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Title: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Ira Hayes on March 07, 2011, 01:03:52 PM
Two missed flights?  Reallly???  Thus ends Sherron Collins' basketball career.

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/03/07/collins-missed-flights-lead-bobcats-temple/
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: goCats101 on March 07, 2011, 01:08:34 PM
 :dubious:
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: Ira Hayes on March 07, 2011, 01:10:07 PM
Charlie Sheen would have at least made the second flight.  :goodbyecruelworld:  <-- #jayhawkblood
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: doom on March 07, 2011, 01:12:32 PM
Charlie Sheen would have at least made the second flight.  :goodbyecruelworld:  <-- #jayhawkblood

 :lol:
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: AbeFroman on March 07, 2011, 01:15:03 PM
To be fair he was at the airport but was enjoying the confines of the elevator.
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 07, 2011, 01:17:03 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: jtksu on March 07, 2011, 01:17:56 PM
I bet the increased security at airports makes it more difficult to dump dead babies.
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: sys on March 07, 2011, 01:18:53 PM
Two missed flights?  Reallly???  Thus ends his basketball career.

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/03/07/collins-missed-flights-lead-bobcats-temple/

 :kstatriot:
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: 'taterblast on March 07, 2011, 01:20:14 PM
it's just too easy sometimes.
 :lol:
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 07, 2011, 01:23:43 PM
meanwhile Denny is sexing up the ladies on the Mediterranean coast. :love:
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 07, 2011, 01:28:29 PM
Sherron should have just told the Bobcats he was going to miss those flights cuz there ain't no seats.
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on March 07, 2011, 01:29:24 PM
he was too busy #winning
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on March 07, 2011, 01:29:53 PM
Sherron should have just told the Bobcats he was going to miss those flights cuz there ain't no seats.

so stealing that...
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: jtksu on March 07, 2011, 01:30:42 PM
I figured the d-league took buses.
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 07, 2011, 01:30:49 PM
KU is better off without him and he wasn't that good anyway.

KU fans
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: CNS on March 07, 2011, 01:32:16 PM
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Collins had been in that role, averaging less than a point in 20 games. But Silas says after the second missed flight, "That was kind of it."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/03/07/collins-missed-flights-lead-bobcats-temple/#ixzz1FwaLMvg4
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: jtksu on March 07, 2011, 01:34:13 PM
Last night, Tosh was talking about his flight being delayed due to a lack of seatbelt extensions. :bracketmouse:
Title: Ain't no plane seats . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 07, 2011, 02:06:12 PM
http://www.kansascity.com/2011/03/07/2705260/sherron-collins-loses-offer-with.html

Title: Re: Ain't no plane seats . . .
Post by: ednksu on March 07, 2011, 02:07:06 PM
your enthusiasm is a bit short sighted. 
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: the KHAN! on March 07, 2011, 02:16:16 PM
Sherron was educated at Ku....why does this surprise anyone?
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: 8manpick on March 07, 2011, 02:17:37 PM
:woot: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS! :woot:
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: Ira Hayes on March 07, 2011, 02:27:11 PM
:woot: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS! :woot:

I'm stealing that.   :fistpump:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: CatsFan_58 on March 07, 2011, 02:34:01 PM
what a fatass loser
Title: Re: Who is this stupid? (Sherron Collins)
Post by: 8manpick on March 07, 2011, 02:42:46 PM
:woot: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS! :woot:

I'm stealing that.   :fistpump:

 :cheers:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: prome05 on March 07, 2011, 02:48:11 PM
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Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Gooch on March 07, 2011, 02:52:49 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: deputy dawg on March 07, 2011, 05:12:40 PM
http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2011/03/sherron_collins_blows_his_chan.php
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 07, 2011, 05:40:02 PM
I'm surprised no one from Lawrence has tried to discredit that because it's Fox News.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: TheBigHomie on March 07, 2011, 05:56:40 PM
John Hollinger is all over this....

http://twitter.com/#!/johnhollinger

"So if I've got this straight, the Bobcats dumped Sherron Collins for missing flights, but apparently were OK with his not being any good."
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: SwiftCat on March 07, 2011, 06:04:53 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: GoodForAnother on March 07, 2011, 06:47:10 PM
tremendous
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Pete on March 07, 2011, 06:56:58 PM
This was how we landed Tearious George.   He repeatedly missed flight to other schools, and his coach said he was "confused" by the process.  Later, as a senior he would go on to commit a late hit at Nebraska and put their kicker in range for the game winning field goal.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Rams on March 07, 2011, 08:06:17 PM
Prolly too embarassed/poor to buy that second seat. ( :fatty: )
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Gooch on March 07, 2011, 08:11:40 PM
What a worthless peice of crap. He has babies to feed and adequate headstones to buy. Make the rough ridin' flight man.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 07, 2011, 08:41:49 PM
Decided not to show when he found out that an elevator on an airplane is actually a part of the wing.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: EllToPay on June 09, 2011, 09:29:51 AM
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: CNS on June 09, 2011, 09:34:15 AM
 :lol:

Kicked out by a PR team

 :lol:




Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Gooch on June 09, 2011, 09:41:33 AM
Way to go Lou. Now he'll never be able to feed his kid that lived.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: sys on June 09, 2011, 09:44:14 AM
what a joke.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 09:44:26 AM
can't  believe ol'fatty couldn't even make it on the Quesadillas :lol:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: EllToPay on June 09, 2011, 09:45:33 AM
bill self is laughing, kicking back in his chair with a nice glass of scotch counting his millions. bitb.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 09, 2011, 09:47:01 AM
can't  believe ol'fatty couldn't even make it on the Quesadillas :lol:

 :lol:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: CNS on June 09, 2011, 09:48:06 AM
How long until he Maurice Clarrets(SP) some place?
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: bigwillie20 on June 09, 2011, 09:53:27 AM
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SHERRONCOLLINS4 Sherron Collins
1st practice was a beast it was so hot in the gym I couldn't breath, but gotta early one before practice 2mrw gonna grab some food ttyiam
15 hours ago

 :lol:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: CNS on June 09, 2011, 09:58:18 AM
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SHERRONCOLLINS4 Sherron Collins
1st practice was a beast it was so hot in the gym I couldn't breath, but gotta early one before practice 2mrw gonna grab some food ttyiam
15 hours ago

 :lol:

Yeah, it was the heat that kept him from breathing...

 Respond and ask him when will be the next video chat he will be doing for his fans from his airplane. 
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: sys on June 09, 2011, 10:21:12 AM
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SHERRONCOLLINS4 Sherron Collins
1st practice was a beast it was so hot in the gym I couldn't breath, but gotta early one before practice 2mrw gonna grab some food ttyiam
15 hours ago

 :lol:

a masterpiece of a tweet.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: felix rex on June 09, 2011, 10:43:23 AM
I enjoyed this exchange:

Quote from: El Gordo Collins
I'm learning how to order my food in spanish so funny the whole table laughing at me


Quote
@SHERRONCOLLINS4 I just said I speak Spanish very well lol I could help u out
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Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: sys on June 09, 2011, 11:00:09 AM
I enjoyed this exchange:

Quote from: El Gordo Collins
I'm learning how to order my food in spanish so funny the whole table laughing at me


Quote
@SHERRONCOLLINS4 I just said I speak Spanish very well lol I could help u out
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa0.twimg.com%2Fprofile_images%2F1378046550%2Fprofile_bigger.jpg&hash=da11b7170737f6fe1fad47828cbecbf3044c4127)

 :lol:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 09, 2011, 12:19:29 PM
Quote
SHERRONCOLLINS4 Sherron Collins
1st practice was a beast it was so hot in the gym I couldn't breath, but gotta early one before practice 2mrw gonna grab some food ttyiam
15 hours ago

 :lol:

:lol:
Title: Re: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: kstater on June 09, 2011, 12:24:00 PM
Doesn't being black and American pretty.much guarantee you a spot on a foreign team?
Title: Re: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: bigwillie20 on June 09, 2011, 12:26:48 PM
Doesn't being black and American pretty.much guarantee you a spot on a foreign team?

As long as you're not a 5-8, 350 pound mound of fuckin doughnuts
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 01:02:43 PM
i heard that when it was time to jump ball,  the ref tried to throw sharon up  by mistake
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: felix rex on June 09, 2011, 01:21:28 PM
I heard his teammates down there called him "El Chupatorta"
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 01:34:31 PM
I heard he thought "basketball" meant "eating competition"
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 09, 2011, 01:41:25 PM
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Pillz Pillsbury Doughboy
@SHERRONCOLLINS4 can I have my cute little stomach back?
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: FHSU92 on June 09, 2011, 02:28:31 PM
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: wetwillie on June 09, 2011, 02:32:46 PM
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Sherron Collins:  coming soon to a mr goodcents near you!
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: bigwillie20 on June 09, 2011, 02:47:16 PM
Rumblings Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi shitting their pants about July 4th now  :ohno:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: steve dave on June 09, 2011, 02:55:41 PM
holy crap.  those tweets!  THOSE TWEETS!  :lol:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: EMAWzified on June 09, 2011, 03:00:17 PM
KU fans saying he hooked up with another PR team. Also have advice for him:

Quote
Soo sad.

Here's a kid that WOULD be on an NBA team, making hundreds of thousands of dollars IF he could keep himself in tremendous shape.

Apparently basketball isn't that important to him now, which is fine, if his head is on straight.

IMO: Sherron, if you want to play pro basketball at any level, move back to Larry, get those bad influences out of your life, work and hang out with the team, past players and coaches and get yourself back on track and in shape.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: jtksu on June 09, 2011, 03:28:52 PM
He must be one heck of a player if he could be making hundreds of thousands of dollars in the NBA.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: FHSU92 on June 09, 2011, 04:13:18 PM
Rumblings Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi crapting their pants about July 4th now  :ohno:

Collins could beat them IF he made the flight to be there.  If they're scared, they don't know him that well.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Kat Kid on June 09, 2011, 04:21:43 PM
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 06:00:17 PM
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.
it wasn't funny the first time someone used it in this thread either.  :flush:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Kat Kid on June 09, 2011, 06:44:52 PM
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.
it wasn't funny the first time someone used it in this thread either.  :flush:

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Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: steve dave on June 10, 2011, 07:31:44 AM
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

Quote
Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.
it wasn't funny the first time someone used it in this thread either.  :flush:

it was funny both times
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: felix rex on June 10, 2011, 08:06:11 AM
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

Quote
Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.
it wasn't funny the first time someone used it in this thread either.  :flush:

it was funny both times

for some reason, it was funnier when it was mispelled, like that's how Sharon was trying to order it in the restaurant.

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"Yo quiero muchos quesedilas porfavor"

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lol don't forget the "papas fritas" omg lol nom nom
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Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Kat Kid on June 10, 2011, 01:48:33 PM
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

Quote
Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.
it wasn't funny the first time someone used it in this thread either.  :flush:

it was funny both times

for some reason, it was funnier when it was mispelled, like that's how Sharon was trying to order it in the restaurant.

Quote
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"Yo quiero muchos quesedilas porfavor"

Quote
lol don't forget the "papas fritas" omg lol nom nom
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Oh my. I am laughing out loud in a most boisterous fashion.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Benja on June 10, 2011, 02:42:43 PM
Literally the second sheron quits basketball he will turn obese, it should be funny.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: OK_Cat on June 10, 2011, 02:46:21 PM
Literally the second sheron quits basketball he will turn obese, it should be funny.

wut

have you seen him lately?

p.s...i offered him a new job via twitter.
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: bigwillie20 on June 10, 2011, 02:47:51 PM
Literally the second sheron quits basketball he will turn obese, it should be funny.

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on June 11, 2011, 09:35:28 AM
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

JFC...pretty sure every person on this board could have predicted this. What a waste of space, Pullen so much better....

Sherron will be working security for some suburban Chicago bank soon enough...

Idiot...
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Cire on June 11, 2011, 10:29:08 AM
Does sherron hold a degree from ku?
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: FHSU92 on June 11, 2011, 03:08:05 PM
Does sherron hold a degree from ku?

I believe the only ku degree he's held is the Degree antiperspirant he got from the equip mgr
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 12, 2011, 02:54:39 AM
Does sherron hold a degree from ku?

I believe the only ku degree he's held is the Degree antiperspirant he got from the equip mgr

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Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: kstater on June 12, 2011, 07:06:39 AM
Does sherron hold a degree from ku?

Is there really much difference between holding a degree from KU and not holding a degree from KU?
Title: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 13, 2011, 09:26:37 AM
Does sherron hold a degree from ku?

Is there really much difference between holding a degree from KU and not holding a degree from KU?

If you don't hold a degree from KU there is always the hope you can be re-trained and correctly integrated into society.