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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on April 20, 2011, 02:45:19 PM
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I was taking the kids somewhere, don't remember where, but my 4 year old is counting. He counts to 5 then stops and my 7 year old says can you count to 10? The 4 year old counts to 10. And then the 7 Year old asks can you count to 100 and the 4 year old says no can you count to doughnut?
O.k. that was not as funny now as it was in the car but anyway if you have some funny "kids say the craziest things" lets hear them.
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When my oldest was 2 years old I was watching a KSU football game on T.V. and the Cats scored a TD. The crowed was cheering loud and he took his pacifier out of his mouth and yelled "come on down" then put his "paci" back in his mouth. I don't watch the price is right so I assume the baby sitter watches or at least had it on while he was there.
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I overheard a kid (6-7ish) call another kid a "jackwagon"
lol. kids. go cats.
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lol at all the kids in SFO with the Lincecum hair.
lol. kids. go cats.
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dumbass kids
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My wife and I babysat for a 3 year old girl and 8 month old boy, whose name was Hunter. Apparently the parents had been teaching the girl about private parts. At one point she grabbed my chest and asked, "these are your breasts, for feeding Hunter, right?"
God, kids are so stupid.
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6th grade black kid and 8th grade hispanic/white kid walking in the hall at school (both have autism).
j-dub overhears 6th grade kid saying, "Michael Jackson was black" and 8th grade kid answers, "no Michael Jackson was white."
repeat the same argument three times then - both at same time, "mr. j-dub, what color was Michael Jackson?"
Is it wrong that j-dub said "both" :ck:
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3 year old daughter shouted "Jayhawks Suck!" at random KU fan in the mall...also had a habit of asking fat ladies if they were pregnant
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I have a running series on my facebook that I've titled *son-isms (* actually my sons name followed by -isms... clever, I know) My kid says some pretty entertaining crap; so much so that I've thought of starting a web site titled "crap my son says"
It's mostly cute stuff because he's only 5, and most of you douchebags wouldn't think it was cute or funny because you're children yourself, but I get a pretty damn good response from it.
Some highlights:
This one came during dinner where we were eating a Prairie Chicken I shot earlier in the week:
"Animals sure are sad when they die, but boy are they good!"
Another before bedtime:
"Mommy? Do you like to spend time with daddy? Because, sometimes I feel like you are trying to trick me to stay in bed so you guys can spend time without me"
This one took place while loading onto a bus after watching a cats football game; the bus driver asks my son who was wearing a jersey: "Are you a football player!?!" To which my son casually walks by & responds: "No.... I'm just a superhero"
Also, in response to: 3 year old daughter shouted "Jayhawks Suck!" at random KU fan in the mall...also had a habit of asking fat ladies if they were pregnant
My son will walk up to fat people at restaurants and ask: "Are you sure you should be eating that?" rough ridin' priceless.
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I have a running series on my facebook that I've titled *son-isms (* actually my sons name followed by -isms... clever, I know) My kid says some pretty entertaining crap; so much so that I've thought of starting a web site titled "crap my son says"
It's mostly cute stuff because he's only 5, and most of you douchebags wouldn't think it was cute or funny because you're children yourself, but I get a pretty damn good response from it.
Some highlights:
This one came during dinner where we were eating a Prairie Chicken I shot earlier in the week:
"Animals sure are sad when they die, but boy are they good!"
Another before bedtime:
"Mommy? Do you like to spend time with daddy? Because, sometimes I feel like you are trying to trick me to stay in bed so you guys can spend time without me"
This one took place while loading onto a bus after watching a cats football game; the bus driver asks my son who was wearing a jersey: "Are you a football player!?!" To which my son casually walks by & responds: "No.... I'm just a superhero"
Also, in response to: 3 year old daughter shouted "Jayhawks Suck!" at random KU fan in the mall...also had a habit of asking fat ladies if they were pregnant
My son will walk up to fat people at restaurants and ask: "Are you sure you should be eating that?" rough ridin' priceless.
Aren't you supposed to stop using Facebook when you have kids and stuff???
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I have a running series on my facebook that I've titled *son-isms (* actually my sons name followed by -isms... clever, I know) My kid says some pretty entertaining crap; so much so that I've thought of starting a web site titled "crap my son says"
It's mostly cute stuff because he's only 5, and most of you douchebags wouldn't think it was cute or funny because you're children yourself, but I get a pretty damn good response from it.
