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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Dr Rick Daris on April 18, 2011, 08:43:46 PM
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Would you sign a contract (binding) to eat all 100 in a two hour time period. You would not get the twenty dollars and would have to forfeit the cost of the 100 pak plus a twenty percent additional pak restocking fee for not making it through if you didn't finish in time.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000CQE3IC/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/188-5045345-7901928?redirect=true&tag=slicinc-20&t=slicinc-20
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Could you cook/make something with them or would you have to eat them all plain?
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Could you cook/make something with them or would you have to eat them all plain?
You could absolutely make something out if them or add whatever. It would be 28 ounces plus other stuff though. That's a decent amount of food. Thoughts?
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Comparing cost of reimbursement to cost of medical bill when you have a heart attack doesn't seem worth it. I'll let 'clams explain the downside of such high sodium diet.
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tobygebhart.com%2Femaw%2Fslimjim.png&hash=7ab617ab87d44c43afaa5802f53f4a601ff82d2e)
just add a couple of zeros to every number. :lick:
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I've done worse for cheaper. :fatty:
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I've done worse for cheaper. :fatty:
So you're in?
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yes
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yes
Spring game???? If we can make it happen? Thoughts?
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Could they be unwrapped prior to the challenge?
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yes
Spring game???? If we can make it happen? Thoughts?
maybe, would make a great first impression though.
hey I'm y-l_a and I'm here to snap into 100 slim jims. oohhhh yeaaahhh!
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200g of protein I bet if you eat all those you will get really ripped muscles.
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yes
Spring game???? If we can make it happen? Thoughts?
maybe, would make a great first impression though.
hey I'm y-l_a and I'm here to snap into 100 slim jims. oohhhh yeaaahhh!
Yeah. would be incredible. If people come up/down/over, this needs to be on the agenda if you are up for it imo. I will provide.
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It would be 28 ounces plus other stuff though.
doesn't seem like that much. less than two pounds. i bet a 50 lb dog would have no problem with that, so it'd be pretty embarrassing (for the species) if a 200 lb human couldn't match the effort.
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Could I have a few eggs and biscuits on the side?
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your mouth couldn't handle it. too chewy. you would wear yourself out.
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your mouth couldn't handle it. too chewy. you would wear yourself out.
I'm pretty sure the rules allow for slicing and dicing.
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your mouth couldn't handle it. too chewy. you would wear yourself out.
I'm pretty sure the rules allow for slicing and dicing.
I wonder how much beef jerky chew that would come out to
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It would be 28 ounces plus other stuff though.
so it'd be pretty embarrassing (for the species) if a 200 lb human couldn't match the effort.
Im under 2 bills :ohno:
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hmmm... what if we pitted y_la vs a 50 pound dog in this contest. Not only would it settle if he could eat all of it, would also settle the whole dominant species thing. Two birds one stone.
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hmmm... what if we pitted y_la vs a 50 pound dog in this contest. Not only would it settle if he could eat all of it, would also settle the whole dominant species thing. Two birds one stone.
Let's pit him against a basset hound then make them race for 100 yards immediately after finishing.
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What if the person pukes rd? Need to cover all your bases. Is contract voided? :ck:
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hmmm... what if we pitted y_la vs a 50 pound dog in this contest. Not only would it settle if he could eat all of it, would also settle the whole dominant species thing. Two birds one stone.
My dog once ate an entire breakfast casserole left on the stove in under 10 min. No way he beats the dog.
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y-l_a vs the mini horse
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saulbadguy's cats vs katkid's dog. ppv. all benefits go trim's BBBS fund.
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If I had to do this, I would probably blend them into a slim jim shake of some sort. It would eliminate the lock-jaw effect from all the chewing and it's much faster/easier to drink things than chew them.
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I would dip them in hummus and chase them with arak.
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If this is serious (and I have no reason to think it isn't) then I will challenge for the record.
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slim jim puree?
"come on down royalswild, step into a slim gin!"
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y-l_a vs the mini horse
Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.
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y-l_a vs the mini horse
Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.
Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. :nono:
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y-l_a vs the mini horse
Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.
Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. :nono:
don't be a c-word. just give the horse some meat.
