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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: AppleJack on February 09, 2011, 04:11:51 PM
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EMT - Because I am a huge sissy and can't stand seeing people hurt
Also, farmer and/or President.
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kick boxer
parade leprechaun
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telemarketer
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Lead singer in a heavy metal band.
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Undercover cop.
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Straight-laced AD.
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Dramatic actor. Wouldn't be able to stop laughing.
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Truck Driver
Custom Cutter (crops)
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Bartender, Would give away too many free drinks and be fired.
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Accountant
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Sales, advertising
I rough ridin' hate salesmen. If I want it, I'll do the research and buy it. You are paid by the company to sell it to me, how the eff can I trust you?
As for advertising, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo
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Sales, advertising
I rough ridin' hate salesmen. If I want it, I'll do the research and buy it.
We are all salesmen. Everyday. Bro.
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If you've ever gotten laid, you've been a salesman.
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Engineer
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Engineer
Agreed. How boring would it be to just drive that train all day.
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If you've ever gotten laid, you've been a salesman.
big difference between selling yourself than selling a product.
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Mine would be a convenience store worker. Because I would feel like such a rough ridin' loser and probably get shot and killed by a crack head.
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If you've ever gotten laid, you've been a salesman.
big difference between selling yourself than selling a product.
Yeah, I agree.
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Engineer
Agreed. How boring would it be to just drive that train all day.
yup. no steering wheel, no gas pedal. they don't even control the switch thing that decides what way you go at the V's in the track. :zzz: all day. would be a great bbs'n job.
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doctor- too much gross crap, can't handle it, would throw up all day/every day - lose bunch of weight end up looking like stunted
dancer - think it's stupid, can't act that dumb
construction worker on skyscraper- terrible fear of heights
lawn guy- hate it when it's really hot outside
other than those, i'm pretty confident that i'd excel at every other profession in the entire world.
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car mechanic
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Pilot.
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Cab driver. I f'ing hate driving - would probably ghostride it off a cliff or pretend it breaks down all the time or something.
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English Teacher
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beat reporter for local news crews. Speak extemporaneously in -11 degree wind chills about how cold it is outside or how hot and windy it is if it is hot and windy, or stand outside a Belton gas station to talk lots about some dude who robbed it and stole a bunch of condoms or fat cakes
mud and tape guy
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While I've never it for money, I would also suck as a mud and tape guy. It seems like it would be so easy but I am not good at it.
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While I've never it for money, I would also suck as a mud and tape guy. It seems like it would be so easy but I am not good at it.
This. Tried it. Sucked.
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Fisherman
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whore
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Anything that requires lying, not laughing at things, & not getting misty eyed after hearing sad or inspiring stories. I also don't think I could be in a position that would require firing people that are actually good employees/people but budgets just need to get cut or the company has decided to outsource etc.
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lawyer
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While I've never it for money, I would also suck as a mud and tape guy. It seems like it would be so easy but I am not good at it.
Yeah, it's a huge pain in the ass. I always think I have it smooth but it's not.
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WTF is a mud and tape guy?
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WTF is a mud and tape guy?
Drywall. Guy who makes joints disappear(completely non-curtis related)
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farmer
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anything involving bugs. :barf:
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WTF is a mud and tape guy?
Drywall. Guy who makes joints disappear(completely non-curtis related)
it is a severely under-appreciated art form. I'm terrible at it. I'm patient, I'm very craftsman-ish, I take great care in detailed work, but I'm horribly terrible at that crap. Pretty much the reason why I don't buy DIY fixer-uppers anymore. Also, gyp. ceilings are of the devil.
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doctor- too much gross crap, can't handle it, would throw up all day/every day - lose bunch of weight end up looking like stunted
dancer - think it's stupid, can't act that dumb
construction worker on skyscraper- terrible fear of heights
lawn guy- hate it when it's really hot outside
other than those, i'm pretty confident that i'd excel at every other profession in the entire world.
