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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: felix rex on February 12, 2011, 01:53:36 PM
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If you ate really, really efficiently, would you still poop?
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yes
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a very private schooly question.
yea, lots of waste by cells n stuff, by products of food breakdown
dr. dlew?
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yes
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just asking the goEMAW doctor, that's all.
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If you stuffed food up your ass, would you crap out your mouth?
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If you stuffed food up your ass, would you crap out your mouth?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmNeO63xCnU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmNeO63xCnU)
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The good doctor is playing CoD.
He says, "in a perfect world, no poop. Sadly that is not the case. You would still poop."
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I think a better question might be, "If you ate in an extremely efficient manner how much poop would you produce?" Then we could all do an experiment or something. Right now I don't eat very effeciently so I poop quite a bit.
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I'm relieved by these answers.
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How long was it before the big bang (answer will prolly be something lame like "time didn't exist" but I don't accept that unless it's explained to me in a way that I can understand it)
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And how "big" was it, relatively speaking?
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How long was it before the big bang (answer will prolly be something lame like "time didn't exist" but I don't accept that unless it's explained to me in a way that I can understand it)
I like to think of our world like this.
There is this kid in an elementary science lab and he is stirring around what ever is going on inside his petri dish with some stick or his finger. We are in the petri dish.
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The good doctor is playing CoD.
He says, "in a perfect world, no poop. Sadly that is not the case. You would still poop."
But why can't they engineer super-efficient foods for astronauts and road trips and whatnot? :dunno:
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The good doctor is playing CoD.
He says, "in a perfect world, no poop. Sadly that is not the case. You would still poop."
But why can't they engineer super-efficient foods for astronauts and road trips and whatnot? :dunno:
your crap isn't just food, there's dead blood cells and all other kinds of body waste in there that your liver strained out
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How long was it before the big bang (answer will prolly be something lame like "time didn't exist" but I don't accept that unless it's explained to me in a way that I can understand it)
I like to think of our world like this.
There is this kid in an elementary science lab and he is stirring around what ever is going on inside his petri dish with some stick or his finger. We are in the petri dish.
yeah, I was looking for an answer from someone who wasn't a complete dumbass
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The good doctor is playing CoD.
He says, "in a perfect world, no poop. Sadly that is not the case. You would still poop."
But why can't they engineer super-efficient foods for astronauts and road trips and whatnot? :dunno:
your crap isn't just food, there's dead blood cells and all other kinds of body waste in there that your liver strained out
oh, boy!!
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How long was it before the big bang (answer will prolly be something lame like "time didn't exist" but I don't accept that unless it's explained to me in a way that I can understand it)
I like to think of our world like this.
There is this kid in an elementary science lab and he is stirring around what ever is going on inside his petri dish with some stick or his finger. We are in the petri dish.
yeah, I was looking for an answer from someone who wasn't a complete dumbass
That isn't very nice steven
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How long was it before the big bang (answer will prolly be something lame like "time didn't exist" but I don't accept that unless it's explained to me in a way that I can understand it)
We may never know because as of now we can only trace the big bang back to the instant after it happened, not the instant it did happen or before.
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The Dr. says,"the big bang was bigger than Beiber, but not as big as the previous big bang. (Scientific American says there has likely been more than one.) And the time elapsed before the big bang was longer than it takes to read Gods and Generals."
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Ok, when you lift weights you are ripping/tearing your muscle tissues. When they grow back, they grow back bigger etc. My question is, when do they start growing back so if I lift those muscles again I will just do damage or be counter-productive. Like, I am ripping through bicep curls, get a super important phone call from a fellow goEMAW board member, can I go back after 30-45 min?
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i always wondered if we've been through like 3 or 4 big bangs, and that in the previous big bang, ksu kats won the ncaa natl championship.
:horrorsurprise:
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The Dr. is out. He is drinking. Good questions everyone, keep 'em coming.
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What health risks are involved in the case of an erection lasting longer than three hours.
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At what point in evolution did tails become not useful? I would love to be able to turn corners faster and have an extra prehensile limb.
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I'm no doctor, but I would guess tails lost their value as primates moved out of trees. The added balance just wasn't needed on the ground.
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What health risks are involved in the case of an erection lasting longer than three hours.
I think Trim's question about muscle tearing answers this. Also, I think the time period in your question answers Trims.
That's right folks, a perfect pair of questions. :surprised:
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What health risks are involved in the case of an erection lasting longer than three hours.
I think Trim's question about muscle tearing answers this. Also, I think the time period in your question answers Trims.
That's right folks, a perfect pair of questions. :surprised:
I wear a purple speedo for bodybuilding comps. LSOC wears black. Get your stats STRAIGHT!
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i always wondered if we've been through like 3 or 4 big bangs, and that in the previous big bang, ksu kats won the ncaa natl championship.
:horrorsurprise:
We win titles every year in every sport in some parallel universe according to that Asian physicist guy
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What health risks are involved in the case of an erection lasting longer than three hours.
I think Trim's question about muscle tearing answers this. Also, I think the time period in your question answers Trims.
That's right folks, a perfect pair of questions. :surprised:
I wear a purple speedo for bodybuilding comps. LSOC wears black. Get your stats STRAIGHT!
I gotta get better at multiple uses of the quote function in the same post. This is embarrassing. Hopefully you at least gained some erection/workout knowledge.
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You wouldn't poopie anymore.
-dr. Dlew
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How long was it before the big bang (answer will prolly be something lame like "time didn't exist" but I don't accept that unless it's explained to me in a way that I can understand it)
Time being a human construct, it didn't exist. And, since time is merely a human construct that is quite specific to Earth's rotation and our planet's orbit around the sun, any explanation of time before the big bang would be incomprehensible to us since we wouldn't have any frame of reference. That is provided anything existed before the big bang.
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Look. I specifically put "stupid" in the thread title. You don't have to big time us like that. We're not just some clump of dead blood cells ready for excretion.
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Look. I specifically put "stupid" in the thread title. You don't have to big time us like that. We're not just some clump of dead blood cells ready for excretion.
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I think a better question might be, "If you ate in an extremely efficient manner how much poop would you produce?" Then we could all do an experiment or something. Right now I don't eat very effeciently so I poop quite a bit.
You can very easily test this. Give your dog cheap, horrible Walmart dog food for like a month, then get him a premium food for a month and see the difference in poops. He will thank you very much for not being a cheap bastard anymore.
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Is a bird in the hand really worth two in the bush, or is it really dependent on your hunting skill and any number of other variables.
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Is a bird in the hand really worth two in the bush, or is it really dependent on your hunting skill and any number of other variables.
Pretty stupid saying. If you have a bird in hand just snap it's rough ridin' neck and go after the two in the bush.
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The doctor is watching squash at the moment. He wants to be helpful but he is best with questions concerning the human body.
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The doctor is watching squash at the moment. He wants to be helpful but he is best with questions concerning the human body.
How many average size dicks does it take to get to the moon?
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The doctor is watching squash at the moment. He wants to be helpful but he is best with questions concerning the human body.
Mine was, Doctor dummie. :dubious:
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How do "chills" work? Like when you get "chills" from witnessing something awesome.
Space is always depicted as being at night. Shouldn't parts of space that are closer to the sun be in daylight?
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How do "chills" work? Like when you get "chills" from witnessing something awesome.
Space is always depicted as being at night. Shouldn't parts of space that are closer to the sun be in daylight?
1. Getting "chills" is usually typical of people who were weaned off of their mommy's teets before they were ready.
2. Let me use an analogy I think you will understand: Imagine your computer screen is the sun and your mom's dark basement, where you live, is outer space. Even though the screen emits light, the basement is so dark and pathetic that it remains almost completely dark. The light from the computer screen "lights up" only the few objects in the room, like your twin bed and and your mom when she comes down to gather up your dishes and take them up to the kitchen. Much like how the sun only "lights up" objects in outer space like planets but not the space itself. HTH.
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T-Y, Doc. On the space question, that analogy helps, but what is the object being lit up when I look into the day-lit clear sky during the time when our side of the Earth is facing the sun? For the purposes of this analogy, pretend I leave the basement and go outside once in a while.
Everyone else, I'd like a 2nd (or more) opinion on the chills question.
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T-Y, Doc. On the space question, that analogy helps, but what is the object being lit up when I look into the day-lit clear sky during the time when our side of the Earth is facing the sun? For the purposes of this analogy, pretend I leave the basement and go outside once in a while.
Everyone else, I'd like a 2nd (or more) opinion on the chills question.
Think about what happens whenever you approach a group of girls. They scatter in all directions, right? Well, that's what happens to blue light rays as they enter our atmosphere thus making the sky appear blue. In space (your mom's basement) there is no atmosphere (girls) so it just appears black.
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Dr. Chings?
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I hope Dr. Fitz's sole purpose on this board is to mock us all relentlessly
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Somewhat related, explanation of chills or "goosebumps" when someone says something borderline weird/creepy?
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Somewhat related, explanation of chills or "goosebumps" when someone says something borderline weird/creepy?
Hairs standing on end (piloerection / goosebumps) is a holdover from evolutionary history. Chimps and other primates have their hairs stand up to make them look bigger when faced with a potentially threatening situation. Piloerection also conveys that a primate is agitated or nervous to other members of its own species. This reflex also helps increase insulation when cold, hence the link between the "chills" and goosebumps.
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Well, there you go, Daris.
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Why aren't all farts flamable? Don't tell me they are cause there have been times when an entire batch was nothing but duds. :blank: TIA and I will listen off the air.
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Not all farts are high in flammable methane. Many are primarily bubbles of swallowed air or are high in CO2 (ex. from beer), which will not ignite.
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Not all farts are high in flammable methane. Many are primarily bubbles of swallowed air or are high in CO2 (ex. from beer), which will not ignite.
Coors Light causes high amounts of methane. Or so I've been told.