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Hey guys!
I am a high school senior from Texas and I just got accepted to K-State recently. My stepdad is an alum so I know quiet a bit about the school and i'm very excited. Since I got accepted Ive been looking around at a few message boards and find this one to be the funniest and probably most in touch with the actual students. Anyway I have to give a 5 minute speech for a class in a couple weeks about anything, so I wanted to give a speech about why K-State is better than kU. Ive been reading this site quiet a bit so I can see that theres a lot of humor and camrodery(sp?), which makes me excited about the school. So I was wondering if you could provide me with some good talking points about us v. kU. Because this is for a class it can't be vulgar or too crazy, it needs to be pretty legit and verifiable because it will be graded. Any good info you could provide would be much appreciated. See y'all in aggieville next year!
EMAW!!!
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Hey guys!
I am a high school senior from Texas and I just got accepted to K-State recently. My stepdad is an alum so I know quiet a bit about the school and i'm very excited. Since I got accepted Ive been looking around at a few message boards and find this one to be the funniest and probably most in touch with the actual students. Anyway I have to give a 5 minute speech for a class in a couple weeks about anything, so I wanted to give a speech about why K-State is better than kU. Ive been reading this site quiet a bit so I can see that theres a lot of humor and camrodery(sp?), which makes me excited about the school. So I was wondering if you could provide me with some good talking points about us v. kU. Because this is for a class it can't be vulgar or too crazy, it needs to be pretty legit and verifiable because it will be graded. Any good info you could provide would be much appreciated. See y'all in aggieville next year!
EMAW!!!
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eff it, I already like the guy.
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I kno I'm still in high school, but I already hate the sqwuaks. Isn't that enough to like me? :D
Srsly, I need some good ideas. Stuff like the most recent bball beatdown of the hawks, and the last football game, maybe some stats and stuff. I need a good grade in this class!
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I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT
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Kansas doesn't have a rivalry called Farmageddon. Nuff said.
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I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT
lol, I don't wanna get cornered in the parking lot. PPl would be much more willing to hear negative stuff about kU than UT here. I gotta represent the goodness of the Little Apple!
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I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT
lol, I don't wanna get cornered in the parking lot. PPl would be much more willing to hear negative stuff about kU than UT here. I gotta represent the goodness of the Little Apple!
Your setting is prime territory for some UT smack. Discussing KSU > KU will likely get you :zzz:. A true EMAW goes directly into the lions den and :comehere:.
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we have the :doom:
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I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT
lol, I don't wanna get cornered in the parking lot. PPl would be much more willing to hear negative stuff about kU than UT here. I gotta represent the goodness of the Little Apple!
Your setting is prime territory for some UT smack. Discussing KSU > KU will likely get you :zzz:. A true EMAW goes directly into the lions den and :comehere:.
Maybe I could mix in a little UT smack but I also want to be an advocate for the merits of KSU, and I can tell from reading this board that a lot of EMAW pride comes from how we are a better/more respectful program than kU. When I tell my friends I'm coming here they always try to talk about how kU is better just cuz they don't really know anything about us. So I need some good talking points! Some really undeniable stuff...
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I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT
lol, I don't wanna get cornered in the parking lot. PPl would be much more willing to hear negative stuff about kU than UT here. I gotta represent the goodness of the Little Apple!
Your setting is prime territory for some UT smack. Discussing KSU > KU will likely get you :zzz:. A true EMAW goes directly into the lions den and :comehere:.
Maybe I could mix in a little UT smack but I also want to be an advocate for the merits of KSU, and I can tell from reading this board that a lot of EMAW pride comes from how we are a better/more respectful program than kU. When I tell my friends I'm coming here they always try to talk about how kU is better just cuz they don't really know anything about us. So I need some good talking points! Some really undeniable stuff...
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Merits and respect came from reading this board? jfc.
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Merits and respect came from reading this board? jfc.
I'm sorry, you guys seem kinda weird about me asking this. I gotta go to bed now, but I guess i can go to the scout board tomorrow. I just thought you guys seemed more tuned in to the real facts about it :doom:
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Nut up kid. Seriously, nobody down there will give a crap about some random ass points you have to make about why some school 10 hours away is "better" than another school 10 hours away. Also, it would probably be easier to represent why state is better than the shorthorns due to the recent DOMINANCE over them in all sports (which is even funnier due to them making a claim to being the best all around athletic program in the country, as opposed to Kansas where we know we suck on the gridiron, and well basically anything that doesn't involve guys playing with a basketball).
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Merits and respect came from reading this board? jfc.
I'm sorry, you guys seem kinda weird about me asking this. I gotta go to bed now, but I guess i can go to the scout board tomorrow. I just thought you guys seemed more tuned in to the real facts about it :doom:
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Damn...you guys are rough ridin' dicks. Kid, there is an article from the KC Star website that proves(statistically) that KSU alumnus are better in pretty much every way then KU grads...if you can use power point i would suggest shoving in a picture of pillsbury...which is probably one of the best places in america to have a good time at...but primarily i would focus on the article that states that we are better than KU and MU fans(post grad) in pretty much every imaginable way...really hope you have a better time at KSU than my last cousin(who developed nut cancer and had to go back to TX) either way if you need a link to the article pm me and i will send it your way.
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TrueBlue Hawk - you are a sqwauk, and by definition that means I hate you, and you are a liar and a cheater and everything you say is bullcac, so eff off! If there are actually any real CATS on this board, I look forward to reading your replys in the morning. GET OUT OF HERE SQWUAK!
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TrueBlue Hawk - you are a sqwauk, and by definition that means I hate you, and you are a liar and a cheater and everything you say is bullcac, so eff off! If there are actually any real CATS on this board, I look forward to reading your replys in the morning. GET OUT OF HERE SQWUAK!
Well so much for going to bed.. And I'm not exactly sure why "by definition" you have to hate me? I do not hate any of the cats, and respect the fanbase for the most part and can seemingly have knowledgeable conversations about college basketball with all my state friends. Also, I'm not exactly sure where all this hatred is coming from, especially considering you live in Tejas and did not grow up having to endure the beatings the cats took in basketball and the annihilations El Roberson, Darren Sproles, Terrance Newman and co. put on my Jayhawks.
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TrueBlue Hawk - you are a sqwauk, and by definition that means I hate you, and you are a liar and a cheater and everything you say is bullcac, so eff off! If there are actually any real CATS on this board, I look forward to reading your replys in the morning. GET OUT OF HERE SQWUAK!
They aren't our rivals, bro.
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TrueBlue Hawk - you are a sqwauk, and by definition that means I hate you, and you are a liar and a cheater and everything you say is bullcac, so eff off! If there are actually any real CATS on this board, I look forward to reading your replys in the morning. GET OUT OF HERE SQWUAK!
They aren't our rivals, bro.
Yeah. KU is basically on the same level as Washburn or Ft. Hays state....don't really know what they do and I don't really care :users:
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We aren't slave owners. Welcome!
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I'm gonna have to talk to Bosco about this future cat.
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1. Welcome to K-State
2. Use better spelling and grammar. K-Staters have higher standards.
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For a speech like this, where it's supposed to srs, you should also use Weefer's old talking points: Goldwater, Truman, etc. Someone link him those statistics.
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More Like Gay-State
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Dax will give you plenty of reasons and examples of why we are better.
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We beat UT with regularity. KU loses to UT with regularity.
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Scientific analysis has shown sqwawkers to be dumb, poor and old. So don't got there if you want to be smart, rich and young.
Q@s also smell much, much better.
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Damn...you guys are effing dicks. Kid, there is an article from the KC Star website that proves(statistically) that KSU alumnus are better in pretty much every way then KU grads...if you can use power point i would suggest shoving in a picture of pillsbury...which is probably one of the best places in america to have a good time at...but primarily i would focus on the article that states that we are better than KU and MU fans(post grad) in pretty much every imaginable way...really hope you have a better time at KSU than my last cousin(who developed nut cancer and had to go back to TX) either way if you need a link to the article pm me and i will send it your way.
Right here. Use facts, and scientific data. Ron stomp in their longhorn faces.
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2. Use better spelling and grammar. K-Staters have higher standards.
Agreed. S-Q-U-A-W-K. Just remember that it ends with WK (like Andrew WK, I guess?).
Also, :dubious:
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Ok, i've done some research and here are my notes:
Well I started by comparing the records/accomplishments in basketball, but frankly it was embarassing and I don't think I could construct a cohesive argument in favor of K-State vis-a-vis Kansas.
So I decided to focus on Football, since I've always heard that we own KU in football. I was shocked to learn that:
Kansas leads the all-time series 65-38-5 :o
Kansas leads in Lawrence: 37-16-2
Kansas leads in Manhattan: 27-22-3
Kansas' all-time record is 568–550–58 (.508) compared to K-State's, which is 466–610–41 (.436)
Both teams have the same number of bowl victories, and Kansas won the Orange bowl just a few years ago!
Kansas has 8 conference titles compared to K-State's 5 :confused:
Kansas has won 3 of the last 5? wtf?
All of this was pretty disheartening, so I decided to parse that KC Star article for some salient points. However, my teacher would not approve of me claiming that polling data as scientific. Unfortunately, the poll doesn't measure alums living in the KC area, but rather individuals who identify themselves as fans of the program. Surely the income data for KU fans is diluted due to the number of bandwagon fans in KC who like the Jayhawks, since they are essentially the NBA team of KC, but probably don't hold a degree from that institution. So, sadly, I was again left grasping at straws.
Now I understand why you say UT is your rival and not KU - because they pretty much own your cacty @sses in every way possible. So, you start threads attempting to criticize the success of the program as a way of feeling just a little bit better about your continual failures. Because I, like Mr. Sheen, am a fan of winning (duh), I have decided to become one of the 51% of applicants who, though accepted, decide not to attend KSU. I will now be applying to attend that winning school in Lawrence. Sure, I will be giving up my need based scholarship at KSU, but I'd rather graduate with debt from KU than graduate from the Other SChool in Kansas debt-free. :doom:
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Lol, another ku fan who thinks the earth is flat. You will fit in in Lawrencetucky. Bring your banjo
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Ok, i've done some research and here are my notes:
Well I started by comparing the records/accomplishments in basketball, but frankly it was embarassing and I don't think I could construct a cohesive argument in favor of K-State vis-a-vis Kansas.
So I decided to focus on Football, since I've always heard that we own KU in football. I was shocked to learn that:
Kansas leads the all-time series 65-38-5 :o
Kansas leads in Lawrence: 37-16-2
Kansas leads in Manhattan: 27-22-3
Kansas' all-time record is 568–550–58 (.508) compared to K-State's, which is 466–610–41 (.436)
Both teams have the same number of bowl victories, and Kansas won the Orange bowl just a few years ago!
Kansas has 8 conference titles compared to K-State's 5 :confused:
Kansas has won 3 of the last 5? wtf?
All of this was pretty disheartening, so I decided to parse that KC Star article for some salient points. However, my teacher would not approve of me claiming that polling data as scientific. Unfortunately, the poll doesn't measure alums living in the KC area, but rather individuals who identify themselves as fans of the program. Surely the income data for KU fans is diluted due to the number of bandwagon fans in KC who like the Jayhawks, since they are essentially the NBA team of KC, but probably don't hold a degree from that institution. So, sadly, I was again left grasping at straws.
Now I understand why you say UT is your rival and not KU - because they pretty much own your cacty @sses in every way possible. So, you start threads attempting to criticize the success of the program as a way of feeling just a little bit better about your continual failures. Because I, like Mr. Sheen, am a fan of winning (duh), I have decided to become one of the 51% of applicants who, though accepted, decide not to attend KSU. I will now be applying to attend that winning school in Lawrence. Sure, I will be giving up my need based scholarship at KSU, but I'd rather graduate with debt from KU than graduate from the Other SChool in Kansas debt-free. :doom:
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Ok, i've done some research and here are my notes:
Well I started by comparing the records/accomplishments in basketball, but frankly it was embarassing and I don't think I could construct a cohesive argument in favor of K-State vis-a-vis Kansas.
So I decided to focus on Football, since I've always heard that we own KU in football. I was shocked to learn that:
Kansas leads the all-time series 65-38-5 :o
Kansas leads in Lawrence: 37-16-2
Kansas leads in Manhattan: 27-22-3
Kansas' all-time record is 568–550–58 (.508) compared to K-State's, which is 466–610–41 (.436)
Both teams have the same number of bowl victories, and Kansas won the Orange bowl just a few years ago!
Kansas has 8 conference titles compared to K-State's 5 :confused:
Kansas has won 3 of the last 5? wtf?
All of this was pretty disheartening, so I decided to parse that KC Star article for some salient points. However, my teacher would not approve of me claiming that polling data as scientific. Unfortunately, the poll doesn't measure alums living in the KC area, but rather individuals who identify themselves as fans of the program. Surely the income data for KU fans is diluted due to the number of bandwagon fans in KC who like the Jayhawks, since they are essentially the NBA team of KC, but probably don't hold a degree from that institution. So, sadly, I was again left grasping at straws.
Now I understand why you say UT is your rival and not KU - because they pretty much own your cacty @sses in every way possible. So, you start threads attempting to criticize the success of the program as a way of feeling just a little bit better about your continual failures. Because I, like Mr. Sheen, am a fan of winning (duh), I have decided to become one of the 51% of applicants who, though accepted, decide not to attend KSU. I will now be applying to attend that winning school in Lawrence. Sure, I will be giving up my need based scholarship at KSU, but I'd rather graduate with debt from KU than graduate from the Other SChool in Kansas debt-free. :doom:
Might want to think about changing your name to FutureHawk. :dunno: (ftp://:dunno:)
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Need based = poor
You will indeed fit in.
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Ok, i've done some research and here are my notes:
Well I started by comparing the records/accomplishments in basketball, but frankly it was embarassing and I don't think I could construct a cohesive argument in favor of K-State vis-a-vis Kansas.
So I decided to focus on Football, since I've always heard that we own KU in football. I was shocked to learn that:
Kansas leads the all-time series 65-38-5 :o
Kansas leads in Lawrence: 37-16-2
Kansas leads in Manhattan: 27-22-3
Kansas' all-time record is 568–550–58 (.508) compared to K-State's, which is 466–610–41 (.436)
Both teams have the same number of bowl victories, and Kansas won the Orange bowl just a few years ago!
Kansas has 8 conference titles compared to K-State's 5 :confused:
Kansas has won 3 of the last 5? wtf?
All of this was pretty disheartening, so I decided to parse that KC Star article for some salient points. However, my teacher would not approve of me claiming that polling data as scientific. Unfortunately, the poll doesn't measure alums living in the KC area, but rather individuals who identify themselves as fans of the program. Surely the income data for KU fans is diluted due to the number of bandwagon fans in KC who like the Jayhawks, since they are essentially the NBA team of KC, but probably don't hold a degree from that institution. So, sadly, I was again left grasping at straws.
Now I understand why you say UT is your rival and not KU - because they pretty much own your cacty @sses in every way possible. So, you start threads attempting to criticize the success of the program as a way of feeling just a little bit better about your continual failures. Because I, like Mr. Sheen, am a fan of winning (duh), I have decided to become one of the 51% of applicants who, though accepted, decide not to attend KSU. I will now be applying to attend that winning school in Lawrence. Sure, I will be giving up my need based scholarship at KSU, but I'd rather graduate with debt from KU than graduate from the Other SChool in Kansas debt-free. :doom:
Saw this coming a mile away. Either this or it was a KSU sock.
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Ok, i've done some research and here are my notes:
Well I started by comparing the records/accomplishments in basketball, but frankly it was embarassing and I don't think I could construct a cohesive argument in favor of K-State vis-a-vis Kansas.
So I decided to focus on Football, since I've always heard that we own KU in football. I was shocked to learn that:
Kansas leads the all-time series 65-38-5 :o
Kansas leads in Lawrence: 37-16-2
Kansas leads in Manhattan: 27-22-3
Kansas' all-time record is 568–550–58 (.508) compared to K-State's, which is 466–610–41 (.436)
Both teams have the same number of bowl victories, and Kansas won the Orange bowl just a few years ago!
Kansas has 8 conference titles compared to K-State's 5 :confused:
Kansas has won 3 of the last 5? wtf?
All of this was pretty disheartening, so I decided to parse that KC Star article for some salient points. However, my teacher would not approve of me claiming that polling data as scientific. Unfortunately, the poll doesn't measure alums living in the KC area, but rather individuals who identify themselves as fans of the program. Surely the income data for KU fans is diluted due to the number of bandwagon fans in KC who like the Jayhawks, since they are essentially the NBA team of KC, but probably don't hold a degree from that institution. So, sadly, I was again left grasping at straws.
Now I understand why you say UT is your rival and not KU - because they pretty much own your cacty @sses in every way possible. So, you start threads attempting to criticize the success of the program as a way of feeling just a little bit better about your continual failures. Because I, like Mr. Sheen, am a fan of winning (duh), I have decided to become one of the 51% of applicants who, though accepted, decide not to attend KSU. I will now be applying to attend that winning school in Lawrence. Sure, I will be giving up my need based scholarship at KSU, but I'd rather graduate with debt from KU than graduate from the Other SChool in Kansas debt-free. :doom:
Saw this coming a mile away. Either this or it was a KSU sock.
I think we all saw it :users:
We deserve better KU socks than this clown
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Need based = poor
You will indeed fit in.
Isn't the statute of limitations up on your little KC Star article? Good grief, man. Say it, don't spray it.
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This joke really needed to be slow-played more.
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Ben fights fire with fire!
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It's like this site caught VD from the Phog or something.
When did all of their shitty posters start thinking it was cool to come over and act like jackoffs?
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It's like this site caught VD from the Phog or something.
When did all of their cacty posters start thinking it was cool to come over and act like jackoffs?
It's the first time in over a year they have had a leg up in any sport of any kind. They are yearning for our validation.
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KU alumni:
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary (http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary)
Salary Ranges by Job:
Architect $41,621 - $64,544
Attorney / Lawyer $50,942 - $118,007
Financial Analyst $43,930 - $53,147
Executive Director, Non-Profit Organization $44,547 - $65,043
Project Manager, Construction $59,495 - $96,683
Popular Degrees Salary Range
Bachelor of Arts (BA/AB) $39,000 - $92,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Computer Science (CS) $50,250 - $119,792
Master of Social Work (MSW) $37,000 - $77,500
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Journalism and Mass Communication $38,898 - $98,264
Bachelor of Science (BS) $61,042 - $103,177
Popular Companies Salary Range
University of Kansas $34,960 - $70,750
Sprint Nextel Corporation $63,846 - $98,121
Cerner Corporation $45,500 - $70,000
Garmin International $71,228 - $93,667
Burns & Mcdonnell $62,750 - $86,500
Popular Cities Salary Range
Kansas City, Missouri $42,896 - $79,102
Overland Park, Kansas $40,632 - $79,445
Kansas City, Kansas $42,151 - $81,375
Lawrence, Kansas $33,268 - $53,511
Chicago, Illinois $48,063 - $79,544
Student Gender:
Male: 53%
Female: 47%
K-State alumni:
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=Kansas_State_University_%28KSU%29/Salary (http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=Kansas_State_University_%28KSU%29/Salary)
Salary Ranges by Job:
Veterinarian $51,408 - $72,046
Project Manager, Construction $54,351 - $86,610
Mechanical Engineer $53,453 - $67,506
Architect $49,824 - $61,424
Software Engineer $59,926 - $68,752
Popular Degrees Salary Range
Bachelor of Science (BS) $41,500 - $71,469
Bachelor of Architecture (b.arch) $45,138 - $77,882
Master of Science (MS) $59,000 - $78,812
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Business Administration $44,169 - $57,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Construction Management $58,585 - $88,510
Popular Companies Salary Range
Kansas State University (KSU) $41,598 - $55,042
Honeywell International Inc $70,811 - $90,000
U.S. Army $31,444 - $60,363
Perceptive Software, Inc. $42,000 - $63,214
Cerner Corporation $41,494 - $67,950
Popular Cities Salary Range
Kansas City, Missouri $43,980 - $75,156
Wichita, Kansas $43,524 - $72,953
Overland Park, Kansas $41,070 - $76,466
Manhattan, Kansas $35,634 - $61,107
Kansas City, Kansas $39,005 - $68,937
Student Gender:
Men: 63%
Women: 37%
In summary, KU alums make more money, get better jobs, relocate to cities outside the state of Kansas, and have close to a 1:1 male/female ratio.
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Season of Fail extended into the Fall of 2010 . . . so yes, there's a lot of built up angst and needed validation.
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KU alumni:
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary (http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary)
Salary Ranges by Job:
Architect $41,621 - $64,544
Attorney / Lawyer $50,942 - $118,007
Financial Analyst $43,930 - $53,147
Executive Director, Non-Profit Organization $44,547 - $65,043
Project Manager, Construction $59,495 - $96,683
Popular Degrees Salary Range
Bachelor of Arts (BA/AB) $39,000 - $92,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Computer Science (CS) $50,250 - $119,792
Master of Social Work (MSW) $37,000 - $77,500
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Journalism and Mass Communication $38,898 - $98,264
Bachelor of Science (BS) $61,042 - $103,177
Popular Companies Salary Range
University of Kansas $34,960 - $70,750
Sprint Nextel Corporation $63,846 - $98,121
Cerner Corporation $45,500 - $70,000
Garmin International $71,228 - $93,667
Burns & Mcdonnell $62,750 - $86,500
Popular Cities Salary Range
Kansas City, Missouri $42,896 - $79,102
Overland Park, Kansas $40,632 - $79,445
Kansas City, Kansas $42,151 - $81,375
Lawrence, Kansas $33,268 - $53,511
Chicago, Illinois $48,063 - $79,544
Student Gender:
Male: 53%
Female: 47%
K-State alumni:
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=Kansas_State_University_%28KSU%29/Salary (http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=Kansas_State_University_%28KSU%29/Salary)
Salary Ranges by Job:
Veterinarian $51,408 - $72,046
Project Manager, Construction $54,351 - $86,610
Mechanical Engineer $53,453 - $67,506
Architect $49,824 - $61,424
Software Engineer $59,926 - $68,752
Popular Degrees Salary Range
Bachelor of Science (BS) $41,500 - $71,469
Bachelor of Architecture (b.arch) $45,138 - $77,882
Master of Science (MS) $59,000 - $78,812
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Business Administration $44,169 - $57,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Construction Management $58,585 - $88,510
Popular Companies Salary Range
Kansas State University (KSU) $41,598 - $55,042
Honeywell International Inc $70,811 - $90,000
U.S. Army $31,444 - $60,363
Perceptive Software, Inc. $42,000 - $63,214
Cerner Corporation $41,494 - $67,950
Popular Cities Salary Range
Kansas City, Missouri $43,980 - $75,156
Wichita, Kansas $43,524 - $72,953
Overland Park, Kansas $41,070 - $76,466
Manhattan, Kansas $35,634 - $61,107
Kansas City, Kansas $39,005 - $68,937
Student Gender:
Men: 63%
Women: 37%
In summary, KU alums make more money, get better jobs, relocate to cities outside the state of Kansas, and have close to a 1:1 male/female ratio.
