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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: _33 on April 28, 2011, 08:25:30 AM
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changed the number of pages to print on a document to just one page but when you went to the printer to pick it up there were like 200 pages printed because while you did remember to put the page in that you wanted to print you forgot to check the little bubble next to it and instead left the "All" bubble checked? :surprised:
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changed the number of pages to print on a document to just one page but when you went to the printer to pick it up there were like 200 pages printed because while you did remember to put the page in that you wanted to print you forgot to check the little bubble next to it and instead left the "All" bubble checked? :surprised:
Whenever I type the number in the box, the bubble just automatically switches over. :dunno:
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What is this, 1994? Why would you ever need to print anything? :lol:
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Someone at my office once printed about 150 pages on how to beat Castlevania on Xbox, those pages were never claimed.
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Someone at my office once printed about 150 pages on how to beat Castlevania on Xbox, those pages were never claimed.
LOL
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Someone at my office once printed about 150 pages on how to beat Castlevania on Xbox, those pages were never claimed.
That is awesome. Thank you for sharing, AppleJack.
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DON'T GET ME STARTED.
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Long time ago, was linked to an article on ESPN on something I was interested in(don't remember what). Decided to print it off so I could read it later. Printed it. Took like 30 pages. Was my first intro to the Forde Yard Dash. Didn't realize the full scope of the Dash.
Went to get it and boss was leaning over the printer, running late for a meeting and waiting for some report he needed for the meeting. Was fuming and asked very loudly, "Who the eff decided to print out the Forde Yard Dash?" Bunch of laughs, but no one claimed it.
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a lot of times dumbasses bring crap to me and say, "did you print this?" and I say, "no, bring it back to the printer" and they say, "it is for one of your accounts..." and I say, "we have, like, 250 people working in support staff and they print crap all the time for every rough ridin' account. bring it back. they are probably looking for it right now" and they say "I don't know who printed it, it's your account" and I say " :dubious: " you know? you midwestern office people know? wow.
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What sucks is when I'm plotting giant sheets and forget to click "reverse pages". Then I have to manually reverse pages. Ughhh.
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a lot of times dumbasses bring crap to me and say, "did you print this?" and I say, "no, bring it back to the printer" and they say, "it is for one of your accounts..." and I say, "we have, like, 250 people working in support staff and they print crap all the time for every rough ridin' account. bring it back. they are probably looking for it right now" and they say "I don't know who printed it, it's your account" and I say " :dubious: " you know? you midwestern office people know? wow.
I would look into getting the fired, that is unacceptable.
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What sucks is when I'm plotting giant sheets and forget to click "reverse pages". Then I have to manually reverse pages. Ughhh.
iknowrite
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What about paper jams? :angry:
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What about paper jams? :angry:
change printers, print again. if you try to fix it you will eff it up worse and get toner on your hands. just let it go.
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What about paper jams? :angry:
change printers, print again. if you try to fix it you will eff it up worse and get toner on your hands. just let it go.
Good advice. Never, ever fix a paper jam with people watching. You will become the office paper jam fixer and you will have toner on your hands for the rest of your life.
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What about paper jams? :angry:
change printers, print again. if you try to fix it you will eff it up worse and get toner on your hands. just let it go.
Good advice. Never, ever fix a paper jam with people watching. You will become the office paper jam fixer and you will have toner on your hands for the rest of your life.
Would tell one of my secretaries to address the jam and print my crap out for me.
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love playing have you ever with my gal pals.
I'll ask you first _33 have you ever scanned a copy of your buttcheeks or is that just something they do in the movies lol
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What about paper jams? :angry:
change printers, print again. if you try to fix it you will eff it up worse and get toner on your hands. just let it go.
Good advice. Never, ever fix a paper jam with people watching. You will become the office paper jam fixer and you will have toner on your hands for the rest of your life.
Would tell one of my secretaries to address the jam and print my crap out for me.
should have thought of that with your forde yard dash dumbass
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What about paper jams? :angry:
change printers, print again. if you try to fix it you will eff it up worse and get toner on your hands. just let it go.