Some highlights:
This one came during dinner where we were eating a Prairie Chicken I shot earlier in the week:
"Animals sure are sad when they die, but boy are they good!"
Another before bedtime:
"Mommy? Do you like to spend time with daddy? Because, sometimes I feel like you are trying to trick me to stay in bed so you guys can spend time without me"
This one took place while loading onto a bus after watching a cats football game; the bus driver asks my son who was wearing a jersey: "Are you a football player!?!" To which my son casually walks by & responds: "No.... I'm just a superhero"
Also, in response to: 3 year old daughter shouted "Jayhawks Suck!" at random KU fan in the mall...also had a habit of asking fat ladies if they were pregnant
My son will walk up to fat people at restaurants and ask: "Are you sure you should be eating that?" rough ridin' priceless.
Aren't you supposed to stop using Facebook when you have kids and stuff???
oh, god. you don't have friends with kids, I'm guessing. Dear lord. people with kids on facebook.
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I have a running series on my facebook that I've titled *son-isms (* actually my sons name followed by -isms... clever, I know) My kid says some pretty entertaining crap; so much so that I've thought of starting a web site titled "crap my son says"
It's mostly cute stuff because he's only 5, and most of you douchebags wouldn't think it was cute or funny because you're children yourself, but I get a pretty damn good response from it.
Some highlights:
This one came during dinner where we were eating a Prairie Chicken I shot earlier in the week:
"Animals sure are sad when they die, but boy are they good!"
Another before bedtime:
"Mommy? Do you like to spend time with daddy? Because, sometimes I feel like you are trying to trick me to stay in bed so you guys can spend time without me"
This one took place while loading onto a bus after watching a cats football game; the bus driver asks my son who was wearing a jersey: "Are you a football player!?!" To which my son casually walks by & responds: "No.... I'm just a superhero"
Also, in response to: 3 year old daughter shouted "Jayhawks Suck!" at random KU fan in the mall...also had a habit of asking fat ladies if they were pregnant
My son will walk up to fat people at restaurants and ask: "Are you sure you should be eating that?" rough ridin' priceless.
Thanks This is just what I was looking for.
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I have a running series on my facebook that I've titled *son-isms (* actually my sons name followed by -isms... clever, I know) My kid says some pretty entertaining crap; so much so that I've thought of starting a web site titled "crap my son says"
It's mostly cute stuff because he's only 5, and most of you douchebags wouldn't think it was cute or funny because you're children yourself, but I get a pretty damn good response from it.
Some highlights:
This one came during dinner where we were eating a Prairie Chicken I shot earlier in the week:
"Animals sure are sad when they die, but boy are they good!"
Another before bedtime:
"Mommy? Do you like to spend time with daddy? Because, sometimes I feel like you are trying to trick me to stay in bed so you guys can spend time without me"
This one took place while loading onto a bus after watching a cats football game; the bus driver asks my son who was wearing a jersey: "Are you a football player!?!" To which my son casually walks by & responds: "No.... I'm just a superhero"
Also, in response to: 3 year old daughter shouted "Jayhawks Suck!" at random KU fan in the mall...also had a habit of asking fat ladies if they were pregnant
My son will walk up to fat people at restaurants and ask: "Are you sure you should be eating that?" rough ridin' priceless.
Aren't you supposed to stop using Facebook when you have kids and stuff???
You are supposed to, but they don't follow the rules. I've gone through and deleted everyone that has a picture of their baby as their profile pic. Whenever someone posts a status of something their kid does, they get deleted.
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To be honest I think Facebook is a better tool for the parents than the younger hipsters that can still go outside of the house to meet people and hang out. The parents with small kids can have outside adult contact and still watch their kids it's win win, or something like that.
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To be honest I think Facebook is a better tool for the parents than the younger hipsters that can still go outside of the house to meet people and hang out. The parents with small kids can have outside adult contact and still watch their kids it's win win, or something like that.
Nope, wrong. Go use myspace or something.
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Yeah, you are supposed to pretty much stop living. You guys should never reproduce. Win for you, win for society.
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I have a running series on my facebook that I've titled *son-isms (* actually my sons name followed by -isms... clever, I know) My kid says some pretty entertaining crap; so much so that I've thought of starting a web site titled "crap my son says"
It's mostly cute stuff because he's only 5, and most of you douchebags wouldn't think it was cute or funny because you're children yourself, but I get a pretty damn good response from it.
