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Title: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: pufiZzle on March 31, 2011, 08:01:45 PM
Coming up next on ESPN2..........
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: pufiZzle on March 31, 2011, 08:05:34 PM
Facing a 30 yr old alcoholic piece of crap human being
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: RightMeow on March 31, 2011, 08:06:26 PM
Why is Brady Morningstar in this thing?
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: KSU-Krazie on March 31, 2011, 08:08:36 PM
Why is Brady Morningstar in this thing?

Trying to appeal to the older audience?
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: wes mantooth on March 31, 2011, 08:13:02 PM
I'm cheering for Jacob Pullen.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Panjandrum on March 31, 2011, 08:13:35 PM
Jake vs. Drunky in the first round.

Lame.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: pike on March 31, 2011, 08:14:18 PM
Fear the Beard reference not pertaining to jake  :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Gooch on March 31, 2011, 08:15:12 PM
Jake wins the uni battle in a landslide
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: KSU-Krazie on March 31, 2011, 08:16:00 PM
Wearing the greys!  :love:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Gooch on March 31, 2011, 08:16:40 PM
Suck it Brady and Beems
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: hemmy on March 31, 2011, 08:17:23 PM
Jake too cool for school
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: pike on March 31, 2011, 08:18:06 PM
"Morningstar is the best shooter in the competition" - Dumbass announcer guy. He hit the least amount of shots in the first round.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: kingkongcat on March 31, 2011, 08:18:21 PM
hard to make shots on those old elementary school rims
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Gooch on March 31, 2011, 08:18:54 PM
Brady is more than likely drunk
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 31, 2011, 08:19:59 PM
:frown:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: kingkongcat on March 31, 2011, 08:20:05 PM
lol at the 25 yr old comment by the announcer....."he had to work hard to stay in school that long......have to get a job now"
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: JavaCat on March 31, 2011, 08:20:10 PM
Would've laughed my ass off if Morningstar would've gone off for like 20+. Still got to laugh my ass off that he continued his pitiful end to his career.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: pufiZzle on March 31, 2011, 08:20:40 PM
Pretty obvious that Jake doesn't give a crap and is focused on being drafted.  Brady practicing his ass off trying for his greatest accomplishment of all time.  Jake ----->  :jerk:  
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Rams on March 31, 2011, 08:21:19 PM
:frown:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: steve dave on March 31, 2011, 08:22:28 PM
this guy's beard is much more intimidating and less adorable than jake's  :frown:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Bookcat on March 31, 2011, 08:22:48 PM
I had no idea this many players in the country wore a beard. Jake is a trendsetter.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: steve dave on March 31, 2011, 08:24:02 PM
It's like, I actually do fear that guy's beard. 
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Gooch on March 31, 2011, 08:26:44 PM
WTF Dunn's jersey is already retired. Do the right thing Currie!
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: pufiZzle on March 31, 2011, 08:28:06 PM
Jake's literally nowhere to be found
 :bracketmouse:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 31, 2011, 08:28:24 PM
Seems like Jake is off to himself alot.
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Post by: Wallace on March 31, 2011, 08:28:50 PM
Lol at Jake being the only player staying seated on the bench with his arms crossed  :pbj:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: pike on March 31, 2011, 08:30:15 PM
The last time we'll see Jake in a KSU Q@ jersey  :embarrassed:. The only reason I tuned in fwiw.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 31, 2011, 08:31:02 PM
The last time we'll see Jake in a KSU Q@ jersey  :embarrassed:. The only reason I tuned in fwiw.

Me too. Had to run to Tubby's to watch it since we don't have TV. Glad I did, though.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Spaces on March 31, 2011, 08:35:03 PM
Laid back, legs crossed  :love:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: pufiZzle on March 31, 2011, 08:35:26 PM
Can't wait for Mcgrudz to win this in 2 years.........
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Wallace on March 31, 2011, 08:35:54 PM
Would have never guessed there was a better 3pt shooter than Jake
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: pufiZzle on March 31, 2011, 08:37:00 PM
Pullen gettin it in!
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: KSU-Krazie on March 31, 2011, 08:37:14 PM
Jake was sitting right in the middle of all the women. Laid back like its nothing.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Rams on March 31, 2011, 08:37:43 PM
Laid back, legs crossed  :love:
in the middle of the ladies.  :D

He's too elite for this Mickey Mouse crap.  Deserves so much better.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: pike on March 31, 2011, 08:48:17 PM
Someone screen cap, asap.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 31, 2011, 08:48:57 PM
clapped for the iowastateo chick while laying on ground.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: pufiZzle on March 31, 2011, 09:04:13 PM
Jake visibly pissed when woman loses 3 pt contest.  Will probably have sex with all of them in an hour or 2
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: joda on March 31, 2011, 09:17:35 PM
Jake visibly pissed when woman loses 3 pt contest.  Will probably have sex with all of them in an hour or 2

Fear the beard x4 amirite?
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 31, 2011, 09:21:13 PM
So, result?
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: wetwillie on March 31, 2011, 09:23:09 PM
Doing dunk contest now, I think 3 pt contest still to come.   Tucks all over the world rejoiced that the 5'10 white kid from some college in Illinois threw down a between the legs dunk.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: CNS on March 31, 2011, 09:24:57 PM
Doing dunk contest now, I think 3 pt contest still to come.   Tucks all over the world rejoiced that the 5'10 white kid from some college in Illinois threw down a between the legs dunk.

Did not make it out of 1st round.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Rams on March 31, 2011, 09:28:38 PM
Doing dunk contest now, I think 3 pt contest still to come.   Tucks all over the world rejoiced that the 5'10 white kid from some college in Illinois threw down a between the legs dunk.
Don't act like it wasn't impressive. That kid is ridiculous.  If you haven't seen his Youtube, you're missing out.  What he can do at 5'10 is unreal.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: hemmy on March 31, 2011, 09:32:33 PM
Everyone using Jake
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Spaces on March 31, 2011, 09:33:51 PM
Perfect oop  :love:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Rams on March 31, 2011, 09:35:52 PM
Jake's huge smile in slow motion. :cry:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: KSU-Krazie on March 31, 2011, 09:36:13 PM
Everyone using Jake

Everyone knows having the beard in your dunk gives you bonus points!
Title: ESPN can't get enough of adorable Jake
Post by: kcpowercat on March 31, 2011, 09:36:47 PM
Kills Brady "OG" in the 3 point competition...

talk about jake all through the broadcast...

then Holly has to interview him just to get that smile out of him.....

Damn ESPN loves them some Jake.    :love:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: joda on March 31, 2011, 09:37:07 PM
Jake really is hard core pimpin... don't think I've seen him without one of the estroballers by his side
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Spaces on March 31, 2011, 09:38:43 PM
Brady trying to talk to Jake  :lol:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: ednksu on March 31, 2011, 09:51:21 PM
what uniform did he go with?
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: The1BigWillie on March 31, 2011, 09:57:22 PM
what uniform did he go with?

Grey
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: EMAWgasm on March 31, 2011, 10:21:15 PM
Was out there tonight.  I blame Jake not making it past the 1st round on the hype announcer.  He kept pronouncing Jake's name wrong, like Jake Pull-ee-un, which caused Jake to laugh uncontrollably right before the buzzer sounded to start the round  :bang:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: bobby_runs on April 01, 2011, 03:13:43 AM
Can't wait for Mcgrudz to win this in 2 years.........
Won't happen. He'll be leading K-State to the Final Four.   #truth
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: steve dave on April 01, 2011, 07:15:30 AM
the best dunker guy was robbed
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: PoetWarrior on April 01, 2011, 11:09:30 AM
Jake, play your best in the all-star game, tonight, west coast time around 5-11pm.

But not for us.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: hemmy on April 01, 2011, 11:14:33 AM
the best dunker guy was robbed

not really
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: steve dave on April 01, 2011, 11:38:42 AM
the best dunker guy was robbed

not really

yes really
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Johnny Wichita on April 01, 2011, 11:42:38 AM
the best dunker guy was robbed

not really

yes really

 :users:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: hemmy on April 01, 2011, 11:46:00 AM
the best dunker guy was robbed

not really

yes really

You are wrong.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: steve dave on April 01, 2011, 11:48:24 AM
IT'S A SHORT WHITE YOUTUBE SENSATION!
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: hemmy on April 01, 2011, 11:59:29 AM
IT'S A SHORT WHITE YOUTUBE SENSATION!

And he had better dunks than the other guys.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: AbeFroman on April 01, 2011, 12:10:41 PM
JFC it's not shirt tuck to love a white player when he's actually talented at what he does. That kid actually pulled off the same dunks in his video, live, against D1 ballers. And espn legitimately measured his jump to be 45 inches.

Impressive. As. eff.

 :opcat: <---- you guys but in reverse.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Rams on April 01, 2011, 12:15:55 PM
IT'S A SHORT WHITE YOUTUBE SENSATION!
JFC it's not shirt tuck to love a white player when he's actually talented at what he does. That kid actually pulled off the same dunks in his video, live, against D1 ballers.

 :opcat: <---- but in reverse.


Beat me to it. The anti-'tuck backlash on this site turns totally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) sometimes (most of the time).  :bang:

Jumping over a guy at the three point line THEN running up, catching the ball and dunking it isn't even on the same planet as jumping over a guy, grabbing the ball from said guy in mid air and doing a 2 handed reverse.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: sys on April 01, 2011, 12:33:50 PM
i love this short white dunker dude because he's a d3 scrub, which permanently proves my thesis that jumping ability is irrelevant to bball players under about 6'4" or 6'5", which is a crucial part of one of my more important recruiting theses, which is that i rough ridin' hate retards that make recruit highlight vids of guards filled with open court dunks.

i hate the 'tards & 'tucks that watch those vids and then post about how impressive the recruit looks and how dalonte should go get him a tiny bit more.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: SleepFighter on April 01, 2011, 01:52:03 PM
No matter how hard you try, you can't spoil my memory of Kenyatta Dix against Missouri.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: PoetWarrior on April 01, 2011, 01:56:21 PM
i love this short white dunker dude because he's a d3 scrub, which permanently proves my thesis that jumping ability is irrelevant to bball players under about 6'4" or 6'5", which is a crucial part of one of my more important recruiting theses, which is that i effing hate retards that make recruit highlight vids of guards filled with open court dunks.

i hate the 'tards & 'tucks that watch those vids and then post about how impressive the recruit looks and how dalonte should go get him a tiny bit more.

For a moment, I thought you could be talking about me. Then I realized you couldn't possibly be talking to me, so I now feel a great sense of relief. However, if I didn't feel relieved, I should realize the error I've made and correct it.

I will continue to feel as though we are on good, friendly terms as we've always been.

I encourage everyone else to search themselves to ensure they are not in error.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Rams on April 01, 2011, 02:00:59 PM
i love this short white dunker dude because he's a d3 scrub, which permanently proves my thesis that jumping ability is irrelevant to bball players under about 6'4" or 6'5", which is a crucial part of one of my more important recruiting theses, which is that i effing hate retards that make recruit highlight vids of guards filled with open court dunks.

i hate the 'tards & 'tucks that watch those vids and then post about how impressive the recruit looks and how dalonte should go get him a tiny bit more.

For a moment, I thought you could be talking about me. Then I realized you couldn't possibly be talking to me, so I now feel a great sense of relief. However, if I didn't feel relieved, I should realize the error I've made and correct it.

I will continue to feel as though we are on good, friendly terms as we've always been.

I encourage everyone else to search themselves to ensure they are not in error.

You're so rough ridin' weird.  :confused:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: sys on April 01, 2011, 02:02:31 PM
For a moment, I thought you could be talking about me.

obviously not talking about you, pw.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: michigancat on April 01, 2011, 02:13:30 PM
No matter how hard you try, you can't spoil my memory of Kenyatta Dix against Missouri.

I was there! It was AMAZING. :ksu:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: kougar24 on April 01, 2011, 02:21:38 PM
:dnr:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: skycat on April 01, 2011, 04:05:27 PM
i love this short white dunker dude because he's a d3 scrub, which permanently proves my thesis that jumping ability is irrelevant to bball players under about 6'4" or 6'5", which is a crucial part of one of my more important recruiting theses, which is that i rough ridin' hate retards that make recruit highlight vids of guards filled with open court dunks.

Not just open court:

Quote from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzPzl3j2zzM
Here's over 3 minutes of my in game dunks including oops, tip dunks, through traffic, as well as and 1 dunks.

Also, he averages 14.8 points, leads his team with 7.1 rebounds and 1.8 steals, and adds 2.4 assists (http://www2.ic.edu/athletic/STAT_CREW_FILES/MENS_BASKETBALL/teamcume.htm), so he's not just a dunker.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: michigancat on April 01, 2011, 04:08:22 PM

Quote from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzPzl3j2zzM
Here's over 3 minutes of my in game dunks including oops, tip dunks, through traffic, as well as and 1 dunks.

are black people allowed to play d3?
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Skipper44 on April 01, 2011, 04:22:46 PM

Quote from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzPzl3j2zzM
Here's over 3 minutes of my in game dunks including oops, tip dunks, through traffic, as well as and 1 dunks.

are black people allowed to play d3?

 :opcat: I think d3 = no scholarships  :opcat:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 01, 2011, 04:24:57 PM
Jake on Tru TV now.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: kstater on April 01, 2011, 04:38:20 PM
He's wearing #3.  Weird.  Already has an assist.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: kstater on April 01, 2011, 04:40:52 PM
That pudgy mexican from Utah is playing too.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 01, 2011, 04:41:51 PM
East can't make crap.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: sys on April 01, 2011, 04:43:17 PM
Not just open court:

Also, he averages 14.8 points, leads his team with 7.1 rebounds and 1.8 steals, and adds 2.4 assists (http://www2.ic.edu/athletic/STAT_CREW_FILES/MENS_BASKETBALL/teamcume.htm), so he's not just a dunker.

yeah, he's got great hops.  and he's a good d3 player.  that was my point as well.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: kstater on April 01, 2011, 04:47:51 PM
Jake comes off the floor and immediately puts his Q@ts warmup back on.   :love:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: wildcatnation7 on April 01, 2011, 10:39:37 PM
this guy's beard is much more intimidating and less adorable than jake's  :frown:

hahaha that made me giggle.  :grin:
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Trim on April 01, 2011, 11:48:35 PM
About halfway through the first half, Jake tried to trick the other team's big into passing him the ball off a rebound
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: sys on April 01, 2011, 11:59:22 PM
About halfway through the first half, Jake tried to trick the other team's big into passing him the ball off a rebound

mods, please move to michigancat's pickup game thread.
Title: Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
Post by: Trim on April 02, 2011, 12:10:54 AM
At halftime, Jakes OBz-like coach's locker room speech consisted of telling them to get back on defense, and then standing there not dying.