May 11, 2011, 04:17:46 PM
it's 9th grade science. fatty fat fat, limestone and some random arab are in the class. the random arab was forced to attend fatty's house a couple times, but is a pretty cool kid (smokes, drinks, chases hot 10th grade female, makes random arab accents that all his white friends find hilarious) and thus isn't a big fan of fatty fat fat.

fatty hates limestone. period. (this is 9th grade btw, may not be true today but who cares)

they are doing a lab that will recognize the presence of carbohydrates in a solution.  (classic benedict's test, everyone and their mother did this in HS science)

the lab is to be done in partners. the teacher is having a good day, and allows his students to pick partners.

the random arab picks limestone. fatty has to work alone. he's devastated, and to make matters worse, fails the benedicts test

12 years later, he is finally over the incident.

what 9th grade goEMAW.com story do you have to share?

 :dubious:
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: hemmy on May 11, 2011, 04:42:22 PM
sys = random arab?
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 11, 2011, 05:07:17 PM
You forgot the part where Limestone got screwed out of an A....B+ can KMA
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: 0.42 on May 11, 2011, 06:17:36 PM
i was pretty elite at nothing in the 9th grade

unless you count not getting laid, in which case i was the state champ
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: ChiComCat on May 11, 2011, 06:48:47 PM
In 9th grade I went to school with that Nebraska Hurdler that posted on here for a week for some strange reason (or maybe it was ksufans).  He quit posting quickly after being recognized.  I can't think of any interesting particulars about our 9th grade interactions tho.
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: Scary Smart on May 11, 2011, 07:18:55 PM
When I was in 9th grade, OregonHawk was in 11th grade at my high school. That's about all I've got.
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 11, 2011, 07:21:30 PM
In ninth grade, Scary Smart and I went undefeated in football.
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: wetwillie on May 11, 2011, 07:46:23 PM
I shared a class in 9th grade with someone who posted in this thread
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: Scary Smart on May 11, 2011, 07:55:22 PM
In ninth grade, Scary Smart and I went undefeated in football.

 :lynchmob:
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: pissclams on May 11, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
In ninth grade, Scary Smart and I went undefeated in football.

that is so rough ridin' racist
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 12, 2011, 10:49:16 AM
When I was in 9th grade, OregonHawk was in 11th grade at my high school. That's about all I've got.

He was an insanely good baller and captain of the varsity hoops team, right?
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: OK_Cat on May 12, 2011, 12:30:14 PM
i had a class with chingon in the 9th grade.   :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: ChiComCat on May 12, 2011, 01:39:16 PM
When I was in 9th grade, OregonHawk was in 11th grade at my high school. That's about all I've got.

He was an insanely good baller and captain of the varsity hoops team, right?

He prob barely saw him with all the AAU ball OHawk was busy playing
Title: Re: 9th grade science + goEMAW.com
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 12, 2011, 01:58:43 PM
When I was in 9th grade, OregonHawk was in 11th grade at my high school. That's about all I've got.

He was an insanely good baller and captain of the varsity hoops team, right?

He prob barely saw him with all the AAU ball OHawk was busy playing

tourneys in dallas, all over and stuff.