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Title: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on April 25, 2011, 09:39:22 AM
I am already starting to get them for saturday.


KSU CAT FOOTBALL!  :)
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: CNS on April 25, 2011, 09:45:57 AM
I am already starting to get them for saturday.


KSU CAT FOOTBALL!  :)

Aren't we playing ourselves? 
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: fatty fat fat on April 25, 2011, 09:51:57 AM
I am already starting to get them for saturday.


KSU CAT FOOTBALL!  :)

Wouldn't say nervous, more like absurd confident. (check pm for my sources indulging winters)
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 25, 2011, 09:53:40 AM
But what if the white team wins? :ohno:
Title: Re: Nervous cacs
Post by: stobblebobby on April 25, 2011, 10:00:41 AM
But what if the white team wins? :ohno:
:opcat:
Title: Re: Nervous cacs
Post by: CNS on April 25, 2011, 10:01:55 AM
But what if the white team wins? :ohno:
:opcat:


At least we know how they are picking the teams this year...
Title: Re: Nervous cacs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 25, 2011, 10:03:02 AM
But what if the white team wins? :ohno:
:opcat:


At least we know how they are picking the teams this year...

We would have record spring game attendance if they actually did that.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: 'taterblast on April 25, 2011, 10:14:37 AM
cautiously optimistic
 :peek:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: DQ12 on April 25, 2011, 11:25:44 AM
Nervous shits, for me, don't come until after games.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: PowercatPat on April 25, 2011, 12:41:48 PM
If you're getting nervous shits for the spring game, I can't even imagine what you are like during the regular season.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: DQ12 on April 25, 2011, 12:47:52 PM
Scratch my previous posts.  I don't get nervous shits after games, only nervous farts.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: fatty fat fat on April 25, 2011, 04:33:02 PM
sometimes when i am nervous at games and try to scream "aaaahhhhh" when we r on defense i blackout.

Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: HeinBallz on April 25, 2011, 06:19:28 PM
sometimes when i am nervous at games and try to scream "aaaahhhhh" when we r on defense i blackout.


Also have done this before; very elite.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 25, 2011, 08:05:30 PM
you 2 should try hyperventilating before yelling, so that your lungs can hold more air.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: SwiftCat on April 25, 2011, 11:25:00 PM
sometimes when i am nervous at games and try to scream "aaaahhhhh" when we r on defense i blackout.


Also have done this before; very elite.

Haven't blacked out, but I went dark for about 5 seconds and then came out of it. I recommend to everyone.
Title: Re: Nervous cacs
Post by: DoDRepeat on April 26, 2011, 01:00:38 AM
sometimes when i am nervous at games and try to scream "aaaahhhhh" when we r on defense i blackout.



Never blacked out but felt awfully close before.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: HeinBallz on April 26, 2011, 08:17:53 PM
actually hit the bleachers two years ago; wife was very WTF???   Got mad at me when I got back up and started screaming again for the next set of downs.    :gocho:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on April 27, 2011, 09:14:18 AM
If you're getting nervous shits for the spring game, I can't even imagine what you are like during the regular season.
It gets ugly.
Title: Re: Nervous cacs
Post by: Pett on April 28, 2011, 02:35:20 PM
I am already starting to get them for saturday.


KSU CAT FOOTBALL!  :)

Wouldn't say nervous, more like absurd confident. (check pm for my sources indulging winters)

How do absurd confident cacs work? :dunno:
Title: Re: Nervous cacs
Post by: Kat Kid on April 28, 2011, 03:22:06 PM
I am already starting to get them for saturday.


KSU CAT FOOTBALL!  :)

Wouldn't say nervous, more like absurd confident. (check pm for my sources indulging winters)

Fiborous and quick.

How do absurd confident cacs work? :dunno:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Gooch on April 29, 2011, 05:00:23 PM
Had the shits today but don't think it is due to nerves. More likely culprit was the shitty steak from Wiskey Creek  or to many horse cocks of PBR last night.