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y-l_a vs the mini horse
Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.
Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. :nono:
y-l_a 1
mini horse 0
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y-l_a vs the mini horse
Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.
Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. :nono:
y-l_a 1
mini horse 0
You still have an over-sized/talking turt to deal with buck-o.
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y-l_a vs the mini horse
Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.
Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. :nono:
No horse meat or meat period? not that it matters when discussing slim jims.
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is there even any meat in a slim jim :ck:
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y-l_a vs the mini horse
Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.
I doubt I could even get the horse to eat meat.
I do have a small goat you could take on though YLA.
Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. :nono:
No horse meat or meat period? not that it matters when discussing slim jims.
I doubt I could get EPAW to eat meat.
If YLA is really interested in taking on some sort of a random farm animal, EPAW shares a barn with a goat that would destroy him.
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y-l_a vs the mini horse
Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.
I doubt I could even get the horse to eat meat.
I do have a small goat you could take on though YLA.
Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. :nono:
No horse meat or meat period? not that it matters when discussing slim jims.
I doubt I could get EPAW to eat meat.
If YLA is really interested in taking on some sort of a random farm animal, EPAW shares a barn with a goat that would destroy him.
Lil Curtis Kelly?
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If YLA is really interested in taking on some sort of a random farm animal, EPAW shares a barn with a goat that would destroy him.
I'll donate to Trim's BBBS fund if this contest is on youtube.
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y-l_a v. EPAW carrot eating contest
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baby carrots or full sized
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baby carrots or full sized
have you ever seen someone dangle a baby carrot from a stick to entice a pony to pull a cart? full size.
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doesn't seem like a fair battle.
*disclaimer: I've never met YLA. If he has buck-teeth, then disregard.
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y-l_a v. EPAW carrot eating contest
I'll "pony up" $50 for this. y-l_a has to be wearing a rabbit costume or something though.
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I just call them "jims".
Typical conversation:
Person A: "What would be a fun snack to eat whilst riding in a car?"
Chingon: "Just grab some jims."
Person A: "Right-o!"
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I think beef jerky is ridiculously overpriced for what you get. Not sure if jims count as "beef jerky", but whatever.
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I just call them "jims".
Typical conversation:
Person A: "What would be a fun snack to eat whilst riding in a car?"
Chingon: "Just grab some jims."
Person A: "Right-o!"
Person A sounds like a real jackass. Have fun going on some kind of car trip w/ that Jerkoff. I'll pass.
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I would only do it if I could wash it down with a big jar of mayonnaise.
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I would only do it if I could wash it down with a big jar of mayonnaise.
My donation is now contingent on both EPAW The Midget Pony and Y-L_A also downing a huge jar of mayonnaise.
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I will be a bookie for the mini horse, yla, turt slim Jim off. Proceeds to bbbs
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that's good enough or me. cash on the table is now $75.
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Somebody get this pony or goat or whatever to this contest so I can get felix rex' $100 donation.
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baby carrots or full sized
have you ever seen someone dangle a baby carrot from a stick to entice a pony to pull a cart? full size.
lmao I'm from Manhattan aka the melting pot of the midwest. I'm not from some god damned small hick town from western KS.
baby horse, baby carrots makes sense to me.
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baby carrots for the horse, full size carrots for YLA.
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So if he can find a suitable trailer, my business partner is 98% on bringing EPAW to the spring game.
Is this actually going to happen?
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The ball is squarely in yla's court now. Money is on the table, just depends on whether or not he hates kid more than carrots or mayonnaise.
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The ball is squarely in yla's court now. Money is on the table, just depends on whether or not he hates kid more than carrots or mayonnaise.
Let's do this y-l_a. I haven't had time to post a complete update, but we're about $1700 short of where we need to be.
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:bwpopcorn:
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:blank:
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Motherfuckers.
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i'm guessing by the fact that y-l-a is able to operate an electronic device other than a morphine drip that everyone pussed out. god damn it.
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do to situations beyond our control, this is being pushed back to fam reunion game. more details in coming months.
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http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2981495 (http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2981495)
thankfully, i have no idea if this is a good deal or not.
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Bump for MOAP3.