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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: 06wildcat on May 05, 2011, 12:51:34 PM
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What's the most annoying thing that wakes you up.
For me it's got to be sleep shits. Seems to hit between 3-5 a.m. and they can't be held back very long. Seems like it takes forever to get back to sleep after this occurs. Actually annoying that it interrupts my sleep and I can't enjoy a good crap because I'm so pissed about being up.
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cat tipping crap off of my side table (this happens every goddamn morning)
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Cops
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ghosts/monsters
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dogs throwing up
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TV left on. But watching TV is the only way I can get to sleep :(
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Wife kicking me :frown:
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Our 12 year old shihtzu's dog tag hitting her collar because she's licking itself. Or walking around because she's getting ready to take a crap. :chainsaw:
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I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.
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tie b/w drunk girls, leaf blowers, people throwing crap into recycling bins
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motorcycles
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sd: sound like what it would probably sound like if a guy was breaking into my house via a basement window but was trying to be sneaky about it
mrs dave: the sound of a softball bat being drawn quietly out from under the bed / softball bat being put back under the bed 5 minutes later
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sd: sound like what it would probably sound like if a guy was breaking into my house via a basement window but was trying to be sneaky about it
mrs dave: the sound of a softball bat being drawn quietly out from under the bed / softball bat being put back under the bed 5 minutes later
Is it a Lisa Fernandez model?
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sd: sound like what it would probably sound like if a guy was breaking into my house via a basement window but was trying to be sneaky about it
mrs dave: the sound of a softball bat being drawn quietly out from under the bed / softball bat being put back under the bed 5 minutes later
Is it a Lisa Fernandez model?
maybe. it's blue. says WORTH on the side of it iirc. its name is Robber Bonker 9000.
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hmmmm disappointing :blank:
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I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.
This is absolutely terrible. Do you even attempt to go back to sleep at that point?
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TV left on. But watching TV is the only way I can get to sleep :(
sleep timer aj.... sleep timer.
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I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.
Love when this happens. It's like, "crap I gotta get up!" and then "no I don't! I get to sleep longer!" Then you sleep longer.
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Sleep craps? wtf, do you have crohn's disease or something? I usually wake up hot because I've drank too much. Booze.. :shakesfist: (ftp://:shakesfist:)
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I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.
Love when this happens. It's like, "crap I gotta get up!" and then "no I don't! I get to sleep longer!" Then you sleep longer.
Except when your brain kicks in from the fake panic and it won't stop. Trying to force 45min of sleep is horrible.
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I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.
Love when this happens. It's like, "crap I gotta get up!" and then "no I don't! I get to sleep longer!" Then you sleep longer.
Except when your brain kicks in from the fake panic and it won't stop. Trying to force 45min of sleep is horrible.
Sounds awful.
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I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.
Love when this happens. It's like, "crap I gotta get up!" and then "no I don't! I get to sleep longer!" Then you sleep longer.
Except when your brain kicks in from the fake panic and it won't stop. Trying to force 45min of sleep is horrible.
This is what happens to me. Usually end up making a big breakfast when this happens though, so it does have a small silver lining.
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having to piss, moreso than having to crap.
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A couple months ago I had to poop so bad, that in my dream I could feel myself having to poop. So, I woke up and pooped. Then, after I pooped i couldn't go back to sleep like you said. It's awful
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tv, if i fell asleep with it on.
drunken neighbors, if i left window open.
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TV left on. But watching TV is the only way I can get to sleep :(
tv, if i fell asleep with it on.
Sleep button....you idiots.
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don't watch tv in bed you dirtbags
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If I drink a lot I will wake up at 3:00 AM and be really really thirsty b/c I won't breathe out of my nose when drunk sleeping.
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TV left on. But watching TV is the only way I can get to sleep :(
tv, if i fell asleep with it on.
Sleep button....you idiots.
if i had my way, the sleep button would not exist.
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I don't believe you on the sleep shits. Not sure I've had to crap at night since I was 2 or so. Then I just let loose in the diapers, rolled over, and went back to sleep.
Yeah, those were the days.
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If I drink a lot I will wake up at 3:00 AM and be really really thirsty b/c I won't breathe out of my nose when drunk sleeping.
This. Nothing is worse than this.
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I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.
This is absolutely terrible. Do you even attempt to go back to sleep at that point?
Sometimes, most of the time I just sit there pissed off, then go take my shower.
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dogs throwing up
THE. WORST.
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dogs throwing up
THE. WORST.
actually a kid throwing up or peeing the bed is worse, because you have to replace sheets/pajamas and possibly give a bath in addition to whatever cleaning you would have to do for your stupid dog.
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dogs throwing up
THE. WORST.
actually a kid throwing up or peeing the bed is worse, because you have to replace sheets/pajamas and possibly give a bath in addition to whatever cleaning you would have to do for your stupid dog.
Yeah, that sounds awful. All you have to do with the dog is don't feed it the next day and it will just end up eating the puke anyways.
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dogs throwing up
THE. WORST.
actually a kid throwing up or peeing the bed is worse, because you have to replace sheets/pajamas and possibly give a bath in addition to whatever cleaning you would have to do for your stupid dog.
was just about to type this.
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Scary dream. :ohno:
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Whatever random hot chick that happens to be in my bed, trying to get me to eff her again.
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dogs throwing up
THE. WORST.
actually a kid throwing up or peeing the bed is worse, because you have to replace sheets/pajamas and possibly give a bath in addition to whatever cleaning you would have to do for your stupid dog.
Yeah, that sounds awful. All you have to do with the dog is don't feed it the next day and it will just end up eating the puke anyways.
lmao dogs are rough ridin' morons
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Hail.
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Hail.
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Hail.
You guys sounds like pussies, I had a tree fall through my roof and into my room, about 8 feet from my bed. Woke up when my alarm went off.
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Hail.
You guys sounds like pussies, I had a tree fall through my roof and into my room, about 8 feet from my bed. Woke up when my alarm went off.
not all of us chase ambien with scotch
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Hail.
You guys sounds like pussies, I had a tree fall through my roof and into my room, about 8 feet from my bed. Woke up when my alarm went off.
not all of us chase ambien with scotch
Oh.
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Hail.
You guys sounds like pussies, I had a tree fall through my roof and into my room, about 8 feet from my bed. Woke up when my alarm went off.
what's your address? If you wake up to find half your crap missing...it wasn't me.