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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1400 on: January 05, 2015, 12:44:38 PM »
Obviously that would be a homerun.  It's about as likely as the "Harbaugh to KU" stuff though.

I'm not really a Bielma fan, but it's hard to argue that we could get two coaches with better resumes.
I don't care much for him as a person (also, he's disgusting to look at), but he's a tremendous football coach.  His accomplishments speak for themselves.


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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1401 on: January 05, 2015, 12:47:11 PM »
Obviously that would be a homerun.  It's about as likely as the "Harbaugh to KU" stuff though.

I'm not really a Bielma fan, but it's hard to argue that we could get two coaches with better resumes.
I don't care much for him as a person (also, he's disgusting to look at), but he's a tremendous football coach.  His accomplishments speak for themselves.

Taking that tire fire at Arkansas and making them a winner in two years, especially considering how well they played at the end of the season, is really impressive considering his schedule.

And we always fight Arkansas for recruits.  I mean you you just need to bring your rolodex over.  You don't even need to make new recruiting contacts.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1402 on: January 05, 2015, 12:48:05 PM »
Quote from: :powerespect:
Just heard from a colleague that he heard that Coach will announce his retiring in the next few days and that Bielmna from Arkansas will be the replacement.

There are people who believe based on prior posts from said "powerespect" that it's actually Ernie Barrett... and that he gets his info from "the name of the guy on the football building".

Not saying I believe that, just what I'm hearing from somebody who "has reason to believe that's true".

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was interested, and found bret only makes 100k more a year than snyd's. it's the buyout that would never happen, but I guess that's when private money has to be ready (name of the guy on the football building)

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1403 on: January 05, 2015, 12:51:13 PM »
I agree that this is likely a long shot but IF true, my thought is that if they hire somebody like Bielema or Leavitt, then they could keep a lot of the quality coaches like ‘Dre, Seiler, Klein, Dawson, Dickey, etc, while letting the “older guys” retire (Mo, Hayes, Miller, etc)

Truly, the best of both worlds and a scenario that both LHCBS and Currie could likely agree upon.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1404 on: January 05, 2015, 12:52:18 PM »
Harbaugh to KU was a less silly idea

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1405 on: January 05, 2015, 12:52:55 PM »
Harbaugh to KU was a less silly idea
Both hover around 0% likely.


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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1406 on: January 05, 2015, 12:53:26 PM »
is this happening? 


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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1407 on: January 05, 2015, 12:53:52 PM »
Harbaugh to KU was a less silly idea
Both hover around 0% likely.

definitely

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1408 on: January 05, 2015, 12:54:13 PM »
is this happening? 

2014 Christmas does it again!
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1409 on: January 05, 2015, 12:55:59 PM »
omg christmas 2014 you son of a bitch, don't stop now let's get some great recruits and OC and DC too


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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1410 on: January 05, 2015, 12:56:55 PM »
Quote from: :powerespect:
Just heard from a colleague that he heard that Coach will announce his retiring in the next few days and that Bielmna from Arkansas will be the replacement.

There are people who believe based on prior posts from said "powerespect" that it's actually Ernie Barrett... and that he gets his info from "the name of the guy on the football building".

Not saying I believe that, just what I'm hearing from somebody who "has reason to believe that's true".

 :sdeek:

was interested, and found bret only makes 100k more a year than snyd's. it's the buyout that would never happen, but I guess that's when private money has to be ready (name of the guy on the football building)

I know that Bielema's buyout is huge if Arkansas terminates, something like $12 million, but the buyout in his contract is pretty light, all things considered.  He only owes Arkansas $2 million if he leaves now.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1411 on: January 05, 2015, 12:59:03 PM »
Quote from: :powerespect:
Just heard from a colleague that he heard that Coach will announce his retiring in the next few days and that Bielmna from Arkansas will be the replacement.

There are people who believe based on prior posts from said "powerespect" that it's actually Ernie Barrett... and that he gets his info from "the name of the guy on the football building".

Not saying I believe that, just what I'm hearing from somebody who "has reason to believe that's true".

 :sdeek:

was interested, and found bret only makes 100k more a year than snyd's. it's the buyout that would never happen, but I guess that's when private money has to be ready (name of the guy on the football building)

I know that Bielema's buyout is huge if Arkansas terminates, something like $12 million, but the buyout in his contract is pretty light, all things considered.  He only owes Arkansas $2 million if he leaves now.

oh damn, and we could find that in the couches they moved out of vanier 1.0

thanks, panj

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1412 on: January 05, 2015, 01:05:45 PM »
Harbaugh to KU was a less silly idea
Both hover around 0% likely.

Harbaugh to KU was WAY more silly...

While that was likely < 0%, this hovers in the 5-10% range, IMHO.

We've got the money, facilities (in construction) and past relationships to feasibly make this happen.  Again, not saying it's very likely... just not that it's 100% out of the realm of possibilities.

 
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1413 on: January 05, 2015, 01:08:03 PM »
And he doesn't have to play SEC West every year.  Still <5%
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1414 on: January 05, 2015, 01:08:34 PM »
Bert Bielmna is his new name, FYI. Heard it straight from the mouth of Bart Raygun.
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1415 on: January 05, 2015, 01:11:33 PM »
Bert Bielmna: 1 Follower you know


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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1416 on: January 05, 2015, 01:18:17 PM »
Bert Bielmna: 1 Follower you know



Based on this new info, I'm upping my forecasted possibility to 7-12%

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1417 on: January 05, 2015, 01:34:09 PM »
Bielmna is a funny gopo typo to be sure but on second thought I think we can do better with bert's last name. suggestos?
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1418 on: January 05, 2015, 01:36:48 PM »
Now I understand why Bert did the horns down before the Texas Bowl. He knew he'd be playing Charlie every year starting next year and wanted to get in his head.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1419 on: January 05, 2015, 01:39:27 PM »
Bert

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1420 on: January 05, 2015, 01:42:47 PM »
They may be ushering Bert out the Arkansas door as we speak.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1421 on: January 05, 2015, 01:51:13 PM »
They may be ushering Bert out the Arkansas door as we speak.

https://www.facebook.com/HireJohnLSmithPermanently

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Hey BERT, you can keep starting rumors that other schools are interested in hiring you all day long, but we still aren't giving you a contract extension.
Congrats on that 7th place finish in the SEC West though, have another donut.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1422 on: January 05, 2015, 01:52:04 PM »
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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1423 on: January 05, 2015, 02:27:56 PM »
Really wish Kansas had given Nutt a crack. He combines the ethics of Barry Switzer with the game management of Herm Edwards.

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Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1424 on: January 05, 2015, 03:23:03 PM »
Bielema announcement will be less than 48 hours after Snyder - per my source