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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: steve dave on February 19, 2010, 08:37:55 PM
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Please line up at the NE corner of Loyd Noble to get the ever loving f^ck beat out of you on Feb. 20th (SATURDAY). I will be crushing the balls of one DICKWAD OU fan at a time from noon to 3:00. Come prepared to have your ballsack and taint kicked to the point they are indistinguishable from some kind of lump of bloody balls and throwup. I will also be cratering your faces and, again, ballsacks after I have my pre-game snack so if you don't make it by the 3:00 break you can wait patiently to have your facecrotch battered just prior to the game. My mom may approach the human octagon of bros created by my dojo crew at some point around 3. Immediately stop when you hear the alarm (Meadowlark call) because if my mom catches me f^cking you up she will ground the SH1T out of me. Pretend we are just "rough housing" and your bloody crotch/face area was already bloody from before. As a warning to little pussy bitches that don't like going to the ER for extended intensive care stays:
I am an orange belt in KenPo
I once punched clean through a box of frosted flakes that my brother held in front of me. Frosted flakes went everywhere
I hit 7 home runs my last year of little league
I completed intermediate swimming lessons ONE YEAR EARLY
RULES!:
No weapons. That's it. My bros chingon and rick daris will be monitoring the unmerciful face crushings and if someone brings something like a non-comb switchblade they will disarm you breaking most of the bones in your balls
:chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw:
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facecrotch
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Please tell me this is posted on OUHoops
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Please tell me this is posted on OUHoops
http://ouhoops.com/forum/showthread.php?p=169691#post169691
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they will cheat and throw cans of skoal at your face, SD
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Favorite part:
My bros chingon and rick daris will be monitoring the unmerciful face crushings and if someone brings something like a non-comb switchblade they will disarm you breaking most of the bones in your balls
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I seriously have a brocrush on sd.
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I seriously have a brocrush lady crush on sd.
+1 :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
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Watch out SD, some of those OU fans turn into human bombs when the Cats are in town. Make sure nobody starts lighting their shoes and crap.
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These threads are simply the best.
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Please line up at the NE corner of Loyd Noble to get the ever loving f^ck beat out of you on Feb. 20th (SATURDAY). I will be crushing the balls of one DICKWAD OU fan at a time from noon to 3:00. Come prepared to have your ballsack and taint kicked to the point they are indistinguishable from some kind of lump of bloody balls and throwup. I will also be cratering your faces and, again, ballsacks after I have my pre-game snack so if you don't make it by the 3:00 break you can wait patiently to have your facecrotch battered just prior to the game. My mom may approach the human octagon of bros created by my dojo crew at some point around 3. Immediately stop when you hear the alarm (Meadowlark call) because if my mom catches me f^cking you up she will ground the SH1T out of me. Pretend we are just "rough housing" and your bloody crotch/face area was already bloody from before. As a warning to little pussy bitches that don't like going to the ER for extended intensive care stays:
I am an orange belt in KenPo
I once punched clean through a box of frosted flakes that my brother held in front of me. Frosted flakes went everywhere
I hit 7 home runs my last year of little league
I completed intermediate swimming lessons ONE YEAR EARLY
RULES!:
No weapons. That's it. My bros chingon and rick daris will be monitoring the unmerciful face crushings and if someone brings something like a non-comb switchblade they will disarm you breaking most of the bones in your balls
:chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw:
bad news. mom caught me coming home drunk last night. i'm grounded for two weeks. sd and chingon going to have to do this without me. sd, can you drop of my xbox before you guys leave for norman? you'll have to jump the fence and leave it in my bedroom window well. thx.
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Dude - why'd you wasted all those frosted flakes?
Should of done some crappy breakfast boxed good - like fruity pebbles. Those suck. :users:
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Best OU response
fans lining up at the LNC? lol. the joke is on you
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Best OU response
fans lining up at the LNC? lol. the joke is on you
Invite him to post over here during the game.
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love these threads.