Some highlights:
This one came during dinner where we were eating a Prairie Chicken I shot earlier in the week:
"Animals sure are sad when they die, but boy are they good!"
Another before bedtime:
"Mommy? Do you like to spend time with daddy? Because, sometimes I feel like you are trying to trick me to stay in bed so you guys can spend time without me"
This one took place while loading onto a bus after watching a cats football game; the bus driver asks my son who was wearing a jersey: "Are you a football player!?!" To which my son casually walks by & responds: "No.... I'm just a superhero"
Also, in response to: 3 year old daughter shouted "Jayhawks Suck!" at random KU fan in the mall...also had a habit of asking fat ladies if they were pregnant
My son will walk up to fat people at restaurants and ask: "Are you sure you should be eating that?" rough ridin' priceless.
Aren't you supposed to stop using Facebook when you have kids and stuff???
oh, god. you don't have friends with kids, I'm guessing. Dear lord. people with kids on facebook.
:users:
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eff parents on facebook, and eff people who get pissed at parents on facebook. eff 'em all.
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eff parents on facebook, and eff people who get pissed at parents on facebook. eff 'em all.
I don't mind parents on facebook. Infants are ugly though, all of them. Please do not post pictures of them. TIA.
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Also, whatever your kid said/did - wasn't funny, wasn't cute. Was most likely disgusting or offensive.
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Also, whatever your kid said/did - wasn't funny, wasn't cute. Was most likely disgusting or offensive.
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i enjoyed the e-trade talking baby commercials. :dunno:
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Yeah, this thread probably isn't for you then. I think other peoples kids are cute &/or funny and I enjoy this thread. I also enjoy dipping french fries in my frosty. So go eff yourselves for being hateful you rough ridin' fucks.
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My wife and I babysat for a 3 year old girl and 8 month old boy, whose name was Hunter. Apparently the parents had been teaching the girl about private parts. At one point she grabbed my chest and asked, "these are your breasts, for feeding Hunter, right?"
God, kids are so stupid.
I'm not saying you do, but that is absolutely hilarious if you have man tits.
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I made this thread way more awesome that it was before. :driving:
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My wife and I babysat for a 3 year old girl and 8 month old boy, whose name was Hunter. Apparently the parents had been teaching the girl about private parts. At one point she grabbed my chest and asked, "these are your breasts, for feeding Hunter, right?"
God, kids are so stupid.
I'm not saying you do, but that is absolutely hilarious if you have man tits.
I thought it was funnier that I don't. But I'm all about laughs, so if it makes it funnier, pretend I do.
And I'm with HeinBallz. All kids are funny.
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a little kid said eff the other day at the gas station and his mom kicked the crap out his face with her hand. was pretty funny. he was stunned for a second but then started crying very loudly and it was less funny and more annoying.
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a little kid said eff the other day at the gas station and hi mom kicked the crap out his face with her hand. was pretty funny. he was stunned for a second but then started crying very loudly and it was less funny and more annoying.
Childrens laughter/joy is much more annoying than a child crying.
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This reminds me of the Amazing Animals Stories thread only with way less amazing animals.
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a little kid said eff the other day at the gas station and hi mom kicked the crap out his face with her hand. was pretty funny. he was stunned for a second but then started crying very loudly and it was less funny and more annoying.
Childrens laughter/joy is much more annoying than a child crying.
I hate screaming in either joy or pain. It's too loud. Terrible parenting to allow it.
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a little kid said eff the other day at the gas station and hi mom kicked the crap out his face with her hand. was pretty funny. he was stunned for a second but then started crying very loudly and it was less funny and more annoying.
Childrens laughter/joy is much more annoying than a child crying.
I hate screaming in either joy or pain. It's too loud. Terrible parenting to allow it.
Yes, if your kid screams for more than 3 seconds in public and doesn't stop, you are a horrible parent.
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a little kid said eff the other day at the gas station and hi mom kicked the crap out his face with her hand. was pretty funny. he was stunned for a second but then started crying very loudly and it was less funny and more annoying.
Childrens laughter/joy is much more annoying than a child crying.
I hate screaming in either joy or pain. It's too loud. Terrible parenting to allow it.
