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Title: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 18, 2011, 08:43:46 PM
Would you sign a contract (binding) to eat all 100 in a two hour time period. You would not get the twenty dollars and would have to forfeit the cost of the 100 pak plus a twenty percent additional pak restocking fee for not making it through if you didn't finish in time.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000CQE3IC/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/188-5045345-7901928?redirect=true&tag=slicinc-20&t=slicinc-20
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: ChiComCat on April 18, 2011, 08:54:01 PM
Could you cook/make something with them or would you have to eat them all plain?
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 18, 2011, 09:06:01 PM
Could you cook/make something with them or would you have to eat them all plain?

You could absolutely make something out if them or add whatever. It would be 28 ounces plus other stuff though. That's a decent amount of food. Thoughts?
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 18, 2011, 09:16:42 PM
Comparing cost of reimbursement to cost of medical bill when you have a heart attack doesn't seem worth it.  I'll let 'clams explain the downside of such high sodium diet.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Tobias on April 18, 2011, 09:32:12 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tobygebhart.com%2Femaw%2Fslimjim.png&hash=7ab617ab87d44c43afaa5802f53f4a601ff82d2e)

just add a couple of zeros to every number.   :lick:
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 18, 2011, 09:33:06 PM
I've done worse for cheaper.  :fatty:
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 18, 2011, 09:45:41 PM
I've done worse for cheaper.  :fatty:

So you're in?
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 18, 2011, 10:22:22 PM
yes
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 18, 2011, 10:55:50 PM
yes

Spring game???? If we can make it happen? Thoughts?
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 18, 2011, 11:01:29 PM
Could they be unwrapped prior to the challenge?
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 18, 2011, 11:03:15 PM
yes

Spring game???? If we can make it happen? Thoughts?
maybe, would make a great first impression though.
hey I'm y-l_a and I'm here to snap into 100 slim jims. oohhhh yeaaahhh!
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: hemmy on April 18, 2011, 11:13:32 PM
200g of protein I bet if you eat all those you will get really ripped muscles.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 18, 2011, 11:41:23 PM
yes

Spring game???? If we can make it happen? Thoughts?
maybe, would make a great first impression though.
hey I'm y-l_a and I'm here to snap into 100 slim jims. oohhhh yeaaahhh!

Yeah. would be incredible. If people  come up/down/over, this needs to be on the agenda if you are up for it imo. I will provide.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: sys on April 18, 2011, 11:56:18 PM
It would be 28 ounces plus other stuff though.

doesn't seem like that much.  less than two pounds.  i bet a 50 lb dog would have no problem with that, so it'd be pretty embarrassing (for the species) if a 200 lb human couldn't match the effort.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: felix rex on April 19, 2011, 05:18:05 AM
Could I have a few eggs and biscuits on the side?
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: steve dave on April 19, 2011, 07:08:54 AM
your mouth couldn't handle it.  too chewy.  you would wear yourself out. 
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: michigancat on April 19, 2011, 07:39:18 AM
your mouth couldn't handle it.  too chewy.  you would wear yourself out. 

I'm pretty sure the rules allow for slicing and dicing.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: steve dave on April 19, 2011, 07:40:17 AM
your mouth couldn't handle it.  too chewy.  you would wear yourself out. 

I'm pretty sure the rules allow for slicing and dicing.

I wonder how much beef jerky chew that would come out to
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 19, 2011, 08:41:26 AM
It would be 28 ounces plus other stuff though.
so it'd be pretty embarrassing (for the species) if a 200 lb human couldn't match the effort.
Im under 2 bills  :ohno:
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: wetwillie on April 19, 2011, 08:43:59 AM
hmmm... what if we pitted y_la vs a 50 pound dog in this contest. Not only would it settle if he could eat all of it, would also settle the whole dominant species thing.  Two birds one stone.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: felix rex on April 19, 2011, 08:59:26 AM
hmmm... what if we pitted y_la vs a 50 pound dog in this contest. Not only would it settle if he could eat all of it, would also settle the whole dominant species thing.  Two birds one stone.

Let's pit him against a basset hound then make them race for 100 yards immediately after finishing.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Maccat on April 19, 2011, 09:11:50 AM
What if the person pukes rd? Need to cover all your bases.  Is contract voided?  :ck: 
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: EMAWgeddon on April 19, 2011, 09:28:00 AM
hmmm... what if we pitted y_la vs a 50 pound dog in this contest. Not only would it settle if he could eat all of it, would also settle the whole dominant species thing.  Two birds one stone.


My dog once ate an entire breakfast casserole left on the stove in under 10 min.  No way he beats the dog.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 19, 2011, 09:31:38 AM
y-l_a vs the mini horse
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: felix rex on April 19, 2011, 11:08:26 AM
saulbadguy's cats vs katkid's dog. ppv. all benefits go trim's BBBS fund.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Joker on April 19, 2011, 11:14:57 AM
If I had to do this, I would probably blend them into a slim jim shake of some sort.  It would eliminate the lock-jaw effect from all the chewing and it's much faster/easier to drink things than chew them.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: felix rex on April 19, 2011, 11:41:07 AM
I would dip them in hummus and chase them with arak.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Kat Kid on April 19, 2011, 12:13:49 PM
If this is serious (and I have no reason to think it isn't) then I will challenge for the record.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Tobias on April 19, 2011, 12:40:46 PM
slim jim puree?

"come on down royalswild, step into a slim gin!"
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: OK_Cat on April 19, 2011, 12:43:39 PM
y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.

Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: EMAWgeddon on April 19, 2011, 01:15:23 PM
y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.



Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption.  :nono:
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: OK_Cat on April 19, 2011, 01:18:38 PM
y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.



Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption.  :nono:

don't be a c-word.  just give the horse some meat.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 19, 2011, 01:22:00 PM
y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.



Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption.  :nono:
y-l_a 1
mini horse 0
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Kat Kid on April 19, 2011, 01:26:51 PM
y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.



Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption.  :nono:
y-l_a 1
mini horse 0


You still have an over-sized/talking turt to deal with buck-o.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: steve dave on April 19, 2011, 01:28:04 PM
y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.



Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption.  :nono:

No horse meat or meat period?  not that it matters when discussing slim jims. 
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 19, 2011, 01:30:49 PM
is there even any meat in a slim jim  :ck:
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: EMAWgeddon on April 19, 2011, 01:34:30 PM
y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.




I doubt I could even get the horse to eat meat.

I do have a small goat you could take on though YLA.
Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption.  :nono:

No horse meat or meat period?  not that it matters when discussing slim jims. 


I doubt I could get EPAW to eat meat.

If YLA is really interested in taking on some sort of a random farm animal, EPAW shares a barn with a goat that would destroy him.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: OK_Cat on April 19, 2011, 01:35:28 PM
y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.




I doubt I could even get the horse to eat meat.

I do have a small goat you could take on though YLA.
Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption.  :nono:

No horse meat or meat period?  not that it matters when discussing slim jims. 


I doubt I could get EPAW to eat meat.

If YLA is really interested in taking on some sort of a random farm animal, EPAW shares a barn with a goat that would destroy him.


Lil Curtis Kelly?
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: felix rex on April 19, 2011, 01:35:36 PM
If YLA is really interested in taking on some sort of a random farm animal, EPAW shares a barn with a goat that would destroy him.

I'll donate to Trim's BBBS fund if this contest is on youtube.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: steve dave on April 19, 2011, 01:38:51 PM
y-l_a v. EPAW carrot eating contest
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 19, 2011, 01:44:27 PM
baby carrots or full sized
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: steve dave on April 19, 2011, 01:45:16 PM
baby carrots or full sized


have you ever seen someone dangle a baby carrot from a stick to entice a pony to pull a cart?  full size. 
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: OK_Cat on April 19, 2011, 01:46:46 PM
doesn't seem like a fair battle.


*disclaimer:  I've never met YLA.  If he has buck-teeth, then disregard.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: felix rex on April 19, 2011, 01:55:48 PM
y-l_a v. EPAW carrot eating contest

I'll "pony up" $50 for this. y-l_a has to be wearing a rabbit costume or something though.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: CHONGS on April 19, 2011, 02:59:31 PM
I just call them "jims". 

Typical conversation:

Person A:  "What would be a fun snack to eat whilst riding in a car?"
Chingon: "Just grab some jims."
Person A: "Right-o!"
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: michigancat on April 19, 2011, 03:03:09 PM
I think beef jerky is ridiculously overpriced for what you get. Not sure if jims count as "beef jerky", but whatever.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 19, 2011, 03:07:21 PM
I just call them "jims". 

Typical conversation:

Person A:  "What would be a fun snack to eat whilst riding in a car?"
Chingon: "Just grab some jims."
Person A: "Right-o!"

Person A sounds like a real jackass. Have fun going on some kind of car trip w/ that Jerkoff. I'll pass.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: KITNfury on April 19, 2011, 03:54:18 PM
I would only do it if I could wash it down with a big jar of mayonnaise.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: felix rex on April 19, 2011, 04:20:28 PM
I would only do it if I could wash it down with a big jar of mayonnaise.

My donation is now contingent on both EPAW The Midget Pony and Y-L_A also downing a huge jar of mayonnaise.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: ChiComCat on April 19, 2011, 05:00:40 PM
I will be a bookie for the mini horse, yla, turt slim Jim off. Proceeds to bbbs
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: felix rex on April 19, 2011, 05:05:58 PM
that's good enough or me. cash on the table is now $75.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Trim on April 19, 2011, 09:20:32 PM
Somebody get this pony or goat or whatever to this contest so I can get felix rex' $100 donation.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 20, 2011, 10:05:54 PM
baby carrots or full sized


have you ever seen someone dangle a baby carrot from a stick to entice a pony to pull a cart?  full size. 
lmao I'm from Manhattan aka the melting pot of the midwest. I'm not from some god damned small hick town from western KS.
baby horse, baby carrots makes sense to me.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: felix rex on April 21, 2011, 09:26:19 AM
baby carrots for the horse, full size carrots for YLA.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: EMAWgeddon on April 25, 2011, 07:42:36 PM
So if he can find a suitable trailer, my business partner is 98% on bringing EPAW to the spring game.

Is this actually going to happen?
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: felix rex on April 26, 2011, 02:43:22 AM
The ball is squarely in yla's court now. Money is on the table, just depends on whether or not he hates kid more than carrots or mayonnaise.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Trim on April 26, 2011, 06:51:24 AM
The ball is squarely in yla's court now. Money is on the table, just depends on whether or not he hates kid more than carrots or mayonnaise.

Let's do this y-l_a.  I haven't had time to post a complete update, but we're about $1700 short of where we need to be.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 26, 2011, 09:35:31 AM
 :bwpopcorn:
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 30, 2011, 05:10:28 PM
 :blank:
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Trim on April 30, 2011, 05:51:48 PM
Motherfuckers.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Tobias on April 30, 2011, 05:53:58 PM
i'm guessing by the fact that y-l-a is able to operate an electronic device other than a morphine drip that everyone pussed out.  god damn it.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 30, 2011, 07:30:37 PM
do to situations beyond our control, this is being pushed back to fam reunion game. more details in coming months.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Tobias on June 02, 2011, 05:35:12 PM
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2981495 (http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2981495)

thankfully, i have no idea if this is a good deal or not.
Title: Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
Post by: Trim on August 18, 2012, 01:57:02 PM
Bump for MOAP3.