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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: _33 on May 09, 2011, 02:48:59 PM
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I can't eat them good. :frown:
Can't put a handful into my mouth and spit out only shells. Generally I accidentally spit out the seed and eat the shell or just end up with a giant mass of seed and shell crunched/smooshed up in my mouth which I hack up like a cat does a hairball. Also sometimes put a bunch in my mouth, suck the salt off, and then spit them out machine gun style.
Any good seed eaters care to share the secret? I want to look cool this summer, and nothing looks cooler than sitting casually, talking with friends and spitting sunflower seed shells onto the ground one at a time.
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Can't help with the spittin' advice, I think it's just something you're born with. But you should definitely try the bbq version, they're awesome.
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Anybody ever seen somebody eating sunflower seeds one at a time and like cracking the seed with their teeth while still holding onto it with their fingers and then opening it up and taking the seed out with their hands and eating it and then toss the shell on the ground? :lol: You have to really like sunflower seeds to do this.
This is how I eat them by the way.
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sunflower seeds? prob should just rename them Hayseed Seeds b/c that's the only people that I see eating them.
hey catdude_33, are you planning on starting a corn nut thread next? :lol:
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eff, totally forgot about corn nuts. Those things are awesome!
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hey catdude_33, are you planning on starting a corn nut thread next? :lol:
No, my next thread was going to be about croutons. But maybe the one after that.
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hey catdude_33, are you planning on starting a corn nut thread next? :lol:
No, my next thread was going to be about croutons. Maybe the one after that.
hmm, you should start a thread about croutons, because you remind me of a crouton.
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get the seed sideways, along the side of your mouth. bite down, seed should open a bit. Open the rest with your tongue. Enjoy seed. Spit out shell all over clams polo.
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always wondered how sunflower seed types had enough room in their mouth for sunflower seeds AND dip, because, ya know, the only people that eat sunflower seeds are also disgusting loser rednecks who dip.
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just use that horse's mouth of yours and chew them up like cud. swallow with vigor. i often refer to sunflower seeds as the redneck truffle.
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one or two at a time and I'm fine, but if i get a whole handful like the pros it all goes to hell.
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i didn't even know people could do this (open, eat and spit shells in mouth w one cheek stuffed full of reserve seeds)! goddamn, that's impressive.
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i didn't even know people could do this (open, eat and spit shells in mouth w one cheek stuffed full of reserve seeds)! goddamn, that's impressive.
Yeah, to me it's more impressive than juggling. And I find juggling very impressive.
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I put about 25 in my left cheek, navigate one seed at a time over to the right side of my cheek. Open the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell. Then begin the process all over.
I didn't think I could do it at first, but just went all out and tried it. It's a lot easier than you think.
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Approximately 57% of what a child gets out of Jr High track or baseball is how to eat seeds.
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I put about 25 in my left cheek, navigate one seed at a time over to the right side of my cheek. Open the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell. Then begin the process all over.
I didn't think I could do it at first, but just went all out and tried it. It's a lot easier than you think.
Seems like the reserve seeds would get soggy waiting for their turn. Do you just do it so fast that they don't have time to get soggy? 25, wow.
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I just eat sunflower seeds one at a time because I don't like having soggy, salty seeds pressed against my teeth for 15-20 minutes.
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you know what sunflower seeds are?
gross, that's what.
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I put about 25 in my left cheek, navigate one seed at a time over to the right side of my cheek. Open the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell. Then begin the process all over.
I didn't think I could do it at first, but just went all out and tried it. It's a lot easier than you think.
Seems like the reserve seeds would get soggy waiting for their turn. Do you just do it so fast that they don't have time to get soggy? 25, wow.
25 is a good number. I used to stuff as many as I could in there, but limit it to 25 for that reason.
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Do you actually count them out or just "wing it"?
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I put about 25 in my left cheek, navigate one seed at a time over to the right side of my cheek. Open the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell. Then begin the process all over.
I didn't think I could do it at first, but just went all out and tried it. It's a lot easier than you think.
Seems like the reserve seeds would get soggy waiting for their turn. Do you just do it so fast that they don't have time to get soggy? 25, wow.
25 is a good number. I used to stuff as many as I could in there, but limit it to 25 for that reason.
I use the same method. If room runs out for the seed (either shelled or unshelled) on either side of my mouth, I transfer the surplus into the top, front portion of my mouth.
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Do you actually count them out or just "wing it"?
Totally estimating.
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Too salty. Prefer Big League Chew.
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how good a sunflower seed eater is at eating sunflower seeds rises directly proportional to the thickness of said seed eater's goatee.
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how good a sunflower seed eater is at eating sunflower seeds rises directly proportional to the thickness of said seed eater's goatee.
pissclams, more like fullofshitclams.
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I put about 25 in my left cheek, navigate one seed at a time over to the right side of my cheek. Open the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell. Then begin the process all over.
I use the same method. If room runs out for the seed (either shelled or unshelled) on either side of my mouth, I transfer the surplus into the top, front portion of my mouth.
This is what I do as well. Probably closer to about 15, though.
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Tried to pick up some bbq seeds from Dillons this evening but all they had were reg and ranch. eff Dillons, guess I'll see if QT has em.
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These are pretty tasty also but the BBQ is the best.
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love seeds, David is the King.
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I still like Ranch the best. yeah, i know.
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Call me old-fashioned but I just like good old-fashioned seeds.
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Approximately 57% of what a child gets out of Jr High track or baseball is how to eat seeds.
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Does anyone else start with say a mouthful of around 25 seeds. The do this process?
1. De-seed kernal from shell
2. Spit out shell
3. Move kernal to holding area on opposite side of mouth.
4. Repeat until all seeds are de-seeded and you are left with a mouthful of kernals
5. chomp kernals
6. swallow chomped kernals
Edited: Thanks to clams for the catch.
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Does anyone else start with say a mouthful of around 25 seeds. The do this process?
1. De-seed kernal from shell
2. Spit out kernal
3. Move kernal to holding area on opposite side of mouth.
4. Repeat until all seeds are de-seeded and you are left with a mouthful of kernals
5. chomp kernals
6. swallow chomped kernals
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Does anyone else start with say a mouthful of around 25 seeds. The do this process?
1. De-seed kernal from shell
2. Spit out kernal
3. Move kernal to holding area on opposite side of mouth.
4. Repeat until all seeds are de-seeded and you are left with a mouthful of kernals
5. chomp kernals
6. swallow chomped kernals
if i could do that process, i'd be on a beach in bora bora or somewhere, not wasting my talent in kansas.
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can't do #3 if you've already done #2.
damn what is going on today on this board? Operation Clownface Supreme?
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can't do #3 if you've already done #2.
damn what is going on today on this board? Operation Clownface Supreme?
I see pissclams needs reeled in again by senior management. This will be your 3rd citation in 2 months. great job.
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woah folks, sorry to derail Operation Clownface Supreme- didn't mean to screw with the natural order around this place...:lol:
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woah folks, sorry to derail Operation Clownface Supreme- didn't mean to screw with the natural order around this place...:lol:
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can't do #3 if you've already done #2.
damn what is going on today on this board? Operation Clownface Supreme?
Thank you my sweet. Error has been corrected.
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no problem, OCS
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I put about 25 in my left cheek, navigate one seed at a time over to the right side of my cheek. Open the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell. Then begin the process all over.
I use the same method. If room runs out for the seed (either shelled or unshelled) on either side of my mouth, I transfer the surplus into the top, front portion of my mouth.
This is what I do as well. Probably closer to about 15, though.
15 or so for me too. I sometimes spit out one at a time and sometimes store used shells in other cheek until time is appropriate to spit out. also, what about just eating the whole thing, shells and all? dont eat seeds a lot though. maybe five times a year.
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this whole board is filled with squirrels and chipmunks, who would have known?
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Don't eat the shells guys, that crap gets stuck in your large intestine.
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sounds like pissclams is still butthurt that his mom wouldn't let him play baseball.
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I love to eat seeds when I'm on a long road trip. helps me stay awake, the down side is the spit cup full of seeds and then you accidently spill them in the car. But yeah 15-20 seeds, Right cheek and left side teeth, crack, spit, chew, swallow, repeat.