Pain is funny, you get their "real cry". Like when they fall on their face or something, not seriously injured but it hurts enough to make them break down and bawl.
What I hate is the whining crying, like when they want something.
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a little kid said eff the other day at the gas station and hi mom kicked the crap out his face with her hand. was pretty funny. he was stunned for a second but then started crying very loudly and it was less funny and more annoying.
Childrens laughter/joy is much more annoying than a child crying.
I hate screaming in either joy or pain. It's too loud. Terrible parenting to allow it.
Yes, if your kid screams for more than 3 seconds in public and doesn't stop, you are a horrible parent.
Agreed, just tell them to stop.
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Cole testified in a case of mine after the defendant disputed service (Cole and I served her ourselves). He made fun of her hair under oath.
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Cole testified in a case of mine after the defendant disputed service (Cole and I served her ourselves). He made fun of her hair under oath.
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asians seem to be the best parents by far
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2.5 yr old tells infant brother "you're bald, boom roasted"
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There is clearly a division in goEMAW membership between the successful people (who have kids) and the losers (who don't).
somebody better start www.idon'thaveagoodspermcountorwomenfindmeugly.goEMAW.com asap
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There is clearly a division in goEMAW membership between the successful people (who have kids) and the losers (who don't).
somebody better start www.idon'thaveagoodspermcountorwomenfindmeugly.goEMAW.com asap
OK Cat Butt hurt about being old and having to deal with kids?
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Also, whatever your kid said/did - wasn't funny, wasn't cute. Was most likely disgusting or offensive.
Some people mistake stupid with funny.
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asians seem to be the best parents by far
Indians (not injuns) are super good at it too. rough ridin' spelling bees, math competitions, ect. Zero sports, though. Probably for the best.
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asians seem to be the best parents by far
Indians (not injuns) are super good at it too. effing spelling bees, math competitions, ect. Zero sports, though. Probably for the best.
Cricket?
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Tennis. My GOD tennis.
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To be honest I think Facebook is a better tool for the parents than the younger hipsters that can still go outside of the house to meet people and hang out. The parents with small kids can have outside adult contact and still watch their kids it's win win, or something like that.
Nope, wrong. Go use myspace or something.
can't wait til you have kids...they'll bring home spelling words and you can argue with them over how to spell words...hard words, like mittens
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Tennis. My GOD tennis.
Stories?
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To be honest I think Facebook is a better tool for the parents than the younger hipsters that can still go outside of the house to meet people and hang out. The parents with small kids can have outside adult contact and still watch their kids it's win win, or something like that.
Nope, wrong. Go use myspace or something.
can't wait til you have kids...they'll bring home spelling words and you can argue with them over how to spell words...hard words, like mittens
lol
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I have a few stories...
First incident:
As told to me by my Aunt.... My cousin was about 3 years old, and was inline with my Aunt at the grocery store...he was sitting the cart. My Aunt walks about 10 feet away to grab something off of an end-cap. The lady in front of my Aunt apparently didn't see my Aunt step away and she says to my cousin "Where did you come from?" My cousin replies "from my mon's bagina."
Second incident:
Same cousin, same age, again at the grocery store in the checkout line. A lady standing by them had really curly black hair. So, my cousin exclaims loudly "Mom, that lady has bagina hair on her head!"
Third incident:
As told to me by Dooley of ksufans and goEMAW fame: His son was 4 years old, sitting on the toilet. Starts get an erection. Kid yells "I can't believe my eyes, my penis is getting bigger!"
Fourth incident:
As told to me by my horrified co-worker... She was at the grocery store (these things happen all the time there) in the checkout line and the clerk was a morbidly obese black woman who happened to have very, very dark skin. Her three year old pointed at the woman and shout, over and over again, "monkey," "monkey," monkey." Best part of the story is the lady and her husband are super liberal and in no way ever even talk about race in their home. She was rough ridin' horrified.
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Tennis. My GOD tennis.
Link? I have espn and the Internet but have never seen this.
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asians seem to be the best parents by far
Indians (not injuns) are super good at it too. rough ridin' spelling bees, math competitions, ect. Zero sports, though. Probably for the best.
Also very good at vacuuming their house at 11:30 PM and letting their kids use sidewalk chalk on my house.
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I have a few stories...
First incident:
As told to me by my Aunt.... My cousin was about 3 years old, and was inline with my Aunt at the grocery store...he was sitting the cart. My Aunt walks about 10 feet away to grab something off of an end-cap. The lady in front of my Aunt apparently didn't see my Aunt step away and she says to my cousin "Where did you come from?" My cousin replies "from my mon's bagina."
Second incident:
Same cousin, same age, again at the grocery store in the checkout line. A lady standing by them had really curly black hair. So, my cousin exclaims loudly "Mom, that lady has bagina hair on her head!"
Third incident:
As told to me by Dooley of ksufans and goEMAW fame: His son was 4 years old, sitting on the toilet. Starts get an erection. Kid yells "I can't believe my eyes, my penis is getting bigger!"
Fourth incident:
As told to me by my horrified co-worker... She was at the grocery store (these things happen all the time there) in the checkout line and the clerk was a morbidly obese black woman who happened to have very, very dark skin. Her three year old pointed at the woman and shout, over and over again, "monkey," "monkey," monkey." Best part of the story is the lady and her husband are super liberal and in no way ever even talk about race in their home. She was rough ridin' horrified.
Ya see? All very offensive/disgusting. Not funny at all.
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There is clearly a division in goEMAW membership between the successful people (who have kids) and the losers (who don't).
somebody better start www.idon'thaveagoodspermcountorwomenfindmeugly.goEMAW.com asap
OK Cat Butt hurt about being old and having to deal with kids?
I love having a kid. Most people that have kids love having them.
And you know what? If I die tomorrow (RODERICK STEWART!) then my legacy will continue. If you (the childless) die tomorrow, then you will be forgotten by the time the worms get you.
W/Kids - 1
W/O Kids - 0
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There is clearly a division in goEMAW membership between the successful people (who have kids) and the losers (who don't).
somebody better start www.idon'thaveagoodspermcountorwomenfindmeugly.goEMAW.com asap
OK Cat Butt hurt about being old and having to deal with kids?
I love having a kid. Most people that have kids love having them.
And you know what? If I die tomorrow (RODERICK STEWART!) then my legacy will continue. If you (the childless) die tomorrow, then you will be forgotten by the time the worms get you.
W/Kids - 1
W/O Kids - 0
Having a legacy is not really what people who don't have kids are concerned with.
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There is clearly a division in goEMAW membership between the successful people (who have kids) and the losers (who don't).
somebody better start www.idon'thaveagoodspermcountorwomenfindmeugly.goEMAW.com asap
OK Cat Butt hurt about being old and having to deal with kids?
I love having a kid. Most people that have kids love having them.
And you know what? If I die tomorrow (RODERICK STEWART!) then my legacy will continue. If you (the childless) die tomorrow, then you will be forgotten by the time the worms get you.
W/Kids - 1
W/O Kids - 0
Having a legacy is not really what people who don't have kids are concerned with.
goEMAW.com is my legacy. you are all my minions.
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There is clearly a division in goEMAW membership between the successful people (who have kids) and the losers (who don't).
somebody better start www.idon'thaveagoodspermcountorwomenfindmeugly.goEMAW.com asap
OK Cat Butt hurt about being old and having to deal with kids?
I love having a kid. Most people that have kids love having them.
And you know what? If I die tomorrow (RODERICK STEWART!) then my legacy will continue. If you (the childless) die tomorrow, then you will be forgotten by the time the worms get you.
W/Kids - 1
W/O Kids - 0
Having a legacy is not really what people who don't have kids are concerned with.
that's what most people without kids say, kidless saul.
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To be honest I think Facebook is a better tool for the parents than the younger hipsters that can still go outside of the house to meet people and hang out. The parents with small kids can have outside adult contact and still watch their kids it's win win, or something like that.
Nope, wrong. Go use myspace or something.
can't wait til you have kids...they'll bring home spelling words and you can argue with them over how to spell words...hard words, like mittens
Joke's on you, I totally won my 5th grade spelling bee.
On the subject of Indians (dot, not feather), little bastard destroyed me at districts. :(
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There is clearly a division in goEMAW membership between the successful people (who have kids) and the losers (who don't).
somebody better start www.idon'thaveagoodspermcountorwomenfindmeugly.goEMAW.com asap
OK Cat Butt hurt about being old and having to deal with kids?
I love having a kid. Most people that have kids love having them.