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someone put this guy on suicide watch.
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Beems probably thinks the Earth is flat also.
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Ben I know you're not always very smart, but one of the things that increases the difference is a post graduate degree . . . more times than not people with post graduate degree's give more money back to their undergraduate alma mater than the school they got their graduate degrees from. Lots of K-State graduates go on to law and medical school.
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It's been a while since I've owned you guys this hard. Feels pretty good.
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Over half of K-State alumni live outside of Kansas Ben . . .
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Being poor is killing him.
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Ben I know you're not always very smart, but one of the things that increases the difference is a post graduate degree . . . more times than not people with post graduate degree's give more money back to their undergraduate alma mater than the school they got their graduate degrees from. Lots of K-State graduates go on to law and medical school.
You just summarized why KU is a better university than K-State. Thanks.
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Ben I know you're not always very smart, but one of the things that increases the difference is a post graduate degree . . . more times than not people with post graduate degree's give more money back to their undergraduate alma mater than the school they got their graduate degrees from. Lots of K-State graduates go on to law and medical school.
You just summarized why KU is a better university than K-State. Thanks.
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Sadly both ku med and in particular ku law suck ass in the National Rankings. It's embarrassing.
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There's a KU bar in Dupont circle. The waitress there once offered me change on my tip. She told me that usually doesn't get "bills". That's probably why KU fans are able to squirrel away so much money. Crafty bastards.
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KU endowment: $1 billion +
K-State endowment: $330 million
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edit - thanks, 'Pad
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You're short about $70 million for K-State Ben.
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Ben I know you're not always very smart, but one of the things that increases the difference is a post graduate degree . . . more times than not people with post graduate degree's give more money back to their undergraduate alma mater than the school they got their graduate degrees from. Lots of K-State graduates go on to law and medical school.
You just summarized why KU is a better university than K-State. Thanks.
:love:
Sadly both ku med and in particular ku law suck ass in the National Rankings. It's embarrassing.
Not true at all, 'Pad. KU's law school and med school are both 1st tier. Both schools are very respectable.
http://www.top-law-schools.com/rankings.html (http://www.top-law-schools.com/rankings.html)
http://grad-schools.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-medical-schools/primary-care-rankings/page+2 (http://grad-schools.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-medical-schools/primary-care-rankings/page+2)
http://grad-schools.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-medical-schools/research-rankings/page+3 (http://grad-schools.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-medical-schools/research-rankings/page+3)
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Okay, well I guess if being "respectable" is being in the 70's in the Law, and in the 70's for Research Medical Schools you've got a point.
Wow, look at UNC in both rankings . . . now that's impressive.
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Worked with a lawyer from KU at a firm in Georgetown. He had tickets behind first base for the Nats. Yep. The Nats.
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KU endowment: $1 billion +
K-State endowment: $330 million
:love:
edit - thanks, 'Pad
You'd think with that huge endowment, they'd be able to afford to pay $59,495 - $96,683 for a project manager to begin construction on that Gridiron Club.
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KU endowment: $1 billion +
K-State endowment: $330 million
:love:
edit - thanks, 'Pad
You'd think with that huge endowment, they'd be able to afford to pay $59,495 - $96,683 for a project manager to begin construction on that Gridiron Club.
. . . Coming Fall 2010
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This thread is embarrassingly bad. goEMAW deserves more than this, and you can fit what goEMAW deserves in a Independence Ave. whore's diaphragm.
Regroup and restrategize ku trolls.
:facepalm:
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lil bro pulling over another one on us dammit. :lol: <- at us
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also explains futureHawk's reluctance to trash talk UT
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ell
oh
ell....
I like you guys, a lot. It's all love.
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should have strung this along further, it could have been really good.
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FutureCat, we do not agree to be your FutureRival. :users:
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Damn...you guys are rough ridin' dicks. Kid, there is an article from the KC Star website that proves(statistically) that KSU alumnus are better in pretty much every way then KU grads...if you can use power point i would suggest shoving in a picture of pillsbury...which is probably one of the best places in america to have a good time at...but primarily i would focus on the article that states that we are better than KU and MU fans(post grad) in pretty much every imaginable way...really hope you have a better time at KSU than my last cousin(who developed nut cancer and had to go back to TX) either way if you need a link to the article pm me and i will send it your way.
Bet you feel like a dumbass :facepalm:
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Fact: K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew. This really about sums it up.
Fact: KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire. Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact: ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall. Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.
The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot. Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.
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You haven't been following the thread have you? I graduated 3 years ago and make more than a KSU engineering major. Also, I'm from central Kansas originally. The networking afforded me by the Jayhawk Nation has allowed me to be more successful than I would be had I gone to the oft-forgotten "other school" in Kansas. Suck my d*ck and lick my B*lls, you cacty fools... :pbj:
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Why does beemz have to diss us so hard?! SO HARD!
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Why does beemz have to diss us so hard?! SO HARD!
not beems.
just beeming :D
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I bet FutureCat and the guys at the office are just rolling
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Damn...you guys are effing dicks. Kid, there is an article from the KC Star website that proves(statistically) that KSU alumnus are better in pretty much every way then KU grads...if you can use power point i would suggest shoving in a picture of pillsbury...which is probably one of the best places in america to have a good time at...but primarily i would focus on the article that states that we are better than KU and MU fans(post grad) in pretty much every imaginable way...really hope you have a better time at KSU than my last cousin(who developed nut cancer and had to go back to TX) either way if you need a link to the article pm me and i will send it your way.
Bet you feel like a dumbass :facepalm:
Ya I do. I really do. But at least I'm not some dumbass that claims to be from central Kansas and some jet setting KU fan. But really I feel used and empty right now...guess I will just take my superior education from KState and get some consolation from the group of brazilian super models dancing around in my 95th floor Dubai loft...I would kick that guys ass but I'm trying to minimize my impact on the earth vis a vis my private jet and transatlantic hovercraft.
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You haven't been following the thread have you? I graduated 3 years ago and make more than a KSU engineering major. Also, I'm from central Kansas originally. The networking afforded me by the Jayhawk Nation has allowed me to be more successful than I would be had I gone to the oft-forgotten "other school" in Kansas. Suck my d*ck and lick my B*lls, you cacty fools... :pbj:
Are dorks this big for real?
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statistics say that you'd be even more successful had you gone to ksu fwiw.
But hey, I"m happy if you are happy duder.
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Interesting thing about his claim that the findings were invalid and that "just fans" could be a part of the breakdown...I guess that just further reinforces our point that KU has the most bandwagon fans...seriously doubt that this dude even graduated from KU. I mean, I'm from Central Kansas, and every dipshit that i met that was a ku fan was either a high school dropout or had graduated and moved on to their illustrious careers at brick plants and meat processing plants.
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Let's see, so far our new little friend here has wasted a shitload of time digging up a bunch of worthless stats nobody gives a eff about and he's lied about how much money he makes. Now we just need him to lie about how much ass he gets (when in reality he's never been laid) and we'll have the KU shitty troll trifecta! :facepalm:
I'm with Splenda Dick. We deserve better, damn it!
Also, lol@ you tards that fell for this.
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Fact: K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew. This really about sums it up.
Fact: KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire. Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact: ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall. Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.
The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot. Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.
:facepalm:
eff you.
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Fact: K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew. This really about sums it up.
Fact: KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire. Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact: ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall. Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.
The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot. Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.
:facepalm:
eff you.
+1
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Fact: K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew. This really about sums it up.
Fact: KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire. Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact: ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall. Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.
The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot. Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.
I like this guy.
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Fact: K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew. This really about sums it up.
Fact: KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire. Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact: ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall. Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.
The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot. Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.
I like this guy.
:dubious:
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Still very much enjoying this. Please continue to display your ignorance and inadequacy. I'll be CK'ing it up over here :ck:
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I :lol:'d at the splenda dick quip top notch stuff
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Still very much enjoying this. Please continue to display your ignorance and inadequacy. I'll be CK'ing it up over here :ck:
We enjoy you too, FutreCat :thumbsup:
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You guys really do crack me up. I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway. Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on? Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it... Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right? :combofan:
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You guys really do crack me up. I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway. Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on? Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it... Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right? :combofan:
I bigot ku fan. Big surprise.
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You guys really do crack me up. I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway. Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on? Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it... Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right? :combofan:
I bigot ku fan. Big surprise.
You think this "Red in Blue" website he's making is a fringe spin off of the KKK?
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You guys really do crack me up. I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway. Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on? Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it... Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right? :combofan:
I bigot ku fan. Big surprise.
You think this "Red in Blue" website he's making is a fringe spin off of the KKK?
Pike - is that a picture of Pullen from the press conference after the Wiscy game? When that big bad journalist made him cry ? :(((((((
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You guys really do crack me up. I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway. Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on? Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it... Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right? :combofan:
I bigot ku fan. Big surprise.
You think this "Red in Blue" website he's making is a fringe spin off of the KKK?
Pike - is that a picture of Pullen from the press conference after the Wiscy game? When that big bad journalist made him cry ? :(((((((
Why? Are you asking for a public lynching a la every other racist squawk?
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futurecastesportssquawk
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Somehow, some way I'm racist, yet you're talking about lynching me? :surprised: :nono: Do you even have any black non-athletes there? other than your world famous theatre majors?
edit: Eric Stonestreet, wooooooo!!!!
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I'm racist
:horrorsurprise:
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I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years. There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.
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I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years. There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.
yeah, the chance to stick the knife in must either be done with quick, tactical precision or over a very long time scale. none of this half-assed stuff
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I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years. There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.
There really is a lot of potential; I fealt a little bad drawing it out any further. You know - salt meet wound - it's kinda mean. I like you guys; I thought you might appreciate the style. I also knew there were a lot of suckers here, so it was easy. I'm currently working on some good material for my next venture: EmbryoMAW
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I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years. There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.
There really is a lot of potential; I fealt a little bad drawing it out any further. You know - salt meet wound - it's kinda mean. I like you guys; I thought you might appreciate the style. I also knew there were a lot of suckers here, so it was easy. I'm currently working on some good material for my next venture: EmbryoMAW
i did like the fact that you set your mythical character in texas. it provided a nice personal touch.
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I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years. There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.
There really is a lot of potential; I fealt a little bad drawing it out any further. You know - salt meet wound - it's kinda mean. I like you guys; I thought you might appreciate the style. I also knew there were a lot of suckers here, so it was easy. I'm currently working on some good material for my next venture: EmbryoMAW
I find it kind of odd that a KU fan would spend a Saturday night creating such a ruse and not out spending all of that money he supposedly makes.
Two universal truths of BBSing were on display tonight. One, if you brag about how much you make on a message board, you don't make cac. Two, if you're on a different team's board after eleven PM on the weekend, you can't find a woman to save your life.
So, kudos to you, sir. May you someday find whatever it is you're seeking, because pursuits of this nature are a monumental waste of time and energy, and you must have copious amounts of both.
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Panjandrum:
A very keen post on your part.
Your handle reflects a failed design for an incendiary device during WWII (does it subconsciously reflect a failure on your part?), and I appreciate the esoteric/obscure reference.
I am currently in San Antonio, and I have some down time at the hotel between games. Yes, I've been posting after going out on the riverwalk. Consider this my guilty pleasure.
Overall, your post demonstrates some good smack talk. I think you should be able to leverage your skills successfully in your professional life.
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Panjandrum:
A very keen post on your part.
Your handle reflects a failed design for an incendiary device during WWII (does it subconsciously reflect a failure on your part?), and I appreciate the esoteric/obscure reference.
I am currently in San Antonio, and I have some down time at the hotel between games. Yes, I've been posting after going out on the riverwalk. Consider this my guilty pleasure.
Overall, your post demonstrates some good smack talk. I think you should be able to leverage your skills successfully in your professional life.
It's a guilty pleasure that speaks volumes about your own insecurity and lack of maturity.
Son, from one professional to another, I would suggest you reflect upon the gravity of this statement, and tell me what you think.
You're on vacation, in a beautiful city, on a Saturday night, and you're trying to get a rise out of KSU fans from your hotel room.
That says everything about you I need to know.
Also, you're incorrect on the reference. Google Samuel Foote. Since you already wikied my handle, you may as well do it right this time.
Go out, get drunk, and live life. Don't spend it being a douche on a message board. Aim higher.
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I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years. There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.
This.
futurecat. Don't post for 6 months and come back as a fatty esque poster. let it go on for a long time, and then rip our hearts out.
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You can practically hear Panjandrum ripping the manhood from that poor kid.
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Fact: K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew. This really about sums it up.
Fact: KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire. Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact: ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall. Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.
The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot. Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.
:facepalm:
eff you.
+1
These guys must be JO Ho's...
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Panjandrum:
A very keen post on your part.
Your handle reflects a failed design for an incendiary device during WWII (does it subconsciously reflect a failure on your part?), and I appreciate the esoteric/obscure reference.
I am currently in San Antonio, and I have some down time at the hotel between games. Yes, I've been posting after going out on the riverwalk. Consider this my guilty pleasure.
Overall, your post demonstrates some good smack talk. I think you should be able to leverage your skills successfully in your professional life.
It's a guilty pleasure that speaks volumes about your own insecurity and lack of maturity.
Son, from one professional to another, I would suggest you reflect upon the gravity of this statement, and tell me what you think.
You're on vacation, in a beautiful city, on a Saturday night, and you're trying to get a rise out of KSU fans from your hotel room.
That says everything about you I need to know.
Also, you're incorrect on the reference. Google Samuel Foote. Since you already wikied my handle, you may as well do it right this time.
Go out, get drunk, and live life. Don't spend it being a douche on a message board. Aim higher.
Oh crap, here I go. I'm glad this is anonymous. I don't wanna go googling for you, and I don't wanna stay out late since we have the early game. All I know is that the panjandrum was a failed British breaching device during WWII. I think you seem like a standup guy - a guy i would enjoy sharing a beer with, except for the fact that you had to say "son" - that's a deal breaker for me. First, what makes you think you're older than man? Secondly, God damn, what's with the "Son" thing? are you from Texas or what?
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Fact: K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew. This really about sums it up.
Fact: KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire. Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact: ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall. Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.
The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot. Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.
:facepalm:
eff you.
+1
These guys must be JO Ho's...
You just outed yourself as a bigoted homophobic anti-Semite (and given those, I have to assume you're racist) who is rough ridin' terrible at bbs'ing. I hate you. Go die in a fire.
And please, for the love of everything holy, stop telling people you're a KSU fan. :pray:
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Gosh, I'd love to stay out past 10 guys, but early game tomorrow...
Racist and a dork? No wonder he's so lonely
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Oh crap, here I go. I'm glad this is anonymous. I don't wanna go googling for you, and I don't wanna stay out late since we have the early game. All I know is that the panjandrum was a failed British breaching device during WWII. I think you seem like a standup guy - a guy i would enjoy sharing a beer with, except for the fact that you had to say "son" - that's a deal breaker for me. First, what makes you think you're older than man? Secondly, God damn, what's with the "Son" thing? are you from Texas or what?
No successful person over the age of 30 would engage in something like this. You have more important things to do with your time. For example, spending time with your wife and kids, working on your home, working, etc.
Also, as you mentioned earlier in the thread, you didn't want to go out because you had the early game today. Even though you stayed up until 3:00 AM, but I digress. If you are incapable of knowing how to stay out and have a good time without feeling pain the next morning, you haven't had enough experience doing so.
Again, maybe, someday, you'll understand these things. Until then, I'd suggest you find another hobby and guilty pleasure. This one just makes you look like a stupid kid...even if you aren't.
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Oh crap, here I go. I'm glad this is anonymous. I don't wanna go googling for you, and I don't wanna stay out late since we have the early game. All I know is that the panjandrum was a failed British breaching device during WWII. I think you seem like a standup guy - a guy i would enjoy sharing a beer with, except for the fact that you had to say "son" - that's a deal breaker for me. First, what makes you think you're older than man? Secondly, God damn, what's with the "Son" thing? are you from Texas or what?
No successful person over the age of 30 would engage in something like this. You have more important things to do with your time. For example, spending time with your wife and kids, working on your home, working, etc.
Also, as you mentioned earlier in the thread, you didn't want to go out because you had the early game today. Even though you stayed up until 3:00 AM, but I digress. If you are incapable of knowing how to stay out and have a good time without feeling pain the next morning, you haven't had enough experience doing so.
Again, maybe, someday, you'll understand these things. Until then, I'd suggest you find another hobby and guilty pleasure. This one just makes you look like a stupid kid...even if you aren't.
Yeah...I think he is though. The more I read through his posts, the more I'm convinced this is a high school kid that probably just got into KU for next year and is excited about it. His parents may have taken him to San Antonio and he just wasn't allowed to stay out late so he came back to the hotel and got on here. The fear of swearing, the misspellings, the immature comments about salary, the aversion to being called "son"...it all adds up now.
Seriously guys, let's take it easy on the kid. I'm fine with attacking college age and older, but this just feels icky. I mean, we can bbs with him, but let's leave the gloves on. Don't wanna make the news because some HS kid offed himself after being bullied on this message board. :dunno:
So where you from, kid?
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Oh crap, here I go. I'm glad this is anonymous. I don't wanna go googling for you, and I don't wanna stay out late since we have the early game. All I know is that the panjandrum was a failed British breaching device during WWII. I think you seem like a standup guy - a guy i would enjoy sharing a beer with, except for the fact that you had to say "son" - that's a deal breaker for me. First, what makes you think you're older than man? Secondly, God damn, what's with the "Son" thing? are you from Texas or what?
No successful person over the age of 30 would engage in something like this. You have more important things to do with your time. For example, spending time with your wife and kids, working on your home, working, etc.
Also, as you mentioned earlier in the thread, you didn't want to go out because you had the early game today. Even though you stayed up until 3:00 AM, but I digress. If you are incapable of knowing how to stay out and have a good time without feeling pain the next morning, you haven't had enough experience doing so.
Again, maybe, someday, you'll understand these things. Until then, I'd suggest you find another hobby and guilty pleasure. This one just makes you look like a stupid kid...even if you aren't.
Yeah...I think he is though. The more I read through his posts, the more I'm convinced this is a high school kid that probably just got into KU for next year and is excited about it. His parents may have taken him to San Antonio and he just wasn't allowed to stay out late so he came back to the hotel and got on here. The fear of swearing, the misspellings, the immature comments about salary, the aversion to being called "son"...it all adds up now.
Seriously guys, let's take it easy on the kid. I'm fine with attacking college age and older, but this just feels icky. I mean, we can bbs with him, but let's leave the gloves on. Don't wanna make the news because some HS kid offed himself after being bullied on this message board. :dunno:
So where you from, kid?
Well said. If everything I posted on the Internet at eighteen were out for public disclosure, I'd probably be embarrassed as well.
I'm done. I hope he enjoys his time at KU.
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Panjandrum:
A very keen post on your part.
Your handle reflects a failed design for an incendiary device during WWII (does it subconsciously reflect a failure on your part?), and I appreciate the esoteric/obscure reference.
I am currently in San Antonio, and I have some down time at the hotel between games. Yes, I've been posting after going out on the riverwalk. Consider this my guilty pleasure.
Overall, your post demonstrates some good smack talk. I think you should be able to leverage your skills successfully in your professional life.
It's a guilty pleasure that speaks volumes about your own insecurity and lack of maturity.
Son, from one professional to another, I would suggest you reflect upon the gravity of this statement, and tell me what you think.
You're on vacation, in a beautiful city, on a Saturday night, and you're trying to get a rise out of KSU fans from your hotel room.
That says everything about you I need to know.
Also, you're incorrect on the reference. Google Samuel Foote. Since you already wikied my handle, you may as well do it right this time.
Go out, get drunk, and live life. Don't spend it being a douche on a message board. Aim higher.
Oh crap, here I go. I'm glad this is anonymous. I don't wanna go googling for you, and I don't wanna stay out late since we have the early game. All I know is that the panjandrum was a failed British breaching device during WWII. I think you seem like a standup guy - a guy i would enjoy sharing a beer with, except for the fact that you had to say "son" - that's a deal breaker for me. First, what makes you think you're older than man? Secondly, God damn, what's with the "Son" thing? are you from Texas or what?
Son, it's a sign of disrespect. I would say it to you, even if you were older than me. It means I consider you to be a child in comparison to me, son.
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Fact: K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew. This really about sums it up.
Fact: KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire. Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact: ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall. Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.
The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot. Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.
ku fans, take notes. This is how a real sock works.
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statistics say that you'd be even more successful had you gone to ksu fwiw.
But hey, I"m happy if you are happy duder.
bell curve
boom
roasted
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Should have stayed out. Last night in town and all.