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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: theswo on March 17, 2011, 02:23:39 AM
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http://blogs.nfl.com/2011/03/14/k-states-coffman-has-lofty-shoes-to-fill/
This is hilarious
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:surprised:
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lol
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:horrorsurprise:
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rick daris isn't batting an eye at this article.
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Don't know what you got til it's gone...
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decent time to actually reflect on carsy and his season as a qb at kstate along with thoughts heading into the season.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=3801.0
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5717.0
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5854.105
CARSON- rushed for 157 yds and 9tds along w/...
YEAR CMP ATT YDS CMP% YPA LNG TD INT SACK RAT
2010 171 263 2060 65.0 7.83 73 14 7 24 143.06
KAVANAUGH- rushed for negative 170yds and 3tds
Year Comp Att % Yds TD INT TD% INT% Y/G Y/A RAT
1996 167 284 58.8 1893 20 6 7.0 2.1 172.1 6.7 133.8
so basically carson was a better running version of kavanaugh who threw for more yards and had a much higher completion percentage but with a horrible, horrible defense and a team that won less games because of it. that's your 2010 cats fball season. gee...who could've possibly have seen that coming? idiots.
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decent time to actually reflect on carsy and his season as a qb at kstate along with thoughts heading into the season.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=3801.0
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5717.0
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5854.105
CARSON- rushed for 157 yds and 9tds along w/...
YEAR CMP ATT YDS CMP% YPA LNG TD INT SACK RAT
2010 171 263 2060 65.0 7.83 73 14 7 24 143.06
KAVANAUGH- rushed for negative 170yds and 3tds
Year Comp Att % Yds TD INT TD% INT% Y/G Y/A RAT
1996 167 284 58.8 1893 20 6 7.0 2.1 172.1 6.7 133.8
so basically carson was a better running version of kavanaugh who threw for more yards and had a much higher completion percentage but with a horrible, horrible defense and a team that won less games because of it. that's your 2010 cats fball season. gee...who could've possibly have seen that coming? idiots.
christ, i nailed it. :gocho:
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feels pretty damn good to be a member of Team Queso right about now :woot:
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was with carson all along.
eff all you haters.
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oh man. this is going to be like the fresno state nit game when ski dumped 62 on fresno and only like sixty people were there to see it but thirty thousand claim to have been.
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Carson Coffman was a terrible quarterback and anything else is revisionist history. We would have had the same record or better with Klein at QB all season, and the football would have been waaaay more exciting. (Or at least not like watching vomit dry.)
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Carson Coffman was a terrible quarterback and anything else is revisionist history. We would have had the same record or better with Klein at QB all season, and the football would have been waaaay more exciting. (Or at least not like watching vomit dry.)
please explain to me how the cats could have had a better record with klein as the full time qb including which losses would have been wins, etc. i can't wait to hear this. also would like some detail on how it would have been more exciting. really let the words flow here. i'm all ears.
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Why should this be a surprise; Queso had the best completion percentage in K-State history and his efficiency of 143.07 was one of the Top 5 in K-State history.
http://goEMAW.com/blog/?p=546
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his brother and father play(ed) in the nfl. congratulations on discovering the wonderful world of genetics, fball 'tards. maybe should have looked into it four years ago.
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Carson Coffman was a terrible quarterback and anything else is revisionist history. We would have had the same record or better with Klein at QB all season, and the football would have been waaaay more exciting. (Or at least not like watching vomit dry.)
please explain to me how the cats could have had a better record with klein as the full time qb including which losses would have been wins, etc. i can't wait to hear this. also would like some detail on how it would have been more exciting. really let the words flow here. i'm all ears.
Team would have scored more than once before the first quarter against UCF with Klein. I guess that one went down to the wire with us using our terrible quarterback all game and we pulled it out with :30 left, so I'll give you that it may not have been more exciting to be winning handily throughout the game. I did really love Queso fumbling the ball on the 1 right before half at Missouri, that was really, really fun to watch. What a good quarterback that CCQ was.
Now it's your turn to tell me which games that CCQ won that Klein would have lost.
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Carson Coffman was a terrible quarterback and anything else is revisionist history. We would have had the same record or better with Klein at QB all season, and the football would have been waaaay more exciting. (Or at least not like watching vomit dry.)
please explain to me how the cats could have had a better record with klein as the full time qb including which losses would have been wins, etc. i can't wait to hear this. also would like some detail on how it would have been more exciting. really let the words flow here. i'm all ears.
Team would have scored more than once before the first quarter against UCF with Klein. I guess that one went down to the wire with us using our terrible quarterback all game and we pulled it out with :30 left, so I'll give you that it may not have been more exciting to be winning handily throughout the game. I did really love Queso fumbling the ball on the 1 right before half at Missouri, that was really, really fun to watch. What a good quarterback that CCQ was.
Now it's your turn to tell me which games that CCQ won that Klein would have lost.
UCLA, Iowa State, Central Florida, North Texas
Klein might have won against OSU. We only lost to those guys because CCQ played hurt.
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I did really love Queso fumbling the ball on the 1 right before half at Missouri, that was really, really fun to watch. What a good quarterback that CCQ was.
Really tired of hearing this. Whoever thinks this is just rough ridin' stupid.
Who do you want taking that? A bigger QB that is used to handling snaps from center that hadn't shown many issues with fumbling his senior year, or a QB that rarely went under center and can be brought down much easier. They needed one rough ridin' yard, don't tell me Klein should have been in there.
He fumbled. Big rough ridin' deal.
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He fumbled. Big rough ridin' deal.
Were you watching the game up to that point? It was.
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his brother and father play(ed) in the nfl. congratulations on discovering the wonderful world of genetics, fball 'tards. maybe should have looked into it four years ago.
genetics are a sham. environmental factors are a much bigger deal
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He fumbled. Big rough ridin' deal.
Were you watching the game up to that point? It was.
They needed one yard. If you want to blame anyone, blame Old Balls for calling a stupid rough ridin' sweep.
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Carson Coffman was a terrible quarterback and anything else is revisionist history. We would have had the same record or better with Klein at QB all season, and the football would have been waaaay more exciting. (Or at least not like watching vomit dry.)
please explain to me how the cats could have had a better record with klein as the full time qb including which losses would have been wins, etc. i can't wait to hear this. also would like some detail on how it would have been more exciting. really let the words flow here. i'm all ears.
Team would have scored more than once before the first quarter against UCF with Klein. I guess that one went down to the wire with us using our terrible quarterback all game and we pulled it out with :30 left, so I'll give you that it may not have been more exciting to be winning handily throughout the game. I did really love Queso fumbling the ball on the 1 right before half at Missouri, that was really, really fun to watch. What a good quarterback that CCQ was.
Now it's your turn to tell me which games that CCQ won that Klein would have lost.
why the eff did you spend half of your words talking about the ucf game? coffman played the whole game. it was exciting. kstate won.
ucf also finished last season 11-3 and ranked in the top 25. they went 7-1 in their conference and finished their season by beating georgia in a new years eve bowl game in which they held georgia to 280 total yards and six total points. their defense finished the season in the top twenty for yards allowed per game and top ten for points allowed per game.
if you are using the ucf game to illustrate how kstate could have won more games with klein as a full time starter (your thought/not mine), then you are an absolute effing clueless idiot and i will have to just throw my hands in the air and give up. honest to god, ksu people lose 40 iq points when carson coffman becomes the topic of conversation.
"the cats would've won more games with klein, because they barely beat a top 25 team with coffman" -skinny benny 3/16/2011
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Don't be a ding dong, I was talking about how we likely would have scored more and never would have had to be in the position of pulling out a last-minute squeaker.
Still got love for ya bro. :cheers:
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once again, a prototype NFL QB has mediocre success in college, goes on to wild success in the pros. :users:
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Same old story.
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Can't wait to see CCQ pwn FreEMAW in an NFL game just like the spring game :love:
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Also begs the question...with NFL studs Freeman, Coffman, Meier and Bishop piloting teams to championships does KSU become QBU?
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I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I've always been the one talking about how he contributes on the field.
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Also begs the question...with NFL studs Freeman, Coffman, Meier and Bishop piloting teams to championships does KSU become QBU?
I think it just did. :love:
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Carson Coffman was a terrible quarterback and anything else is revisionist history. We would have had the same record or better with Klein at QB all season, and the football would have been waaaay more exciting. (Or at least not like watching vomit dry.)
Wow....so this is how outsiders of Team Queso live their lives. Sad, really.
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I will always love him for 59-7
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I will give Carsy credit for having some good games against extremely mediocre to bad defenses.
But let's take the Missouri game. 2 turnovers and 4 sacks.
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I will give Carsy credit for having some good games against extremely mediocre to bad defenses.
But let's take the Missouri game. 2 turnovers and 4 sacks.
I will give Bishop credit for having some good games against extremely mediocre to bad defenses.
But let's take the Texas Tech game. He was so bad that he was benched for Beasley.
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Yep, Bishop and Coffman are exactly the same.
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Yep, Bishop and Coffman are exactly the same.
who said they were? you're a rough ridin' idiot.
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Yep, Bishop and Coffman are exactly the same.
who said they were? you're a rough ridin' idiot.
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I will give Bishop credit for having some good games against extremely mediocre to bad defenses.
But let's take the Texas Tech game. He was so bad that he was benched for Beasley.
This is true. But in Big 12 Conference play, TT's defense was pretty good that year, it was their offense that let them down. Plus that was at TT, a place where K-State has always struggled.
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I will give Bishop credit for having some good games against extremely mediocre to bad defenses.
But let's take the Texas Tech game. He was so bad that he was benched for Beasley.
This is true. But in Big 12 Conference play, TT's defense was pretty good that year, it was their offense that let them down. Plus that was at TT, a place where K-State has always struggled.
dax,
what's your point dumbass? that missouri game was also on the road and is also a place that kstate has stuggled at lately as well. it's honest to god like i'm trying to talk kstate football with a two robotic monkeys that have been pre programmed with kstate football terms and a couple of lines of code.
"carson coffman throws passes and fumbles touchdowns missouri while collin klein colorado touchdowns and seven points willie the wildcat and brent venables" - dax and skinny benny
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:blush: Well I do say that. :blush:
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Yep, Bishop and Coffman are exactly the same.
who said they were? you're a effing idiot.
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look. that was harsh and i'm sorry. i didn't mean it. what i should've said was that you need to sharpen your critical reading skills. yes this is something that is innate, but it can be improved upon with practice. some people just aren't as good with words and language and reading and writing and what not. you'll get better. the fact that you are on a bbs and already reading and responding in written form is a good start and shows that you are willing to work at it.
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:D
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The fact that you're upset about this Daris, and I am being so kind to you only points to one simple explanation: I Win
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The fact that you're upset about this Daris, and I am being so kind to you only points to one simple explanation: I Win
you win at being a dumbass. i guess. it was a close call between you and skinny benny though. good work sonofdumbassjones.
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The fact that you're upset about this Daris, and I am being so kind to you only points to one simple explanation: I Win
you win at being a dumbass. i guess. it was a close call between you and skinny benny though. good work sonofdumbassjones.
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it's cute watchin the way you ladies slap this out :popcorn:
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Look, I've been a member of both camps, and I can tell you this: Team CCQ's camp is kinda shitty, it only has like a 21 inch tv screen, some worn down couches, some fat girls, and a bar with only natty light on tap. But Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)'s camp is all a bunch of bros sitting around a transistor radio listening to the game asking each other where they can get some chicks and beer.
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it's cute watchin the way you ladies slap this out :popcorn:
you know what? you can stay out of this. jackass.
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I was pretty back and forth on CCQ all season, eventually "switching over" to team CCQ. Here's what I think, most of Coffman's success was due, in large part, to Daniel Thomas. Defenses knew that first and foremost, you've got to stop Thomas and try to make Carson win the game. When that happened, Coffman was generally pretty effective at hitting receivers >15 yards down the field. He couldn't stretch the field vertically, at all, but he was hardly ever called to do that, probably because OBz and co. new his limitations.
So, in summation, Coffman was a decent quarterback who generally did a good job of exploiting vulnerable secondaries. Carson did not lose us any games.
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Way I see it, the reason DT had a good season was because teams had to fear the CCQ. DT should be sending CCQ a lot of lasagna for getting him drafted.
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I was pretty back and forth on CCQ all season, eventually "switching over" to team CCQ. Here's what I think, most of Coffman's success was due, in large part, to Daniel Thomas. Defenses knew that first and foremost, you've got to stop Thomas and try to make Carson win the game. When that happened, Coffman was generally pretty effective at hitting receivers >15 yards down the field. He couldn't stretch the field vertically, at all, but he was hardly ever called to do that, probably because OBz and co. new his limitations.
So, in summation, Coffman was a decent quarterback who generally did a good job of exploiting vulnerable secondaries. Carson did not lose us any games.
anybody that thinks coffman cost the team any wins is a certified dumbass. those people should obviously be pretty amped for the upcoming season though. without carson costing the cats wins, i'm expecting a lot of 9 and 10 win predictions.
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Look, I've been a member of both camps, and I can tell you this: Team CCQ's camp is kinda shitty, it only has like a 21 inch tv screen, some worn down couches, some fat girls, and a bar with only natty light on tap. But Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)'s camp is all a bunch of bros sitting around a transistor radio listening to the game asking each other where they can get some chicks and beer.
I think the first part of this, about Team CCQ's camp, is pretty accurate. I'd change the second part, though. The camp for Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) (which I'll take to mean Team Klein) is more like this: a bigger TV than team CCQ--let's say 28"--but it's black and white. Or maybe it's color, but it's got a picture that is super fuzzy and someone seriously needs to fiddle with the tint knob because everything looks orange. And the closed captioning is permanently on. (Annoying.) There are some fat girls, and there are some skinny girls too, but they have mediocre faces at best and not much rack to speak of. The beer is Fat Cat.
So in summation, there were a few options this year, but I think we can all agree that either one pretty much sucks dick.
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Good to see Daris so militant about defending Queso. Its endearing.
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I have a feeling I am going to be on opposite side of Daris in the impending Team Tuggle vs Team Sams battle. :frown:
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I have a feeling I am going to be on opposite side of Daris in the impending Team Tuggle vs Team Sams battle. :frown:
what about klein? he was tons better than coffman. right? :dunno:
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Look, I've been a member of both camps, and I can tell you this: Team CCQ's camp is kinda shitty, it only has like a 21 inch tv screen, some worn down couches, some fat girls, and a bar with only natty light on tap. But Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)'s camp is all a bunch of bros sitting around a transistor radio listening to the game asking each other where they can get some chicks and beer.
I think the first part of this, about Team CCQ's camp, is pretty accurate. I'd change the second part, though. The camp for Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) (which I'll take to mean Team Klein) is more like this: a bigger TV than team CCQ--let's say 28"--but it's black and white. Or maybe it's color, but it's got a picture that is super fuzzy and someone seriously needs to fiddle with the tint knob because everything looks orange. And the closed captioning is permanently on. (Annoying.) There are some fat girls, and there are some skinny girls too, but they have mediocre faces at best and not much rack to speak of. The beer is Fat Cat.
So in summation, there were a few options this year, but I think we can all agree that either one pretty much sucks dick.
team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) formed before klein and was not united in pumping up klein until after the UT game. usually they just wanted slamur or dt to run the wildcat like 60 times a game
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Look, I've been a member of both camps, and I can tell you this: Team CCQ's camp is kinda shitty, it only has like a 21 inch tv screen, some worn down couches, some fat girls, and a bar with only natty light on tap. But Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)'s camp is all a bunch of bros sitting around a transistor radio listening to the game asking each other where they can get some chicks and beer.
I think the first part of this, about Team CCQ's camp, is pretty accurate. I'd change the second part, though. The camp for Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) (which I'll take to mean Team Klein) is more like this: a bigger TV than team CCQ--let's say 28"--but it's black and white. Or maybe it's color, but it's got a picture that is super fuzzy and someone seriously needs to fiddle with the tint knob because everything looks orange. And the closed captioning is permanently on. (Annoying.) There are some fat girls, and there are some skinny girls too, but they have mediocre faces at best and not much rack to speak of. The beer is Fat Cat.
So in summation, there were a few options this year, but I think we can all agree that either one pretty much sucks dick.
As a Co-captain of team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), I can tell you team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) is definitely not team klein. Also, we never united with team klein either.
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How many wins this year now that Carson is finally gone? Ten?
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Daris is bbs'ing like a evil genius in here.
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Our fanbase, as skinnybenny is nice enough to demonstrate is full of rough ridin' retards.
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:woot:
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They both weren't good - Carson was just the better of them. He will fail miserably in the NFL (if drafted at all). OBz will love him as a Grad Asst though.
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RE Queso sniffing even an NFL practice squad: :dubious:
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RE Queso sniffing even an NFL practice squad: :dubious:
Suck it, loser. (http://blogs.nfl.com/2011/03/14/k-states-coffman-has-lofty-shoes-to-fill/)
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Rick Daris is absolutely right. There is no way this team could possibly be worse now that we got rid of that loser Carson Coffman. Now it's time for ol' Bill to work his magic! :woot:
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RE Queso sniffing even an NFL practice squad: :dubious:
Suck it, loser. (http://blogs.nfl.com/2011/03/14/k-states-coffman-has-lofty-shoes-to-fill/)
Still very :dubious: about this. Does World League Football still exist? Maybe he could probably go play for the Barthelona Dragons or something?
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RE Queso sniffing even an NFL practice squad: :dubious:
Suck it, loser. (http://blogs.nfl.com/2011/03/14/k-states-coffman-has-lofty-shoes-to-fill/)
Still very :dubious: about this. Does World League Football still exist? Maybe he could probably go play for the Barthelona Dragons or something?
I like how you typed in the lisp typical of all Castillians.
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I like how you caught it! :D
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I like how you caught it! :D
i was gonna say something but i thought you'd think i was a big time language dork or whatever :runaway:
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Yes, SkinnyBenny hates talking about language.
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JK, we can talk about that crap all day, er'ry day and it will be very fascinating. :D
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Yes, SkinnyBenny hates talking about language.
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JK, we can talk about that cac all day, er'ry day and it will be very fascinating. :D
skibens,
were you at ksu when tom murray was still there or had he killed his ex-wife by then? i took his phonetics, linguistics and morphology class and it rocked my world. weirdest, most complicated class that i have probably ever taken in my life.
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I actually never had him, though some pals did. Did it rock your world because he murdered you? :surprised:
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I actually never had him, though some pals did. Did it rock your world because he murdered you? :surprised:
it was just insanely complex in a weird way. like, language in the written form is just extremely complicated in some ways and stuff i guess. we had a take home test that was all about having to diagram sentences and there were rules and you had to take them apart and put them back together according to those rules. hardest test i've ever had in my life. took me somewhere around 20 hours or so to complete it. think i escaped w/ a b. maybe c. dunno. it's was a pretty messed up class. also, he was kind of weird. interesting guy/class though.
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Yeah but did he murder you? And what was your reaction when you first heard he was in hot water? If your reaction was anything like mine when I was in sixth grade and heard that O.J. might have killed his ex, you hung a giant sign on your teacher's door that said CUT THE JUICE LOOSE because you loved him as Nordberg.
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Yeah but did he murder you? And what was your reaction when you first heard he was in hot water? If your reaction was anything like mine when I was in sixth grade and heard that O.J. might have killed his ex, you hung a giant sign on your teacher's door that said CUT THE JUICE LOOSE because you loved him as Nordberg.
yeah. he did not murder me. my reaction was pretty much "hmmmm. yeah, i could see that." he killed her in douglas county and i was living in lawrence at the time so it was a pretty big deal.
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my wife was a research assistant for him, :horrorsurprise: