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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #850 on: September 09, 2017, 01:27:15 PM »
I need a signature win out of Ertz to cup his balls fully. 
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #851 on: September 09, 2017, 01:30:50 PM »
He makes me question my sexuality.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #852 on: September 09, 2017, 03:11:48 PM »
Few people are 100% straight or gay anyway.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #853 on: September 09, 2017, 03:22:12 PM »


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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #854 on: September 09, 2017, 03:27:22 PM »
Seems like a badass to me

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #855 on: September 09, 2017, 04:02:55 PM »
@makeitrain, you were 100% right and I was 100% wrong about Ertz. He's better than Klein and right up there with Ell. Watching him run is amazing. His passing has improved a ton. Let's enjoy this together. :cheers:

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #856 on: September 11, 2017, 09:46:02 AM »
ESPN TQBR

Idk if I love this metric but I'll take it when it says nice things about our guy. ESPN claims TQBR accounts for the quality of opponent. Right now the Big XII has five of the top eight QBs. Kenny Hill is 28, Bender and Buchele are 93 and 95, respectively. Wgaf about Iowa State.

The Vandy dude Schumer is #1.  :ohno:

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #857 on: September 11, 2017, 09:50:03 AM »
how does that factor in our pretty good secondary and pretty average front 7?

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #858 on: September 11, 2017, 10:31:11 AM »
I like my QBR raw. Oh baby I like it raaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Jerry Ertz #2!

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #859 on: September 11, 2017, 12:26:13 PM »
Do you think Ertz knows about the 'hit squad'?  :dunno:  Trick question, of course he does..  :gocho:
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #860 on: September 11, 2017, 12:53:44 PM »
ESPN TQBR

Idk if I love this metric but I'll take it when it says nice things about our guy. ESPN claims TQBR accounts for the quality of opponent. Right now the Big XII has five of the top eight QBs. Kenny Hill is 28, Bender and Buchele are 93 and 95, respectively. Wgaf about Iowa State.

The Vandy dude Schumer is #1.  :ohno:

This is the metric that Daniel Sams dominated as well

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #861 on: September 11, 2017, 09:13:13 PM »
amazing

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #862 on: September 11, 2017, 09:36:52 PM »
nepal night in da house


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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #863 on: September 16, 2017, 09:21:43 PM »
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #864 on: September 16, 2017, 09:22:28 PM »

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #865 on: September 16, 2017, 09:50:47 PM »
He can go back to Iowa any day now.
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #866 on: September 16, 2017, 09:53:26 PM »
hairy iowa qb > nonhairy iowa qb

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #867 on: September 16, 2017, 09:54:06 PM »
He was bad today.   :frown:

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #868 on: September 16, 2017, 09:54:31 PM »
Occasionally he can't carry the whole team
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #869 on: September 16, 2017, 09:54:44 PM »
He was what he is.  Average. 

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #870 on: September 16, 2017, 09:58:30 PM »
Missed field goal put the game on the Iowian shoulders. He Iowa-ed it.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #871 on: September 16, 2017, 10:07:50 PM »
I've been on the fence about Ertz since the beginning, but from my view the guy is just a bundle of nerves. It's pretty obvious he gets rattled on the road against teams with a pulse which contributes to the overthrows and procedural penalties. Of course our coaching staff doesn't help because it seems like they call the game without any regard to what is actually happening.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #872 on: September 16, 2017, 10:10:12 PM »
I've been on the fence about Ertz since the beginning, but from my view the guy is just a bundle of nerves. It's pretty obvious he gets rattled on the road against teams with a pulse which contributes to the overthrows and procedural penalties. Of course our coaching staff doesn't help because it seems like they call the game without any regard to what is actually happening.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #873 on: September 16, 2017, 10:11:34 PM »
Yes, let's do this!

There isn't a Snyder 2.0 quarterback that I've been less hopeful about after one game than Ertz. Not Waters, Hubener, Sams, Klein, Coffman, or Gregory. Ertz often looked completely clueless. And sometimes looked like his legs aren't fully functional.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #874 on: September 16, 2017, 10:21:50 PM »
Yes, this game was very reminiscent of Stanford 2016 (especially when you take into account that Stanford was overrated when we played them).