Good advice. Never, ever fix a paper jam with people watching. You will become the office paper jam fixer and you will have toner on your hands for the rest of your life.
Would tell one of my secretaries to address the jam and print my crap out for me.
should have thought of that with your forde yard dash dumbass
Was young. Learned a lot that day.
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ADVICE: If you're making copies and it runs out of paper with 5 or less copies left just leave it. It's not worth it.
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A few years ago, I was bored at Hale Library and decided to alter a Ron Prince photo in MS Paint. I included myself in the photo, laughed at my own creation and then decided to print it out.
Before making my way to the print station, I browsed online for a few minutes. In retrospect, that was a bad move. I foolishly named the print job "Ron Prince is Satan" and it was no longer in the queue by the time I arrived. I'm guessing someone figured it'd be worth the 10 cents to see what it was.
I felt pretty dumb about that. :frown:
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how about if you print some stuff, but it goes to a different printer than the one you intended? you're standing at the printer tapping your toes, wondering what the hell is going on, then some jackwagon from down the hall brings you your papers and you look foolish.
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how about if you print some stuff, but it goes to a different printer than the one you intended? you're standing at the printer tapping your toes, wondering what the hell is going on, then some jackwagon from down the hall brings you your papers and you look foolish.
never happened.
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I have a printer/copier/scanner outside my cube that people constantly print crap too. It can collate/staple/bind/do whatever. Scans to email too.
Sometimes people will bring me a printed copy of something, I get up, scan it to my email, and throw it away in front of them without reading. It makes me look like an bad person and makes them look like an idiot.
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Sometimes people will bring me a printed copy of something, I get up, scan it to my email, and throw it away in front of them without reading. It makes me look like an bad person and makes them look like an idiot.
brutal
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WTF does "PC load letter" mean!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?
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Got a new all in one recently and on April Fools day someone made a sign that, the printer is now blue-tooth voice activated and you can tell it what you want it to do.
ladies in the front got a big kick out of it.
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I have a printer/copier/scanner outside my cube that people constantly print crap too. It can collate/staple/bind/do whatever. Scans to email too.
Sometimes people will bring me a printed copy of something, I get up, scan it to my email, and throw it away in front of them without reading. It makes me look like an bad person and makes them look like an idiot.
Saul, sometimes it's nice to have a hard copy. That's what she said.
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some people at my office hate strong coffee and some like strong coffee and, oh man, does it boil over at the coffee machine. obv. we get those pre-packaged filters with the coffee built in. do you use two or one? what if you like it made with only one filter and someone uses two!? what about the other way!? oh my. lots of printed out signs about the proper amount to use posted above the machine. sometimes a sign will get graffiti'd (tagged, as the lingo goes) mocking the person who made the sign. someone's getting stabbed before this thing comes to an end.
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WTF does "PC load letter" mean!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?
Load Letter (8 1/2 x 11) in to the printer.
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some people at my office hate strong coffee and some like strong coffee and, oh man, does it boil over at the coffee machine. obv. we get those pre-packaged filters with the coffee built in. do you use two or one? what if you like it made with only one filter and someone uses two!? what about the other way!? oh my. lots of printed out signs about the proper amount to use posted above the machine. sometimes a sign will get graffiti'd (tagged, as the lingo goes) mocking the person who made the sign. someone's getting stabbed before this thing comes to an end.
Our coffee situation is completely awful. The guy in charge of the "coffee club" makes the coffee because he gets here first. We have a Hamilton Beach percolator, like, restaurant size or whatever.
He re-uses the same filter and coffee grounds for 5 days. Changes it on monday morning. Sometimes he will add fresh coffee on top of the used grounds.
:flush:
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I have a printer/copier/scanner outside my cube that people constantly print crap too. It can collate/staple/bind/do whatever. Scans to email too.
Sometimes people will bring me a printed copy of something, I get up, scan it to my email, and throw it away in front of them without reading. It makes me look like an bad person and makes them look like an idiot.
Saul, sometimes it's nice to have a hard copy. That's what she said.
I'll ask them to please shred the hard copy because it contains confidential information. "Oh, really?" "Yep. HIPAA and all that".
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how about if you print some stuff, but it goes to a different printer than the one you intended? you're standing at the printer tapping your toes, wondering what the hell is going on, then some jackwagon from down the hall brings you your papers and you look foolish.
never happened.
:curse:
computer was set to print to the printer that i always use. some jackwagon IT schmo changed it to a different printer and i didn't know about it.
really grinds my gears, ya know?
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What is this, 1994? Why would you ever need to print anything? :lol:
Maybe they were printing it so they could fax it :lol: :lol:
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I have a printer/copier/scanner outside my cube that people constantly print crap too. It can collate/staple/bind/do whatever. Scans to email too.
Sometimes people will bring me a printed copy of something, I get up, scan it to my email, and throw it away in front of them without reading. It makes me look like an bad person and makes them look like an idiot.
Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.
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I don't bother with printing and stuff, I have people that do that stuff for me. Buncha poor ass rubes in this thread. And one Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) from Muskogee.
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I have a printer/copier/scanner outside my cube that people constantly print crap too. It can collate/staple/bind/do whatever. Scans to email too.
Sometimes people will bring me a printed copy of something, I get up, scan it to my email, and throw it away in front of them without reading. It makes me look like an bad person and makes them look like an idiot.
Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.
YES!!
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I don't bother with printing and stuff, I have people that do that stuff for me. Buncha poor ass rubes in this thread. And one Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) from Muskogee.
How much do you think one of these costs: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ipfstore.co.uk%2Fekmps%2Fshops%2Fproprintsolutio%2Fresources%2Fimage%2Fcanon%2520ipf750%2520plotter.jpg&hash=439b625c080b03a1090a3097b0188d04aa4861b6)
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how about if you print some stuff, but it goes to a different printer than the one you intended? you're standing at the printer tapping your toes, wondering what the hell is going on, then some jackwagon from down the hall brings you your papers and you look foolish.
never happened.
:curse:
computer was set to print to the printer that i always use. some jackwagon IT schmo changed it to a different printer and i didn't know about it.
really grinds my gears, ya know?
How many wedding photographers are in your office? Seems weird.
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how about if you print some stuff, but it goes to a different printer than the one you intended? you're standing at the printer tapping your toes, wondering what the hell is going on, then some jackwagon from down the hall brings you your papers and you look foolish.
never happened.
:curse:
computer was set to print to the printer that i always use. some jackwagon IT schmo changed it to a different printer and i didn't know about it.
really grinds my gears, ya know?
How many wedding photographers are in your office? Seems weird.
man oh man, you really zinged me. :frown:
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Is there another "career" that requires less talent than a picture taker? Every person I have ever met as the ability to snap a picture.
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Is there another "career" that requires less talent than a picture taker? Every person I have ever met as the ability to snap a picture.
jfc, is this thread the roast of ok_cat, or what? :frown:
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Is there another "career" that requires less talent than a picture taker? Every person I have ever met as the ability to snap a picture.
jfc, is this thread the roast of ok_cat, or what? :frown:
I was going to make fun of you for not paying attention to what printer you printed to, but i decided against it after roastmaster jtksu started in.
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Is there another "career" that requires less talent than a picture taker? Every person I have ever met as the ability to snap a picture.
jfc, is this thread the roast of ok_cat, or what? :frown:
I was going to make fun of you for not paying attention to what printer you printed to, but i decided against it after roastmaster jtksu started in.
can't wait until lisa lampanelli talks about black dicks
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I kinda wonder what jt's occupation is. Can't be much more than paper boy. That is letting someone else print your stuff for you. Not to mention, jealous of the photographers.
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Is there another "career" that requires less talent than a picture taker? Every person I have ever met as the ability to snap a picture.
jfc, is this thread the roast of ok_cat, or what? :frown:
I was going to make fun of you for not paying attention to what printer you printed to, but i decided against it after roastmaster jtksu started in.
can't wait until lisa lampanelli talks about black dicks
love her.
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I have a printer/copier/scanner outside my cube that people constantly print crap too. It can collate/staple/bind/do whatever. Scans to email too.
Savin? Love my Savin at the office.