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Title: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:31:16 AM
How many more quitters do you idiots expect before you come down to Austin for the beatdown?
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 16, 2011, 10:33:10 AM
just like football :emawkid:
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:33:28 AM
I brought a can of UT mustard along. Isn't that the line of goofy jokes this place usually goes with?
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Dave Wooderson on February 16, 2011, 10:33:35 AM
Since you're our little bitch, I'm not to worried about it.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on February 16, 2011, 10:33:59 AM
How many more quitters do you idiots expect before you come down to Austin for the beatdown?

I dunno....do you have some disgruntled players?
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Harry Dunne on February 16, 2011, 10:36:12 AM
 :zzz:
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:36:58 AM
How many more quitters do you idiots expect before you come down to Austin for the beatdown?

I dunno....do you have some disgruntled players?

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Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: broXcore on February 16, 2011, 10:37:43 AM
after we leave austin, your teams' spirit will be crushed worse than case mccoy's face
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:38:11 AM
There's about to be a Whataburger sized hole in your hearts.

Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:39:02 AM
after we leave austin, your teams' spirit will be crushed worse than case mccoy's face

It's this line of thinking that brought us another Fast & Furious movie.

Will someone tell Paul Walker to stop posting on this site?
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: AbeFroman on February 16, 2011, 10:41:34 AM
I don't think you'll be winning your super bowl this year 'horns.  :bball:
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: catsdo on February 16, 2011, 10:43:07 AM
Same old Longhorns.   :zzz:
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:47:34 AM
After the Wildcats continue the most disappointing season in college basketball history, I'll send you a copy of the game. You have Betamax, right?
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Cire on February 16, 2011, 10:50:06 AM
steers and queers
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:51:17 AM
steers and queers

If this is really the best this board has to offer, I can go hang out with the intellectuals at kansasstate.rivals.com. Nobody wants that.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: hemmy on February 16, 2011, 10:52:59 AM
Meh, you would have already been banned there :dunno:
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 16, 2011, 10:53:11 AM
man these austin hayseeds are really coming out of the woodwork for their upcoming game against ksu.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 16, 2011, 10:53:36 AM
Do you fear the purple, too? (http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/83437-Last-Two-Games-Enjoy-the-ride.)
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: bakerman on February 16, 2011, 10:54:46 AM
steers and queers

If this is really the best this board has to offer, I can go hang out with the intellectuals at kansasstate.rivals.com. Nobody wants that.

What's it matter? If(usually happens) we beat Tehjas, you will just disappear like a less whiny Oregonhawk(BMWJHawk) until we play again....
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:55:37 AM
Digging into Shaggy Bevo for anything but MS Paint is a futile effort.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 10:56:57 AM
steers and queers

If this is really the best this board has to offer, I can go hang out with the intellectuals at kansasstate.rivals.com. Nobody wants that.

What's it matter? If(usually happens) we beat Tehjas, you will just disappear like a less whiny Oregonhawk(BMWJHawk) until we play again....

Check your lease, cause you're living in eff City.

I came directly here after the football game last fall. Didn't pass go, did collect $200 however.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: pissclams on February 16, 2011, 11:05:36 AM
this whole thread is racist
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: deputy dawg on February 16, 2011, 11:08:03 AM
Pffft.  A "Texan" is just a Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.  I'm not all that worried.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 11:10:48 AM
this whole thread is racist

Seems to be pretty common in Kansas.

We had some issues with your brothers to the east.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Trim on February 16, 2011, 11:15:50 AM
It's a good thing I put my KSTATEO (hoops edition) schedule poster up on my wall at the office*.  Angry Jake and CK just confirmed this texas game isn't for a couple weeks.  We've got 3 rapes to commit before then.

*We are NOT all rolling about this here.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: SleepFighter on February 16, 2011, 11:18:28 AM
Isn't this cute.  Someone claiming to be a UT fan that also claims to give a crap about college basketball.

Precious. 
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: chum1 on February 16, 2011, 11:22:00 AM
I brought a can of UT mustard along. Isn't that the line of goofy jokes this place usually goes with?

we've decided to go in a much lamer direction.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: CHONGS on February 16, 2011, 11:29:03 AM
I brought a can of UT mustard along. Isn't that the line of goofy jokes this place usually goes with?
Hey guy!  That's nacho cheese btw.

Welcome back!  If you need any help please make sure you contact our HR representatives.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 16, 2011, 11:29:36 AM
We own Texas
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: SleepFighter on February 16, 2011, 11:33:38 AM
fear the beard
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: CHONGS on February 16, 2011, 11:35:17 AM
I am probably the number one Dogus Balbay fan in the Big 12.  Have been for years.  Do you have any Balbay related merchandise for sale?  I would like to acquire some.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 11:38:09 AM
We really all just live in the Doge's world. More should be fans.

I recommend you start here:

http://compare.ebay.com/like/360138075428?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar&rvr_id=210881321526&crlp=1_263602_309572&UA=%3F*F%3F&GUID=10f15afe12e0a0aa14e4d7e4fe7fb409&itemid=360138075428&ff4=263602_309572 (http://compare.ebay.com/like/360138075428?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar&rvr_id=210881321526&crlp=1_263602_309572&UA=%3F*F%3F&GUID=10f15afe12e0a0aa14e4d7e4fe7fb409&itemid=360138075428&ff4=263602_309572)
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: CHONGS on February 16, 2011, 11:42:21 AM
We really all just live in the Doge's world. More should be fans.

I recommend you start here:

http://compare.ebay.com/like/360138075428?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar&rvr_id=210881321526&crlp=1_263602_309572&UA=%3F*F%3F&GUID=10f15afe12e0a0aa14e4d7e4fe7fb409&itemid=360138075428&ff4=263602_309572 (http://compare.ebay.com/like/360138075428?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar&rvr_id=210881321526&crlp=1_263602_309572&UA=%3F*F%3F&GUID=10f15afe12e0a0aa14e4d7e4fe7fb409&itemid=360138075428&ff4=263602_309572)
wow 10 clams for that is a pretty good deal!

I personally have never been near enough to smell Dogus (which rearranged spells Us God :wow:), but I imagine he smells like cloves and cardamom. Confirm?   btw here is proof of my interest in Dogus:
wow huge blow

he was the only player they had that really scared me.

my condolences texas
That was a sad day for the entire Big 12.  You an read the entire thread to get a good idea about who to ignore on this board by the way.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 16, 2011, 11:46:42 AM
Wal-mart fan?
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 12:19:43 PM
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Be very afraid.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: the KHAN! on February 16, 2011, 12:52:40 PM
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Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: 0.42 on February 16, 2011, 12:59:14 PM
No rough ridin' way we win if we're playing a team of 5 Michael Jordans. Sorry guys. Streak's over.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 16, 2011, 01:41:26 PM
No effing way we win if we're playing a team of 5 Michael Jordans. Sorry guys. Streak's over.
Particularly when one MJ is asian. Let that settle in.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Rams on February 16, 2011, 03:15:52 PM
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UT Statues is BY FAR the greatest thread I've ever seen on the internet.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Doberman_CATS!!! on February 16, 2011, 03:41:33 PM
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Be very afraid.

How do you expect to score if you have a bag over the rim???
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 16, 2011, 05:48:41 PM
After the Wildcats continue the most disappointing season in college basketball history, I'll send you a copy of the game. You have Betamax, right?

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: SwiftCat on February 16, 2011, 11:02:18 PM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ednksu on February 16, 2011, 11:29:03 PM
this whole thread is racist

Seems to be pretty common in Kansas.

We had some issues with your brothers to the east.
care to elaborate?  not trying to stir a pot.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 17, 2011, 03:12:44 PM
this whole thread is racist

Seems to be pretty common in Kansas.

We had some issues with your brothers to the east.
care to elaborate?  not trying to stir a pot.
Judging from the posts on this board I don't think I have to elaborate. I got word from an insider or two that they're not too fond of The Doge.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 17, 2011, 03:15:14 PM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.
There were a lot of signs before the game against Kansas State, dumbass. We don't all just follow football.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: BigCat on February 17, 2011, 04:26:49 PM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.
There were a lot of signs before the game against Kansas State, dumbass. We don't all just follow football.

Cranky, I am obsessed with your sig pic. Could you explain/decipher for me? Also you are my favorite Texas poster on this board or any other, fwiw.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 17, 2011, 06:59:23 PM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.
There were a lot of signs before the game against Kansas State, dumbass. We don't all just follow football.

Do you also follow the other sports we own Texas in (all of them)?
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Tackleshep on February 17, 2011, 08:31:58 PM
I would really love to be worried about Texas but any school with more money than god who puts up the asian wax statutes just isn't scary at all.  We just need to take the team out back of the Coop, let them spend 20 minutes in your little park there.  Let them spend the afternoon laughing, then let them look at Douch for a while and then kick their asses.  That place is by far the creepiest, strangest, and dumbest thing I've ever seen.  I can't believe a horn hasn't taken the brush gaurd on the pickup to them.  There are low grade junior colleges that have more sense than that.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 18, 2011, 04:08:13 PM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.
There were a lot of signs before the game against Kansas State, dumbass. We don't all just follow football.

Cranky, I am obsessed with your sig pic. Could you explain/decipher for me? Also you are my favorite Texas poster on this board or any other, fwiw.
I don't know that if I had enough time I could sufficiently explain it. I do some philanthropic dentistry in an undisclosed asian country. The source of the joke doesn't make much sense to me, either but the pic is so ludicrous I've kept it for a while.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 18, 2011, 04:11:33 PM
I would really love to be worried about Texas but any school with more money than god who puts up the asian wax statutes just isn't scary at all.  We just need to take the team out back of the Coop, let them spend 20 minutes in your little park there.  Let them spend the afternoon laughing, then let them look at Douch for a while and then kick their asses.  That place is by far the creepiest, strangest, and dumbest thing I've ever seen.  I can't believe a horn hasn't taken the brush gaurd on the pickup to them.  There are low grade junior colleges that have more sense than that.
Oh, and it's a good thing our government is going to stop funding Planned Parenthood. This post actually has a chance now.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: BigCat on February 18, 2011, 06:12:08 PM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.
There were a lot of signs before the game against Kansas State, dumbass. We don't all just follow football.

