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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: steve dave on March 17, 2011, 08:48:32 AM
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So, got out of school for the rest of the week to go to the NCAA's with my folks and some of their friends. Mom and Joe were super cool and told principal McKinney that this was more important than school, LMAO! I basically get to do what I want so me and my friends were out all yesterday afternoon trying to use Jake's fake ID to buy some beer. Anyway some kid comes up in a suit and asks me if I believe in god. Obviously I knock the stupid books out of his hands and tell him to hit the road. Apparently his parents were watching close by (ready to spring some religion trap or something) and they come running over and ask me why I did that. Well, you know where this is going, I crater the dad's face and start viciously kicking him in the ribs until he spits up some blood. It was epic. He had to be at least 35 years old and didn't even put up a fight. His wife (kind of ugly) gets all upset and huddles over him trying to help him up. As we leave I kicked her in the butt and she falls over her husband who has started crying in front of his whole family. The cops questioned us later but we told them it wasn't us and my step dad vouched for all of us because he was blackout drunk all afternoon and didn't even know we weren't with him. LOL. fear the beard.
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So did you score the beer?
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:)
please post this on usufans, or whatever they're site is.
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Best one ever.
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Mom and Joe
pfffft...lol. no offense to those from broken homes.
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This story has got me pumped.
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Disgusting. I, for one, hope this Dave kid someday meets his match.
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good job steve. i'm going to break the window out of one of the mormon kids cars during lunch break.
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Disgusting. I, for one, hope this Dave kid someday meets his match.
:bitchslap:
Here's hoping he got his beers :cheers:
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I couldn't get down to Tucson but my best friend from grade school (until his dad got transferred and he moved away) Kyle lives in Chandler and was in Tucson. I told him I'd totally buy him a 12'er of beast when he came into town this summer for Stampede if he would roust some USU fans. This morning he was walking the strip in Tucson with his girlfriend when he saw a dork wearing a tie and riding a bike coming towards him. So he jumped out and fake punched at the guy. The dork flinched so hard he ran his bike into a parked car and sprawled all across the hood. I think it was a volkswagen so it was expensive and I bet if the owner was watching he would make this wimp pay for the damages. Kyle just kept on walking. :gocho:
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guess who didn't wait until lunch break? :peek:
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guess who didn't wait until lunch break? :peek:
LOL, I heard the car alarm when I was picking up attendance sheets.
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USU must be the worst juco in America.
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There are no mormons around my hood, but there is a methodist. Are these basically the same thing? If so, I'll totally eff with that methodist.
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There are no mormons around my hood, but there is a methodist. Are these basically the same thing? If so, I'll totally eff with that methodist.
Methodists are Mormons who can read.
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i think the closest thing to a mormon is a jehovas witness. dunno though. :dunno:
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i think the closest thing to a mormon is a jehovas witness. dunno though. :dunno:
Which one is not allowed to say the pledge of allegiance?
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i think the closest thing to a mormon is a jehovas witness. dunno though. :dunno:
Who would win in a bike race between a mormon and a jehovah's witness? Not Jesus. That's for sure.
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There are no mormons around my hood, but there is a methodist. Are these basically the same thing? If so, I'll totally eff with that methodist.
Mormons have that choir, and Methodists don't even sing loud
Sheesh, get it straight
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i think the closest thing to a mormon is a jehovas witness. dunno though. :dunno:
Which one is not allowed to say the pledge of allegiance?
Pretty sure you are thinking of Methodists. I have basically made my mind up on this, and I'm going stick a rag in this dude's mower gas tank and light it on fire.
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ok, so this old guy and his kid just showed up at our hotel with the cops again. made me stand there and had the kid tell the cop I was the one that kicked the crap out of his dad. I told the cop that these people were clearly crazy and my step dad basically threatened to fight the cop. the kid started crying (LOL) and his loser dad did too (LMFAO). anyway, they left and we are going to the game. Joe is PISSED and will probably kick the crap out of any USU fan he sees now. I hope you are happy, blood on your hands NARCS.
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Please think of the other Mormons, Mormons. :pray:
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There are no mormons around my hood, but there is a methodist. Are these basically the same thing? If so, I'll totally eff with that methodist.
rough ridin' with Methodists will get you mumped up... Illuminati style.
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this