Horse male genitals of PBR  -----------> (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi585.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fss291%2Fmvannatta%2FIMAG0120.jpg&hash=c15e3de05509315fb794f7a3ee1ab52c825b8f18)
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: TheHamburglar on January 04, 2012, 03:07:42 PM
Started for Friday
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 04, 2012, 03:23:30 PM
Excellent bump. Guessing kats65 has already raided her medicine cabinet and is doing Immodium shotguns.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: bigwillie20 on January 04, 2012, 03:28:44 PM
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Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on January 05, 2012, 08:31:41 PM
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Primary symptom of Cotton Bowl Fever
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 11, 2012, 12:30:05 PM
May be a nervous shits record.  I'm a bundle of nerves already.  :flush:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: steve dave on October 11, 2012, 01:22:54 PM
May be a nervous shits record.  I'm a bundle of nerves already.  :flush:

for WVU already?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 11, 2012, 01:27:42 PM
I could see how our fans who travel to Iowa would get the shits after the game (not from nerves but from eating walking tacos and catching some disease out of the Skunk River), but why on earth would anybody be nervous about this game going in?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: JohnnyJohnson on October 11, 2012, 02:25:46 PM
I am already starting to get them for saturday.


KSU CAT FOOTBALL!  :)
Don't be. Were going to crush you salad tossers
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on October 11, 2012, 02:28:56 PM
I am already starting to get them for saturday.


KSU CAT FOOTBALL!  :)
Don't be. Were going to crush you salad tossers
Bigot.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: SabiNation on October 11, 2012, 02:48:04 PM
What are the polar opposite of nervous shits?  Cuz that's what I'm having.  ISU sucks, guys
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on October 11, 2012, 02:49:52 PM
What are the polar opposite of nervous shits?  Cuz that's what I'm having.  ISU sucks, guys
idk, you're hungry or something.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on October 11, 2012, 02:58:35 PM
I'm not sure if I'm more nervous for the game or the storm from doom?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2012, 03:04:13 PM
What are the polar opposite of nervous shits?  Cuz that's what I'm having.  ISU sucks, guys
idk, you're hungry or something.

Assured constipation.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: fun muffin on October 11, 2012, 03:55:49 PM
i get nervous back spasms
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 04:23:48 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2012, 04:46:25 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 04:53:48 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from that hooker.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2012, 04:57:29 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance. 
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 05:00:08 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on October 11, 2012, 05:37:01 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Legit Elite on October 11, 2012, 05:41:23 PM
What are the polar opposite of nervous shits?  Cuz that's what I'm having.  ISU sucks, guys
this
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Frankenklein on October 11, 2012, 05:46:06 PM
 
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Katpappy on October 11, 2012, 07:44:20 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 08:41:37 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on October 11, 2012, 08:42:42 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 08:43:20 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on October 11, 2012, 08:44:46 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 08:51:06 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Like your tapout at gobig12.net?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on October 11, 2012, 08:53:40 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Like your tapout at gobig12.net?
I'm so in your head now  :lol:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 08:59:42 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Like your tapout at gobig12.net?
I'm so in your head now  :lol:
Nah, just funny you act like you don't know what I'm talking about  :excited:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on October 11, 2012, 09:07:22 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Like your tapout at gobig12.net?
I'm so in your head now  :lol:
Nah, just funny you act like you don't know what I'm talking about  :excited:
:lol:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 09:14:10 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Like your tapout at gobig12.net?
I'm so in your head now  :lol:
Nah, just funny you act like you don't know what I'm talking about  :excited:
:lol:
This quote is too long.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: MadCat on October 11, 2012, 09:36:37 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Like your tapout at gobig12.net?
I'm so in your head now  :lol:
Nah, just funny you act like you don't know what I'm talking about  :excited:
:lol:
This quote is too long.
This quote isn't too long enough.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 10:52:52 PM
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Like your tapout at gobig12.net?
I'm so in your head now  :lol:
Nah, just funny you act like you don't know what I'm talking about  :excited:
:lol:
This quote is too long.
This quote isn't too long enough.
Could be true.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: ChiComCat on October 12, 2012, 12:31:56 AM
Well now we know what happens when people do that
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 26, 2012, 08:15:02 AM
Have them big time.  :ohno:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: DOOM_Catz on October 26, 2012, 09:39:07 AM
Had them this morning but they seem to have calmed since I began watching the 03 Dr. Pepper game this morning at work.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Institutional Control on October 26, 2012, 09:39:49 AM
I guess I am more nervous than I thought I was. I just crapped my pants.

Dang.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on October 26, 2012, 09:49:10 AM
I'll get them tomorrow morning pretty badly
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: one time gella on October 26, 2012, 09:55:53 AM
Poor bastards at work today...apparently the stalls were full, 2 guys waiting in the hall doing their "hold it in dance".  I saunter by and say "Damn...that sucks".  Turned the corner then made a pinched ass bee-line to my office where my private commode awaited me.