And you know what? If I die tomorrow (RODERICK STEWART!) then my legacy will continue. If you (the childless) die tomorrow, then you will be forgotten by the time the worms get you.
W/Kids - 1
W/O Kids - 0
I've never changed a diaper in my life.
1-1. :gocho:
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There is clearly a division in goEMAW membership between the successful people (who have kids) and the losers (who don't).
somebody better start www.idon'thaveagoodspermcountorwomenfindmeugly.goEMAW.com asap
OK Cat Butt hurt about being old and having to deal with kids?
I love having a kid. Most people that have kids love having them.
And you know what? If I die tomorrow (RODERICK STEWART!) then my legacy will continue. If you (the childless) die tomorrow, then you will be forgotten by the time the worms get you.
W/Kids - 1
W/O Kids - 0
I've never changed a diaper in my life.
1-1. :gocho:
diapers aren't that bad.
when they get to be about 2ish, you can make them go get you stuff while you sit on the couch.
2-1
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Also, whatever your kid said/did - wasn't funny, wasn't cute. Was most likely disgusting or offensive.
Pretty sure that this site was founded on the principle that these things aren't mutually exclusive.
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Me talking to neighbor kid about the subject of trucks, kid "yeah, trucks are my second favorite thing in the whole world."
Me, "What's your favorite?"
Angel faced boy, "Violence."
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This girl I'm friends with just put up a picture on facebook of her child(2 or so :ck:) standing next to his freshly dueced up potty training toilet....
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People who put pics, and a lot of info, of their kids on FB are begging to have 60 minutes do an interview on them with focus on how they felt once the Amber Alert was issued and whether sexual predator legislation is strict enough.
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People who put pics, and a lot of info, of their kids on FB are begging to have 60 minutes do an interview on them with focus on how they felt once the Amber Alert was issued and whether sexual predator legislation is strict enough.
Only true on HiddenFacebook in the deep internet.
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Here is another one. My oldest was five (5) and he was at church and they were singing songs when a blond haired girl bumped into him and some of her hair went in his mouth. He got very upset and to the teacher that "I got her hair in my mouth and I don't know if she dies her hair or not but if she does I might have ingested some chemicals."
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I think it's hilarious when kids have speech impediments that make normal words bad words.
My friends little sister could not pronounce the letter "L", so we told her to call people "flags".
Hilarity ensued.
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Not sure Cole rough ridin' TESTIFYING UNDER OATH and PI'ING THE crap OUT OF A DEFENDANT AT THE AGE OF 11 is getting the credit it deserves. sedgwick.kintera.org/trim (http://sedgwick.kintera.org/trim)
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having children is incredibly selfish.
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having children is incredibly selfish.
Yep....There it is......Was waiting for that.
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Yep....There it is......Was waiting for that.
:horrorsurprise:
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having children is incredibly selfish.
Yep....There it is......Was waiting for that.
well where the eff have you been
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having children is incredibly selfish.
Yep....There it is......Was waiting for that.
well where the eff have you been
Otherwise occupied. Divorce will do that to ya. Did I miss anything?
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having children is incredibly selfish.
Yep....There it is......Was waiting for that.
well where the eff have you been
Otherwise occupied. Divorce will do that to ya. Did I miss anything?
i made a thread wondering where the eff you were at.
wife cheat on you? sucks.
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having children is incredibly selfish.
Yep....There it is......Was waiting for that.
well where the eff have you been
Otherwise occupied. Divorce will do that to ya. Did I miss anything?
i made a thread wondering where the eff you were at.
wife cheat on you? sucks.
Really. I bet that was interesting. No, it was a mutual thing. Now I gots me a girlfriend half her age. :gocho:
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My son has mad math skillz.
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My son has mad math skillz.
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Middle school math curriculum in kansas under brownback is worse than I thought.
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:lol: :lol: ants!!!!!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
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kids these days
http://www.eonline.com/news/610899/these-kanye-west-fans-don-t-know-who-paul-mccartney-is-which-means-all-of-society-is-doomed
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fake
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My friend's 3-year-old daughter opened up an alarm clock for Christmas and goes, "*GASP* A TIME MACHINE!!"
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kids these days
http://www.eonline.com/news/610899/these-kanye-west-fans-don-t-know-who-paul-mccartney-is-which-means-all-of-society-is-doomed
good god, old people are so dumb. At least 3/4 of those tweets were people who knew who McCartney was.