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Title: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 03, 2011, 09:33:50 PM
Had a good one today. Feel free to add your own Laffy Taffy knee slappers.

How does a mule get through the locked barn door?

Give up???



He uses a Don-Key!!!!

Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 03, 2011, 09:36:58 PM
Why didn't the skeleton ask the girl to dance?

He didn't have the guts!
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 03, 2011, 09:40:42 PM
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on May 03, 2011, 09:36:58 PM
Why didn't the skeleton ask the girl to dance?

He didn't have the guts!
:pbj:
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 04, 2011, 09:50:06 AM
What is a fish's favorite country?

Give up????

Finland
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Brock Landers on May 04, 2011, 02:50:12 PM
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!!

 :lol:
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: _33 on May 04, 2011, 03:15:24 PM
What's big, green and breathes fire? A dragon.
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 04, 2011, 03:55:35 PM
What's an owls favorite subject?


Give up???


Owlgebra!!!!!

Man these guys are good.  :pbj:
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 04, 2011, 04:18:02 PM
What painter is half cow and half horse?


Moo-neigh!    :lol:
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: CHONGS on May 04, 2011, 04:21:24 PM
what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?


Eleph-ino!

Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 04, 2011, 05:10:46 PM
Why doesn't a chicken coop have 4 doors???









Cuz then it would be a chicken sedan!   :lol:
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: wetwillie on May 04, 2011, 06:02:24 PM
what do you call a cracked up window?








a pain in the glass!
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 04, 2011, 06:09:13 PM
Should have made it punnier by spelling it pane imo.
 :users:
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: scoops callahan on May 04, 2011, 06:53:29 PM
these jokes are soooo good.. hahahaha  :lol:
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: scoops callahan on May 04, 2011, 06:57:43 PM
i have a good one.. you guys will definitely enjoy!

Whats red and smells like blue paint?


RED PAINT!  :lol:
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: CHONGS on May 04, 2011, 08:54:20 PM
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

 |Elephant| | rhinoceros| sin (theta)
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: CHONGS on May 04, 2011, 10:33:53 PM
What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?

-|Elephant| |rhinoceros| sin (theta)

:lol:
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 05, 2011, 07:35:18 AM
Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 04, 2011, 05:10:46 PM
Why doesn't a chicken coop have 4 doors???









Cuz then it would be a chicken sedan!   :lol:

 :driving:
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 05, 2011, 03:19:22 PM
love this thread
how do you know when its raining cats and dogs?

Because I just stepped in a poodle.
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: CHONGS on May 05, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a mountain climber?

Nothing!  You can't cross a vector with a scalar!  :lol:
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 06, 2011, 09:57:45 AM
Quote from: Chingon on May 05, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a mountain climber?

Nothing!  You can't cross a vector with a scalar!  :lol:
  I really doubt that was in a laffy Taffy.  But  :lol: none the less.
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 06, 2011, 12:18:26 PM
Why is the baker so mean?



Because he beats the bread!!!!!
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 07, 2011, 12:11:42 PM
It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Deez Nutz on June 07, 2011, 02:33:44 PM
Why didn't the moon finish it's dinner?





Because it was full.
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: CHONGS on July 19, 2011, 11:00:22 AM
What did the doctor say to the man who complained that his arm hurt when he moved it?

Sorry you have bone cancer.
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on July 19, 2011, 11:58:19 AM
Quote from: Chingon on July 19, 2011, 11:00:22 AM
What did the doctor say to the man who complained that his arm hurt when he moved it?

Sorry you have bone cancer.
:frown: 

I am starting to think that some of these "jokes" aren't coming from the wrappers of delicious laffy taffy.  In case everyone forgot, this is The Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread and by saying it is official means it is official. 
Title: Re: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on July 19, 2011, 12:44:53 PM
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Philly?
Philly who?
Philly Cheesesteak.