Damn its good to be  :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 26, 2012, 09:59:02 AM
We prob need to discuss nervous shits mitigation techniques for later on this season when things get really real.  Types of food to avoid, adult sized diapers, things of this nature.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: ksucrcoop on October 26, 2012, 10:23:48 AM
We prob need to discuss nervous shits mitigation techniques for later on this season when things get really real.  Types of food to avoid, adult sized diapers, things of this nature.

beer and sex (preferably with another person).

separate, but equal.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Pett on October 26, 2012, 11:07:46 AM
Just the thought of effing traitor Kennard celebrating after a TD :bs: :flush:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Wolf Tee Shirt on October 26, 2012, 11:27:20 AM
I've reached a new level in chafing. If we win tomorrow, I will drunkenly stumble into Costco and stock up on wet wipes and immodium. Never been so blessed to have perma-shats.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 26, 2012, 05:08:52 PM
I've reached a new level in chafing. If we win tomorrow, I will drunkenly stumble into Costco and stock up on wet wipes and immodium. Never been so blessed to have perma-shats.

Revealing first post.  :eek:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Smarsh65 on October 26, 2012, 05:16:17 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.misanthropytoday.com%2Fwp-content%2Fimages%2FHotTubDiarrhea.gif&hash=451d1a2c0e1ff7adec4cf8839181aa43207e859f)

 :runaway:   :lol: :runaway:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on October 26, 2012, 05:32:25 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.misanthropytoday.com%2Fwp-content%2Fimages%2FHotTubDiarrhea.gif&hash=451d1a2c0e1ff7adec4cf8839181aa43207e859f)

 :runaway:   :lol: :runaway:

I could have gone a life time without seeing that. Also, why do all the quotes say OKcat and not OKclone?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: MadCat on October 26, 2012, 09:15:53 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.misanthropytoday.com%2Fwp-content%2Fimages%2FHotTubDiarrhea.gif&hash=451d1a2c0e1ff7adec4cf8839181aa43207e859f)

 :runaway:   :lol: :runaway:

I could have gone a life time without seeing that. Also, why do all the quotes say OKcat and not OKclone?
It was before his makeover.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: SdK on October 26, 2012, 09:30:57 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.misanthropytoday.com%2Fwp-content%2Fimages%2FHotTubDiarrhea.gif&hash=451d1a2c0e1ff7adec4cf8839181aa43207e859f)

 :runaway:   :lol: :runaway:

I could have gone a life time without seeing that. Also, why do all the quotes say OKcat and not OKclone?
It was before his makeover.

Did not know was same.

I remember thinking holy eff lotta OK___ up in this piece all of a sudden. Turn out it wouldn't.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: DeVere Kalmar on October 27, 2012, 08:44:16 AM
Golly-darn'it. Watching that gal poop her pants in the pool brought on a mudslide for me just now. You nogoodniks need to be more careful with your postings.  :curse:
Title: Nervous Shits
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 27, 2012, 09:18:40 AM
I may have to watch all if Gameday from the toilet. This is bad.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on October 29, 2012, 10:14:40 PM
My body just had some weird nervous breakdown when thinking of the KSU cats in Miami. This is going to be a long month for me...
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: hemmy on October 29, 2012, 11:34:39 PM
My body just had some weird nervous breakdown when thinking of the KSU cats in Miami. This is going to be a long month for me...

I have been an absolute wreck the past 2 days.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: AbeFroman on October 30, 2012, 12:35:39 AM
I had my first national title nightmare last night. Bama scored in the last four minutes to win 64-63. Wtf?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Wolf Tee Shirt on October 30, 2012, 08:50:45 AM
I had my first national title nightmare last night. Bama scored in the last four minutes to win 64-63. Wtf?



Yeah, but did you STB? This is the Nervous Shits thread, not the horrible nightmare thread. At least you were getting quality REM sleep while the rest of us were on the toilet.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: yoEMAW on October 30, 2012, 01:13:10 PM
WTS is just slaying the poop thread.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: AbeFroman on October 30, 2012, 01:18:01 PM
I had my first national title nightmare last night. Bama scored in the last four minutes to win 64-63. Wtf?



Yeah, but did you STB? This is the Nervous Shits thread, not the horrible nightmare thread. At least you were getting quality REM sleep while the rest of us were on the toilet.

If I STB do you think I'd admit to it?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Wolf Tee Shirt on October 30, 2012, 02:14:34 PM
I had my first national title nightmare last night. Bama scored in the last four minutes to win 64-63. Wtf?



Yeah, but did you STB? This is the Nervous Shits thread, not the horrible nightmare thread. At least you were getting quality REM sleep while the rest of us were on the toilet.

If I STB do you think I'd admit to it?


Hey, we're all family around here. Lean on your bros for support.  :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 30, 2012, 04:57:24 PM
One time I took a crap and smelled like Snyder, does he wear depends?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: 'taterblast on October 30, 2012, 04:58:27 PM
just awful
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 30, 2012, 05:00:03 PM
just awful
So he does?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Wolf Tee Shirt on October 30, 2012, 05:06:46 PM
One time I took a crap and smelled like Snyder, does he wear depends?

I've heard that toxic mold smells like poo. T's and P's.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on October 30, 2012, 05:07:23 PM
just awful
So he does?
wut
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 30, 2012, 05:07:28 PM
One time I took a crap and smelled like Snyder, does he wear depends?

I've heard that toxic mold smells like poo. T's and P's.
Are you saying that Snyder is moldy?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 30, 2012, 05:09:46 PM
just awful
So he does?
wut
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.fjcdn.com%2Fpictures%2Fwut%2B.%2Bwhen%2Byou%2Bsee%2Bit_6cf047_4095235.jpg&hash=d01a668760586b5c3eba122801b133c6278f5048)
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: CNS on October 30, 2012, 05:12:04 PM
good god. 

You don't belong in this thread.  It is regarding achievement and associated nerves. 

Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 30, 2012, 05:12:50 PM
good god. 

You don't belong in this thread.  It is regarding achievement and associated nerves.

I ones took a crap full of nerves.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: 'taterblast on October 30, 2012, 05:37:45 PM
you're terrible at this.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on October 30, 2012, 05:42:16 PM
you're terrible at this.

Could be.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Legit Elite on October 30, 2012, 06:57:42 PM
I'm so nervous that even my shits are nervous
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: MadCat on October 30, 2012, 08:23:49 PM
Don't cross the streams. :barf:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: ksucrcoop on November 03, 2012, 10:25:33 AM
already had two today... :ohno:

Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: HELLHAMMER on November 03, 2012, 11:32:20 AM
2nd crap of the day just flushed.  A little soft already.  Hopefully I can make the drive to MHK without ruining my drawers.  Maybe Bloodfart (goEMAW.com Fecal Expert) can tell me if I should be worried.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on November 03, 2012, 11:36:24 AM
Had a nightmare that Oregon beat USC 31-7. Very nervous for that game.  :ohno: No nervous #2s though.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: joda on November 03, 2012, 11:38:55 AM
Had a nightmare that Oregon beat USC 31-7. Very nervous for that game.  :ohno: No nervous #2s though.

Weird, I had a dream USC was already up 21-7 when our game kicked off... battle of the dreams :shakesfist:

Also had a big nervous crap about 5 min. ago
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on November 03, 2012, 11:42:17 AM
Had a nightmare that Oregon beat USC 31-7. Very nervous for that game.  :ohno: No nervous #2s though.

Weird, I had a dream USC was already up 21-7 when our game kicked off... battle of the dreams :shakesfist:

Also had a big nervous crap about 5 min. ago

I hope your dream wins. But don't get all cocky and stuff cause my dream will fight yours to the end.  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Institutional Control on November 03, 2012, 11:43:23 AM
I've had to change my drawers twice already and there is still 7 hours to kickoff.  :runaway:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: goCats101 on November 03, 2012, 11:47:35 AM
Roommate is starting ask me why I put a "Reserved" sign on the bathroom door all day each Saturday. He's not a Q@ fan, so I guess he couldn't ever understand.  :dubious:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Perry on November 03, 2012, 11:54:33 AM
Well if this is the place to mention football-related dreams, LSU won 52-10 in mine last night. Obviously nobody is putting 52 on Bama, but there ya go. Did not affect my poops, still a bit nervous.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: smith1051 on November 03, 2012, 11:55:50 AM
Took a very soft crap which was slightly tinted green.  Green means money and the Cats are money so we are good
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: j-dub on November 03, 2012, 12:08:52 PM
straight effing water
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: joda on November 03, 2012, 02:51:07 PM
Well if this is the place to mention football-related dreams, LSU won 52-10 in mine last night. Obviously nobody is putting 52 on Bama, but there ya go. Did not affect my poops, still a bit nervous.