Cranky, I am obsessed with your sig pic. Could you explain/decipher for me? Also you are my favorite Texas poster on this board or any other, fwiw.
I don't know that if I had enough time I could sufficiently explain it. I do some philanthropic dentistry in an undisclosed asian country. The source of the joke doesn't make much sense to me, either but the pic is so ludicrous I've kept it for a while.

Thanks, makes me feel much better knowing that it's not just something I alone am not smart enough to figure out.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: hatingfrancisco on February 18, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
If anyone is doing an AustinPAK please let Amanda at Bikini's know that I miss her terribly.   P.S. also tell sexy bartender at the Dizzy Rooster I think she gave me the clap.  TIA

Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Kat Kid on February 20, 2011, 08:54:59 AM

How did no one comment on a UT fan talking about a disappointing season?

This. Tejas fell off the face of the earth after we killed their spirits last year.
There were a lot of signs before the game against Kansas State, dumbass. We don't all just follow football.

This is very true. It is like Texas fans have the league standings for everything from baseball to track and field to swimming all on the tip of their tongue. Sounds exhausting and tedious. I guess its just football and basketball for us. Oh well, these just so happen to be my favorite sports to watch. Anyway, Fear the Beard/Go Cats!
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 27, 2011, 10:40:29 AM
I brought cookies for everyone.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Deez Nutz on February 27, 2011, 11:02:37 AM
I brought cookies for everyone.

Oatmeal or chocolate chip?  Oh, and go suck a dick.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on February 27, 2011, 11:05:23 AM
I brought cookies for everyone.

Oatmeal or chocolate chip?  Oh, and go suck a dick.
Why be concerned about oral sex when I am bringing cookies? I'm confused.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: kcpowercat on February 27, 2011, 11:13:51 AM
I'm about 82% certain Rick Barnes is the BTK of Texas.  Heads in freezers.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Deez Nutz on February 27, 2011, 11:55:37 AM
I brought cookies for everyone.

Oatmeal or chocolate chip?  Oh, and go suck a dick.
Why be concerned about oral sex when I am bringing cookies? I'm confused.

Because you should prepare yourself for the abuse we will be dishing out tomorrow night.  You might not feel as violated if you prepare for it in advance.  Just some friendly advice, bro. 
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 27, 2011, 01:26:38 PM
I brought cookies for everyone.

Pfffft, pie or gtfoomff.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: goldenticket on February 28, 2011, 10:40:31 PM
How many more quitters do you idiots expect before you come down to Austin for the beatdown?

lol
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Andy on February 28, 2011, 11:55:34 PM
something tells me we won't be hearing from this guy
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: SleepFighter on March 01, 2011, 12:01:17 AM
 :gocho:
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: bakerman on March 01, 2011, 09:59:19 AM
something tells me we won't be hearing from this guy



What's it matter? If(usually happens) we beat Tehjas, you will just disappear like a less whiny Oregonhawk(BMWJHawk) until we play again....
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 01, 2011, 10:02:12 AM
I think he's busy sucking that dick.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on March 01, 2011, 04:03:46 PM
I had to go to page 2 to see this?


Amateurs.

Way to seal up the conference for KU. I figured the least you could do was roll over so the school that kept the conference together could win the regular season title.

 :ck:
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: CNS on March 01, 2011, 04:04:16 PM
I had to go to page 2 to see this?


Amateurs.

Way to seal up the conference for KU. I figured the least you could do was roll over so the school that kept the conference together could win the regular season title.

 :ck:

Gonna need to see some of the $ to consider. 
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn on March 01, 2011, 04:04:55 PM
something tells me we won't be hearing from this guy



What's it matter? If(usually happens) we beat Tehjas, you will just disappear like a less whiny Oregonhawk(BMWJHawk) until we play again....

Bitch, please.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: bakerman on March 01, 2011, 04:24:15 PM
something tells me we won't be hearing from this guy



What's it matter? If(usually happens) we beat Tehjas, you will just disappear like a less whiny Oregonhawk(BMWJHawk) until we play again....

Bitch, please.

'grats Cranky, you earned this one
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 01, 2011, 05:15:54 PM
I had to go to page 2 to see this?


Amateurs.

Way to seal up the conference for KU. I figured the least you could do was roll over so the school that kept the conference together could win the regular season title.

 :ck:

UT saves the conference, KSU owns UT.  It is the way has been and always will be.
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Kat Kid on March 01, 2011, 05:32:03 PM
I had to go to page 2 to see this?


Amateurs.

Way to seal up the conference for KU. I figured the least you could do was roll over so the school that kept the conference together could win the regular season title.

 :ck:

DeLoss is in ur base, killin' ur d00ds!

LOL!
Title: Re: Important- Austin Texas
Post by: Andy on March 01, 2011, 10:10:57 PM
I had to go to page 2 to see this?


Amateurs.

Way to seal up the conference for KU. I figured the least you could do was roll over so the school that kept the conference together could win the regular season title.

 :ck:

grats' for showing up.  its got to suck when we take your money and beat you up.