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Title: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: wildcatnation7 on April 05, 2011, 09:03:16 PM
Alright, so for school i need to write 3 poems about a theme, my theme is basketball.. i've already done 2 and i want to do a peom about my main man Jacob Pullen.. ANYONE WANNA HELP?:)
Thanks
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: Cackle on April 05, 2011, 09:04:13 PM
do your own homework
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: wildcatnation7 on April 05, 2011, 09:05:49 PM
do your own homework

no, thanks.. i've already done 2 and i want this one to be a good one. If no one gives me and ideas i will so you can SMH
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: _33 on April 05, 2011, 09:10:58 PM
Adorable Jake
All time leading scorer wow
Fear the beard and stuff
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: wildcatnation7 on April 05, 2011, 09:11:49 PM
Adorable Jake
All time leading scorer wow
Fear the beard and stuff

great start... may be used  :drool:
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: SwiftCat on April 05, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
You are a horrible sock.

Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: wildcatnation7 on April 05, 2011, 09:21:26 PM
You are a horrible sock.



Sir, you are not that swift.  :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: PowercatPat on April 05, 2011, 09:35:58 PM
You are a horrible sock.



I could not agree more.
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: 8manpick on April 05, 2011, 09:39:05 PM
do your own homework

no, thanks.. i've already done 2 and i want this one to be a good one. If no one gives me and ideas i will so you can SMH

So you can shake my head?
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: wildcatnation7 on April 05, 2011, 09:42:35 PM
do your own homework

no, thanks.. i've already done 2 and i want this one to be a good one. If no one gives me and ideas i will so you can SMH

So you can shake my head?

no silly, shoot my hand!
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: pike on April 05, 2011, 10:28:46 PM
Jake scored thirty eight
The rest of the team blow ass
eff You Wisconsin
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: WildcatNation on April 05, 2011, 10:45:38 PM
Youre not the real WildcatNation,
Pickup a new hobby,
Maybe masturbation?
 :ck:
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 05, 2011, 10:51:51 PM
Jake is super great
He passes great and shoots great
Dillards licks my taint
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: wildcatnation7 on April 05, 2011, 11:00:30 PM
Youre not the real WildcatNation,
Pickup a new hobby,
Maybe masturbation?
 :ck:


never said i was??? maybe thats why i put a 7 at the end...  :dunno:
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: pike on April 05, 2011, 11:06:53 PM
Youre not the real WildcatNation,
Pickup a new hobby,
Maybe masturbation?
 :ck:


Warm up the haiku police  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: RightMeow on April 05, 2011, 11:11:22 PM
Must it be a haiku?

Jake is the greatest
EMAW Nation loves him lots
Love when he makes shotz
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: Pete on April 05, 2011, 11:26:29 PM
We used to have loads of haiku threads on ksufans.  Most people didn't know that ksufans was a pretty well known underground poetry slam sight.

You can prolly find a few doozy here if you know where to look

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=482.0

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=799.0
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: DQ12 on April 06, 2011, 01:04:33 AM
There once was bearded point guard
Who made all K-State fans go hard
He scored tons of points
And smoked tons of joints
And now has a Dillards gift card
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: Catchacold on April 06, 2011, 01:31:46 AM
oh dearest j pullz
marched the cats into madness
tought me to dougie
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: CatsFan_58 on April 06, 2011, 03:05:30 AM
There once was bearded point guard
Who made all K-State fans go hard
He scored tons of points
And smoked tons of joints
And now has a Dillards gift card
i like
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: kcnut on April 06, 2011, 06:42:27 AM
jacob pullen is a man
when he had to he took a stand
we are not going to the nit today
because we've harder then flavor flav
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: Kat Kid on April 06, 2011, 10:29:28 AM
3 star stink
ain't even mad
crossover, stepback
feel my swag

tunnel dance mc
dougie witchya girl
Jimmer Freddette?
obscure like Steve Earl

I got that 5 finger discount
After handshake promises
Let CK finish drives
like D-Train Thomas's

Steady with the stone
Chicago is my home
Hat town is my lover
All take cover
better tell all you mothers
More Lethal than Danny Glover
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: wetwillie on April 06, 2011, 10:30:46 AM
3 star stink
ain't even mad
crossover, stepback
feel my swag

tunnel dance mc
dougie witchya girl
Jimmer Freddette?
obscure like Steve Earl

I got that 5 finger discount
After handshake promises
Let CK finish drives
like D-Train Thomas's

Steady with the stone
Chicago is my home
but Manhattan is my lover
All take cover
tell all you mothers
More Lethal than Danny Glover

I got goosebumps
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: OK_Cat on April 06, 2011, 11:23:53 AM
here jake sits
his cheeks are flexin
he's squeezing out
another texan (horns down)
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: EMAWzified on April 06, 2011, 11:30:30 AM
Jake Pullen be bad
made old man Brady cry big tears
with rest of hock nation
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: EMAWzified on April 06, 2011, 11:39:38 AM
March is the cruelest month, breeding
high hopes with No. 1 seedings, mixing memory of disappoints with desire,
stirring Dulled expectations with spring rain,
Jayhawk winter keeps us warm, covering fans with forgettable wins,
feeding a little life to the dried tubers of the tournament

And so on.
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: CHONGS on April 06, 2011, 01:18:18 PM
We used to have loads of haiku threads on ksufans.  Most people didn't know that ksufans was a pretty well known underground poetry slam sight.

You can prolly find a few doozy here if you know where to look

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=482.0

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=799.0

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=4992.0  :katpak:
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: CHONGS on April 06, 2011, 01:21:49 PM
Wink at me
Smile
Don't weep for the end
Collect the cherry blossoms
As they fall and
Savor them
Wink
And
Smile
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: The1BigWillie on April 06, 2011, 01:56:08 PM
Poetry is for faggots.
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: CNS on April 06, 2011, 02:05:09 PM
 :facepalm:

Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: steve dave on April 06, 2011, 02:07:54 PM
3 star stink
ain't even mad
crossover, stepback
feel my swag

tunnel dance mc
dougie witchya girl
Jimmer Freddette?
obscure like Steve Earl

I got that 5 finger discount
After handshake promises
Let CK finish drives
like D-Train Thomas's

Steady with the stone
Chicago is my home
Hat town is my lover
All take cover
better tell all you mothers
More Lethal than Danny Glover

kk is really good at poetry (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FThemes%2Fsmfone_multicolour%2Fimages%2Fpost%2Fthumbup.gif&hash=a74272c013bc1268d460866bac89e54e65821d3a)
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: Pett on April 06, 2011, 02:31:17 PM
3 star stink
ain't even mad
crossover, stepback
feel my swag

tunnel dance mc
dougie witchya girl
Jimmer Freddette?
obscure like Steve Earl

I got that 5 finger discount
After handshake promises
Let CK finish drives
like D-Train Thomas's

Steady with the stone
Chicago is my home
Hat town is my lover
All take cover
better tell all you mothers
More Lethal than Danny Glover

do you rap?
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: EMAWzified on April 06, 2011, 02:43:07 PM
For your assignment submit a video of Jake's jump shot. Pure poetry, there.
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: WildcatNation on April 06, 2011, 03:03:01 PM
Where is PoetWarrior?!
 :dubious:
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: massofcatfan on April 06, 2011, 07:15:48 PM
For whom the bell tolls a poem (No man is an island)


Ask not for whom the bell tolls
I forget what comes next
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: j-dub on April 06, 2011, 07:34:10 PM
Lil' adorable from chi town
winked at doom
n' knocked the 3 ball down

my mother effin house
you lazy fat a
my mother effin house
what you say?

No nit not for me
compete, compete
crowd on its feet
as I make history

ftb.
Title: Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
Post by: Kat Kid on April 06, 2011, 07:40:03 PM
Wink at me
Smile
Don't weep for the end
Collect the cherry blossoms
As they fall and
Savor them
Wink
And
Smile

 :eye: she is/was right.