Well,  :bill: could, but LSU won't
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: joda on November 03, 2012, 02:51:46 PM
Had a nightmare that Oregon beat USC 31-7. Very nervous for that game.  :ohno: No nervous #2s though.

Weird, I had a dream USC was already up 21-7 when our game kicked off... battle of the dreams :shakesfist:

Also had a big nervous crap about 5 min. ago

I hope your dream wins. But don't get all cocky and stuff cause my dream will fight yours to the end.  :shakesfist:

 :chainsaw:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: AbeFroman on November 04, 2012, 08:54:07 PM
I don't know why but I'm already scared for next week's game  :ohno:

We're so close
Title: Nervous Shits
Post by: puniraptor on November 04, 2012, 09:10:39 PM
Ice cold, no mistakes.

Top Gun Iceman Cats.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: J on November 04, 2012, 09:18:34 PM
My stomach has constantly been throwing fire knives at my small AND large intestines since the week before the TTech game. And they are getting hotter. Starting be directed towards my kidneys and pancreas. Not good guys. But also good.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on November 04, 2012, 09:23:35 PM
These are the best poops of our lives. No doubt.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on November 04, 2012, 09:27:08 PM
Leave it to kstate fans to have a huge thread about taking a crap.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: ksucrcoop on November 04, 2012, 09:49:51 PM
Leave it to kstate fans to have a huge thread about taking a crap.

leave it to a flood aggie to think 5 pages is a HUGE thread.

I have shits bigger than 5 pages
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 04, 2012, 10:54:23 PM
Leave it to kstate fans to have a huge thread about taking a crap.

leave it to a flood aggie to think 5 pages is a HUGE thread.

I have shits bigger than 5 pages


Aaaand ksucrcoop rockets up SkinnyBenny's list of LOL posters, nice work.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: OKclone on November 04, 2012, 10:54:59 PM
Leave it to kstate fans to have a huge thread about taking a crap.

leave it to a flood aggie to think 5 pages is a HUGE thread.

I have shits bigger than 5 pages

Thats because you eat too much cheese, and shoot too much heroin.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 05, 2012, 03:59:53 AM
I don't know why but I'm already scared for next week's game  :ohno:

We're so close


For the team that had to go into 2 OTs to beat West Virginia? Pffftt.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: bigwillie20 on November 10, 2012, 01:11:27 PM
3 today already  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 10, 2012, 04:40:57 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F3%2F3e%2FUlaan-Tsutgalan-waterfall.jpg&hash=a901089875e07fcf062163944119287817b3ac2f)
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 07, 2012, 01:54:42 PM
No nervous shits for this game but I've been having a lot of anxious pisses, like 12 a day  :ksu:  :emawkid:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Wolf Tee Shirt on December 07, 2012, 03:30:51 PM
As our resident expert of nervous shits and the fact that I only post on the nervous poo's thread, I feel that I should let everyone know Rain/ProzacAggie will not get one bowl of nervous poo out of this guy. Maybe we can change this thread to the quality sleep thread? Mods?  :zzz:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: p1k3 on November 23, 2013, 07:55:23 AM
I want to win really bad today, guys.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: slobber on November 23, 2013, 08:21:44 AM
Winters wants to win
Nervous shits do not surprise
Cats victorious
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Winters on November 23, 2013, 03:54:20 PM
Winters wants to win
Nervous shits do not surprise
Cats victorious
:frown:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: slobber on November 23, 2013, 04:10:22 PM
Winters wants to win
Nervous shits do not surprise
Cats victorious
:frown:
yeah, wtf was I thinking?
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: Katpappy on November 23, 2013, 08:54:44 PM
Guys, I took Cialis today; hoping to get multiple hard-ons during this game.   But the God Damned defense made me soft all day... hope the Baylor/OSU game don't get me all Horney.   :D
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 18, 2014, 02:44:53 PM
Starting to get the bubble guts/butterflies.  Oh man, I have missed this feeling.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: The1BigWillie on September 18, 2014, 02:45:53 PM
sometimes when i am nervous at games and try to scream "aaaahhhhh" when we r on defense i blackout.


 :emawkid:
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 18, 2014, 02:55:39 PM
started last night.
Title: Re: Nervous Shits
Post by: SdK on September 18, 2014, 03:06:12 PM
First thing I did when I woke up. Happened twice since.  :Woot: