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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Dr Rick Daris on March 05, 2011, 10:39:52 AM
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when your gf/bf/wife/husband goes out of town for a few days or something? me? nothing. nothing at all. try not to leave the house and try not to talk to people. weird or no?
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Pretty much my MO when the wife leaves. Do nothing but eat bagel bites and play video games.
Because. I. Can.
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eat food that's less healthy than the normal food I eat
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:love:
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eat food that's less healthy than the normal food I eat
examples? i always go w/ frozen pizza and chips/queso. anything worse out there that i should consider?
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eat food that's less healthy than the normal food I eat
examples? i always go w/ frozen pizza and chips/queso. anything worse out there that i should consider?
yes, multiple variations on the nacho theme. queso, melted on top, combo of queso and melted on top. I like to experiment.
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combo of queso and melted on top.
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immediately cease doing any and all household chores until an hour or two prior to her return. watch terrible "guy movies" on tv - the worse the movie, the better. watch lumberjack challenges, strongest man, etc. same for me on the frozen pizza and nachos. listen to loud music and make epic kstate video masterpieces (2007-2009). skateboard constantly (2001-2005). (i believe that i still do these last two even though i don't.) oh, and when i go to buy the frozen pizza and nacho ingredients, mill around the store for a super long time and contemplate buying really ridiculous stuff that would never be used solely because it's marked down so much.
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sounds like the parties at daris' tonight. :bracketmouse:
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because I have only been out of college for a year now, I get drunk as balls with a few buddies that are still single. Then I clean up my place like nothing happened.
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because I have only been out of college for a year now, I get drunk as balls with a few buddies that are still single. Then I clean up my place like nothing happened.
Sounds kinky. Make sure to wash the sheets.
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because I have only been out of college for a year now, I get drunk as balls with a few buddies that are still single. Then I clean up my place like nothing happened.
Correct answer! :D
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Went to training in Dallas for a week, rolled w/ the unhealthy food idea but kind of overdid it. Bought frozen burritos, pizzas, "bugles", party size bag of peanut M&M's, etc.
Got fairly sick by day 3, didn't feel like eating anything.
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Doing this right now. GF is in Chi-Town. I went to Hhour last night. Got piss drunk, cooked up a frozen pizza and passed out. Woke up this morning. Had a huge pancake breakfast. Went to the OoD to send off CK and JP. Home, drinking beer, ate another frozen pizza. Place is a mess. I'm loving it.
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Definitely eat unhealthier food than usual. Usually pizza or cheeseburgers. Drink beer, starting much earlier than I usually would (if at all). Play video games, or watch movies that she never wants to watch together. If I don't need to go out with friends, I won't shower and will probably wear the same shorts, pajama pants, etc.
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Two chicks at the same time.
:gocho:
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Two chicks at the same time.
:gocho:
you nuked 2 Tyson breaded chicken patties?
nice!
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Most of you guys are dead on. Loads of solid advice in this thread.
I never eat at hooters, like ever. I really don't even like it. HOWEVER, when this situation arises, I get hooters take out. Wings, shrimp (actually these are very good), and fried pickles. Like Saul, I typically make myself sick and go back to bland food within a day.
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Same stuff I normally do :dunno:
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Get blackout drunk. Sit (and fart) around in my boxers. Drop douces with the door open. Beat it to some internet porn, WITH THE VOLUME ON!
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Same stuff I normally do :dunno:
doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
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Sleep. Don't have to share my bed with no one. Get my best sleep solo.
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Same stuff I normally do :dunno:
doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:
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Same stuff I normally do :dunno:
doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:
so you talk on the phone more than you normally do? seems like someone is switching their story. hmmmm.
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Same stuff I normally do :dunno:
doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:
so you talk on the phone more than you normally do? seems like someone is switching their story. hmmmm.
Nope same amount, different person.
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Last time she was out of town instead of buying Santitas I bought some fancy tortilla chips with black beans and salsa built in. Then I ate them all and disposed of the bag so she wouldn't know I bought a $5 bag of chips. :gocho:
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Last time she was out of town instead of buying Santitas I bought some fancy tortilla chips with black beans and salsa built in. Then I ate them all and disposed of the bag so she wouldn't know I bought a $5 bag of chips. :gocho:
like
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A crap ton of video games.
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Same stuff I normally do :dunno:
doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:
so you talk on the phone more than you normally do? seems like someone is switching their story. hmmmm.
Nope same amount, different person.
hmmmm. talking on the phone to different people than you normally do sure doesn't sound like the "Same stuff I normally do". you should really get your story straight.
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Same stuff I normally do :dunno:
doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:
so you talk on the phone more than you normally do? seems like someone is switching their story. hmmmm.
Nope same amount, different person.
hmmmm. talking on the phone to different people than you normally do sure doesn't sound like the "Same stuff I normally do". you should really get your story straight.
It is though. I always talk to different people on the phone. Do you always talk to the same person on the phone everyday?
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Same stuff I normally do :dunno:
doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:
so you talk on the phone more than you normally do? seems like someone is switching their story. hmmmm.
Nope same amount, different person.
hmmmm. talking on the phone to different people than you normally do sure doesn't sound like the "Same stuff I normally do". you should really get your story straight.
It is though. I always talk to different people on the phone. Do you always talk to the same person on the phone everyday?
i never talk on the phone. this isn't 1986 grandpa. nice try though. :nono:
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stupid thread. good luck living in your "cages" ladies...no wonder america is going down the tubes. nothing but a bunch of nancies in this thread. :flush:
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wow. what a depressing thread.
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Wife is going out of town in a week
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hmm, I expected more :jerk:
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hit the bars.
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BBS my ass off more than I normally do.
Sleep in.
:ck:
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immediately cease doing any and all household chores until an hour or two prior to her return.
this, plus I make all sorts of bold plans that I don't remotely follow through on.
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just had one of these days yesterday. When you have kids, you manage to fit all of the stuff mentioned in this thread withing a 12 hour period though. Wanking with the porn volume up is spot on.
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stupid thread. good luck living in your "cages" ladies...no wonder america is going down the tubes. nothing but a bunch of nancies in this thread. :flush:
this misses an interesting point. it's not necessarily about doing things that you feel you can't do otherwise. it's not even about doing things that you ever actually want to do. see feeling ill due to eating too much junkfood, for example. it's more about doing something different than usual, and perhaps something stupid, because it's sort of a societal tradition. it almost approaches holiday status, really. despite what he may say, rd wouldn't really want to spend his life as a recluse. and i don't don't ever really want to watch "guy movies." but, hey, it's tradition!
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hot dog quesadilla
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hot dog quesadilla
Now your just making stuff up
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I will usually eat an entire box of mac and cheese with cut up hotdogs in it straight out of the pot that I boiled it all in, watch Dirty Work, Old School, and other movies that my wife hates, take hour long showers and hopefully not not talk to anyone except the people on TV. Oh also, stay up/sleep in very late.
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hot dog quesadilla
popcorn with cajun seasoning
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Art & Mary Jalapeno Chips w/ french onion dip
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I..... don't know. In ten years of marriage, I can't think of one time that there has not been a wife or child in the house. I don't know what alone means, unless I'm awake and everyone else is asleep.
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hot dog quesadilla
Now your just making stuff up
These are great but needs be a good dog like Hebrew Nat
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I..... don't know. In ten years of marriage, I can't think of one time that there has not been a wife or child in the house. I don't know what alone means, unless I'm awake and everyone else is asleep.
Dude that sucks. Make the wife take the kids away to see her parents or something. If you live within 20 minutes of your in-laws than never getting the house to yourself is one of many failures in your life.
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What about taking the day off of work while the kids are in school & wife is at work? I assume since you've been married for 10 years that the kids are old enough for school & the wife isn't a stay at home mom.
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drink out of the carton
throw my dirty clothes on the floor
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immediately cease doing any and all household chores until an hour or two prior to her return.
this, plus I make all sorts of bold plans that I don't remotely follow through on.
both of these
eat food that's less healthy than the normal food I eat
examples? i always go w/ frozen pizza and chips/queso. anything worse out there that i should consider?
yes, multiple variations on the nacho theme. queso, melted on top, combo of queso and melted on top. I like to experiment.
ground beef mixed with spicy bbq sauce mixed with melted block of sharp cheddar cheese dipped with cool ranch doritos
prolly the unhealthiest thing I eat.
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Jesus dude, that's so many flavors that I can't imagine it tases good at all. It's like the "suicide" of snack foods. Sounds good in theory but, in reality, ends up tasting like puke.
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my pandora hip hop station on....NO HEADPHONES!
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went to the store yesterday and got a 2 liter. was it diet you ask? no. no it wasn't. :emawkid:
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I do the same thing with milk. 2% my ass, give me the whole milk!
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I devolve rapidly once my wife leaves. If she leaves in the afternoon, that night I'm already drinking beer on the couch in my boxers while eating beef jerky for dinner and watching the history channel for three straight hours.
I say "I'm gonna head to the gym in the morning and then maybe swing by Home Depot and pick up that _____ I need to finish that project in the ____."
Then, I stay up til 4 watching Netflix and playing video games, sleep in til the Cats play, and have beer and an omelet for brunch (<--do not do dishes but will quickly rinse omelet pan for re-use next morning).