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Title: Energy drinks
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 06, 2011, 02:48:57 PM
For or against?

This is my current favorite.

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Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: OK_Cat on April 06, 2011, 02:49:30 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: j rake on April 06, 2011, 02:56:42 PM
I have tons of energy.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: The1BigWillie on April 06, 2011, 02:57:31 PM
Only used for bomb shots.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 06, 2011, 03:01:58 PM
I can't believe people drink that crap.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 06, 2011, 03:03:45 PM
I can't believe people drink that crap.
They are quite tasty.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 06, 2011, 03:06:36 PM
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I saw somebody drinking one of these one time.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: SwiftCat on April 06, 2011, 03:11:26 PM
Energy drinks are increds dumb.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: wetwillie on April 06, 2011, 03:14:29 PM
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Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: pissclams on April 06, 2011, 03:16:32 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 06, 2011, 03:17:10 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.
YES! :lol:
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 06, 2011, 03:18:47 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

How is natural selection going to work if these lazy sob's can just drink energy drinks and get saved from their other habits by modern medicine (Thanks Obama)?
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Tobias on April 06, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
against.  unless with alcohol so i can do the pancreas/liver/heart destruction trifecta.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: OK_Cat on April 06, 2011, 03:19:18 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: CNS on April 06, 2011, 03:22:52 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: OK_Cat on April 06, 2011, 03:24:03 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 

then you're not a true morning person (as stevedave pointed out with your snooze button issue).  Morning people/not fat people can make it with natural energy until the evening. 
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 06, 2011, 03:24:25 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 

How old are you?
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: CNS on April 06, 2011, 03:26:06 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 

How old are you?
32
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: OK_Cat on April 06, 2011, 03:27:14 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 

How old are you?
32

check your pancreas lately?   :ohno:
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: CNS on April 06, 2011, 03:27:35 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 

then you're not a true morning person (as stevedave pointed out with your snooze button issue).  Morning people/not fat people can make it with natural energy until the evening. 

Oh, I still am wide awake, just lose focus majorly around 2:30 or so.  Caffeine focuses the hell out of me.

Maybe I have ADD?   :dunno:
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: steve dave on April 06, 2011, 03:38:52 PM
I have tons of energy.

because you drink tons of soda
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: pissclams on April 06, 2011, 03:44:27 PM
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

How is natural selection going to work if these lazy sob's can just drink energy drinks and get saved from their other habits by modern medicine (Thanks Obama)?
there are limits to what modern medicine can do.  a lot of the pills some people take to stay alive have very toxic longterm effects.  at the end of the day these mutants will have to deal with their problems.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: SwiftCat on April 06, 2011, 04:02:54 PM
could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

FALSE


Night Owl/Non-Energy Drinker
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Cire on April 06, 2011, 05:49:21 PM
I like the orange Monster.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: jtksu on April 06, 2011, 05:56:44 PM
Tried a 5 hour once.  Tasted like crap and made me supper jittery.  Red Bull is great for mixing with alcohol but I rough ridin' it when a bar gets all cheap and tried to sneak in some shitty replacement like monster or matador.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: jtksu on April 06, 2011, 05:59:44 PM
Me:  You guys pour Red Bull out of the gun?   That's pretty sweet.
Retardtender:  No, we use Matador, it's even better!
Me:  :dubious:  :drink:  Dude, you're a rough ridin' liar.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 06, 2011, 06:48:01 PM
I have an unhealthy addiction to coffee, so it helps me stay normal but doesn't get me energized.

If I need to stay up late and don't think I'm going to make it, 5 Hour Energy is by far the best option. It doesn't make me jittery and doesn't have a crash, it just makes me feel energized/focused for 5-6 hours.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 06, 2011, 06:54:28 PM
Tried a 5 hour once.  Tasted like crap and made me supper jittery.  Red Bull is great for mixing with alcohol but I rough ridin' it when a bar gets all cheap and tried to sneak in some shitty replacement like monster or matador.
5 hour energy is terrible, doesn't do anything.  Love Rockstar/Monster.  Not a fan of AMP.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Stupid Fitz on April 06, 2011, 07:41:47 PM
Horrible for you.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: AbeFroman on April 07, 2011, 11:54:46 AM
How come it's always the most white trash losers that drink this crap? It really reminds me of Idiocracy and their Brawndo drink. I go into Quicktrip to get a V8 (they currently have coupons at QT for 75 cents off one bottle) and it's just full of day laborers in their dirty cut off shirts chugging rockstar and monster by the gallon.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 07, 2011, 11:59:51 AM
How come it's always the most white trash losers that drink this crap? It really reminds me of Idiocracy and their Brawndo drink. I go into Quicktrip to get a V8 (they currently have coupons at QT for 75 cents off one bottle) and it's just full of day laborers in their dirty cut off shirts chugging rockstar and monster by the gallon.
In the geek/nerd culture it's widely accepted, we made the industry with "Jolt" back in the day.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: pissclams on April 07, 2011, 12:41:44 PM
I don't agree that Jolt was a nerd energy drink but Bawls certainly was.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: CNS on April 07, 2011, 01:30:37 PM
All of the trainers at my YMCA drink the crap out of Monster.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: FP TC etc. on April 07, 2011, 01:34:28 PM
How come it's always the most white trash losers that drink this crap? It really reminds me of Idiocracy and their Brawndo drink. I go into Quicktrip to get a V8 (they currently have coupons at QT for 75 cents off one bottle) and it's just full of day laborers in their dirty cut off shirts chugging rockstar and monster by the gallon.

 :lol:

It must suck to be so fat/out of shape that your pathetic body can't handle an energy drink every once in a while.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 07, 2011, 01:40:14 PM
Why would anyone drink V8, that's some nasty crap.  Get your vegetables by eating them not drinking them, thanks.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: CNS on April 07, 2011, 01:52:01 PM
I drink the crap out of reg V8 when it is cold out.  For some reason it only sounds good to me in the winter. 
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: steve dave on April 07, 2011, 01:55:59 PM
I drink a low sod. v8 every day
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: OK_Cat on April 07, 2011, 01:58:52 PM
not a fan of regular V8, but I like the V8 fusion fruit juices.   :lick:
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: wetwillie on April 07, 2011, 02:09:17 PM
Juicing is a huge pain but the real thing is great for energy.  Carrot Juice especially.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: steve dave on April 07, 2011, 02:12:28 PM
Juicing is a huge pain but the real thing is great for energy.  Carrot Juice especially.

carrots are, like, mostly sugar.  probably explains this. 
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: pissclams on April 07, 2011, 02:24:15 PM
Why would anyone drink V8, that's some nasty crap.  Get your vegetables by eating them not drinking them, thanks.

seriously great post here by saul.  i doubt any of you rubes have actually taken the time to research the nutritional info of v8.  i have.  it gives you 40% of your RDA of Vitamin A, and 140% of your RDA of Vitamin C- both of which you can get from just about anything.

thanks a lot for jack crap V8, dumbass :flush:
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: CNS on April 07, 2011, 02:25:40 PM
V8 is delicious. 
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: steve dave on April 07, 2011, 02:26:20 PM
Why would anyone drink V8, that's some nasty crap.  Get your vegetables by eating them not drinking them, thanks.

seriously great post here by saul.  i doubt any of you rubes have actually taken the time to research the nutritional info of v8.  i have.  it gives you 40% of your RDA of Vitamin A, and 140% of your RDA of Vitamin C- both of which you can get from just about anything.

thanks a lot for jack crap V8, dumbass :flush:

should prolly just take a multi vitamin and call it a day  :lol:
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 07, 2011, 02:28:04 PM
V8 is delicious. 
when adding vodka, worcestershire sauce and a couple olives.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: AbeFroman on April 07, 2011, 02:29:27 PM
not a fan of regular V8, but I like the V8 fusion fruit juices.   :lick:

This is what I was talking about. Too bad you guys saw "V8" but were too busy getting stupid on energy cola to figure out they have more than just Tomato Carrot.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 07, 2011, 03:38:18 PM
not a fan of regular V8, but I like the V8 fusion fruit juices.   :lick:

This is what I was talking about. Too bad you guys saw "V8" but were too busy getting stupid on energy cola to figure out they have more than just Tomato Carrot.
jfc, the fruit juices? Might as well drink kool-aid. Dumbass.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: jtksu on April 07, 2011, 03:54:48 PM
The fruit juices have like the same vits and mins as the nasty ass tomato/vegetable ones.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Benja on April 07, 2011, 03:54:58 PM
gave up energy drinks for adderall back in undergrad
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: pissclams on April 07, 2011, 03:55:42 PM
The fruit juices have like the same vits and mins as the nasty ass tomato/vegetable ones.
ya, vit a, vit c but they add potassium (helps break down lactic acid which causes cramps)
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Benja on April 07, 2011, 03:57:45 PM
The fruit juices have like the same vits and mins as the nasty ass tomato/vegetable ones.
ya, vit a, vit c but they add potassium (helps break down lactic acid which causes cramps)

bananas
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: CHONGS on April 07, 2011, 04:02:03 PM
bananas are radioactive
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Benja on April 07, 2011, 04:03:00 PM
the good ones are
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: CHONGS on April 07, 2011, 04:03:36 PM
All of them are
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: CNS on April 07, 2011, 04:06:25 PM
All of them are

<---eats a lot of bananas   :ohno:
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: KSU_foo on April 07, 2011, 04:09:12 PM
Anyone drink the wheat grass??  It's absolutely  :barf: , but I noticed a big difference in my energy when I drank a shot every day.  Was it worth it??  Nope.  I'll just stick to the pot of coffee in the mornings.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Benja on April 07, 2011, 04:10:02 PM
All of them are

<---eats a lot of bananas   :ohno:

you have cancer. (will feel bad if you really do)
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: pissclams on April 07, 2011, 05:24:38 PM
mods, pls rename thread to fat people w/ no energy drink tia
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: kitten_mittons on April 07, 2011, 08:17:11 PM
Rockstar Recovery is the only way to go.  (Yeah, moron, the yellow one)

Energy + Hydration, dumbasses. It says it on the can, so you know it's true.

Also, Kitten_Mittons mostly drinks water.  Coffee drinkers are just as bad as smokers, except they are in denial about it.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 07, 2011, 08:20:27 PM
Rockstar Recovery is the only way to go.  (Yeah, moron, the yellow one)

Energy + Hydration, dumbasses. It says it on the can, so you know it's true.

Also, Kitten_Mittons mostly drinks water.  Coffee drinkers are just as bad as smokers, except they are in denial about it.
can is smaller :(
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Cire on April 07, 2011, 08:22:28 PM
not a fan of regular V8, but I like the V8 fusion fruit juices.   :lick:

Picked up a case at costco yesterday
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: hemmy on April 07, 2011, 08:31:22 PM
Energy drinks are the worst tasting thing in the world. Every single brand is beyond terrible, they taste like a mixture of diarrhea, vomit, and sugar.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: kitten_mittons on April 08, 2011, 06:54:26 AM
Energy drinks are the worst tasting thing in the world. Every single brand is beyond terrible, they taste like a mixture of diarrhea, vomit, and sugar.

Please start a thread telling us the story of the time you tasted diarrhea, vomit, and sugar all at the same time.  Will read.

(Also, that rockstar recovery I referenced, is non-carbonated.  Tastes like lemonade, mostly.)
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Cire on April 08, 2011, 07:07:45 AM
Lots of old balls in this thread.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: CNS on April 08, 2011, 07:37:49 AM
had a full throttle right before a big presentation last night.  felt like cuba gooding jr.

full throttle is delicious.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: The Whale on April 08, 2011, 09:04:15 AM
Energy drinks are the worst tasting thing in the world. Every single brand is beyond terrible, they taste like a mixture of diarrhea, vomit, and sugar.


Not the diet ones dumbass.

Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: Benja on April 08, 2011, 09:47:42 AM
How bout you guys grow up and do some blow like adults.
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: steve dave on April 08, 2011, 09:51:42 AM
How bout you guys grow up and do some blow like adults.

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Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: CNS on April 08, 2011, 09:54:56 AM
How bout you guys grow up and do some blow like adults.

Frowned upon at my place of business.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Energy drinks
Post by: The Big Train on June 03, 2015, 12:15:37 PM
currently drinking this guy with my lunch, wow I can feel the energy already you guys. it also has like raised letters and symbols, almost like brail

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