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Title: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 28, 2011, 10:34:01 PM
in the conference for Coach Seff and the squawks of Alan's Fieldhouse and Dick Rub Emporium. 

As always they piss down their leg, and then big brother has to come along, dust them off, go kick the dogshit out of a couple of people and make low self esteem little brother feel all better about  himself.

You're welcome.

Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 28, 2011, 11:04:00 PM
Big Bro gets into fights, drinks, smokes a little J, bangs all the hot bad girls, manly, adorable but not cute . . . always there to get crap straightened out for handsome, slightly more athletic, parents favorite, less worldly little bro and his virgin girlfriend.

Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: 0.42 on February 28, 2011, 11:05:54 PM
OMG how are there no replies to this
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: Skipper44 on February 28, 2011, 11:06:54 PM
OMG how are there no replies to this

was hoping Dax would keep replying to himself, they keep getting better
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 28, 2011, 11:13:03 PM
Dad's always got 2 or 3 crisp $20's on the old money clip for little bro and cute girlfriend . . . Big bro doesn't need any of dad's walkin around money.   Lil bro takes off in dad's hand me down 4 year old G35, big bro just takes dad's old weekend pickup and rolls with it.   When the mean kids from across town are pickin on little bro and his cheerleader girlfriend at the movie theatre guess whose there running interference and shuttin it down?

Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 28, 2011, 11:14:22 PM
lol
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 28, 2011, 11:18:04 PM
Little bro got fouled hard a few times during the game on Friday night.  His team lost in the end.  Big bro assured him things would be ok and he'd make it up to him, he didn't know how yet, but he'd make it up to him.  Little bro cries himself to sleep.  Late Saturday night big bro is out gettin pak'd with his buddies, the guys who cheap shotted little bro in his game start talkin' crap at the party.  Big bro calmly walks out to his car, grabs his baseball bat, comes back in, and fucks those bitches up. 
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 28, 2011, 11:24:50 PM
Big Bro is off at Big State U. Payin his own way, tending bar, bouncing, frontin for bookies at 20% of the take . . . lil bro calls from the jail in prep school town, scared, alone . . . DUI.   Whose showing up with the bail money and the digits to the right lawyers to take care of things quietly . . .
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: Lynchmobrules on February 28, 2011, 11:26:30 PM
Dax is killin it.  This is amazing.
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 28, 2011, 11:35:19 PM
Lil bro is bummed . . . mom and dad are on a corporate ski trip and won't make the friday night basketball game.  Who pulls a double shift on Thursday, hammers the 8am class Friday and drives 4 hours to make tip off with a look of confidence and a subtle fist pump from the stands as lil bro runs out for warm ups . . .
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: Benja on February 28, 2011, 11:46:26 PM
Great motherfucking thread.
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: Johnny Thunderbone on March 01, 2011, 12:04:51 AM
bump
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 01, 2011, 12:07:50 AM
Condom broke after the So 80's dance, she's late, lil bro's scared, pretty sure his life is over, he thinks about the Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper of his mom's SL she got for Christmas . . . life as he knew it is OVER, no basketball scholarship, back home to the local college, middle management at dad's company, a townhouse in a new development, a mundane life awaits.    Then a smile creeps across his face . . . resolution is just a hard push of speed Dial #1 away.

Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 01, 2011, 12:11:08 AM
Condom broke after the So 80's dance, she's late, lil bro's scared, pretty sure his life is over, he thinks about the Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper of his mom's SL she got for Christmas . . . life as he knew it is OVER, no basketball scholarship, back home to the local college, middle management at dad's company, a townhouse in a new development, a mundane life awaits.    Then a smile creeps across his face . . . resolution is just a hard push of speed Dial #1 away.



POT mother rough ridin' Y
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: 0.42 on March 01, 2011, 12:11:56 AM
Condom broke after the So 80's dance, she's late, lil bro's scared, pretty sure his life is over, he thinks about the Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper of his mom's SL she got for Christmas . . . life as he knew it is OVER, no basketball scholarship, back home to the local college, middle management at dad's company, a townhouse in a new development, a mundane life awaits.    Then a smile creeps across his face . . . resolution is just a hard push of speed Dial #1 away.



oh my
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: pike on March 01, 2011, 12:13:30 AM
Dax needs a sig change, i believe
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 01, 2011, 12:15:27 AM
Condom broke after the So 80's dance, she's late, lil bro's scared, pretty sure his life is over, he thinks about the Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper of his mom's SL she got for Christmas . . . life as he knew it is OVER, no basketball scholarship, back home to the local college, middle management at dad's company, a townhouse in a new development, a mundane life awaits.    Then a smile creeps across his face . . . resolution is just a hard push of speed Dial #1 away.



OMG!
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: The Manhatter on March 01, 2011, 12:25:15 AM
your best work, dax.  infamy.
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: Scary Smart on March 01, 2011, 12:28:51 AM
 :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: thread
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: TheMadCatter on March 01, 2011, 12:29:43 AM
JFC Dax. Raising the damn bar.
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: 0.42 on March 01, 2011, 12:29:53 AM
your best work, dax.  infamy.

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Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: k-state87 on March 01, 2011, 12:34:11 AM
 :lol: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: 'taterblast on March 01, 2011, 12:45:04 AM
the question is, what the eff do the rest of us do after this thread?
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: ben_dover919 on March 01, 2011, 12:48:52 AM
this is the best one man performance on message board i have see in a long time
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: SuperG on March 01, 2011, 01:10:00 AM
the question is, what the eff do the rest of us do after this thread?

All you can do is  :runaway:
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: OregonSmock on March 01, 2011, 01:39:04 AM
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 :kstatriot:
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: EuroCat on March 01, 2011, 01:57:14 AM
Condom broke after the So 80's dance, she's late, lil bro's scared, pretty sure his life is over, he thinks about the Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper of his mom's SL she got for Christmas . . . life as he knew it is OVER, no basketball scholarship, back home to the local college, middle management at dad's company, a townhouse in a new development, a mundane life awaits.    Then a smile creeps across his face . . . resolution is just a hard push of speed Dial #1 away.


BAM, HE'S IN SHAPE
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: nicname on March 01, 2011, 02:42:10 AM
Prob best not even try in this thread Ben. 
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: 0.42 on March 01, 2011, 02:48:25 AM
Prob best not even try in this thread Ben. 

yeah, you'd better bring your A++++++++++ game.
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: steve dave on March 01, 2011, 07:17:45 AM
This is some good Dax'ing
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: wabash909 on March 01, 2011, 07:27:03 AM
'Grats, Dax.  Good job killing it.


Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: ednksu on March 01, 2011, 08:20:45 AM
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 :kstatriot:

include in your banner that you posted in theDax thread.  Then post in your front yard.




Keep em coming dax.
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: asava on March 01, 2011, 08:55:33 AM
bump. moar plz.
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: williamthewildcat on March 01, 2011, 09:50:07 AM
Holy hell.

Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: EllToPay on March 01, 2011, 09:51:44 AM
Condom broke after the So 80's dance, she's late, lil bro's scared, pretty sure his life is over, he thinks about the Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper of his mom's SL she got for Christmas . . . life as he knew it is OVER, no basketball scholarship, back home to the local college, middle management at dad's company, a townhouse in a new development, a mundane life awaits.    Then a smile creeps across his face . . . resolution is just a hard push of speed Dial #1 away.



OMG
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: Andy on March 01, 2011, 10:25:10 PM
Condom broke after the So 80's dance, she's late, lil bro's scared, pretty sure his life is over, he thinks about the Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper of his mom's SL she got for Christmas . . . life as he knew it is OVER, no basketball scholarship, back home to the local college, middle management at dad's company, a townhouse in a new development, a mundane life awaits.    Then a smile creeps across his face . . . resolution is just a hard push of speed Dial #1 away.



epic
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: ben ji on March 15, 2014, 01:36:35 AM
bump because I never got to congratulate dax on some great bbs'n
Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 15, 2014, 03:58:04 AM
Woah. 

Title: Re: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . .
Post by: Johnny Thunderbone on March 15, 2014, 09:33:45 AM
Woah.
:thumbsup: