There is apparently one move and only one move in ice dancing, and it is called a “twizzle.” These are the people who couldn’t cut it as figure skaters. It is so bad that when a couple fell last night, the commentator basically said “well, they’re done. There’s so little that sets these competitors apart that if you fall that’s devastating.” There’s not that much to set them apart because “twizzling” is not exactly a triple axel.
Every competitor has also evidently been instructed to fall to the ice, flail, and weep (the other maneuver, called a “fleep”) at the end of their routine. Something on the order of “you just discovered cold fusion while simultaneously learning that your mom died.”