All of these apply to me. I'll throw in construction worker in general. I love doing stuff in my own house, but doing one thing like drywall, plumbing, fireproofing, etc. all your life just has to suck ass.
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WTF is a mud and tape guy?
Drywall. Guy who makes joints disappear(completely non-curtis related)
it is a severely under-appreciated art form. I'm terrible at it. I'm patient, I'm very craftsman-ish, I take great care in detailed work, but I'm horribly terrible at that crap. Pretty much the reason why I don't buy DIY fixer-uppers anymore. Also, gyp. ceilings are of the devil.
I actually got to be decent at it. Problem is, I have too high of standards and I'm not good enough for them. Surprisingly, my wife is great at it. So she now patches all the holes.
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Engineer
Agreed. How boring would it be to just drive that train all day.
yup. no steering wheel, no gas pedal. they don't even control the switch thing that decides what way you go at the V's in the track. :zzz: all day. would be a great bbs'n job.
Have a good friend that does this. He says it's awesome. He's not a K-State guy, but he would enjoy hanging out with Curtis Kelly. :bigtoke:
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whore
Which part? Is it the "the money's on the dresser" part?
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most. i'd be pretty bad at most. mostly things that involved having to cold call or meet and greet or anything else ridiculous like that.
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porn star
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assembly line worker. BOOOOORING
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Doorknob factory worker. Learned this the hard way.
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Chippendale dancer. I feel like i'm really good at the dancing/teasing part...just can't say no to the donuts, if you catch my drift.
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A used car salesman
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Krispy Kremes employee - profit margin would plummet when I was on duty. I cannot resist a warm Krispy Kreme!
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Sports officiating? For some reason, I think I'd make a terrible basketball ref. But I would dominate behind the plate like Leslie Nielson.
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Target employee. Did that for like 2 weeks during high school.
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I'd be a terrible cop. I'd night stick the crap out of everyone.
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I'd be a terrible cop. I'd night stick the crap out of everyone.
Would sleep constantly.
Being a cop was probably pretty fun before the cameras were installed in the cars.
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Air Traffic Controller Planes would run into each other left and right.
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Sports officiating? For some reason, I think I'd make a terrible basketball ref. But I would dominate behind the plate like Leslie Nielson.
Being a ref was one of the most enjoyable jobs I've ever had.
I'd do it for free.
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I'd be a terrible cop. I'd night stick the crap out of everyone.
Would sleep constantly.
Being a cop was probably pretty fun before the cameras were installed in the cars.
That aint no crap.
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Hey, that guy's back!
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Hey, that guy's back!
Yeah, I'm still alive. Barely, but still kickin.
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anything where I get in trouble for being late. i struggle with ariving on time.
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Hey, that guy's back!
Yeah, I'm still alive. Barely, but still kickin.
What happened?
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Hey, that guy's back!
Yeah, I'm still alive. Barely, but still kickin.
What happened?
Divorce which led to looking for new job. One of those fml things.
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Sports officiating? For some reason, I think I'd make a terrible basketball ref. But I would dominate behind the plate like Leslie Nielson.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Surgeon. I mean, I don't even know the first thing about basic anatomy.
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musician/singer. I have a horrible voice. :frown:
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I also don't think I could be in a position that would require firing people that are actually good employees/people but budgets just need to get cut or the company has decided to outsource etc.
This sucks. I have to do it on Monday. Not looking forward to it.
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Exterminator and/or Psychiatrist. I hate dealing with bugs and peoples' issues....
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Why the eff are you firing people on a Monday? Should have done that crap yesterday.
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Why the eff are you firing people on a Monday? Should have done that crap yesterday.
^^^ Now you've gotta walk around all :ohno: for five days in a row.
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Why the eff are you firing people on a Monday? Should have done that crap yesterday.
Not firing. Letting go. Didn't get confirmation on the contract's status until COB Friday. Not gonna wait until next Friday because they deserve as much heads up as possible.