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Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 05, 2012, 12:22:26 AM
woot. Christmas in March.

Except it looks like every single bar is going to charge 5 bucks to get in. What the eff?

Did the townies win? Did tmcats pull a fast one? Or are the bars themselves just being greedy?

Either way this a huge development in this young emaw tradition, and i dont like it.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 05, 2012, 12:23:46 AM
War's over, man. Strawn dropped the big one.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 05, 2012, 12:24:01 AM
Townies won. Aggieville has to pay a huge fee to have it this year, hence the cover charges.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 05, 2012, 12:26:39 AM
well eff. I guess this was inevitable. From what i hear Manhattan is going to be a police state as well. Hope all tbhis has no long term affects on the greatest college party ever

 :frown:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 05, 2012, 12:28:11 AM
From what i hear Manhattan is going to be a police state as well.

We're kinda already in that territory, honestly.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 05, 2012, 12:30:08 AM
From what i hear Manhattan is going to be a police state as well.

We're kinda already in that territory, honestly.

Well yeah i know. But i think I read on FB that theyre bussing in pigs from all over the place. Really feel bad for underclassmen (--is that one word?) who are going to get dominated.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: AbeFroman on March 05, 2012, 02:24:11 AM
$5 for an orgy seems like a fair deal
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 05, 2012, 02:27:10 AM
$5 for an orgy seems like a fair deal

If it was $5 for the whole event it wouldn't be terrible. But it's $5 to $10 to get into every bar. So unless you want to stay in the same bar all day/night, you're going to get gouged on top of everything else you pay for drinks. They won't have any drink specials worth a crap either except for some Bud Light with green food coloring in it. And with City Hall becoming all butthurt about enforcing fire codes in bars, you know that RCPD will be pulling the same crap they did last year with cockblocking everyone who wasn't inside a bar by 4 pm. Better to just save your money, buy a bunch of booze from the liquor store, throw a couple of couches on your lawn and party until RCPD runs you over with a SWAT truck.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Pete on March 05, 2012, 08:19:57 AM
You guys should do a fake fake patty's day.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: AppleJack on March 05, 2012, 09:28:31 AM
This was started after I graduated - I still have no idea what Fake Patty's Day is. Sounds fun though  :dunno:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 05, 2012, 09:30:03 AM
You guys should do a fake fake patty's day.

or #occupyaggieville
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: buttsbuttsbutts on March 05, 2012, 09:53:11 AM
From what i hear Manhattan is going to be a police state as well.

We're kinda already in that territory, honestly.

Well yeah i know. But i think I read on FB that theyre bussing in pigs from all over the place. Really feel bad for underclassmen (--is that one word?) who are going to get dominated.

 :chainsaw:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Rams on March 05, 2012, 10:36:34 AM
This was started after I graduated.

this.  you all need to stfu and appreciate what you have.  save some money for the full price drinks and cover (boo-rough ridin'-hoo) and go get pak'd/laid. christ.  :dubious:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 8manpick on March 05, 2012, 11:03:26 AM
This was started after I graduated.

this.  you all need to stfu and appreciate what you have.  save some money for the full price drinks and cover (boo-rough ridin'-hoo) and go get pak'd/laid. christ.  :dubious:

Jesus Christ guys, we're :kstategrad:.  Go spend $15 and get access to 3-10 bars depending on your bar preferences.  If you can't afford the covers, you can't afford to drink all day in Aggieville anyway.  What a joke.
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: bigDcat on March 05, 2012, 11:11:54 AM
This was started after I graduated.

this.  you all need to stfu and appreciate what you have.  save some money for the full price drinks and cover (boo-rough ridin'-hoo) and go get pak'd/laid. christ.  :dubious:

Jesus Christ guys, we're :kstategrad:.  Go spend $15 and get access to 3-10 bars depending on your bar preferences.  If you can't afford the covers, you can't afford to drink all day in Aggieville anyway.  What a joke.

Yeah I don't see what the big deal is. K-State students are getting a pretty good deal over everyone else because of the opportunity to buy cheaper wrist bands. Also, how many bars are y'all planning on going to? I always thought the best plan was to find a bar where your group could fit and stay there.


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 8manpick on March 05, 2012, 11:22:54 AM
Also, how many bars are y'all planning on going to? I always thought the best plan was to find a bar where your group could fit and stay there.

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I plan on going to 6 or 7 different bars and waiting in line 20 minutes at each one for the whole one in, one out deal. :dubious:

Also, I appreciate your use of "y'all" in your writing.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 05, 2012, 11:52:11 AM
JFC, what is this Bob Strawns laundromat? Socks everywhere.

You guys are missing the point. The townies have taken over and are running rampant like chickens with their heads cut off. FPD is increddibly fun and was a day i looked forward to all year when i was in school. But i guess some of you oldie mcoldersons wouldn't know fun if it bit you in the ass.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 05, 2012, 11:53:13 AM
why does bob strawn not want FPD?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 05, 2012, 12:02:52 PM
why does bob strawn not want FPD?

Apparently it's because he can't even get laid at an orgy.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 8manpick on March 05, 2012, 12:15:34 PM
why does bob strawn not want FPD?

He doesn't want Manhattan businesses to be successful obviously.

I was discussing this with Ging the other day, and we figure that it has to be the largest sales tax revenue day for the city of Manhattan other than the home football games (ticket sales and concessions, etc).  Also has to generate the most money from citations, court costs and all that.  Tons of the money infused is coming from people driving in from out of town  Has to be worth is for the townies to have to stay out of Aggieville for a day.  I don't really understand how a city leader could honestly be against it.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 05, 2012, 01:05:37 PM
This was started after I graduated.

this.  you all need to stfu and appreciate what you have.  save some money for the full price drinks and cover (boo-rough ridin'-hoo) and go get pak'd/laid. christ.  :dubious:

Jesus Christ guys, we're :kstategrad:.  Go spend $15 and get access to 3-10 bars depending on your bar preferences.  If you can't afford the covers, you can't afford to drink all day in Aggieville anyway.  What a joke.

Not all of us are :kstategrad: you know :shakesfist:

But regardless of the finances involved I think it'd be more fun to toss some couches and a big screen on your lawn, play some tailgating games, watch some hoops, and party with the randos who walk by rather than wait in line for 30 minutes to an hour to get into a bar while losing your buzz. FPD can be fun as crap, but it's jumped the shark in Aggieville.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on March 05, 2012, 01:07:04 PM
This was started after I graduated.

this.  you all need to stfu and appreciate what you have.  save some money for the full price drinks and cover (boo-rough ridin'-hoo) and go get pak'd/laid. christ.  :dubious:

Jesus Christ guys, we're :kstategrad:.  Go spend $15 and get access to 3-10 bars depending on your bar preferences.  If you can't afford the covers, you can't afford to drink all day in Aggieville anyway.  What a joke.

Not all of us are :kstategrad: you know :shakesfist:

But regardless of the finances involved I think it'd be more fun to toss some couches and a big screen on your lawn, play some tailgating games, watch some hoops, and party with the randos who walk by rather than wait in line for 30 minutes to an hour to get into a bar while losing your buzz. FPD can be fun as crap, but it's jumped the shark in Aggieville.
Pretty high chance of rain for Saturday.
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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 05, 2012, 01:08:22 PM
This was started after I graduated.

this.  you all need to stfu and appreciate what you have.  save some money for the full price drinks and cover (boo-rough ridin'-hoo) and go get pak'd/laid. christ.  :dubious:

Jesus Christ guys, we're :kstategrad:.  Go spend $15 and get access to 3-10 bars depending on your bar preferences.  If you can't afford the covers, you can't afford to drink all day in Aggieville anyway.  What a joke.

Not all of us are :kstategrad: you know :shakesfist:

But regardless of the finances involved I think it'd be more fun to toss some couches and a big screen on your lawn, play some tailgating games, watch some hoops, and party with the randos who walk by rather than wait in line for 30 minutes to an hour to get into a bar while losing your buzz. FPD can be fun as crap, but it's jumped the shark in Aggieville.
Pretty high chance of rain for Saturday.
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 :sdeek:

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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 8manpick on March 05, 2012, 01:47:52 PM
It stormed on FPD '09 I believe and was still fun.  42, my comment was mostly tongue-in-cheek, I'm just a starving grad student anyway.  However, I do think that if you are planning on going out for a lot of the day, the $3.33 for a wristband at a bar is a pretty small portion of what you are going to pay.  Agreed that it will be more fun to day-drink in yards than be in Aggieville if it is nice out.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Lynchmobrules on March 05, 2012, 02:22:48 PM
What are these wristbands that you speak of? I am coming from out of town, and I didn't even know they were doing cover charges until I read this thread.
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: puniraptor on March 05, 2012, 02:35:17 PM
What are these wristbands that you speak of? I am coming from out of town, and I didn't even know they were doing cover charges until I read this thread.
Some crap like you buy a wristband for 10$ and overpriced drinks are half off.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 05, 2012, 02:51:11 PM
I cant remember if it rained in '09 or not, but i dont think it did. Seems like its been a beautiful day every year. Anyway, we wont let that 'rain on our parade' lolz.

But man we'll see how it goes this year. Sounds like theyre going to be busting house parties left and right. The townies REALLY dont want FPD to last much longer.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 05, 2012, 03:01:17 PM
Why are townies so rough ridin' stupid?

Do they not see how much money FPD makes Manhattan?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: AbeFroman on March 05, 2012, 03:06:15 PM
Why are townies so rough ridin' stupid?

Do they not see how much money FPD makes Manhattan?

we've already covered this. There are orgies, literally orgies in the middle of the street!
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: bigDcat on March 05, 2012, 03:08:22 PM
Why are townies so rough ridin' stupid?

Do they not see how much money FPD makes Manhattan?

They can't stand out-of-townies taking their pool tables at Mae's and Eddy's.


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 8manpick on March 05, 2012, 03:23:28 PM
I cant remember if it rained in '09 or not, but i dont think it did. Seems like its been a beautiful day every year. Anyway, we wont let that 'rain on our parade' lolz.

Nice in the morning, rain in the afternoon/early evening, clear later.

March 7, 2009:
http://www.wunderground.com/history/airport/KMHK/2009/3/5/MonthlyHistory.html#calendar
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: waks on March 05, 2012, 03:47:00 PM
The bars aren't the fun part on FPD anyway. The fun part is the drunken party all across the student ghetto (which is what Manhattan residents probably hate more than anything). Do yourself a favor and only go to the bars in the morning and at night once everyone has passed out. That's the only way to avoid standing in line for an hour just to stand in line for another hour to get one lousy, overpriced drink.

On another note... I have heard that because the crowds are so big, the city and Aggieville owners are talking about fencing off Aggieville next year and having a festival drinking setup of some sort where you can bring your drinks outside. That would make FPD that much better and would probably help to concentrate the debauchery more to Aggieville instead of the surrounding areas.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 05, 2012, 03:49:50 PM
paying a cover charge to get into bars in mhk for any reason ever is unacceptable.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: steve dave on March 05, 2012, 03:50:32 PM
paying a cover charge to get into bars in mhk for any reason ever is unacceptable.

really good band maybe
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: michigancat on March 05, 2012, 03:54:17 PM
paying a cover charge to get into bars in mhk for any reason ever is unacceptable.

really good band maybe

I paid a cover for Pomeroy. Twice!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 05, 2012, 03:55:13 PM
paying a cover charge to get into bars in mhk for any reason ever is unacceptable.

really good band maybe

I paid a cover for Pomeroy. Twice!

The band, not the computer hoops stats guy.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 05, 2012, 04:03:05 PM
paying a cover charge to get into bars in mhk for any reason ever is unacceptable.

really good band maybe

I paid a cover for Pomeroy. Twice!
yeah they charged for them at kathouse once, said I was just coming in for a second to grab a friend and then stayed until the set was over
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 05, 2012, 04:11:24 PM
paying a cover charge to get into bars in mhk for any reason ever is unacceptable.

really good band maybe

When has there ever been a really good band in aggieville?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: michigancat on March 05, 2012, 04:12:14 PM
I saw Reggie and the Full Effect at Silverado's. Longhorns got good Red Dirt bands and Auntie Mae's gets some good bands, too.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: gowildcatwildcat on March 05, 2012, 04:15:12 PM
paying a cover charge to get into bars in mhk for any reason ever is unacceptable.

really good band maybe

When has there ever been a really good band in aggieville?

311...
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 05, 2012, 04:16:45 PM
TRICK QUESTION - EVE 6!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 05, 2012, 04:17:15 PM
Flaming Lips used to play at Bomber's back in the day all the time. I wasn't old enough to go, but it happened.  And then Bomber's burned down "accidentally".   :sdeek:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 05, 2012, 04:27:03 PM
TRICK QUESTION - EVE 6!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: AbeFroman on March 05, 2012, 04:41:00 PM
paying a cover charge to get into bars in mhk for any reason ever is unacceptable.

really good band maybe

When has there ever been a really good band in aggieville?

The summer my friend's band played Misfits covers every Monday at PJ's. I guess it wasn't "really good" as much as it was "really fun".

So umm yeah, i guess never.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 05, 2012, 04:53:27 PM
Beauty and the Beach guys!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 05, 2012, 10:11:13 PM
Working from 3-7, but bars on FPD don't sound all that fun.  Then again I'm not a huge fan of shoulder to shoulder crowds.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 05, 2012, 10:15:16 PM
Man, it seems like Fitz really fitzed this thing up.

The bars should disassociate with him like the players union's inevitably have to do with their reps who only make things more contentious during labor negotiations.

Pike, sorry that this thing that you've been looking forward to for so long has been ruined.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 05, 2012, 10:23:38 PM
Man, it seems like Fitz really fitzed this thing up.

The bars should disassociate with him like the players union's inevitably have to do with their reps who only make things more contentious during labor negotiations.

Pike, sorry that this thing that you've been looking forward to for so long has been ruined.

Appreciate the condolences. Maybe it wont be that bad. Its obvious that theyre just trying to make it harder to get annhilated. Longer lines, cover charge, enforcing fire codes etc. As long as they dont go beyond that by busting house parties and arresting people and dishing out tickets then it will still be pretty fun.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 05, 2012, 10:36:54 PM
Man, it seems like Fitz really fitzed this thing up.

The bars should disassociate with him like the players union's inevitably have to do with their reps who only make things more contentious during labor negotiations.

Pike, sorry that this thing that you've been looking forward to for so long has been ruined.

Appreciate the condolences. Maybe it wont be that bad. Its obvious that theyre just trying to make it harder to get annhilated. Longer lines, cover charge, enforcing fire codes etc. As long as they dont go beyond that by busting house parties and arresting people and dishing out tickets then it will still be pretty fun.

That's what the extra cops are for.  Parties that charge for a cup are going to be charged with hosting an open saloon, hosting to minors etc
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on March 05, 2012, 10:38:25 PM
Man, it seems like Fitz really fitzed this thing up.

The bars should disassociate with him like the players union's inevitably have to do with their reps who only make things more contentious during labor negotiations.

Pike, sorry that this thing that you've been looking forward to for so long has been ruined.

Appreciate the condolences. Maybe it wont be that bad. Its obvious that theyre just trying to make it harder to get annhilated. Longer lines, cover charge, enforcing fire codes etc. As long as they dont go beyond that by busting house parties and arresting people and dishing out tickets then it will still be pretty fun.

That's what the extra cops are for.  Parties that charge for a cup...
I imagine that would be pretty hard to prove as long as the party goers/hosters aren't complete dumbasses.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 05, 2012, 10:51:31 PM
Man, it seems like Fitz really fitzed this thing up.

The bars should disassociate with him like the players union's inevitably have to do with their reps who only make things more contentious during labor negotiations.

Pike, sorry that this thing that you've been looking forward to for so long has been ruined.

Appreciate the condolences. Maybe it wont be that bad. Its obvious that theyre just trying to make it harder to get annhilated. Longer lines, cover charge, enforcing fire codes etc. As long as they dont go beyond that by busting house parties and arresting people and dishing out tickets then it will still be pretty fun.

That's what the extra cops are for.  Parties that charge for a cup...
I imagine that would be pretty hard to prove as long as the party goers/hosters aren't complete dumbasses.

Thats the problem with waking up at 6 to start boozing. By 9 everyone is, well, a complete dumbass.

Not that the cops care anyway. Im sure they'll ticket their jolly brains out. 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Testy Westy on March 05, 2012, 11:00:24 PM
FAKE PATTY'S COVER / WRISTBAND INFO

1. There is no cover to enter Aggieville. You will not be ID'd to get into Aggieville.

2. Majority of the bar owners voluntarily paid $3 for every person their bars hold to the Aggieville Business Association. This money will be used to pay extra expenses for the event.
Example: Johnny Kaw's holds 437 people = $1311 paid to ABA.

3. All the owners who voluntarily paid money to the ABA to help with extra expenses have agreed to charge cover.

4. There is not one wrist band for all the bars in Aggieville. Each owner will be charging their own cover for their bars.

5. Listed below are the bars/bar conglomerates that are charging cover to the best of our knowledge. These groups/bars have one wristband to enter all their bars.

Group 1: Johnny Kaw’s, Shot Stop, Bomb Bar and Chuggers
(3 wristbands for $10 pre-sale) ($5 day of event) (Purple Wristbands)

Group 2: Kite’s & Rusty’s Last Chance
(3 wristbands for $10 pre-sale) ($5 day of event) (White Wristbands)

Group 3: Tubby’s, Fat’s & Doughboys
(3 wristbands for $10 pre-sale) ($5 day of event) (Green Wristbands)

Group 4: Porters, Drinx, O’Malleys & Salty Rim
(1 wristband for $5 pre-sale) ($10 day of event) (Silver Wristbands)

Other Bars: (This information is to the best of our knowledge)
So Long: $5 day of
1863: $5 day of
Mojos : $5 day of
Auntie Mae’s: $5 day of
Kathouse & Aggie Station: $5 day of

Other Info
1. Moro will be blocked off to traffic.
2. You will not be able to drink in the streets.
3. There will be numerous food vendors operating on Moro.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 05, 2012, 11:04:13 PM
Realistically i see myself spending $15 TOPs on wrist bands. Thats not that bad being :kstategrad: and all. Im just worried the pigs are going to crap all over everything.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 05, 2012, 11:10:21 PM
What a clusterfuck (not in a tmcats condemnation of drinking way, but in a how in the world did all these bars eff up something as simple as selling green beer on a certain day).
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 8manpick on March 06, 2012, 12:01:27 AM
What a clusterfuck (not in a tmcats condemnation of drinking way, but in a how in the world did all these bars eff up something as simple as selling green beer on a certain day).

They didn't.  They'll make more money this year than any other.  More people will be here for it than ever before.*


*assuming weather isn't too big a factor
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 06, 2012, 12:06:23 AM
What a clusterfuck (not in a tmcats condemnation of drinking way, but in a how in the world did all these bars eff up something as simple as selling green beer on a certain day).

They didn't.  They'll make more money this year than any other.  More people will be here for it than ever before.*


*assuming weather isn't too big a factor

There will be less that come back next year, though.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: kougar24 on March 06, 2012, 12:06:46 AM
Maybe this year it should be "make fatty's day."
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 06, 2012, 12:14:52 AM
What a clusterfuck (not in a tmcats condemnation of drinking way, but in a how in the world did all these bars eff up something as simple as selling green beer on a certain day).

They didn't.  They'll make more money this year than any other.  More people will be here for it than ever before.*


*assuming weather isn't too big a factor

There will be less that come back next year, though.

Which appears to be the ultimate goal. Crush FPD with tryanny until it goes away completely. Worked well with Ocuppy movement.

 I bet more people come into town and booze for home football games. Whats stopping the townies from dropping the iron curtain on Cat pig skin?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 06, 2012, 07:03:37 AM
What a clusterfuck (not in a tmcats condemnation of drinking way, but in a how in the world did all these bars eff up something as simple as selling green beer on a certain day).

They didn't.  They'll make more money this year than any other.  More people will be here for it than ever before.*


*assuming weather isn't too big a factor

Sure, looking forward to a bunch of positive reviews Sunday.  This clearly is going to go very well.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 06, 2012, 08:11:56 AM
FPD was one of the few things which was a) completely unique to MHK and b) that brought non-KSU people into MHK. 

and the townies crushed it.  :lol:

what a joke giving power to people like him.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mcmwcat on March 06, 2012, 08:57:54 AM
seems like a pretty good compromise.  good job once again little apple  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 06, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
seems like a pretty good compromise.  good job once again little apple  :thumbs:

why was a compromise needed?  can't the old balls townies just hit Colbert's for the day?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 06, 2012, 09:45:15 AM
seems like a pretty good compromise.

I might've missed it, but I'm not aware of a compromise.  Isn't it just Fitz saying we're collecting $1000 that we may or may not give the city/cops if cleanup expenses are a lot, and we're also going to charge admission which will either keep crowds lower OR make the bars a bunch of money, and in exchange for those two things we hope the cops are nice?

As soon as the bars united to take on The Man under Fitz, they were mumped. 

If you own a bar, let students declare a FPD, sell green beer and staff a little more, profit and eff everyone else.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mcmwcat on March 06, 2012, 09:59:39 AM
 :dunno:

FPD is proceeding.  no one will care about a $5 cover when they are spending $50 on booze and getting crunk.  city will get some money to cover extra expenses.   sounds like a win - win.

btw i have no idea what Fitz has to do w/ any of this.  what did he do?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 06, 2012, 10:07:42 AM
btw i have no idea what Fitz has to do w/ any of this.  what did he do?

Became president of the aggieville business association and seems to have led the charge of making FPD more official (no matter how many times he says it's unofficial) and made it a thing that can be targeted rather than a bunch of students picking a day to party in green (ORGY!).

I'm aware FPD is going to happen Saturday and that all of our stud goEMAW'rs are gonna get pak'd, but all of pike's concerns of it being watered-down due to being over-policed are probably going to happen, and while tmcats and RCPD and other tucks are responsible for being idiots about the whole thing, Fitz/bars' decision to make a war out of it are responsible for a lot of that too.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on March 06, 2012, 10:10:57 AM
I've been advocating for a Fake Fake Patty's a week prior to the Real Fake Patty's for years.

Tmcats wouldn't know what hit him.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mcmwcat on March 06, 2012, 10:20:30 AM
Why are townies so rough ridin' stupid?

Do they not see how much money FPD makes Manhattan?

 :rolleyes:

where are the figures?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mcmwcat on March 06, 2012, 10:25:46 AM
btw i have no idea what Fitz has to do w/ any of this.  what did he do?

Became president of the aggieville business association and seems to have led the charge of making FPD more official (no matter how many times he says it's unofficial) and made it a thing that can be targeted rather than a bunch of students picking a day to party in green (ORGY!).

I'm aware FPD is going to happen Saturday and that all of our stud goEMAW'rs are gonna get pak'd, but all of pike's concerns of it being watered-down due to being over-policed are probably going to happen, and while tmcats and RCPD and other tucks are responsible for being idiots about the whole thing, Fitz/bars' decision to make a war out of it are responsible for a lot of that too.

yea if they just let it be what it was then there's probably not a whole lot more resistance than what existed before.  i don't even know the logistics behind FPD or care if it exists or not.  for me it's basically the same thing as the stampede - something i avoid.  at least i used to participate in FPD.  never really saw it as much different than any other crazy day or night out at the bars.  i never have been to stampede so can't really say if that's worthwhile.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2012, 10:46:37 AM
Why are townies so rough ridin' stupid?

Do they not see how much money FPD makes Manhattan?

 :rolleyes:

where are the figures?

I'm not on the Manhattan Chamber of Commece so I can't actually give you any figures, but are you trying to imply that Manhattan doesn't make more money from an event that draws in tons of people from out of town who come here and spend money?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 06, 2012, 10:50:42 AM
paying a cover charge to get into bars in mhk for any reason ever is unacceptable.

really good band maybe

When has there ever been a really good band in aggieville?

Ryan Bingham played at Mae's once
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 06, 2012, 10:52:11 AM
I mean if RCPD wouldn't waste their money on a rough ridin' helicopter and tons of unnecessary cops then really you'd only be dealing with slightly elevated police and cleanup expenses, which I doubt outweighs the tax money that would be brought in by a non-shitty FPD.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mcmwcat on March 06, 2012, 11:13:09 AM
Why are townies so rough ridin' stupid?

Do they not see how much money FPD makes Manhattan?

 :rolleyes:

where are the figures?

I'm not on the Manhattan Chamber of Commece so I can't actually give you any figures, but are you trying to imply that Manhattan doesn't make more money from an event that draws in tons of people from out of town who come here and spend money?

how much money?  simple question.  is there an answer .. an estimate? 

i don't care if it makes money or not.  if people want to come to manhattan and have a great time then good.  let them come. 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 06, 2012, 11:18:38 AM
JFC. The wildcat919 helped put this holiday together and now everyone has sold out. It was meant for the students. We knew that since spring break landed on st patty's day that most of them couldn't party together. Now I'm going to have too spend $30+ to walk into some of my favorite places to pak? Eff you tuck mother effers.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 06, 2012, 11:19:28 AM
JFC. The wildcat919 helped put this holiday together and now everyone has sold out. It was meant for the students. We knew that since spring break landed on st patty's day that most of them couldn't party together. Now I'm going to have too spend $30+ to walk into some of my favorite places to pak? Eff you tuck mother effers.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 06, 2012, 12:01:01 PM
Why are townies so rough ridin' stupid?

Do they not see how much money FPD makes Manhattan?

 :rolleyes:

where are the figures?

Did a news story on it back in the day. I don't remember anymore and I don't really care to look, but it's a lot.

(and by Manhattan, I mean the businesses in Manhattan)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 06, 2012, 12:15:33 PM
Would cleanup expenses be as much is fraternities/sororities/other campus organization made cleanup into a volunteer thing?  Wouldn't be a terrible idea for next year.
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: bigDcat on March 06, 2012, 12:22:07 PM
Would cleanup expenses be as much is fraternities/sororities/other campus organization made cleanup into a volunteer thing?  Wouldn't be a terrible idea for next year.

The bars pay any interested student $10/hour for the clean up.


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ben ji on March 06, 2012, 12:45:18 PM
Why are townies so rough ridin' stupid?

Do they not see how much money FPD makes Manhattan?

 :rolleyes:

where are the figures?

Did a news story on it back in the day. I don't remember anymore and I don't really care to look, but it's a lot.

(and by Manhattan, I mean the businesses in Manhattan)

Worked at Tubby's while in college, I worked the day after FPD in 09. Owner hands me a box and says "Here hold this" I ask him what is in, "$50,00 in cash".

Take that x2 to account for credit cards then factor in the other bars.

Its alot of money.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2012, 12:46:53 PM
Worked at Tubby's while in college, I worked the day after FPD in 09. Owner hands me a box and says "Here hold this" I ask him what is in, "$50,00 in cash".

Take that x2 to account for credit cards then factor in the other bars.

Its alot of money.


Tell us some Fitz stories.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ben ji on March 06, 2012, 12:53:13 PM
Worked at Tubby's while in college, I worked the day after FPD in 09. Owner hands me a box and says "Here hold this" I ask him what is in, "$50,00 in cash".

Take that x2 to account for credit cards then factor in the other bars.

Its alot of money.

Nothing you guys dont already know. Would come in a couple times a week and sit at the bar for lunch, drink a beer, creep on bartenders and 19 yr old waitresses.

Would come in on Friday and Saturday night and camp out on the Dance side bar, drink a beer, creep on bartenders and 19 year old waitresses.

They all put up with it because he tipped well.


Tell us some Fitz stories.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Teddy_Westside on March 06, 2012, 04:57:54 PM
This was started after I graduated.

this.  you all need to stfu and appreciate what you have.  save some money for the full price drinks and cover (boo-rough ridin'-hoo) and go get pak'd/laid. christ.  :dubious:

Jesus Christ guys, we're :kstategrad:.  Go spend $15 and get access to 3-10 bars depending on your bar preferences.  If you can't afford the covers, you can't afford to drink all day in Aggieville anyway.  What a joke.

Not all of us are :kstategrad: you know :shakesfist:

But regardless of the finances involved I think it'd be more fun to toss some couches and a big screen on your lawn, play some tailgating games, watch some hoops, and party with the randos who walk by rather than wait in line for 30 minutes to an hour to get into a bar while losing your buzz. FPD can be fun as crap, but it's jumped the shark in Aggieville.

Did this in the morning last year and was a damn good morning. :cheers:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 09, 2012, 04:40:56 AM
:lol:

http://thehypeweekly.com/2012/03/08/fake-pattys-2012-smarter-stronger-and-more-powerful-than-ever-before/

So the bars have made the "sacrifice" to pay $3 x whatever their official capacity is not to the city/cops but to themselves, and if the city/cops can prove they need the money, Fitz might give it to them.  But they have to prove FPD is a mess first.

However, students, you all know it is a mess (some dude died at country stampede), so you're going to need to cover this cost.  "Pay to play" you know.  So to make up for this $3 x capacity the bars will pay themselves, we're going to need you to pay $3-10 each to the bars.  Unfortunately, the logistics prevent the bars from giving you that money back should the city/cops fail to meet their burden of proving they're entitled to the $3 x capacity Fitz is holding.  Also, let's ignore that $3-10 x everyone all day is considerably more than $3 x the legal capacity of a bar at any single moment in time.

Somebody with connections to bars/Fitz/ABA should inquire if a portion of the financial windfall that's about to happen can be donated to the FFF Fund.

Is this more or less condescending/insulting than the "RP's settlement money will be paid exclusively from Big 12 exit fees, no KSU money will be used to pay him" talking point?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 09, 2012, 04:52:58 AM
Good rough ridin' christ, what a patronizing piece of blatant propaganda.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: jmlynch1 on March 09, 2012, 10:13:17 AM
Covers1?!?!?! :runaway:
I don't understand why people think this will ruin anything. Plus, with the vendors and extra portapotties it seems like it should be even more pleasant. Also, lol at ABA blaming their covers on RCPD and the city. I mean LOL.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: CNS on March 09, 2012, 10:17:36 AM
You guys should do a fake fake patty's day.

This.  How hard would it be to just move it one day?  eff the city. 

Would be fantastic. 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 09, 2012, 10:21:23 AM
Covers1?!?!?! :runaway:
I don't understand why people think this will ruin anything. Plus, with the vendors and extra portapotties it seems like it should be even more pleasant. Also, lol at ABA blaming their covers on RCPD and the city. I mean LOL.

Yeah, covers are fine, but don't lie about needing covers to pay cops/city, when the covers will be exponentially more than the amount of money that might be paid to cops/city if cops/city convince Fitz to.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: jmlynch1 on March 09, 2012, 10:30:27 AM
Covers1?!?!?! :runaway:
I don't understand why people think this will ruin anything. Plus, with the vendors and extra portapotties it seems like it should be even more pleasant. Also, lol at ABA blaming their covers on RCPD and the city. I mean LOL.

Yeah, covers are fine, but don't lie about needing covers to pay cops/city, when the covers will be exponentially more than the amount of money that might be paid to cops/city if cops/city convince Fitz to.
It works great. The student population is full of Pikes out there who want to hate the establishment. ABA is saying "eff the Man" all the way to the bank.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 09, 2012, 10:38:17 AM
Covers1?!?!?! :runaway:
I don't understand why people think this will ruin anything. Plus, with the vendors and extra portapotties it seems like it should be even more pleasant. Also, lol at ABA blaming their covers on RCPD and the city. I mean LOL.

Yeah, covers are fine, but don't lie about needing covers to pay cops/city, when the covers will be exponentially more than the amount of money that might be paid to cops/city if cops/city convince Fitz to.
It works great. The student population is full of Pikes out there who want to hate the establishment. ABA is saying "eff the Man" all the way to the bank.

The smart ones of you should have mini-MOAPs and donate money to the FFF Fund instead.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: CNS on March 09, 2012, 10:50:48 AM
The smart ones should take $4 and go buy the color of wrist bands at, party warehouse, that have already been released.  I mean, they told you the color of the bands......

Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 8manpick on March 09, 2012, 01:06:37 PM
The bands have the bar names printed on them... they aren't just solid colors
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: FedUp on March 09, 2012, 01:53:55 PM
Funny, just had to sign this to chime-in here:

"You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law."

The funny thing about this is all of the glaring inaccuracies about this issue that have been posted here.  But I don't expect any of you to know anything since none of you are actually a decision-maker or member of any of the organizations and entities you are criticizing.

The wisdom of the room here would seem to be summarized as "hey, why can't everyone just leave us poor, trampled revelers alone and let FPD be whatever happens naturally.  Boo Hoo."

Could we perhaps grow up a bit and recognize that stakeholders in this community have as much right to peaceful enjoyment of our homes, businesses, and public places as you do?  I don't think that it is too much to ask not to have our homes broken into, passed out people on our porches vomiting, 20 gallons of litter on our lawns, and vicious assaults in our driveways.  I have seen all of this on my property.  No one has the right to do that for any reason, period.

If you put-out entitled brats think we "townies" are too big a problem for you to handle and don't like the outcry, then you people can get out of town with the rest of the idiots who come here from abroad to commit mayhem and go create your own community to destroy.  In the meantime, I will advocate as much attention and force as necessary to ensure that actual stakeholders help us live up to being one of America's best midwestern communities.  It's too bad your pride doesn't extend much beyond ignorance, vulgarity, drunkenness, and disrespect of anyone else who disagrees with you.

Flame away.  I won't be reading or replying.  Make yourselves feel good telling me how it is.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ben ji on March 09, 2012, 01:56:10 PM
Funny, just had to sign this to chime-in here:

"You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law."

The funny thing about this is all of the glaring inaccuracies about this issue that have been posted here.  But I don't expect any of you to know anything since none of you are actually a decision-maker or member of any of the organizations and entities you are criticizing.

The wisdom of the room here would seem to be summarized as "hey, why can't everyone just leave us poor, trampled revelers alone and let FPD be whatever happens naturally.  Boo Hoo."

Could we perhaps grow up a bit and recognize that stakeholders in this community have as much right to peaceful enjoyment of our homes, businesses, and public places as you do?  I don't think that it is too much to ask not to have our homes broken into, passed out people on our porches vomiting, 20 gallons of litter on our lawns, and vicious assaults in our driveways.  I have seen all of this on my property.  No one has the right to do that for any reason, period.

If you put-out entitled brats think we "townies" are too big a problem for you to handle and don't like the outcry, then you people can get out of town with the rest of the idiots who come here from abroad to commit mayhem and go create your own community to destroy.  In the meantime, I will advocate as much attention and force as necessary to ensure that actual stakeholders help us live up to being one of America's best midwestern communities.  It's too bad your pride doesn't extend much beyond ignorance, vulgarity, drunkenness, and disrespect of anyone else who disagrees with you.

Flame away.  I won't be reading or replying.  Make yourselves feel good telling me how it is.

DNR
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 09, 2012, 01:56:45 PM
Funny, just had to sign this to chime-in here:

"You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law."

The funny thing about this is all of the glaring inaccuracies about this issue that have been posted here.  But I don't expect any of you to know anything since none of you are actually a decision-maker or member of any of the organizations and entities you are criticizing.

The wisdom of the room here would seem to be summarized as "hey, why can't everyone just leave us poor, trampled revelers alone and let FPD be whatever happens naturally.  Boo Hoo."

Could we perhaps grow up a bit and recognize that stakeholders in this community have as much right to peaceful enjoyment of our homes, businesses, and public places as you do?  I don't think that it is too much to ask not to have our homes broken into, passed out people on our porches vomiting, 20 gallons of litter on our lawns, and vicious assaults in our driveways.  I have seen all of this on my property.  No one has the right to do that for any reason, period.

If you put-out entitled brats think we "townies" are too big a problem for you to handle and don't like the outcry, then you people can get out of town with the rest of the idiots who come here from abroad to commit mayhem and go create your own community to destroy.  In the meantime, I will advocate as much attention and force as necessary to ensure that actual stakeholders help us live up to being one of America's best midwestern communities.  It's too bad your pride doesn't extend much beyond ignorance, vulgarity, drunkenness, and disrespect of anyone else who disagrees with you.

Flame away.  I won't be reading or replying.  Make yourselves feel good telling me how it is.

Weird first post.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F20fdtuv.gif&hash=28934b7c56a56480c0a5fb29d81d995ebc140c02)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ChiComCat on March 09, 2012, 01:58:33 PM
I don't think that it is too much to ask not to have our homes broken into, passed out people on our porches vomiting, 20 gallons of litter on our lawns, and vicious assaults in our driveways.  I have seen all of this on my property.  No one has the right to do that for any reason, period.

Sounds terrible. You probably should have called the cops.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 'taterblast on March 09, 2012, 01:59:31 PM
FedUp = squawk
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: OK_Cat on March 09, 2012, 02:01:42 PM
Funny, just had to sign this to chime-in here:

"You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law."

The funny thing about this is all of the glaring inaccuracies about this issue that have been posted here.  But I don't expect any of you to know anything since none of you are actually a decision-maker or member of any of the organizations and entities you are criticizing.

The wisdom of the room here would seem to be summarized as "hey, why can't everyone just leave us poor, trampled revelers alone and let FPD be whatever happens naturally.  Boo Hoo."

Could we perhaps grow up a bit and recognize that stakeholders in this community have as much right to peaceful enjoyment of our homes, businesses, and public places as you do?  I don't think that it is too much to ask not to have our homes broken into, passed out people on our porches vomiting, 20 gallons of litter on our lawns, and vicious assaults in our driveways.  I have seen all of this on my property.  No one has the right to do that for any reason, period.

If you put-out entitled brats think we "townies" are too big a problem for you to handle and don't like the outcry, then you people can get out of town with the rest of the idiots who come here from abroad to commit mayhem and go create your own community to destroy.  In the meantime, I will advocate as much attention and force as necessary to ensure that actual stakeholders help us live up to being one of America's best midwestern communities.  It's too bad your pride doesn't extend much beyond ignorance, vulgarity, drunkenness, and disrespect of anyone else who disagrees with you.

Flame away.  I won't be reading or replying.  Make yourselves feel good telling me how it is.

That's it, let the townie out.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 02:02:34 PM
and FedUp bursts onto the goEMAW scene!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 09, 2012, 02:03:30 PM
I don't think that it is too much to ask not to have our homes broken into, passed out people on our porches vomiting, 20 gallons of litter on our lawns, and vicious assaults in our driveways.  I have seen all of this on my property.  No one has the right to do that for any reason, period.

Sounds terrible. You probably should have called the cops.

ya, FedUp, no one here was advocating any of that activity.  we just want a world in which kids can go get boozed up without being harassed by the po-po
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 'taterblast on March 09, 2012, 02:03:57 PM
more like FitzedUp
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 09, 2012, 02:06:26 PM
I was looking for the Martavious DNR .gif but couldn't find it. The link I had for it is dead now. What happened?

http://tinypic.com/images/404.gif
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 09, 2012, 02:06:31 PM
FedUp = squawk

yep. sounds like a ku fan who wants to ruin the branding and renown for which the students of ksu have so diligently worked.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 02:06:46 PM
FedUp, did you get the crap kicked out of you on top of the trash in your yard or did the trash get put there after your ungodly beating?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 09, 2012, 02:07:25 PM
FedUp, did you get the crap kicked out of you on top of the trash in your yard or did the trash get put there after your ungodly beating?

pretty clear that FedUp is a ku fan.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 09, 2012, 02:09:53 PM
FedUp, did you get the crap kicked out of you on top of the trash in your yard or did the trash get put there after your ungodly beating?

pretty clear that FedUp is a ku fan.

Doesn't mean she didn't get the crap kicked out of her on top of the trash in her turncoat Manhattan yard or have trash get put there after her ungodly beating in her turncoat Manhattan yard.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Komo on March 09, 2012, 02:12:23 PM
I will not be tripping acid tomorrow. Why would you PM me this fanning?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: camKSU on March 09, 2012, 02:13:51 PM
Funny, just had to sign this to chime-in here:

"You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law."

The funny thing about this is all of the glaring inaccuracies about this issue that have been posted here.  But I don't expect any of you to know anything since none of you are actually a decision-maker or member of any of the organizations and entities you are criticizing.

The wisdom of the room here would seem to be summarized as "hey, why can't everyone just leave us poor, trampled revelers alone and let FPD be whatever happens naturally.  Boo Hoo."

Could we perhaps grow up a bit and recognize that stakeholders in this community have as much right to peaceful enjoyment of our homes, businesses, and public places as you do?  I don't think that it is too much to ask not to have our homes broken into, passed out people on our porches vomiting, 20 gallons of litter on our lawns, and vicious assaults in our driveways.  I have seen all of this on my property.  No one has the right to do that for any reason, period.

If you put-out entitled brats think we "townies" are too big a problem for you to handle and don't like the outcry, then you people can get out of town with the rest of the idiots who come here from abroad to commit mayhem and go create your own community to destroy.  In the meantime, I will advocate as much attention and force as necessary to ensure that actual stakeholders help us live up to being one of America's best midwestern communities.  It's too bad your pride doesn't extend much beyond ignorance, vulgarity, drunkenness, and disrespect of anyone else who disagrees with you.

Flame away.  I won't be reading or replying.  Make yourselves feel good telling me how it is.

What a little bitch... quit whining, you live in a college town and for that matter you live next to a bar district. GMAFB. Kids will be kids. The manhattan tucks that have this holier-than-thou attitude about anything associated with the "young, wild and free" lifestyle. Let me guess, you walked up hill, in the snow, barefoot, both ways to school and you were god damn thankful for it. :jerk:

Meanwhile on saturday while you cower in a dark corner of your house, I will be   :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: and  :bigtoke:  :bong: :bigtoke: and then probably  :barf: ... deal with it.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Pete on March 09, 2012, 02:15:14 PM
FedUp, did you get the crap kicked out of you on top of the trash in your yard or did the trash get put there after your ungodly beating?

I vote yes.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 09, 2012, 02:15:47 PM
their memory goes with age and they forget that they were young too at one point in their lives.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 09, 2012, 02:18:54 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 09, 2012, 02:19:24 PM
 "Oh, hey, look a 4 bedroom/3 bath for $72,000.  What a great deal.  I'll fix it up then try and get the entire campus to change because I am too cheap to live in a neighborhood that isn't next to the biggest bar district in the state."
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 'taterblast on March 09, 2012, 02:20:41 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 09, 2012, 02:22:31 PM
"Oh, hey, look a 4 bedroom/3 bath for $72,000.  What a great deal.  I'll fix it up then try and get the entire campus to change because I am too cheap to live in a neighborhood that isn't next to the biggest bar district in the state."

Moro?  more like SHUT UP YOU DAMN KIDS!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 09, 2012, 02:26:09 PM
Fed Up is clearly an ABA sock trying to shift the focus away from the scam they're running on the Fake Pak'rs.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 09, 2012, 02:26:45 PM
Fed Up is clearly an ABA sock trying to shift the focus away from the scam they're running on the Fake Pak'rs.

Well, yeah.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 09, 2012, 02:28:43 PM
Fed Up is clearly an ABA sock trying to shift the focus away from the scam they're running on the Fake Pak'rs.

Well, yeah.

I suggest that everyone get super pak'd at home and skip the bars/tollboths and simply go around pissing and shitting on townie houses' lawns.  Win-win.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 02:32:00 PM
we at goEMAW would like to make it clear that we do not advocate beating the crap out of old people on top of garbage that has been dumped in their yard.  using common sense is what we do advocate. 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 09, 2012, 02:33:26 PM
I suggest that everyone get super pak'd at home and skip the bars/tollboths and simply go around pissing and shitting on townie houses' lawns.  Win-win.

Yes. And if someone can make sex on FedUp's property, it would be nice to see him make up some bullshit about the rape he witnessed.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 'taterblast on March 09, 2012, 02:34:53 PM
The wisdom of the room here would seem to be summarized as "hey, why can't everyone just leave us poor, trampled revelers alone and let FPD be whatever happens naturally."


:dunno:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ChiComCat on March 09, 2012, 02:37:57 PM
we at goEMAW would like to make it clear that we do not advocate beating the crap out of old people on top of garbage that has been dumped in their yard.  using common sense is what we do advocate. 

You're only speaking for the LLC right?  Not the members as whole?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Pete on March 09, 2012, 02:41:49 PM
The wisdom of the room here would seem to be summarized as "hey, why can't everyone just leave us poor, trampled revelers alone and let FPD be whatever happens naturally."


:dunno:

I know rite?  It's like he gets it, but refuses to get it.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 'taterblast on March 09, 2012, 02:42:47 PM
It's like he gets it, but refuses to get it.

good way of putting it.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 09, 2012, 02:46:51 PM
You guise, I'm afraid I'm going to run into filly tomorrow. What do I do if this akward exchange occurs?  :ohno:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 09, 2012, 02:47:35 PM
You guise, I'm afraid I'm going to run into filly tomorrow. What do I do if this akward exchange occurs?  :ohno:

And if someone can make sex on FedUp's property, it would be nice to see him make up some bullshit about the rape he witnessed.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 09, 2012, 02:47:48 PM
oh my. I dont even....Im going to pee in as many yards as i can now.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 0.42 on March 09, 2012, 02:47:52 PM
You guise, I'm afraid I'm going to run into filly tomorrow. What do I do if this akward exchange occurs?  :ohno:

give her this face :sdeek:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 'taterblast on March 09, 2012, 02:48:46 PM
You guise, I'm afraid I'm going to run into filly tomorrow. What do I do if this akward exchange occurs?  :ohno:

give her this face :sdeek:

and then a :runaway:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 09, 2012, 02:52:03 PM
You guise, I'm afraid I'm going to run into filly tomorrow. What do I do if this akward exchange occurs?  :ohno:

give her this face :sdeek:

and then a :runaway:
And then  :cheese: with her drink/purse?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 09, 2012, 02:53:35 PM
You guise, I'm afraid I'm going to run into filly tomorrow. What do I do if this akward exchange occurs?  :ohno:

give her this face :sdeek:

and then a :runaway:
And then  :cheese: with her drink/purse?

No, have sex with her on Fed Up's lawn. 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 'taterblast on March 09, 2012, 02:53:46 PM
You guise, I'm afraid I'm going to run into filly tomorrow. What do I do if this akward exchange occurs?  :ohno:

give her this face :sdeek:

and then a :runaway:
And then  :cheese: with her drink/purse?

to see this live would just... oh man. can you imagine?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 09, 2012, 02:54:26 PM
 :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 09, 2012, 02:55:56 PM
Pretty Jealous.

 

Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: puniraptor on March 09, 2012, 02:56:09 PM
Anyone watching the mercury forums to see who is bragging about becoming a new member at goEMAW.com?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: WildcatNkilt on March 09, 2012, 03:00:11 PM
Fanning...do something she would least expect.  I bet if you winked out her she wouldn't know what to do.  Well...she probably want to take you back to her place but you're too busy drinking green beer with your boys.



Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:05:20 PM
Oh man. 

This is why we need fake fake patty's day.  We should've done it last weekend; nobody would even see it coming when there is mass, garbagey, sadistic groupsex happening in FedUp's yard.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: OK_Cat on March 09, 2012, 03:58:03 PM
I know that FedUp is reading this, so I just wanted to point out that Manhattan probably wouldn't exist without the university (which means all of the fun-loving people that come with it).
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: WildcatNkilt on March 09, 2012, 04:07:10 PM
I know that FedUp is reading this, so I just wanted to point out that Manhattan probably wouldn't exist without the university (which means all of the fun-loving people that come with it).

Sounds like a disgruntled professor.  The kind who walks to campus and teaches a 101 class ( the type with a 40% attendance rate, lots of conversations, and easy finals).

 :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 09, 2012, 04:21:06 PM
did i ever tell you guys about the fake pattys day that i puked on a lawn and then passed out the porch right after i dumped trash all over the yard. best day ever.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 09, 2012, 04:46:03 PM
Funny, just had to sign this to chime-in here:

"You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law."

The funny thing about this is all of the glaring inaccuracies about this issue that have been posted here.  But I don't expect any of you to know anything since none of you are actually a decision-maker or member of any of the organizations and entities you are criticizing.

The wisdom of the room here would seem to be summarized as "hey, why can't everyone just leave us poor, trampled revelers alone and let FPD be whatever happens naturally.  Boo Hoo."

Could we perhaps grow up a bit and recognize that stakeholders in this community have as much right to peaceful enjoyment of our homes, businesses, and public places as you do?  I don't think that it is too much to ask not to have our homes broken into, passed out people on our porches vomiting, 20 gallons of litter on our lawns, and vicious assaults in our driveways.  I have seen all of this on my property.  No one has the right to do that for any reason, period.

If you put-out entitled brats think we "townies" are too big a problem for you to handle and don't like the outcry, then you people can get out of town with the rest of the idiots who come here from abroad to commit mayhem and go create your own community to destroy.  In the meantime, I will advocate as much attention and force as necessary to ensure that actual stakeholders help us live up to being one of America's best midwestern communities.  It's too bad your pride doesn't extend much beyond ignorance, vulgarity, drunkenness, and disrespect of anyone else who disagrees with you.

Flame away.  I won't be reading or replying.  Make yourselves feel good telling me how it is.

Look here friend, just because your hippie "bicycle shop" (weed dispensary?) can't attract customers doesn't mean you should try and ruin the fun for the rest of us. If you're so concerned about a little bit of drinkin' and possibly some random sex occurring in or around your lawn you should do the sensible thing and move to out to the west side of town with the rest of the tucks.  Also, what the eff did you think was going to happen in a bar district?  Kids going out after a test and casually sipping on some Hamms? No, it's a college bar district. It's one rough ridin' day.  You should be used to days of zero business. 

Go Cats?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 04:48:02 PM
and EMAWmeister blows the doors off this thing  :surprised:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 10, 2012, 09:31:51 AM
Wait... That bike shop sells weed???  :emawkid:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: steve dave on March 10, 2012, 09:32:57 AM
Wait... That bike shop sells weed???  :emawkid:

yes, everyone knows that
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: LickNeckey on March 10, 2012, 09:58:49 AM
In the ville currently.  FPD is off to a rather muted start.  House parties seem to be warming up.  Foot traffic is minimal in the ville.  Police presence is high.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 10:04:53 AM
In the ville currently.  FPD is off to a rather muted start.  House parties seem to be warming up.  Foot traffic is minimal in the ville.  Police presence is high.

goEMAW will have a prize for best FPD photo.  Keep up all updates!
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: LickNeckey on March 10, 2012, 10:13:17 AM
Food vendors and increased port a potty availability are nice.

Increased cops in utv's isn't.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: billyzabka on March 10, 2012, 10:23:14 AM
Chartered a party bus from wichita to manhattan :driving:

Rolling through herington :ksu:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: BleedingPurple7 on March 10, 2012, 11:21:53 AM
Need more updates for those not fortunate enough to attend
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 10, 2012, 11:35:24 AM
http://www.aggievillelive.com/camera.aspx?id=27
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: LickNeckey on March 10, 2012, 11:57:46 AM
Things are picking up in the ville.  Reports are house parties are raging.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 10, 2012, 02:17:45 PM
Downloaded 5-0 Radio police scanner app. Townies are filing a lot of "citizen reports", aka being narcs. Undoubtedly doing a lot of this:  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 10, 2012, 02:39:48 PM
I really hope someone made a shirt that says "There's nothing fake about this orgy - Bob Strawn"

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr312%2FshaggsCD%2FPicture3-5.png&hash=5dc836d1089c7a326287e4b4d81d8e7735b3fa70)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 02:56:02 PM
Got the scanner app too.  Pretty quiet.  Someone in a white Libcoln getting a DUI in Holiday Inn parking lot.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 02:58:38 PM
600 block of Osage, 8th and Vattier, scramble the bogies!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 03:05:54 PM
Mulch is on fire at 1300 Marlatt!  This is awful!  I am headed to rd's panic room!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 03:16:59 PM
2 BAT (blood alcohol testing) vans have been deployed!

If you are drinking and you even consider driving look out!  BATVAN!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ChiComCat on March 10, 2012, 03:44:35 PM
Mulch is on fire at 1300 Marlatt!  This is awful!  I am headed to rd's panic room!

Good god, you left the panic room :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Bloodfart on March 10, 2012, 03:46:17 PM
You're doing a great service to the emaw community Limestone!  Keep it up!   :ksu:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Bloodfart on March 10, 2012, 03:49:46 PM
Not even fathoming leaving the securtity of my basement cocoon.   :ohno:
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: LickNeckey on March 10, 2012, 04:08:20 PM
Getting fairly hammered.  Almost time to begin my violent trash fueled orgy.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 04:58:26 PM
I'm going off the grid but will come back on when the final hours near.  I want to say I enjoyed knowing all of you. I'll try and make it through but there isnt much hope from the sounds of things...
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: felix rex on March 10, 2012, 05:19:44 PM
Downloaded 5-0 Radio police scanner app. Townies are filing a lot of "citizen reports", aka being narcs. Undoubtedly doing a lot of this:  :shakesfist:

Oh man. What a fun app for today. Love the "combative female behind champs" and the "same guy reporting every little thing and none of them are violations".
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: LickNeckey on March 10, 2012, 05:42:54 PM
Currently at Tasty China House.  Interesting wait staffing seem to have separate waiters for Asian and non- asian customers.  Separate is not equal I do not like ordering Chinese food from gingers.

Also no orgies yet :(
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 05:54:51 PM
Retreated to Colbert Hills.  Riding this out with the rich folk.  They seem nervous but keeping spirits up.  The men are forming perimeters on the first green.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 06:11:29 PM
Bill and Sharon leading a prayer for safety up here.  I ordered a beer and they all recoiled.
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: LickNeckey on March 10, 2012, 06:34:27 PM
No one god can save them from the fury to be unleashed.

Also order a scotch and water to appease the natives until hell rains down on their doorsteps.

Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 10, 2012, 06:38:36 PM
"same guy reporting every little thing and none of them are violations"

tmcats
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 07:54:26 PM
Only reports are coming from Ogden.   Students waiting, gathering steam for orgy, litter/riot or just puss out?
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: LickNeckey on March 10, 2012, 10:29:00 PM
Hippy kid picking through the trash for recyclables at the station.

Since I am the only participant what do I win for best photo?

P.S. tmcats was right do you see what is happening to our fair town?  If we allow this debauchery to continue unchecked everyone will be in wool socks and Birkenstock's within five years.  At that point this dirty hippery will not be contained within the sodomites of third street (a.k.a. The chef).  Instead it will thrive as an uncheckable disease.

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Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: LickNeckey on March 11, 2012, 11:22:05 AM
In the ville currently.  FPD is off to a rather muted start.  House parties seem to be warming up.  Foot traffic is minimal in the ville.  Police presence is high.

goEMAW will have a prize for best FPD photo.  Keep up all updates!

What did I win???
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 11, 2012, 08:14:10 PM
great job Limestone. I enjoyed this.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Shacks on March 12, 2012, 12:18:59 AM
"Oh, hey, look a 4 bedroom/3 bath for $72,000.  What a great deal.  I'll fix it up then try and get the entire campus to change because I am too cheap to live in a neighborhood that isn't next to the biggest bar district in the state."

I'm a student and I live in the student ghetto next to Aggieville.  It's about a two minute walk from my house to any location in the biggest bar district in the state.  Recently this middle aged couple moved in next door.  The cops never showed up anywhere around here because all the residents were college students.  Anything went every night of the week.  There could be gunshots and explosions at 2 AM on a Tuesday night and nobody would call the RCPD.  Guess what starts happening to all the houses on this street as soon as those fuckers moved in?  5-0 shows up for noise complaints on a nightly basis.  Wouldn't surprise me if FedUp is one of my bastard middle age neighbors.  At least they had the decency to eff off and leave MHK for FPD.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 12, 2012, 01:12:55 PM
The photo contest winner is... THE COLLEGIAN!!

http://issuu.com/ecollegian/docs/3.12.12/1

Sorry I can't pull the picture off the PDF file.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ChiComCat on March 12, 2012, 01:17:22 PM
The photo contest winner is... THE COLLEGIAN!!

http://issuu.com/ecollegian/docs/3.12.12/1

Sorry I can't pull the picture off the PDF file.

My goodness, that picture about sums it up. 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: LickNeckey on March 12, 2012, 02:07:04 PM
 :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: waks on March 12, 2012, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: Bob Strawn
folks need to turn the bright lights off this event ...

let it be.  all this negative attention only creates a more inviting environment for bad actors. 

too bad we can't make it something more than it is today. 

there was a lot of green around a'ville at noontime.  but i didn't notice anything outragious beyond the party atmosphere and number of rcpd circling.
:surprised:

http://affiliate.kickapps.com/service/displayDiscussionThreads.kickAction?as=47305&w=151173&d=863019&d-1169404-p=1 (http://affiliate.kickapps.com/service/displayDiscussionThreads.kickAction?as=47305&w=151173&d=863019&d-1169404-p=1)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 12, 2012, 03:20:47 PM
Quote from: Bob Strawn
folks need to turn the bright lights off this event ...

let it be.  all this negative attention only creates a more inviting environment for bad actors. 

too bad we can't make it something more than it is today. 

there was a lot of green around a'ville at noontime.  but i didn't notice anything outragious beyond the party atmosphere and number of rcpd circling.
:surprised:

http://affiliate.kickapps.com/service/displayDiscussionThreads.kickAction?as=47305&w=151173&d=863019&d-1169404-p=1 (http://affiliate.kickapps.com/service/displayDiscussionThreads.kickAction?as=47305&w=151173&d=863019&d-1169404-p=1)

Fantastic thread.

Quote
Since money is all that matters, then I say let's host a porn convention at the new conference center. We can get all the latest stars and producers and have a trade show of sorts of videos and products. The event should attract a large group of fans seeking autographs and the chance to meet their favorite stars, and the fans will book hotel rooms, eat out, buy gas, buy other unmentionables. Should make Manhattan a bunch of money.

Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: CNS on March 12, 2012, 03:32:50 PM
The porn convention would be a great comparo if Holiday Inn had an office in it that sold porn services every other day of the week.

Someone wake me when one of them says alcohol(or anything else, for that matter) is the devil.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: _33 on March 12, 2012, 03:49:22 PM
Quote from: Bob Strawn
folks need to turn the bright lights off this event ...

let it be.  all this negative attention only creates a more inviting environment for bad actors. 

too bad we can't make it something more than it is today. 

there was a lot of green around a'ville at noontime.  but i didn't notice anything outragious beyond the party atmosphere and number of rcpd circling.
:surprised:

http://affiliate.kickapps.com/service/displayDiscussionThreads.kickAction?as=47305&w=151173&d=863019&d-1169404-p=1 (http://affiliate.kickapps.com/service/displayDiscussionThreads.kickAction?as=47305&w=151173&d=863019&d-1169404-p=1)

Ha, someone is using "Here Comes The Son" screenshot as avatar.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: hemmy on March 12, 2012, 03:50:34 PM
Quote from: Bob Strawn
folks need to turn the bright lights off this event ...

let it be.  all this negative attention only creates a more inviting environment for bad actors. 

too bad we can't make it something more than it is today. 

there was a lot of green around a'ville at noontime.  but i didn't notice anything outragious beyond the party atmosphere and number of rcpd circling.
:surprised:

http://affiliate.kickapps.com/service/displayDiscussionThreads.kickAction?as=47305&w=151173&d=863019&d-1169404-p=1 (http://affiliate.kickapps.com/service/displayDiscussionThreads.kickAction?as=47305&w=151173&d=863019&d-1169404-p=1)

Ha, someone is using "Here Comes The Son" screenshot as avatar.

'grats.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EuroCat on March 12, 2012, 04:32:30 PM
Missed FPD.

Real St Paddy's day this weekend :drink:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: CNS on March 12, 2012, 04:44:54 PM
Missed FPD.

Real St Paddy's day this weekend :drink:

Will be glorious.  70-something degrees and sunny, WildWildCats v Cuse will be on, and Sporting KC's home opener.  I honestly don't know what I am going to do w/ myself.

Wish I could clone myself a few times and have them all report back at the end of the day.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EuroCat on March 12, 2012, 05:47:40 PM
Missed FPD.

Real St Paddy's day this weekend :drink:

Will be glorious.  70-something degrees and sunny, WildWildCats v Cuse will be on, and Sporting KC's home opener.  I honestly don't know what I am going to do w/ myself.

Wish I could clone myself a few times and have them all report back at the end of the day.
:combofballbballsoccerfan:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: _33 on March 12, 2012, 05:57:20 PM
Quote from: Bob Strawn
folks need to turn the bright lights off this event ...

let it be.  all this negative attention only creates a more inviting environment for bad actors. 

too bad we can't make it something more than it is today. 

there was a lot of green around a'ville at noontime.  but i didn't notice anything outragious beyond the party atmosphere and number of rcpd circling.
:surprised:

http://affiliate.kickapps.com/service/displayDiscussionThreads.kickAction?as=47305&w=151173&d=863019&d-1169404-p=1 (http://affiliate.kickapps.com/service/displayDiscussionThreads.kickAction?as=47305&w=151173&d=863019&d-1169404-p=1)

Ha, someone is using "Here Comes The Son" screenshot as avatar.

'grats.

Hemmy, thank you.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 12, 2012, 09:53:07 PM
so yeah, doesnt look like FPD is going anywhere. I thought it went really well and i had a great time.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 14, 2012, 09:22:49 PM
Possibly (probably?) NSFW (Bob Strawn orgy related):

http://kirillwashere.com/gallery.php?gid=838
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 14, 2012, 09:38:33 PM
Possibly (probably?) NSFW (Bob Strawn orgy related):

http://kirillwashere.com/gallery.php?gid=838

lol @ the one girl going all girls gone wild. Pretty easy to tell who it is too.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 14, 2012, 09:38:39 PM
Possibly (probably?) NSFW (Bob Strawn orgy related):

http://kirillwashere.com/gallery.php?gid=838

good grief.  note to self:  go to fake patty's day next year
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on March 14, 2012, 09:48:06 PM
Possibly (probably?) NSFW (Bob Strawn orgy related):

http://kirillwashere.com/gallery.php?gid=838

good grief.  note to self:  go to fake patty's day next year
:surprised:

But it's in MHK.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 14, 2012, 09:58:56 PM
It'll be even better if they charge more next year.

http://www.kstatecollegian.com/news/bar-owners-pleased-with-fake-patty-s-day-turnout-1.2715257#.T2FZZBH2YTY
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on March 14, 2012, 10:10:29 PM
It'll be even better if they charge more next year.

http://www.kstatecollegian.com/news/bar-owners-pleased-with-fake-patty-s-day-turnout-1.2715257#.T2FZZBH2YTY
Quote
Most wristbands went for $10. This was to help pay for the bottles of water distributed to the people who took part in the event.
GUYS WHAT IF WE CHARGED EVERYONE 10$ FOR THE WATER???
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: kim carnes on March 14, 2012, 10:14:37 PM
Fake Patty's Day ......... more like Fake Patty's Meh
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on March 14, 2012, 10:21:34 PM
that "big time" DJamer they had at kaws was actually pretty cool even tho im not a big fan of dub step our house. The atmosphere would have been cooler tho if it wasnt in the middle of the day when he performed (or whatever djs do).
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: kim carnes on March 14, 2012, 10:25:41 PM
that "big time" DJamer they had at kaws was actually pretty cool even tho im not a big fan of dub step our house. The atmosphere would have been cooler tho if it wasnt in the middle of the day when he performed (or whatever djs do).

djs spin tracks
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: CatsNShocks on March 29, 2012, 01:24:50 PM
Quote
A meeting has been scheduled to debrief the 2012 Fake Patty’s Day (a.k.a. Green Break) and begin proactive preparations for next year. The meeting will be held on Thursday, April 5th at 2:00 p.m. at Tubby’s (1127 Moro St). Hope to see you there.
 
Thanks,
Lauren
 
Lauren Palmer
Assistant City Manager
City of Manhattan
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 29, 2012, 02:09:32 PM
so, not to be all pervy (which means I'm being pervy)

But that was kind of impressive.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 29, 2012, 04:15:13 PM
Possibly (probably?) NSFW (Bob Strawn orgy related):

http://kirillwashere.com/gallery.php?gid=838

good grief.  note to self:  go to fake patty's day next year


I second that motion...yikes.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 29, 2012, 04:16:09 PM
so, not to be all pervy (which means I'm being pervy)

But that was kind of impressive.

what are we talking about?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 29, 2012, 04:25:23 PM
so, not to be all pervy (which means I'm being pervy)

But that was kind of impressive.

what are we talking about?

http://kirillwashere.com/gallery.php?gid=838 (http://kirillwashere.com/gallery.php?gid=838)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 29, 2012, 04:25:55 PM
oh ok. carry on.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 02, 2012, 10:07:00 PM
Wasn't quite sure where to put this, whether it should go in an FPD thread or if I should resurrect a 2 year-old RCPD thread or what. Ultimately went with this one. Here's a quote that perfectly illustrates the difference between cops in Lawrence and cops in Manhattan. Some dude posted this on The Phog today, in preparation for the potential for a KU national championship celebration tonight.

From http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2481&t=8873457
Quote

A few notes from a Lawrence PD member working Mass tonight and who also worked Saturday night:

Tens of thousands of people swarmed Mass St. Only 3 people were arrested last night.

For the officers assigned to downtown foot patrol, it's our goal/mission to avoid arresting or citing anyone if at all possible. Seriously, if you're on Mass Street tomorrow night, you've gotta do something pretty stupid in order to go to jail. I think of the three last night, one person "hit" someone with their car because they wouldn't get out of the way, and the other two were from fights.

PROTIP: If you want, you can BYOB. Open container laws on Mass Street are temporarily suspended for the celebration. So long as you're not openly carrying your booze around in an alcoholic can or bottle, you're good. This is to minimize the amount of beer bottles and cans that could potentially be thrown and injure others. Cups of any kind (some people were walking around on Saturday with 64 oz QT cups), as well as non-alcoholic bottles are OK (gatorate, milk jug, 2 -liter soda bottle, etc).

If you have bottles or cans of beer and police catch you, you won't get arrested or cited. Instead, we force you to pound it or pour it.

The bottom line is the incident commander (the LPD Captain in charge of coordinating all 250+ officers downtown) gave specific orders not to arrest or cite anyone for alcohol violations (or any other minor crimes, for that matter). We're not even checking the ages of people with alcoholic beverages in their hands. Our only priority is to ensure the personal safety of all people (students, citizens, and police) and that everyone celebrating has a good time. In 2008, the Championship win resulted in 40-60k people in downtown Mass St. Estimates this year put that figure somewhere in the ballpark of 80-100k people. 250 cops cannot enforce laws against 100k people without causing casualties or a riot. We don't want casualties, and this is why we're taking every step we can to avoid taking people to jail or writing them tickets.

Most police departments do not "set up" checkpoints arbitrarily. In nearly all cases, checkpoints are set up during certain times of the year as part of a Federally-funded Special Traffic Enforcement Program (STEP) program. There will be saturation patrols throughout the city. This just means that instead of police standing outside and stopping cars in just one or two designated streets in the city, police will just be actively patrolling the city (as usual), and will arrest impaired drivers if encountered.

Why can't we have nice things like awesome police departments?   :frown:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TBL on April 02, 2012, 11:10:15 PM
Wasn't quite sure where to put this, whether it should go in an FPD thread or if I should resurrect a 2 year-old RCPD thread or what. Ultimately went with this one. Here's a quote that perfectly illustrates the difference between cops in Lawrence and cops in Manhattan. Some dude posted this on The Phog today, in preparation for the potential for a KU national championship celebration tonight.

From http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2481&t=8873457
Quote

A few notes from a Lawrence PD member working Mass tonight and who also worked Saturday night:

Tens of thousands of people swarmed Mass St. Only 3 people were arrested last night.

For the officers assigned to downtown foot patrol, it's our goal/mission to avoid arresting or citing anyone if at all possible. Seriously, if you're on Mass Street tomorrow night, you've gotta do something pretty stupid in order to go to jail. I think of the three last night, one person "hit" someone with their car because they wouldn't get out of the way, and the other two were from fights.

PROTIP: If you want, you can BYOB. Open container laws on Mass Street are temporarily suspended for the celebration. So long as you're not openly carrying your booze around in an alcoholic can or bottle, you're good. This is to minimize the amount of beer bottles and cans that could potentially be thrown and injure others. Cups of any kind (some people were walking around on Saturday with 64 oz QT cups), as well as non-alcoholic bottles are OK (gatorate, milk jug, 2 -liter soda bottle, etc).

If you have bottles or cans of beer and police catch you, you won't get arrested or cited. Instead, we force you to pound it or pour it.

The bottom line is the incident commander (the LPD Captain in charge of coordinating all 250+ officers downtown) gave specific orders not to arrest or cite anyone for alcohol violations (or any other minor crimes, for that matter). We're not even checking the ages of people with alcoholic beverages in their hands. Our only priority is to ensure the personal safety of all people (students, citizens, and police) and that everyone celebrating has a good time. In 2008, the Championship win resulted in 40-60k people in downtown Mass St. Estimates this year put that figure somewhere in the ballpark of 80-100k people. 250 cops cannot enforce laws against 100k people without causing casualties or a riot. We don't want casualties, and this is why we're taking every step we can to avoid taking people to jail or writing them tickets.

Most police departments do not "set up" checkpoints arbitrarily. In nearly all cases, checkpoints are set up during certain times of the year as part of a Federally-funded Special Traffic Enforcement Program (STEP) program. There will be saturation patrols throughout the city. This just means that instead of police standing outside and stopping cars in just one or two designated streets in the city, police will just be actively patrolling the city (as usual), and will arrest impaired drivers if encountered.

Why can't we have nice things like awesome police departments?   :frown:

SWEET!!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 02, 2012, 11:40:41 PM
I had Manhattan cops force me to pour out a beer once and didn't get cited for anything. Some cops are dicks. Others aren't. The difference here is that Lawrence's city commission isn't filled with fun-loving dickheads who want to see kids cracked down on. I'm sure there are plenty of dickbag cops in Lawrence who would love to arrest celebrating kids, but they are under specific orders not to.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on April 03, 2012, 12:07:29 AM
this is more of a overmatched issue than just being cool broski's issue.

it's really the most sensible approach.

i went down to mass in 03 after they lost to syracuse, and it was one of the most fun nights of my life.

of course i was a gigantic dick yelling go big orange and other things.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 03, 2012, 12:18:16 AM
this is more of a overmatched issue than just being cool broski's issue.

it's really the most sensible approach.

i went down to mass in 03 after they lost to syracuse, and it was one of the most fun nights of my life.

of course i was a gigantic dick yelling go big orange and other things.

If K-State were in the finals, there would be adequate police protection. We would bus them in if necessary. Order would be maintained.



Bob
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: felix rex on April 03, 2012, 10:20:26 AM
I had Manhattan cops force me to pour out a beer once and didn't get cited for anything. Some cops are dicks. Others aren't. The difference here is that Lawrence's city commission isn't filled with fun-loving dickheads who want to see kids cracked down on. I'm sure there are plenty of dickbag cops in Lawrence who would love to arrest celebrating kids, but they are under specific orders not to.

Yeah. I was "busted" a couple times on gamedays, but they always just made me pour it out.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ednksu on April 03, 2012, 10:42:35 AM
this is more of a overmatched issue than just being cool broski's issue.

it's really the most sensible approach.

i went down to mass in 03 after they lost to syracuse, and it was one of the most fun nights of my life.

of course i was a gigantic dick yelling go big orange and other things.

If K-State were in the finals, there would be adequate police protection. We would bus them in if necessary. Order would be maintained.



Bob
sure didn't happen with our elite 8 run  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on April 03, 2012, 11:07:50 AM
this is more of a overmatched issue than just being cool broski's issue.

it's really the most sensible approach.

i went down to mass in 03 after they lost to syracuse, and it was one of the most fun nights of my life.

of course i was a gigantic dick yelling go big orange and other things.

If K-State were in the finals, there would be adequate police protection. We would bus them in if necessary. Order would be maintained.



Bob
sure didn't happen with our elite 8 run  :sdeek:

no crap, man, after the xavier game every single person in the city of manhattan immediately went outside and started making questionable decisions with no regard for the law, myself included
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: CNS on February 12, 2013, 02:15:49 PM
EMAW spreading uncontrollably and some don't even know it.

https://www.livingsocial.com/events/611548-fake-patty-s-caravan-crawl-ticket-package (https://www.livingsocial.com/events/611548-fake-patty-s-caravan-crawl-ticket-package)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 'taterblast on February 12, 2013, 02:17:10 PM
so i'm guessing "fake patty's" never got trademarked
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TheHamburglar on February 12, 2013, 02:24:42 PM
i went down to mass in 03 after they lost to syracuse, and it was one of the most fun nights of my life.

 :D...so was I.  That was a pretty fun time.  That night was a perfect example of how cops should handle those situations.  People were walking around with open containers, no one was carding, and the police were working the actual issues instead of using it as an opportunity to generate revenue thru tickets.  It was the exact opposite of KSU/Manhatton cops on game days and other events.  Most people vacated by 2:00am, the street was relatively clean, and every had a fun, safe time...God I hate KSUPD/RCPD.   
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Gooch on February 12, 2013, 02:31:39 PM
Oh man 'bout time to warm up the orgies in yards again. :love:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: puniraptor on February 12, 2013, 02:31:59 PM
someone find the bob aaah yeaah strawn pics and repost here
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on February 12, 2013, 02:35:06 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr312%2FshaggsCD%2FPicture4-5.png&hash=dfcb3da78b0350256dbfb45abb5b8208ee4e14ab)
 :lol:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi10.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa102%2Fnutt_lee%2Froflbot.jpg&hash=d1f38363a1474d92305bad9219a2bbc54937f36b)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi434.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq66%2Fyoga-like_abana%2Froflbot.jpg&hash=4452a96eec71a0e59e4b4cbcabad865c2e71fbad)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi434.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq66%2Fyoga-like_abana%2Froflbot1.jpg&hash=b10a578e26f610c4979b37c3e43a09630c540223)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.pgu.me%2Fgd4cBqmq_original.jpg&hash=c14f5296384bef84526c0ece7075a982774e0fc0)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: eastcat on February 12, 2013, 02:35:38 PM
i went down to mass in 03 after they lost to syracuse, and it was one of the most fun nights of my life.

 :D...so was I.  That was a pretty fun time.  That night was a perfect example of how cops should handle those situations.  People were walking around with open containers, no one was carding, and the police were working the actual issues instead of using it as an opportunity to generate revenue thru tickets.  It was the exact opposite of KSU/Manhatton cops on game days and other events.  Most people vacated by 2:00am, the street was relatively clean, and every had a fun, safe time...God I hate KSUPD/RCPD.   

Pretty sure KSUPD handed out something like 95 alcohol warnings and 3 citations during the Texas game this year. They aren't as interested in writing tickets because they don't get the money like RCPD does.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: puniraptor on February 12, 2013, 02:42:15 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr312%2FshaggsCD%2FPicture4-5.png&hash=dfcb3da78b0350256dbfb45abb5b8208ee4e14ab)
 :lol:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi10.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa102%2Fnutt_lee%2Froflbot.jpg&hash=d1f38363a1474d92305bad9219a2bbc54937f36b)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi434.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq66%2Fyoga-like_abana%2Froflbot.jpg&hash=4452a96eec71a0e59e4b4cbcabad865c2e71fbad)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi434.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fqq66%2Fyoga-like_abana%2Froflbot1.jpg&hash=b10a578e26f610c4979b37c3e43a09630c540223)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.pgu.me%2Fgd4cBqmq_original.jpg&hash=c14f5296384bef84526c0ece7075a982774e0fc0)

 :D  :thumbs: TYDLEW
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TheHamburglar on February 12, 2013, 02:47:42 PM
i went down to mass in 03 after they lost to syracuse, and it was one of the most fun nights of my life.

 :D...so was I.  That was a pretty fun time.  That night was a perfect example of how cops should handle those situations.  People were walking around with open containers, no one was carding, and the police were working the actual issues instead of using it as an opportunity to generate revenue thru tickets.  It was the exact opposite of KSU/Manhatton cops on game days and other events.  Most people vacated by 2:00am, the street was relatively clean, and every had a fun, safe time...God I hate KSUPD/RCPD.   

Pretty sure KSUPD handed out something like 95 alcohol warnings and 3 citations during the Texas game this year. They aren't as interested in writing tickets because they don't get the money like RCPD does.

They also were complete dickbags to my mother and swarmed her because one of them saw her pouring a Bud Light Lime in the east grass lot.  5 of them spent 15-20 minutes harassing her for "drinking this wussy crap" as they waited for the van to come so they could confiscate her cooler.  I'm glad they all wasted 15-20 minutes rough ridin' with my mom because if they didn't stop her she may have had 2-3 more of them over the next 4 hours and been a real problem.  They were more interested in confiscating something so they could show their superior they were doing something rather than actually making sure everyone was safe.  That's why I say eff both the RCPD and KSUPD, they are more interested in being dicks than protecting the public. 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 12, 2013, 02:48:30 PM
AW YEAH, TIME TO eff
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on February 12, 2013, 02:49:15 PM
I will be hosting an orgy on my neighbor's lawn at 11 am. PM me for details.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 12, 2013, 02:50:24 PM
I will be hosting an orgy on my neighbor's lawn at 11 am. PM me for details.

Are you accepting average looking people?  Because if so count me out.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 12, 2013, 02:51:37 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi71.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi142%2Fmiggyg%2Fnormal_105here_for_the_gang_bang.jpg&hash=4c1a3f5ebe48f8441e91ea55b53be6c84e996f5d)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: eastcat on February 12, 2013, 02:53:09 PM
i went down to mass in 03 after they lost to syracuse, and it was one of the most fun nights of my life.

 :D...so was I.  That was a pretty fun time.  That night was a perfect example of how cops should handle those situations.  People were walking around with open containers, no one was carding, and the police were working the actual issues instead of using it as an opportunity to generate revenue thru tickets.  It was the exact opposite of KSU/Manhatton cops on game days and other events.  Most people vacated by 2:00am, the street was relatively clean, and every had a fun, safe time...God I hate KSUPD/RCPD.   

Pretty sure KSUPD handed out something like 95 alcohol warnings and 3 citations during the Texas game this year. They aren't as interested in writing tickets because they don't get the money like RCPD does.

They also were complete dickbags to my mother and swarmed her because one of them saw her pouring a Bud Light Lime in the east grass lot.  5 of them spent 15-20 minutes harassing her for "drinking this wussy crap" as they waited for the van to come so they could confiscate her cooler.  I'm glad they all wasted 15-20 minutes rough ridin' with my mom because if they didn't stop her she may have had 2-3 more of them over the next 4 hours and been a real problem.  They were more interested in confiscating something so they could show their superior they were doing something rather than actually making sure everyone was safe.  That's why I say eff both the RCPD and KSUPD, they are more interested in being dicks than protecting the public.

lol ok.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Shacks on February 12, 2013, 02:55:28 PM
Last FPD, my roommates and I had a huge house party (we live in the student ghetto next to Aggieville).  We invited a lot of our friends, and we also invited any randoms off the sidewalk.  Some random couple had a loud lovemaking session in one of our bathrooms.  Unfortunately it didn't turn into an orgy.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on February 12, 2013, 03:01:10 PM
My first FPD i walked home crying in the rain at about 1 am.  My second fake Patty's day was relatively uneventful.  Third fake patty's day i got punched in the face.  Last fake patty's day i lost my credit card and broke my wrist. 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ben ji on February 12, 2013, 03:03:20 PM
My first FPD i walked home crying in the rain at about 1 am.   My second fake Patty's day was relatively uneventful.  Third fake patty's day i got punched in the face.  Last fake patty's day i lost my credit card and broke my wrist.

J-dub is Dlew? Or is Dlew J-dub?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 12, 2013, 03:12:23 PM
My first FPD i walked home crying in the rain at about 1 am.   My second fake Patty's day was relatively uneventful.  Third fake patty's day i got punched in the face.  Last fake patty's day i lost my credit card and broke my wrist.

J-dub is Dlew? Or is Dlew J-dub?

Dlew is the reason crying in the rain is cool.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on February 12, 2013, 03:15:08 PM
Are you accepting average looking people?  Because if so count me out.

You must be above average looking to participate. What "above average" constitutes is up to my discretion.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 12, 2013, 03:25:34 PM
Are you accepting average looking people?  Because if so count me out.

You must be above average looking to participate. What "above average" constitutes is up to my discretion.

I'll send pics and my latest "clean bill of health" I just DLed from the internet.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Teddy_Westside on February 12, 2013, 04:51:35 PM
i went down to mass in 03 after they lost to syracuse, and it was one of the most fun nights of my life.

 :D...so was I.  That was a pretty fun time.  That night was a perfect example of how cops should handle those situations.  People were walking around with open containers, no one was carding, and the police were working the actual issues instead of using it as an opportunity to generate revenue thru tickets.  It was the exact opposite of KSU/Manhatton cops on game days and other events.  Most people vacated by 2:00am, the street was relatively clean, and every had a fun, safe time...God I hate KSUPD/RCPD.   

Pretty sure KSUPD handed out something like 95 alcohol warnings and 3 citations during the Texas game this year. They aren't as interested in writing tickets because they don't get the money like RCPD does.

They also were complete dickbags to my mother and swarmed her because one of them saw her pouring a Bud Light Lime in the east grass lot.  5 of them spent 15-20 minutes harassing her for "drinking this wussy crap" as they waited for the van to come so they could confiscate her cooler.  I'm glad they all wasted 15-20 minutes rough ridin' with my mom because if they didn't stop her she may have had 2-3 more of them over the next 4 hours and been a real problem.  They were more interested in confiscating something so they could show their superior they were doing something rather than actually making sure everyone was safe.  That's why I say eff both the RCPD and KSUPD, they are more interested in being dicks than protecting the public.

lol ok.

They also didn't need six of them there to handle that situation
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TheHamburglar on February 12, 2013, 05:09:32 PM
i went down to mass in 03 after they lost to syracuse, and it was one of the most fun nights of my life.

 :D...so was I.  That was a pretty fun time.  That night was a perfect example of how cops should handle those situations.  People were walking around with open containers, no one was carding, and the police were working the actual issues instead of using it as an opportunity to generate revenue thru tickets.  It was the exact opposite of KSU/Manhatton cops on game days and other events.  Most people vacated by 2:00am, the street was relatively clean, and every had a fun, safe time...God I hate KSUPD/RCPD.   

Pretty sure KSUPD handed out something like 95 alcohol warnings and 3 citations during the Texas game this year. They aren't as interested in writing tickets because they don't get the money like RCPD does.

They also were complete dickbags to my mother and swarmed her because one of them saw her pouring a Bud Light Lime in the east grass lot.  5 of them spent 15-20 minutes harassing her for "drinking this wussy crap" as they waited for the van to come so they could confiscate her cooler.  I'm glad they all wasted 15-20 minutes rough ridin' with my mom because if they didn't stop her she may have had 2-3 more of them over the next 4 hours and been a real problem.  They were more interested in confiscating something so they could show their superior they were doing something rather than actually making sure everyone was safe.  That's why I say eff both the RCPD and KSUPD, they are more interested in being dicks than protecting the public.

lol ok.

They also didn't need six of them there to handle that situation

Yes they did.  You want there to be at least 5 others around to hear you say things like "o look, she's drinking this wussy crap".  When you're campus PD, you want to be sure there are as many other cops around see you show that 54-year-old woman who the boss is.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: p1k3 on February 12, 2013, 05:20:48 PM
EMAW spreading uncontrollably and some don't even know it.

https://www.livingsocial.com/events/611548-fake-patty-s-caravan-crawl-ticket-package (https://www.livingsocial.com/events/611548-fake-patty-s-caravan-crawl-ticket-package)

Good. Hopefully less Squawks and Nubb fans in Aggieville.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: F14ABE on March 06, 2014, 08:59:19 AM
I ll be in town for FPD.  hit me up if you're going to be there.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 'taterblast on March 06, 2014, 09:41:19 AM
 :dance:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: scottwildcat on March 06, 2014, 09:46:55 AM
I ll be in town for FPD.  hit me up if you're going to be there.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Brock Landers on March 06, 2014, 09:54:37 AM
http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Manhattan-Prepares-For-Fake-St-Patricks-Day-248505131.html (http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Manhattan-Prepares-For-Fake-St-Patricks-Day-248505131.html)

Check out the comments on this.  Bob Strawn himself may have taken part in the discussion.

Also, which one of you idiots gets to take credit for the AWW YEAH comment    :lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 06, 2014, 09:56:19 AM
My yard orgy has been the alpha of yard orgies in Manhattan since the inception of FPD.  You can go big, or go to Metalhead's.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 06, 2014, 10:01:36 AM
http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Manhattan-Prepares-For-Fake-St-Patricks-Day-248505131.html (http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Manhattan-Prepares-For-Fake-St-Patricks-Day-248505131.html)

Check out the comments on this.  Bob Strawn himself may have taken part in the discussion.

Also, which one of you idiots gets to take credit for the AWW YEAH comment    :lol:


Quote
Avoid Manhattan that day. It is the worst waste of taxpayer money so that a few businesses can rake it in. Girls get raped. It is completely disgusting. It is another embarrassment to Manhattan.

Good grief
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Winters on March 06, 2014, 10:19:32 AM
#TTF #DEC

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg3_eBJCIAA6w_Z.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 06, 2014, 10:20:43 AM
The awww yeah comment by itself is increds
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TownieCat on March 06, 2014, 10:33:12 AM
"Complimentary water"

 :Woohoo:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 11:34:52 AM
My yard orgy has been the alpha of yard orgies in Manhattan since the inception of FPD.  You can go big, or go to Metalhead's.

 :gocho:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 06, 2014, 11:48:40 AM
My yard orgy will have complimentary water
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Brock Landers on March 06, 2014, 11:51:08 AM
My yard orgy will have complimentary water

Good to know. I am tired of attending second rate yard orgies that don't encourage the participants to hydrate properly.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 06, 2014, 11:54:05 AM
My yard orgy will have complimentary water

Good to know. I am tired of attending second rate yard orgies that don't encourage the participants to hydrate properly.

I have learned a lot in the public group sex game.  Always learning and upping my game
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 06, 2014, 11:56:40 AM
Limestone v Metalhead is like not a decision I ever want to make in my life
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2014, 12:05:43 PM
Exciting news, gang. My Canadian friend works in the Ballard's Outlet poundage room, and he told me the t-shirt designs for this year are all printed up and about to hit the racks. He didn't want to lose his job or do anything to hurt the Ballard's empire by leaking these designs early so he sent them to me in a super secret insider'y PM so I could throw them up on this blog and get a buzz going for Saturday. Shirt prices will be determined by how many pounds you buy.

Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2014, 12:06:33 PM

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2Fnrqq38b&hash=59466d56494d05acbf2ac1a9cc89c5c6efa174b2)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2014, 12:07:06 PM


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2014, 12:07:27 PM

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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2014, 12:07:43 PM


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2014, 12:07:57 PM


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2Fm5kknu4&hash=1a35c58915a53d8462e2eb7eff26274b5bd79d39)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 06, 2014, 12:08:19 PM
what is happening.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on March 06, 2014, 12:29:57 PM
 :lol: what in the world
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 06, 2014, 12:33:02 PM
Omg sb

 :ROFL:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2014, 12:34:00 PM
Omg sb

 :ROFL:

Not me, guys. Just passing along the message to create a buzz on behalf of my friend.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 06, 2014, 12:38:03 PM
does he have any more?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Pete on March 06, 2014, 12:39:11 PM
I love Bob Strawn memes.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 06, 2014, 12:41:34 PM
I love Bob Strawn memes.
ones that say the f-word in all caps are my fav.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Pete on March 06, 2014, 12:42:22 PM
I love Bob Strawn memes.
ones that say the f-word in all caps are my fav.

Yep.  Filthier the better.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: puniraptor on March 06, 2014, 01:44:52 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 06, 2014, 02:16:16 PM
Get it on at the strawn lawn
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 02:18:03 PM
Limestone v Metalhead is like not a decision I ever want to make in my life

Good news, I had my people get in touch with Limestone's people and we might be able to combine orgies. The more sweaty, naked bodies the better, I always say.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Brock Landers on March 06, 2014, 02:18:13 PM
New comment on that WIBW article     :lol:

Quote
I was yard raped in an orgy in 2012 and they didn't even give me complimentary water.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 06, 2014, 02:20:26 PM
New comment on that WIBW article     :lol:

Quote
I was yard raped in an orgy in 2012 and they didn't even give me complimentary water.

omg  :lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TownieCat on March 06, 2014, 02:23:16 PM
New comment on that WIBW article     :lol:

Quote
I was yard raped in an orgy in 2012 and they didn't even give me complimentary water.

 :ROFL:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 06, 2014, 02:23:43 PM
My orgy won't get started until 3.  We are having a poetry reading prior.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 06, 2014, 02:23:52 PM
Yard rape isn't funny, guys.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 02:25:30 PM
My orgy won't get started until 3.  We are having a poetry reading prior.

I'll be hosting a Tointon Family Stadium orgy at that time.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TownieCat on March 06, 2014, 02:27:45 PM
Yard rape isn't funny, guys.

No, but being refused complimentary water at an orgy is hilarious.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 06, 2014, 02:28:42 PM
I'm not a 100% sure I know what's going on in here, but all I do know is someone's getting

mumped!!!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 02:31:03 PM
Yard rape isn't funny, guys.

No, but being refused complimentary water at an orgy is hilarious.

I wouldn't even spray you with my garden hose, dork.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TownieCat on March 06, 2014, 02:40:24 PM
Yard rape isn't funny, guys.

No, but being refused complimentary water at an orgy is hilarious.

I wouldn't even spray you with my garden hose, dork.

 :don'tcare:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 06, 2014, 02:47:34 PM
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on March 06, 2014, 02:48:22 PM
New comment on that WIBW article     :lol:

Quote
I was yard raped in an orgy in 2012 and they didn't even give me complimentary water.

 :peek:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 02:51:49 PM
Yard rape isn't funny, guys.

No, but being refused complimentary water at an orgy is hilarious.

I wouldn't even spray you with my garden hose, dork.

 :don'tcare:

just kidding  :lol: you can totally use my garden hose in the orgy if you want to.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 06, 2014, 02:51:58 PM
I enjoy all the kids from Lawrence coming to party in Manhattan.  Happy to welcome them to a real event.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 02:52:39 PM
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: UCHADBRO on March 06, 2014, 02:55:10 PM
I'm trying to look at that WIBW site and it's working about as well as anything else Topeka based. Anyone else having this problem?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 06, 2014, 02:55:45 PM
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TownieCat on March 06, 2014, 02:56:01 PM
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

Hopefully this blog post is up in time for the 2015 yard orgy...  :impatient:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 06, 2014, 03:08:59 PM
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?

Also, like do you just blindly reach out with your hands?  Or are you more like you're playing Operation?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2014, 03:10:47 PM
Certain positions could lend themselves to balancing a beer on your partner. When, if ever, is it okay to do this?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 03:12:58 PM
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?

wear a pair of novelty sunglasses, then it doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 03:14:22 PM
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

Hopefully this blog post is up in time for the 2015 yard orgy...  :impatient:

 :Carl:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 03:15:09 PM
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?

Also, like do you just blindly reach out with your hands?  Or are you more like you're playing Operation?

you don't get to participate.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Brock Landers on March 06, 2014, 03:15:51 PM
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?

wear a pair of novelty sunglasses, then it doesn't matter.


I had a similar question about eye contact year when I was a yard orgy noob:

Need to know etiquette for when Go EMAW members participate in FPD Orgies.  Okay to make eye contact or do we need to wear KatPak heads to maintain anonymity??  Just covering my bases here, thanks.

According to mocat's calculations:

No masks required. Think less Eyes Wide Shut and more Caligula-style orgy
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 03:17:14 PM
Certain positions could lend themselves to balancing a beer on your partner. When, if ever, is it okay to do this?

Never.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 06, 2014, 03:17:25 PM
Do I have to RSVP to this? Like are you sending out a facebook invite or can I just show up?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 03:18:32 PM
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?

wear a pair of novelty sunglasses, then it doesn't matter.


I had a similar question about eye contact year when I was a yard orgy noob:

Need to know etiquette for when Go EMAW members participate in FPD Orgies.  Okay to make eye contact or do we need to wear KatPak heads to maintain anonymity??  Just covering my bases here, thanks.

According to mocat's calculations:

No masks required. Think less Eyes Wide Shut and more Caligula-style orgy

It's all about body language, man. Some people want eye contact, some people don't. If you can't read your partner, you shouldn't be participating.  :th_twocents:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 03:21:54 PM
Do I have to RSVP to this? Like are you sending out a facebook invite or can I just show up?

It's pretty informal.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 06, 2014, 03:56:42 PM
I definitely think Metalhead should wear the K-State mask while participating.  There will need to be several people holding cell phones with their flashes turned on for ambiance tho.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 06, 2014, 03:58:11 PM
I definitely think Metalhead should wear the K-State mask while participating.  There will need to be several people holding cell phones with their flashes turned on for ambiance tho.

natural lighting, it's a front yard orgy.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 06, 2014, 03:59:20 PM
Do I have to RSVP to this? Like are you sending out a facebook invite or can I just show up?

It's pretty informal.

Mine is very formal.  My steward has already delivered the first round of invites to last years most valuable participants.  If you have a linen envelope sealed with purple wax at your house, you know what's up.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 06, 2014, 04:10:34 PM
Yard orgies should be organic, not forced
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 06, 2014, 04:15:31 PM
I definitely think Metalhead should wear the K-State mask while participating.  There will need to be several people holding cell phones with their flashes turned on for ambiance tho.

natural lighting, it's a front yard orgy.

FPD After Dark

Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 06, 2014, 04:25:10 PM
Yard orgies should be organic, not forced

Lol, ok rook
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: puniraptor on March 06, 2014, 04:31:22 PM
are you guys planning on participating in any public FPD orgies in places other than yards? I've been salivating at the thought of the Arby's parking lot orgy for weeks now.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 06, 2014, 04:32:39 PM
are you guys planning on participating in any public FPD orgies in places other than yards? I've been salivating at the thought of the Arby's parking lot orgy for weeks now.

Pretty trashy imo, atleast walk over to the park
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Fedor on March 06, 2014, 04:33:37 PM
Yard orgies should be organic, not forced

Lol, ok rook
This really looks like it is coming down to a question of sophistication.  It seems we have a choice between a tasteful, elegantly appointed yard orgy, or rutting in the mud like so many filthy animals.  I know which one I would choose.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: puniraptor on March 06, 2014, 04:35:18 PM
are you guys planning on participating in any public FPD orgies in places other than yards? I've been salivating at the thought of the Arby's parking lot orgy for weeks now.

Pretty trashy imo, atleast walk over to the park

what a snob. elitist orgy snobs not invited to the arby's parking lot at 1130PM CST saturday 15 march 2014. closed toe shoes required.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 06, 2014, 04:39:36 PM
Yard orgies should be organic, not forced

orgieanic?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 06, 2014, 04:48:10 PM
are you guys planning on participating in any public FPD orgies in places other than yards? I've been salivating at the thought of the Arby's parking lot orgy for weeks now.

Pretty trashy imo, atleast walk over to the park

what a snob. elitist orgy snobs not invited to the arby's parking lot at 1130PM CST saturday 15 march 2014. closed toe shoes required.

Rockin
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Mr Bread on March 06, 2014, 04:49:49 PM
I don't think any of you have been in orgies before. 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TownieCat on March 06, 2014, 04:59:43 PM
I don't think any of you have been in orgies before.

You're just bitter because FPD orgies are better than Unofficial orgies.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Winters on March 06, 2014, 05:02:52 PM
I don't think any of you have been in orgies before.
I don't think you know what you're dealing with here.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 06, 2014, 05:09:50 PM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Skipper44 on March 06, 2014, 05:43:06 PM
Ya, it is almost impossible to ride in a stretch job and not have an orgy
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 'taterblast on March 06, 2014, 05:46:50 PM
looks like it's going to be a pretty cold orgy
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 06, 2014, 05:53:25 PM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

Well Mrs. Stevesie60 enjoyed the hell out of this post. I don't even think she likes anyone else's posts, maybe not even anyone else period. Whenever she has a tough day at work she just logs on and reads through some good ol' pissclams posts. Boom, day made.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 06, 2014, 05:55:12 PM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

Well Mrs. Stevesie60 enjoyed the hell out of this post. I don't even think she likes anyone else's posts, maybe not even anyone else period. Whenever she has a tough day at work she just logs on and reads through some good ol' pissclams posts. Boom, day made.

well we all know mrs stevesie60 has horrible taste in men!!!!!!


JUST KIDDING!  :lol: ^^ just some good old guy talk
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 06, 2014, 05:55:57 PM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

Well Mrs. Stevesie60 enjoyed the hell out of this post. I don't even think she likes anyone else's posts, maybe not even anyone else period. Whenever she has a tough day at work she just logs on and reads through some good ol' pissclams posts. Boom, day made.

good news is i'm always up for an orgy so if you see a limo you guys are more then welcome to "honk honk" if you know what i mean.  #allclass #unlimitedorgy
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 06, 2014, 06:03:39 PM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

Well Mrs. Stevesie60 enjoyed the hell out of this post. I don't even think she likes anyone else's posts, maybe not even anyone else period. Whenever she has a tough day at work she just logs on and reads through some good ol' pissclams posts. Boom, day made.

well we all know mrs stevesie60 has horrible taste in men!!!!!!


JUST KIDDING!  :lol: ^^ just some good old guy talk

:lol:

You know I love some good ol' guy talk. Remember yesterday when I was busting ERII's chops with some good ol' guy talk and he was a big whiny bitch about it? WELL IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'S NOT EVEN A GUY!!! :lol: Oh man, just kidding ERII. Just some more of that guy talk that Tonya and I were mentioning earlier.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Kat Kid on March 06, 2014, 07:32:56 PM
My favorite fake patty's day memory was getting stopped on a side street with an open container with fatty.  We had coffees.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 06, 2014, 07:49:35 PM
#profiled
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 06, 2014, 08:54:26 PM
#profiled
:dubious:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 07, 2014, 12:50:13 AM
So is this orgy stuff going on during the cats game? Or after/before? I'm not into orgy's personally, but am down to pak with other wild wild cat fans, as I have no idea what I'm doing tomorrow, it's 12:50am :lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: hemmy on March 07, 2014, 12:54:31 AM
There will be plenty of empty seats at the top of the student section, that's where its going down.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: bones129 on March 07, 2014, 12:59:06 AM
There will be plenty of empty seats at the top of the student section, that's where its going down.

I've seen a lot of games in the fOOD, but have never seen an orgy there. Inside info, hemmy?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 07, 2014, 07:57:05 AM
Just locked up a new headline corp.  sponsor for my yard orgy.  Welcome Miller Fortune.  Let's class this orgy up a notch
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 07, 2014, 07:59:28 AM
Just locked up a new headline corp.  sponsor for my yard orgy.  Welcome Miller Fortune.  Let's class this orgy up a notch

#lfg
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: hatingfrancisco on March 07, 2014, 08:25:10 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fmasonry%2F000%2F089%2F040%2FJD1.jpg&hash=fbb7d03d72606d08561d29f8ff9280713aac96cf)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: UCHADBRO on March 07, 2014, 10:23:03 AM
FPD After Dark? I'm not making it to sunset. Hopefully there are daytime yard orgies.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 07, 2014, 10:23:39 AM
FPD After Dark? I'm not making it to sunset. Hopefully there are daytime yard orgies.

Puke and rally, etc........
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Pete on March 07, 2014, 11:27:51 AM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

I have actually seen Clams turn down a non-classy orgy offer, FWIW.  He walks the walk.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 07, 2014, 11:32:33 AM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

I have actually seen Clams turn down a non-classy orgy offer, FWIW.  He walks the walk.

Punched the dude right in the chops, IIR
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Rough Rider on March 07, 2014, 11:32:44 AM
Spent all of February getting it ready for the big day, and my lawn is finally there!
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2FM1cZ8XL.jpg&hash=682cf625db5b229e4d65ca812c77e139f7dc65d3)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Pete on March 07, 2014, 11:35:37 AM
Those signs are nice, but kinda leaning to the side a bit.  You'll want to get that shored up.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 07, 2014, 11:44:20 AM
Those signs are nice, but kinda leaning to the side a bit.  You'll want to get that shored up.

Not classy.  I use green/white and use same font as Augusta CC.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: #LIFE on March 07, 2014, 11:56:56 AM
Quote
D. Scott Fritchen ?@DScottFritchen  2m
Welcome to K-State. No talk about Senior Day. All talk about a made-up holiday.

Quote
D. Scott Fritchen ?@DScottFritchen  2m
Kansas: Ring. Wichita State: Undefeated. K-State: Green beer.

An afternoon meltdown coming?   :runaway:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: scottwildcat on March 07, 2014, 12:17:03 PM
Yup DSF is going on a meltdown binge.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 07, 2014, 12:18:35 PM
Yup DSF is going on a meltdown binge.

there's nothing a classy orgy couldn't help, that's my motto
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 07, 2014, 12:22:23 PM
The new site is the legends room at the ood  it's going to be legend wait for it orgy legendorgy


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 07, 2014, 12:24:49 PM
The new site is the legends room at the ood  it's going to be legend wait for it orgy legendorgy


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man yoga-like_abana, it's almost like a comedy computer robot from the future posted that one for you.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 07, 2014, 12:27:30 PM
Don't worry kid the hitman will give you his glasses this time at the orgy #besttherewasbestthereisbestthereeverwillbe


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 07, 2014, 01:22:38 PM
I think its time for a DSF FPD meme. skin ben, any word from your friend in the t-shirt biz if theyre in the process of making some?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 07, 2014, 02:31:48 PM
 You
Only
Orgy
Once
a Day
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Benja on March 07, 2014, 02:35:42 PM
Quote
D. Scott Fritchen ?@DScottFritchen  2m
Kansas: Ring. Wichita State: Undefeated. K-State: Green beer.


Lol. D scott cracks me up. I would put this quote on a t-shirt and wear it around with pride.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Benja on March 07, 2014, 02:38:21 PM
Oh I forgot, the game where we run around and throw balls into hoops is more important than life itself. Bragging about that hobby sport is more important than bragging about how awesome your college town is at having a great rough ridin' time.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 07, 2014, 02:40:10 PM
Is he always so contrarian and pissy?  Goddam no wonder he can't get women
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: michigancat on March 07, 2014, 02:42:20 PM
It really makes me want to go double all-in on celebrating fake patty's
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 07, 2014, 02:43:08 PM
He is such a twitter bitch it kind of eclipses entertainment with bewilderment.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Benja on March 07, 2014, 02:45:41 PM
For the record, I like d scott he seems like a good guy, but sometimes your friends have to remind you when you are taking stuff too seriously.


Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 07, 2014, 02:46:02 PM
lets not turn this into a d scott thread.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Benja on March 07, 2014, 02:47:25 PM
Green beer!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 07, 2014, 02:49:39 PM
lets not turn this into a d scott thread.


k, everyone ignore this post then:

Quote
I think its time for a DSF FPD meme. skin ben, any word from your friend in the t-shirt biz if theyre in the process of making some?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 07, 2014, 02:56:15 PM
lets not turn this into a d scott thread.


k, everyone ignore this post then:

Quote
I think its time for a DSF FPD meme. skin ben, any word from your friend in the t-shirt biz if theyre in the process of making some?

not really a "d scott is so whiny and blah blah  :blah:" post, which is what I meant about making it a d scott thread. my post refers to FPD t-shirts.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Gooch on March 07, 2014, 03:06:07 PM
I forgot to ask so I am going to just assume Mrs. Gooch is ok with me participating in Metalhead's yard orgy. I mean
I just can't stand there and watch that's super creepy.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 07, 2014, 03:10:35 PM
I forgot to ask so I am going to just assume Mrs. Gooch is ok with me participating in Metalhead's yard orgy. I mean
I just can't stand there and watch that's super creepy.

I think if you've brought a boombox to play 50 Cent and just to hand motions it's not creepy at all.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Pete on March 07, 2014, 03:12:28 PM
Being at an orgy (a classy one) and not joining in, is basically like failing to take your shoes off at a Japanese person's house.  It's just not done.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 07, 2014, 03:12:47 PM
I forgot to ask so I am going to just assume Mrs. Gooch is ok with me participating in Metalhead's yard orgy. I mean
I just can't stand there and watch that's super creepy.

Is that why you didn't invite me? Because you knew I gave up yard orgies for Lent.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: slobber on March 07, 2014, 03:12:57 PM
It really makes me want to go double all-in on celebrating fake patty's
From what I have gathered, you should start doing kegels.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Pete on March 07, 2014, 03:14:58 PM
I forgot to ask so I am going to just assume Mrs. Gooch is ok with me participating in Metalhead's yard orgy. I mean
I just can't stand there and watch that's super creepy.

Is that why you didn't invite me? Because you knew I gave up yard orgies for Lent.

Classy or non-classy?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Brock Landers on March 07, 2014, 03:16:14 PM
I forgot to ask so I am going to just assume Mrs. Gooch is ok with me participating in Metalhead's yard orgy. I mean
I just can't stand there and watch that's super creepy.


There's almost always a guy that shows up to yard orgies and just watches from the sidewalk.

Don't be that guy, Gooch.  Don't be that guy.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 07, 2014, 03:17:32 PM
Question? There's like some rule with prostitutes where you're not suppose to kiss them. Do the same rules apply for swingers that have orgy's?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Benja on March 07, 2014, 03:36:41 PM
Question? There's like some rule with prostitutes where you're not suppose to kiss them. Do the same rules apply for swingers that have orgy's?

Good question wacky. I think this is one of those just stay in the moment things. If it feels right, go for it!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 07, 2014, 03:59:32 PM
More like D. Scrooge Fritchen, or whatever the Scrooge character is when it comes to St. Patrick's Day.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 07, 2014, 04:07:05 PM
More like D. Scrooge Fritchen, or whatever the Scrooge character is when it comes to St. Patrick's Day.

O'Scrooge
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Tobias on March 07, 2014, 04:09:31 PM
More like D. Scrooge Fritchen, or whatever the Scrooge character is when it comes to St. Patrick's Day.

i feel like there's a very obvious answer to this
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 07, 2014, 04:10:12 PM
More like D. Scrooge Fritchen, or whatever the Scrooge character is when it comes to St. Patrick's Day.

i feel like there's a very obvious answer to this

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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Bloodfart on March 07, 2014, 04:11:21 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on March 07, 2014, 05:14:28 PM
so who is wearing a fake pattys shirt to the game tomorrow?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 07, 2014, 05:19:27 PM
so who is wearing a fake pattys shirt to the game tomorrow?

D. Scott will have your head.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on March 07, 2014, 05:20:55 PM
so who is wearing a fake pattys shirt to the game tomorrow?

D. Scott will have your head.
In that case I am wearing mine as I'll already be drunk and wont care
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ChiComCat on March 07, 2014, 05:22:14 PM
I forgot to ask so I am going to just assume Mrs. Gooch is ok with me participating in Metalhead's yard orgy. I mean
I just can't stand there and watch that's super creepy.

Is that why you didn't invite me? Because you knew I gave up yard orgies for Lent.

I heard a rumor that Gooch gave up his herpes suppression meds.  You guys really pick the worst time for that stuff.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: michigancat on March 07, 2014, 08:44:48 PM
Wearing green will be double hilarious for Baylor
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 07, 2014, 08:54:44 PM
Wearing green will be double hilarious for Baylor


the hilarious part is the baylor family of 4 that will decide to go to the local entertainment district to get some dinner after the game.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: bones129 on March 07, 2014, 09:05:27 PM
Wearing green will be double hilarious for Baylor


the hilarious part is the baylor family of 4 that will decide to go to the local entertainment district to get some dinner after the game.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: eastcat on March 07, 2014, 09:19:30 PM
Wearing green will be double hilarious for Baylor


the hilarious part is the baylor family of 4 that will decide to go to the local entertainment district to get some dinner after the game.
:lol:

Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: kim carnes on March 07, 2014, 09:33:37 PM
fake pattys day is lame
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: puniraptor on March 07, 2014, 09:36:15 PM
Kim's getting a pinch!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: bones129 on March 08, 2014, 12:48:09 AM
fake pattys day is lame

Interesting if true.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ednksu on March 08, 2014, 12:53:16 AM
Hey eff faces with the house parties.  Control your crap and quit with the property damage.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 08, 2014, 01:08:16 AM
Hey eff faces with the house parties.  Control your crap and quit with the property damage.

GPC is this way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: steve dave on March 08, 2014, 06:23:51 AM

Kim's getting a pinch!

:thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: meow meow on March 08, 2014, 07:15:44 AM
Do they sell beer in the streets?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: KITNfury on March 08, 2014, 07:50:01 AM
do they still have that live aggieville cam?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 08, 2014, 08:01:01 AM
do they still have that live aggieville cam?

http://www.aggievillelive.com/
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TBL on March 08, 2014, 10:26:38 AM
do they still have that live aggieville cam?

http://www.aggievillelive.com/

Weak...just weak.....Mass drinking should start at dawn.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: slobber on March 08, 2014, 10:35:11 AM
do they still have that live aggieville cam?

http://www.aggievillelive.com/

Weak...just weak.....Mass drinking should start at dawn.
Wow, doens't look like I have missed much. I thought this was a big party?

Also, somebody hack that site and rename the cameras from  "Aggieville West/South/Marquee Cam" to "Orige West/South/Marquee Cam"
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 08, 2014, 03:30:29 PM
Seems dead.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Bloodfart on March 08, 2014, 03:36:30 PM
 :curse:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 08, 2014, 03:37:28 PM
Everybody's probably at the lawn orgies, I guess.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: AbeFroman on March 08, 2014, 05:05:49 PM
Man, FPD isn't what it used to be. I blame the ku transients
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Benja on March 08, 2014, 05:10:25 PM
Wristbands killed it
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: eastcat on March 08, 2014, 07:12:30 PM
Wristbands killed it

yup
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: HELLHAMMER on March 08, 2014, 08:59:08 PM
Wristbands Bruceketball killed it
FYP
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Bloodfart on March 08, 2014, 09:06:27 PM
 :impatient: do the kids need a yardorgy prerequisite?!!!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: GoodForAnother on March 08, 2014, 10:01:05 PM
Wristbands Bruceketball killed it
FYP

we've always sucked in FPD games tho, before oscar even
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Tobias on March 08, 2014, 10:25:31 PM
i associate fpd with losing to iowa state
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 09, 2014, 12:39:31 AM
i associate fpd with losing to iowa state

i associate it with losing to teams we shouldn't on senior day.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 09, 2014, 01:58:36 AM
It's a disturbing trend, for sure.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 09, 2014, 09:51:30 AM
Awww yeah, time for #LPD.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ednksu on March 09, 2014, 11:16:21 AM
Hey eff faces with the house parties.  Control your crap and quit with the property damage.

GPC is this way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
dumbass confirmed.  Note post was not about stopping the partying.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 09, 2014, 11:27:13 AM
Hey eff faces with the house parties.  Control your crap and quit with the property damage.

GPC is this way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
dumbass confirmed.  Note post was not about stopping the partying.

Well that was uncalled for, sorry you had a bad FPD
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ednksu on March 09, 2014, 02:08:19 PM
Hey eff faces with the house parties.  Control your crap and quit with the property damage.

GPC is this way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
dumbass confirmed.  Note post was not about stopping the partying.

Well that was uncalled for, sorry you had a bad FPD

My FPD was fine, had fun with friends.  My neighbors are awesome and cleaned my yard while cleaning theirs, very solid thing to do.  The problem is their friends and random party goers destroyed their fence and dented the crap out of one of my trash cans (small time problems).  But this is the same kind of crap that makes people want to ban FPD or ban sandstorm.  All because a few people want to be eff faces and ruin it for everyone.  See UMass.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: wetwillie on March 09, 2014, 02:14:31 PM
Dented trash cans are definitely the worst. 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ednksu on March 09, 2014, 03:39:03 PM
Dented trash cans are definitely the worst.
Don't worry bro I'll be prepped up for next year!
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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 09, 2014, 06:25:23 PM
Hey eff faces with the house parties.  Control your crap and quit with the property damage.

GPC is this way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
dumbass confirmed.  Note post was not about stopping the partying.

Well that was uncalled for, sorry you had a bad FPD
random party goers destroyed their fence and dented the crap out of one of my trash cans.

We're here for you in this time of need.
Title: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 09, 2014, 07:32:41 PM
It wasn't as ragerish as I was expecting


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 04, 2015, 10:24:25 AM
so, mae's for the @UT game?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Gooch on March 04, 2015, 10:52:58 AM
This needs updated. :lol: how it is number 2 in Google image search.

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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Shooter Jones on March 04, 2015, 11:04:29 AM
lol

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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 04, 2015, 11:27:20 AM
Dugout GF already gave me my one "free lawn orgy" pass so I will be slinging it all over FPD this year.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 04, 2015, 11:28:59 AM
"If this lawns a rockin'
don't bother knockin' (just come on over and screw some strangers with me)"
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 04, 2015, 12:07:53 PM
My buddy turned 30 this week and wants to celebrate his birthday by going to fake patties this weekend. Nothing like trying to ignore how old you just turned by partying with a bunch of kids. I bet I barely make it past 4pm on Saturday.  :cyclist:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 04, 2015, 12:12:03 PM
wacky i would like to  :cheers: with you!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 04, 2015, 12:14:56 PM
wacky i would like to  :cheers: with you!
Me too!  :cheers: I forgot what you look like tho, because we met really pak'd one time at a pak. I'll be around. Let's do it!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 04, 2015, 12:16:57 PM
Adoptionfest took a lot out of me, I might take it easy this year
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 04, 2015, 12:18:04 PM
fpd is the biggest load of crap i've ever seen.  last year it was held on the same day as the home game against baylor.
50 dumbass hayseeds walking around aggieville isn't all that impressive, sorry kids.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 04, 2015, 12:19:21 PM
wacky i would like to  :cheers: with you!
Me too!  :cheers: I forgot what you look like tho, because we met really pak'd one time at a pak. I'll be around. Let's do it!

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=24582.msg1011013#msg1011013 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=24582.msg1011013#msg1011013)

but i recently got a haircut
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 04, 2015, 12:20:41 PM
 :lol: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 04, 2015, 12:21:00 PM
The first time I met mocat, he was wearing one of those cab driver hats and I pretty much don't remember any of his facial features because of that
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: meow meow on March 04, 2015, 12:24:45 PM
fpd is the biggest load of crap i've ever seen.  last year it was held on the same day as the home game against baylor.
50 dumbass hayseeds walking around aggieville isn't all that impressive, sorry kids.

yeah, I went to that game last year, stopped in aggieville before and after since I hadn't been to FPD since probably 2007, it was pretty embarrassing how small time it was.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 04, 2015, 12:57:30 PM
fpd is the biggest load of crap i've ever seen.  last year it was held on the same day as the home game against baylor.
50 dumbass hayseeds walking around aggieville isn't all that impressive, sorry kids.

yeah, I went to that game last year, stopped in aggieville before and after since I hadn't been to FPD since probably 2007, it was pretty embarrassing how small time it was.

don't worry, it sounds like fanman and mocat are on the case :lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 04, 2015, 01:48:14 PM
Hopefully this year will be different and we can get those unwanted pregnancy numbers back up to where they should be.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 04, 2015, 02:15:19 PM
Downtown MHK looks like one sexy POA.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 04, 2015, 02:52:19 PM
True story - I've never celebrated Fake Patty's Day in MHK.  It started after I graduated.  :frown:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 04, 2015, 02:53:17 PM
91.9's staff started it.  :peek:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: nicname on March 04, 2015, 03:38:14 PM
91.9's staff started it.  :peek:

Sole-owner of gE.com, inventor of FPD!

jkjk
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 04, 2015, 04:34:32 PM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 04, 2015, 04:49:47 PM
It's going to be like 63 degrees and sunny, what a nightmare
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 04, 2015, 05:10:33 PM
It's going to be like 63 degrees and sunny, what a nightmare

you should come do kegstands with your internet bros. #teamnocovers #teamnolines #teamfrontyardorgies
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: UCHADBRO on March 04, 2015, 07:05:25 PM
Also got the ok for Lawn Orgy attendance. Excited!!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 04, 2015, 08:10:27 PM
It's going to be like 63 degrees and sunny, what a nightmare

you should come do kegstands with your internet bros. #teamnocovers #teamnolines #teamfrontyardorgies

Oh man
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 04, 2015, 08:16:53 PM
91.9's staff started it.  :peek:

Sole-owner of gE.com, inventor of FPD!

jkjk
:gocho: Not my idea, but I was in the meeting council for it.  :gocho:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 04, 2015, 09:03:57 PM
It's going to be like 63 degrees and sunny, what a nightmare

you should come do kegstands with your internet bros. #teamnocovers #teamnolines #teamfrontyardorgies

Oh man

House parties are the only way to do FPD
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: nicname on March 04, 2015, 09:13:52 PM
It's going to be like 63 degrees and sunny, what a nightmare

you should come do kegstands with your internet bros. #teamnocovers #teamnolines #teamfrontyardorgies

Oh man

House parties are the only way to do FPD

I'll be there.

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not really
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: BringBackEcoKat on March 04, 2015, 09:18:15 PM
Hopefully this year will be different and we can get those unwanted pregnancy numbers back up to where they should be.

Fake Patty's is the real reason the Plan B pill was invented...
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 04, 2015, 09:19:41 PM
Not at all too late to arrange LPD.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: HerrSonntag on March 04, 2015, 11:27:40 PM
My buddy turned 30 this week and wants to celebrate his birthday by going to fake patties this weekend. Nothing like trying to ignore how old you just turned by partying with a bunch of kids. I bet I barely make it past 4pm on Saturday.  :cyclist:
But this is SchwesterSonntag's last year up there. I was thinking of hanging it up this year but im trying to talk myself back into it.  Was 21 for FPD#1 and been to all of them (This will be 9, if you're counting)   Talk me down, do i just say eff it?
 :cheers:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 04, 2015, 11:29:06 PM
Adoptionfest took a lot out of me, I might take it easy this year

If Metalhead, Bubbles, or Purple Bear take place in FPD I will be very impressed with their will to drink. And allegedly waks was sober when he basically bought my kid, but I'm not sure how he could have done that sober.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Tobias on March 04, 2015, 11:36:26 PM
^^^ lies
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on March 05, 2015, 12:38:06 AM
Adoptionfest took a lot out of me, I might take it easy this year

If Metalhead, Bubbles, or Purple Bear take place in FPD I will be very impressed with their will to drink. And allegedly waks was sober when he basically bought my kid, but I'm not sure how he could have done that sober.
Bubbles is doing unofficial this weekend.

#IllawniOrgies
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 05, 2015, 01:17:57 AM
Bubbles4ksu passed out at like 8:30, as did bear. Neither deserve to be in the impressive conversation
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 05, 2015, 07:01:33 AM
It's like you don't know me anymore, Stevesie.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 05, 2015, 07:04:53 AM
Bubbles4ksu passed out at like 8:30, as did bear. Neither deserve to be in the impressive conversation

Both nights
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 05, 2015, 07:16:19 AM
based on what I can recall post-chess intercession at my place, I probably should have stayed home Saturday. I time traveled through the majority of the evening.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 05, 2015, 03:29:35 PM
based on what I can recall post-chess intercession at my place, I probably should have stayed home Saturday. I time traveled through the majority of the evening.

But we got to see the Tobiases! (Last thing I remember)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 05, 2015, 03:41:18 PM
mae's is the rendezvous safehouse if you find yourself separated and confused
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Tobias on March 05, 2015, 03:49:27 PM
based on what I can recall post-chess intercession at my place, I probably should have stayed home Saturday. I time traveled through the majority of the evening.

But we got to see the Tobiases! (Last thing I remember)

yes!  (full fledged kenneth)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Johnny Wichita on March 05, 2015, 03:55:20 PM
:peek:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 05, 2015, 04:15:48 PM
based on what I can recall post-chess intercession at my place, I probably should have stayed home Saturday. I time traveled through the majority of the evening.

But we got to see the Tobiases! (Last thing I remember)

yes!  (full fledged kenneth)

I don't get this reference, but I do remember conversing (nothing specific, which is worrisome knowing me).
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on March 05, 2015, 04:18:03 PM
Are you guys going to have complimentary water at your yard orgy again? That water was a life saver.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 05, 2015, 04:23:00 PM
where is this yard orgy? pm if necessary
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 06, 2015, 08:08:37 PM
i just thought of something

FUNNELCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 06, 2015, 08:19:41 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F15%2F03%2F06%2F45b29b3293ea9fc0efcc761f2bf0a2fe.jpg&hash=c5711ebb673ebe5b46ec1dd651bc67810c9044a6)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 06, 2015, 08:22:44 PM
lol
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Tobias on March 06, 2015, 08:23:15 PM
any wrong you do, he's gonna see
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EMAWican on March 06, 2015, 08:42:55 PM
Until Gabriel blows his horn, or so I hear.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 06, 2015, 10:22:14 PM
guys guess what? i did a fake, fake paddys day this year. it's where i get super drunk the day before fpd. i've already thrown up three times!  :Woohoo:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 06, 2015, 10:31:32 PM
Daris obviously was lured in by mojos friday yacht club specials
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 06, 2015, 10:33:16 PM
whats fake "paddys" day?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Tobias on March 06, 2015, 10:42:10 PM

Daris obviously was lured in by mojos friday yacht club specials

lime schooners ftmfw
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on March 07, 2015, 08:05:33 AM
bubs and me and another guy drank a lot of beers for unofficial yesterday.  wooooweeeee.  Bubs got punched in the face many times last night.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Cire on March 07, 2015, 08:26:16 AM
bring your rape whistles, lots of ku students headed to 'hattan today
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trogdor on March 07, 2015, 08:40:57 AM
bring your rape whistles, lots of ku students headed to 'hattan today

Good thing theres more police this year, that will stop it
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 07, 2015, 07:26:39 PM
All the fat or "rough" looking people have ku "gear" on
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 07, 2015, 07:40:13 PM
i bet 97% dont even know that ku lost today.  this is their biggest party of the year.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 8manpick on March 07, 2015, 10:49:26 PM
bubs and me and another guy drank a lot of beers for unofficial yesterday.  wooooweeeee.  Bubs got punched in the face many times last night.
If this is true, is like to hear more
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 07, 2015, 10:52:17 PM
Had a 40 minute life conversation with jmlynch
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: slobber on March 07, 2015, 11:10:44 PM
I was really expecting more orgy stories. :frown:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 07, 2015, 11:11:32 PM
I haven't shared those yet slobbs
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: slobber on March 07, 2015, 11:18:23 PM
I haven't shared those yet slobbs
oooohhhh yeahhhH!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Kat Kid on March 08, 2015, 09:48:56 AM
Wow.  Things got a little weird.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 08, 2015, 10:02:58 AM
whats fake "paddys" day?

Paddy is the proper abbreviation.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 08, 2015, 10:07:07 AM
Thanks for the beer, ERII.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 08, 2015, 10:16:33 AM
Had a 40 minute life conversation with jmlynch

Wtf man
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 08, 2015, 10:39:42 AM
omg you guys i'm still totally drunk!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 08, 2015, 12:07:29 PM
omg you guys i'm still totally drunk!

Stud
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Winters on March 08, 2015, 05:47:58 PM
Wow.  Things got a little weird.
Some guy gave me deodorant yesterday.  :emawkid:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: kso_FAN on March 08, 2015, 06:02:28 PM
What in the world...

https://twitter.com/eric_nguyen66/status/574689355287019520
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 08, 2015, 06:03:27 PM
That's in Cali i believe.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/cal-poly-students-hurt-st-fratty-day-roof-collapse-article-1.2141906
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: kso_FAN on March 08, 2015, 06:16:09 PM
That makes sense. I just saw the Manhattan, KS tag on the picture. I had no idea though.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: BringBackEcoKat on March 08, 2015, 06:20:02 PM
They definitely mumped up raising the roof....  :Poke:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 08, 2015, 07:50:14 PM
Quote
Neighbors began calling in noise complaints about 4:45 a.m., police said.

:lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 09, 2015, 09:18:22 AM
http://www.littleapplepost.com/2015/03/08/fake-pattys-day-arrest-report/

Nice stats!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: CNS on March 09, 2015, 10:05:56 AM
What in the world...

https://twitter.com/eric_nguyen66/status/574689355287019520

There are a dozen or so Manhattan landlords that will have that place rented to a foreign student tomorrow.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: slobber on March 09, 2015, 11:32:03 AM

http://www.littleapplepost.com/2015/03/08/fake-pattys-day-arrest-report/

Nice stats!
Wolfgang is such a stud name. If it were my middle name, I'd go by it.




Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: That_Guy on March 09, 2015, 12:24:17 PM
My buddy and I got kicked out of kites and rustys at 11:00 a.m. I guess I was too drunk... It was upsetting. Found out about my fake paddy's day through other people snapchats. Great day.


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: That_Guy on March 09, 2015, 12:24:42 PM
And I didn't get arrested!


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 09, 2015, 12:27:20 PM
My buddy and I got kicked out of kites and rustys at 11:00 a.m. I guess I was too drunk... It was upsetting. Found out about my fake paddy's day through other people snapchats. Great day.


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I saw you there and we hugged. You were hammered!~
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: That_Guy on March 09, 2015, 12:31:30 PM

My buddy and I got kicked out of kites and rustys at 11:00 a.m. I guess I was too drunk... It was upsetting. Found out about my fake paddy's day through other people snapchats. Great day.


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I saw you there and we hugged. You were hammered!~

I keep finding out about things and run-ins with people! :cheers: glad I got to see you then, friend.


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 09, 2015, 05:29:31 PM
http://1350kman.com/commission-hears-fake-pattys-day-numbers/ (http://1350kman.com/commission-hears-fake-pattys-day-numbers/)

Quote
The highest blood alcohol level reported throughout the duration of the weekend was .361
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 09, 2015, 06:08:19 PM
Scenic drive thugs
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: waks on March 10, 2015, 12:31:53 PM
Scenic drive thugs
What in the world is up with Britt's Farm?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SdK on March 10, 2015, 12:51:44 PM
There was a recent fatality on scenic.

#TheWesIsTheFuture

Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 10, 2015, 02:08:56 PM
There was a recent fatality on scenic.

#TheWesIsTheFuture



how did he die when he was only buried up to his waist?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SdK on March 10, 2015, 02:12:43 PM
There was a recent fatality on scenic.

#TheWesIsTheFuture



how did he die when he was only buried up to his waist?
Crush sydrome, fat embolism, or just massive internal bleeding in his legs. I don't know, but those would be my top 3 guesses.

#TheWesIsTheFuture

Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TownieCat on March 01, 2016, 02:11:24 PM
Bump.

http://www.rileycountypolice.org/faq/will-there-be-dui-check-points (http://www.rileycountypolice.org/faq/will-there-be-dui-check-points)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Gooch on March 01, 2016, 02:32:28 PM
AHH YEAH IT'S ALMOST TIME!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr312%2FshaggsCD%2FPicture4-5.png&hash=dfcb3da78b0350256dbfb45abb5b8208ee4e14ab)
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TownieCat on March 01, 2016, 02:35:44 PM
 :lol:

Never gets old.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Gooch on March 01, 2016, 02:48:18 PM
:lol:

Never gets old.
I know right? I giggled when it was in the google image search recomedo box thingy.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 01, 2016, 03:23:32 PM
I feel like I'm too old for it.. And then I get waayy older people asking me to go.. I just don't think I have the capability of an all day binge
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 01, 2016, 03:27:54 PM
I believe in you
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 01, 2016, 03:29:53 PM
Binge'ing is one thing, the all day orgy is another.  Just search this blog for wacky posts about bloody nipples and you'll see what I mean.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mhkpasa on March 01, 2016, 03:58:26 PM
From RCPD
Quote
For many participants, particularly college students, this is a time to enjoy the atmosphere of Aggieville, the surrounding neighborhoods, and the company of friends before the mid-semester break. Unfortunately, in the past, many attendees have perceived Fake Patty’s Day as an opportunity to act irresponsibly without thinking of consequences. The event has been associated with many negative issues including sexual assault, overcrowding, public intoxication, traffic congestion, illegal parking, acts of violence, and trash nuisances. Residents and visitors who wish to enjoy themselves safely and responsibly are most welcome in the community and RCPD wishes them a fun, safe, and enjoyable time in Manhattan. Those who intend to overindulge in alcohol consumption, abandon personal responsibility, and commit crimes should be aware that all state and local laws will be enforced during Fake Patty’s Day.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: michigancat on March 01, 2016, 04:08:58 PM
From RCPD
Quote
For many participants, particularly college students, this is a time to enjoy the atmosphere of Aggieville, the surrounding neighborhoods, and the company of friends before the mid-semester break. Unfortunately, in the past, many attendees have perceived Fake Patty’s Day as an opportunity to act irresponsibly without thinking of consequences. The event has been associated with many negative issues including sexual assault, overcrowding, public intoxication, traffic congestion, illegal parking, acts of violence, and trash nuisances. Residents and visitors who wish to enjoy themselves safely and responsibly are most welcome in the community and RCPD wishes them a fun, safe, and enjoyable time in Manhattan. Those who intend to overindulge in alcohol consumption, abandon personal responsibility, and commit crimes should be aware that all state and local laws will be enforced during Fake Patty’s Day.

I like how acts of violence got thrown in between "illegal parking" and "trash nuisances".
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 01, 2016, 04:17:17 PM
I think Gooch and I should drive up and binge our faces off for this thing.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 01, 2016, 04:24:48 PM
I think Gooch and I should drive up and binge our faces off for this thing.

I could get behind this
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 01, 2016, 04:59:50 PM
I've got some big things planned for my YO.  Let's just say it will be classy AF.  I am considering making all participants sign a "Orgymanship Pledge"
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: pissclams on March 01, 2016, 05:06:12 PM
i'm kinda surprised that all state and local laws will be enforced during Fake Patty’s Day.  glad that they put together this well written memo.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Tobias on March 01, 2016, 05:22:19 PM
strongly recommend the dugout YO.  real oppy to rub noses with some top brass
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 02, 2016, 09:48:27 AM
I believe in you
IDK Sisters is playing at the union.. tough choice
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 02, 2016, 09:57:26 AM
From RCPD
Quote
For many participants, particularly college students, this is a time to enjoy the atmosphere of Aggieville, the surrounding neighborhoods, and the company of friends before the mid-semester break. Unfortunately, in the past, many attendees have perceived Fake Patty’s Day as an opportunity to act irresponsibly without thinking of consequences. The event has been associated with many negative issues including sexual assault, overcrowding, public intoxication, traffic congestion, illegal parking, acts of violence, and trash nuisances. Residents and visitors who wish to enjoy themselves safely and responsibly are most welcome in the community and RCPD wishes them a fun, safe, and enjoyable time in Manhattan. Those who intend to overindulge in alcohol consumption, abandon personal responsibility, and commit crimes should be aware that all state and local laws will be enforced during Fake Patty’s Day.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2016, 10:02:26 AM
BTW, Fake patty's is really shitty now. It got too commercialized. The bands for certain bars, the emptiness of the street, etc. It really is shitty now. But have fun kids!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 02, 2016, 10:03:23 AM
BTW, Fake patty's is really shitty now. It got too commercialized. The bands for certain bars, the emptiness of the street, etc. It really is shitty now. But have fun kids!  :thumbs:
Thanks gramps
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2016, 10:07:13 AM
I was with 91.9 when we started it. I still remember the meeting. It was awesome and now it's just a bunch of bars trying to cash in, when they already were. I went like 4 years ago, last year, and couldn't believe how much it downgraded.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 02, 2016, 11:00:21 AM
The annual WackyCat08 slams fpd and tells everyone how he started it portion of the thread is now in session
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2016, 11:02:15 AM
I think this is first time I've ever slammed it, lib^7. I usually don't care enough about it to comment on it, but it's a slow day, so here I am.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 02, 2016, 12:56:58 PM
That is entirely false and you know it wacky
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2016, 12:58:57 PM
That is entirely false and you know it wacky
What's false? Me talking about fake patty's negatively or it sucking more than it use to?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 02, 2016, 01:00:52 PM

That is entirely false and you know it wacky
What's false? Me talking about fake patty's negatively or it sucking more than it use to?

The part about being a slow day, you're always cashing checks :gocho:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 02, 2016, 01:01:28 PM
Just kidding but seriously you bash it about every year. I mean I haven't gone in 5 years so idc, just pointing out facts
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2016, 01:06:48 PM

That is entirely false and you know it wacky
What's false? Me talking about fake patty's negatively or it sucking more than it use to?

The part about being a slow day, you're always cashing checks :gocho:
:gocho:


Just kidding but seriously you bash it about every year. I mean I haven't gone in 5 years so idc, just pointing out facts
I guess I don't realize it. My buddy wanted to go last year for his 30th, which is so funny on so many parts, and I just wasn't a fan. The bands thing is really stupid. Not that it matters for us K-State grads, but I'd be pissed if I was a student.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Winters on March 02, 2016, 01:07:50 PM
I'm the best at #FPD and you can't convince me otherwise
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Kat Kid on March 02, 2016, 01:27:23 PM
I think last year was my last FPD
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: meow meow on March 02, 2016, 01:33:44 PM
everybody has a story how they started fake patty's day, most stories are pretty good
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2016, 01:34:16 PM
You must know a lot of 91.9 peeps, M^2.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2016, 01:35:13 PM
I see like 15 statuses from my radio friends every year stating how they started it. It is true tho, but I would say there were like 8 main directors for it.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 02, 2016, 02:16:15 PM
One day in March, me and my bros were sitting around talking about how it sucks St. Patrick's Day is during Spring Break, so we decided we were going to go to the bars first thing the Saturday before instead. Wear green and everything. So we talked to one of the aggieville bartenders and he told us he'd see what he could do and he'd talk his 91.9 friends into advertising the event. And thus FPD was born. You're welcome, guys.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Tobias on March 02, 2016, 02:28:01 PM
may your life be blessed with orgies, rage
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TownieCat on March 02, 2016, 02:32:56 PM
I attended every FPD since it started in 2007 until last year. Didn't feel like I missed much.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: AbeFroman on March 02, 2016, 03:02:45 PM
I can see how if you're in your 30s you might think FPD isn't as fun anymore. I can also see how if you're in your early 20s you might find it fun
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on March 02, 2016, 03:05:13 PM
I've been saying for years that we need a fake fake patty's day because of the sad commercialization of real fake patty's
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 02, 2016, 03:08:08 PM
It's still fun in your 30's if you're not a wet blanket
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2016, 03:09:21 PM
If you're still going in your 30's to fake patty's, there might be something wrong with you.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 02, 2016, 03:11:32 PM
^wet blanket
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2016, 03:13:16 PM
Also, if you can't have fun drinking, then you probably shouldn't drink. Nobody said it wasn't fun, lib^7. I said it's downgraded from what it use to be.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 02, 2016, 03:15:23 PM
I've been saying for years that we need a fake fake patty's day because of the sad commercialization of real fake patty's

I came up with Late Patty's Day a couple years ago, but it was also motivated by avoiding conflicts w/hoops games which isn't a factor now.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on March 02, 2016, 03:23:53 PM
I've been saying for years that we need a fake fake patty's day because of the sad commercialization of real fake patty's

I came up with Late Patty's Day a couple years ago, but it was also motivated by avoiding conflicts w/hoops games which isn't a factor now.
no no no. it needs to be earlier because people don't want to wait until real fake patty's.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 02, 2016, 03:28:49 PM
I've been saying for years that we need a fake fake patty's day because of the sad commercialization of real fake patty's

I came up with Late Patty's Day a couple years ago, but it was also motivated by avoiding conflicts w/hoops games which isn't a factor now.
no no no. it needs to be earlier because people don't want to wait until real fake patty's.

Why not both?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 02, 2016, 03:29:27 PM
I've been saying for years that we need a fake fake patty's day because of the sad commercialization of real fake patty's

I came up with Late Patty's Day a couple years ago, but it was also motivated by avoiding conflicts w/hoops games which isn't a factor now.
no no no. it needs to be earlier because people don't want to wait until real fake patty's.

Why not both?

Or all 4 - fake fake patty's day, fake patty's day, real patty's day, late patty's day.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: DQ12 on March 02, 2016, 03:37:07 PM
I've been saying for years that we need a fake fake patty's day because of the sad commercialization of real fake patty's

I came up with Late Patty's Day a couple years ago, but it was also motivated by avoiding conflicts w/hoops games which isn't a factor now.
no no no. it needs to be earlier because people don't want to wait until real fake patty's.

Why not both?

Or all 4 - fake fake patty's day, fake patty's day, real patty's day, late patty's day.
think of the orgies!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 02, 2016, 03:48:03 PM
I've been saying for years that we need a fake fake patty's day because of the sad commercialization of real fake patty's

I came up with Late Patty's Day a couple years ago, but it was also motivated by avoiding conflicts w/hoops games which isn't a factor now.
no no no. it needs to be earlier because people don't want to wait until real fake patty's.

Why not both?

Or all 4 - fake fake patty's day, fake patty's day, real patty's day, late patty's day.
think of the orgies!

We (Saul) could put a distinction under names of posters who partake in at least one orgy each of the 4 PD's, like the burritos.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Gooch on March 02, 2016, 04:58:52 PM
I think Gooch and I should drive up and binge our faces off for this thing.
I only made it thru Friday night the last attempt. Drove home around 2 on Saturday and had to stop twice to puke.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: waks on March 03, 2016, 12:19:55 PM
I attended every FPD since it started in 2007 until last year. Didn't feel like I missed much.  :dunno:
Pretty sure it started before 2007
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 03, 2016, 12:26:55 PM
waks showing that age you guys, wow
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 03, 2016, 12:30:25 PM
This will be first time I miss FPD since 2009. I don't feel like I'm missing much.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: TownieCat on March 03, 2016, 12:45:23 PM
I attended every FPD since it started in 2007 until last year. Didn't feel like I missed much.  :dunno:
Pretty sure it started before 2007

I attended some St Pattys activities in 2006, but it wasn't fake yet. 2007 was the first year it was fake.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 03, 2016, 12:47:26 PM
2007 was the real deal. an absolute free for all. mhk police was not prepared.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: That_Guy on March 04, 2016, 01:05:12 AM
So what are some of your best FPD memories? That of which you know.


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: slobber on March 04, 2016, 05:31:13 AM

So what are some of your best FPD memories? That of which you know.


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lawn orgies excluded, right? (That is everybody's #1)


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: That_Guy on March 04, 2016, 01:18:29 PM


So what are some of your best FPD memories? That of which you know.


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lawn orgies excluded, right? (That is everybody's #1)


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Well yes, that one is obvious.


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 04, 2016, 01:39:19 PM
Tool visualizer with metalhead
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 04, 2016, 01:43:44 PM
I liked when I didn't even know it was happening and we went to aggieville before a hoops game and were wtf lol.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 04, 2016, 01:44:56 PM
Giving Kat Kid a huge hug last year and him not having a clue who I was
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 04, 2016, 01:56:42 PM
Tool visualizer with metalhead

 :surprised:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: RickRampus on March 04, 2016, 03:04:58 PM
played a game of Will It Float in an inflatable pool, everything was in the pool by the end of the night, including a basketball goal.  and the lawn orgy following. good times
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on March 04, 2016, 10:38:23 PM
doing beer bongs by starting the pouring from the upper balcony. Also, tons of beer darts. My friend gets a dart stuck in his leg every year and it's  :lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 04, 2016, 11:11:46 PM
Tool visualizer with metalhead

That's probably my favorite FPD weekend overall. Lots of great moments, and that was a great way to end it. That's the same one that Gooch excused himself from early.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Tobias on March 04, 2016, 11:37:51 PM

doing beer bongs by starting the pouring from the upper balcony. Also, tons of beer darts. My friend gets a dart stuck in his leg every year and it's  :lol:

sounds like great fun lucas :thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: waks on March 05, 2016, 12:22:24 AM
Live on the scene of Aggieville. Looks like the faking might have started earlier than usual this year, folks. My people are estimating three yard orgies per city block.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 05, 2016, 12:47:11 AM
And no bar barfing incidents?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 05, 2016, 09:28:17 AM
Dame Judy Dench just arrived for the lawn org

#classy
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Kat Kid on March 05, 2016, 01:31:17 PM
updates?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: GregKSU1027 on March 05, 2016, 03:22:13 PM
Apparently Dante Barnett is carrying around his lizard named #randolph and people are taking pictures with it. Check out @ThatMan_DB's Tweet: https://twitter.com/ThatMan_DB/status/706224687018184704?s=09

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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 05, 2016, 04:33:26 PM
Welp!
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Tobias on March 05, 2016, 04:36:00 PM
kinda mean to kick that poor girl out of cats imo
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: michigancat on March 05, 2016, 04:53:11 PM
hahahaha. I don't know anything about Randolph pre foster but oh man. :love:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on March 05, 2016, 05:01:09 PM
 :love: :love: :love:...there needs to be a randolph emoji on here.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 05, 2016, 05:17:00 PM
Where is kaws house party?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: CrushNasty on March 05, 2016, 05:21:09 PM
Where is kaws house party?

Directly across the street from Rusty's
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 05, 2016, 05:22:37 PM
Maybe they have another area I haven't been in
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 05, 2016, 06:55:35 PM
[quote authr=libliblibliblibliblib link=topic=19656.msg1533525#msg1533525 date=1457220157]
Maybe they have another area I haven't been in
[/quote]

They shut down the backside and renamed it because it was attracting too many black people for Bret Allred's tastes.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 05, 2016, 06:56:25 PM
ohhh, ok.  i liked the back room
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 06, 2016, 10:53:13 AM
People watching the day after is amaze
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mhkpasa on February 22, 2017, 08:23:30 AM
http://1350kman.com/fake-pattys-preparations-discussed-tuesdays-law-board-meeting/

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Riley County Police Captain Josh Kyle told members of the Riley County Law Board that he does not expect a slump in partying this year. 2016 was the department’s busiest Fake Patty’s Day on record in terms of citations and arrests. Kyle said he is also particularly concerned about an increase in drug use in recent years. Kyle referenced a few overdoses in 2015, when a few partygoers consumed unknown drugs. Officers from the Kansas Highway Patrol and Kansas Bureau of Investigation will be in Manhattan during the weekend. Kyle said these agents will be out of uniform, and tasked with putting a stop to the trend in hard drug use.

 :jblein:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 22, 2017, 08:50:34 AM
Hey, did you guys know that Wacky started FPD?

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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 22, 2017, 09:28:10 AM
 :ROFL: No I didn't. 91.9 did tho and many on this board know the guy who came up with the idea, at the same time I was there on the sports staff.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: meow meow on February 22, 2017, 10:17:43 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Cire on February 22, 2017, 10:24:47 AM
True story, there was a st Patrick's day celebration the Saturday before st Patrick's day in 2004

Wasn't called fake pattys obvi.


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 22, 2017, 10:27:21 AM
True story, there was a st Patrick's day celebration the Saturday before st Patrick's day in 2004

Wasn't called fake pattys obvi.


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There was 20 years ago also. 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: RickRampus on February 22, 2017, 11:00:03 AM
http://1350kman.com/fake-pattys-preparations-discussed-tuesdays-law-board-meeting/

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Riley County Police Captain Josh Kyle told members of the Riley County Law Board that he does not expect a slump in partying this year. 2016 was the department’s busiest Fake Patty’s Day on record in terms of citations and arrests. Kyle said he is also particularly concerned about an increase in drug use in recent years. Kyle referenced a few overdoses in 2015, when a few partygoers consumed unknown drugs. Officers from the Kansas Highway Patrol and Kansas Bureau of Investigation will be in Manhattan during the weekend. Kyle said these agents will be out of uniform, and tasked with putting a stop to the trend in hard drug use.

 :jblein:

define "hard drugs"
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mhkpasa on February 22, 2017, 11:18:06 AM
http://1350kman.com/fake-pattys-preparations-discussed-tuesdays-law-board-meeting/

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Riley County Police Captain Josh Kyle told members of the Riley County Law Board that he does not expect a slump in partying this year. 2016 was the department’s busiest Fake Patty’s Day on record in terms of citations and arrests. Kyle said he is also particularly concerned about an increase in drug use in recent years. Kyle referenced a few overdoses in 2015, when a few partygoers consumed unknown drugs. Officers from the Kansas Highway Patrol and Kansas Bureau of Investigation will be in Manhattan during the weekend. Kyle said these agents will be out of uniform, and tasked with putting a stop to the trend in hard drug use.

 :jblein:

define "hard drugs"

 :dunno: Who knows with local law enforcement. Is that someone 'OD'ing' on molly/X? or having extreme paranoia on THC gummies? Bad 'shroom trip? Or is FPD being taken over by Big Heroin?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on February 22, 2017, 11:19:02 AM
It's just so corporate now
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 22, 2017, 11:34:29 AM
Kinda scary how triggered some people can get when talking about FPD on here. Enjoy kids! Be safe.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 22, 2017, 11:53:11 AM
Back when I FPD'd, it was safe. No hard drugs and undercover cops. I guess we just knew how to have fun in an orgy without all of that stuff.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on February 22, 2017, 11:53:46 AM
Back when I FPD'd, it was safe. No hard drugs and undercover cops. I guess we just knew how to have fun in an orgy without all of that stuff.

I blame the parents
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Tobias on February 22, 2017, 11:58:16 AM
one of my fave things is to all day pak at mae's upstairs with the windows open, races going, and college basketball the saturday before actual SPD
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 'taterblast on February 22, 2017, 12:05:15 PM
as recent as two years ago i still loved the crap out of fpd. now i can't imagine going. old.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Gooch on February 22, 2017, 12:21:30 PM
as recent as two years ago i still loved the crap out of fpd. now i can't imagine going. old.
I attempted to do FPD two years ago and din't even survive the friday night (waks fault) before. really old.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SdK on February 22, 2017, 12:25:02 PM
It's just so corporate now
Something corporate. Konstantinely so.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on February 22, 2017, 12:35:31 PM
as recent as two years ago i still loved the crap out of fpd. now i can't imagine going. old.

I'm not going to travel to participate, but I would def be there if I still lived in mhk.

Maybe we should fpd the crap out of kc
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: waks on February 22, 2017, 05:17:16 PM
as recent as two years ago i still loved the crap out of fpd. now i can't imagine going. old.
I attempted to do FPD two years ago and din't even survive the friday night (waks fault) before. really old.
Did I overserve you or did we party too hard?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 22, 2017, 08:06:02 PM
From my best man and the goddamn voice over of the beginning: https://instaud.io/Mv7
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Asteriskhead on February 22, 2017, 08:42:40 PM
as recent as two years ago i still loved the crap out of fpd. now i can't imagine going. old.
I attempted to do FPD two years ago and din't even survive the friday night (waks fault) before. really old.
Did I overserve you or did we party too hard?
Partied too hard. I think we were taking shots of jameson at Central Station while a friend of ours was working the bar.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: ben ji on February 22, 2017, 09:05:55 PM
:ROFL: No I didn't. 91.9 did tho and many on this board know the guy who came up with the idea, at the same time I was there on the sports staff.

One of the many reason DJamer Pappy Smear is a MHK legend.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 22, 2017, 09:09:04 PM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: RickRampus on February 22, 2017, 10:32:20 PM
http://1350kman.com/fake-pattys-preparations-discussed-tuesdays-law-board-meeting/

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Riley County Police Captain Josh Kyle told members of the Riley County Law Board that he does not expect a slump in partying this year. 2016 was the department’s busiest Fake Patty’s Day on record in terms of citations and arrests. Kyle said he is also particularly concerned about an increase in drug use in recent years. Kyle referenced a few overdoses in 2015, when a few partygoers consumed unknown drugs. Officers from the Kansas Highway Patrol and Kansas Bureau of Investigation will be in Manhattan during the weekend. Kyle said these agents will be out of uniform, and tasked with putting a stop to the trend in hard drug use.

 :jblein:

define "hard drugs"

 :dunno: Who knows with local law enforcement. Is that someone 'OD'ing' on molly/X? or having extreme paranoia on THC gummies? Bad 'shroom trip? Or is FPD being taken over by Big Heroin?

 :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 22, 2017, 10:41:04 PM
From my best man and the goddamn voice over of the beginning: https://instaud.io/Mv7
I hope meow meow plays this some time.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: meow meow on February 23, 2017, 10:13:55 AM
From my best man and the goddamn voice over of the beginning: https://instaud.io/Mv7
I hope meow meow plays this some time.

thinking of me while you're in bed, that's creepy man #obsessionconfirmed
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 23, 2017, 10:14:31 AM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on February 23, 2017, 12:26:20 PM
You should have seen it pre-edit lol
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 09, 2018, 06:01:42 PM
https://www.kstatecollegian.com/2018/03/09/opinion-fake-pattys-day-is-an-offensive-farce-of-irish-culture/
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: 8manpick on March 09, 2018, 06:03:10 PM
https://www.kstatecollegian.com/2018/03/09/opinion-fake-pattys-day-is-an-offensive-farce-of-irish-culture/
What a rat
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 09, 2018, 06:04:06 PM
i enjoy the single comment
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 09, 2018, 09:01:50 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Kat Kid on March 10, 2018, 01:38:55 AM
That column was bad. At least he didn't try to shoehorn in Irish indentured servitude.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: waks on March 10, 2018, 02:14:57 AM
"Nobody wants to misgender a saint." is my favorite part.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 10, 2018, 07:39:35 AM
I had fun when I used to go out for Fake Patty’s but I always felt bad for the people that had to work it.  I usually just do the regular st Patrick’s day thing now.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 10, 2018, 05:48:58 PM
Bob Strawn's grown to have a pretty good sense of humor about the whole thing.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2018, 06:05:53 PM
Bob Strawn's grown to have a pretty good sense of humor about the whole thing.

Bout time
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: Trim on March 10, 2018, 07:30:58 PM
https://twitter.com/StrawnBob/status/972566639735697411
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: The Big Train on March 10, 2018, 08:50:47 PM
I participated today but it was unplanned 
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 12, 2018, 08:47:10 AM
Never got to participate as this was started after I graduated.  Pretty sure if I showed up now, I would drink for a few hours, decide I'm too old for this business, and find someplace outside of the 'ville to finish the day.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 24, 2018, 12:28:57 AM
http://themercury.com/opinion/editorials/aggieville-as-outdoor-drinking-zone-worth-a-look/article_72418f7c-01ac-574b-ae3d-f5df7ad038f7.html

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The Manhattan city government is heading in the right direction on beer gardens.

City commissioners this week supported the idea of allowing broader areas where people could drink alcohol out in the open.

It’s a good start. Why not broaden the concept further so that people can walk around Aggieville routinely with a drink in their hand?

The legal background is this: Basically, the law says alcohol has to be consumed on the premises of a place like a bar that has a license to sell booze. You can’t just walk around with a drink — that’s a violation of the “open container” law.

But the city (like many others) has carved out a few exceptions for limited special events, where a special permit is granted. The trouble is that the area where people can drink is usually limited and fenced off, and that can get restrictive. Commissioners noted that it pulls parents away from kids, for instance.

We should note that we’re not talking about raging keg parties on the lawn of a fraternity — we’re talking about fundraisers for local charities, for instance.

Anyway, as Commissioner Wynn Butler said, people drink all the time at tailgates in the K-State football stadium parking lot, and there’s no roped-off area. Perhaps it’s time to loosen the regulations a bit.

Police director Brad Gruntley said the city should be careful to craft rules so that you don’t end up with a the kegger on the lawn, or as he put it, a “Bahama Mama festival” sponsored by fraternities and sororities.

True.

On the other hand, we figure regulations could be crafted to allow adults to walk around a carefully drawn area — Aggieville comes to mind — with plastic cups during certain hours of certain days. No glass, of course, but would there really be any harm from allowing more of a festival-type atmosphere on weekend nights in what is already the bar district?

It’s worth a discussion.



Fire up the Gruntley/Strawn memes
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: XocolateThundarr on June 25, 2018, 08:24:10 AM
Awww yeah....time to "Bahama Mama".
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: nicname on March 13, 2021, 04:34:29 PM
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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: mocat on March 13, 2021, 08:45:12 PM
Love all of this
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: steve dave on March 13, 2021, 08:58:34 PM
Good rememberable of this good thing


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Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 14, 2021, 09:54:50 AM
Should've taken pics while I was out and about town.. Seemed more like the ole organic fake pattys days. House on the corner or 17th and Anderson kids had framed up the whole backyard and tarped all of it even the breezeway between the house and the garage. Was really impressive.
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 14, 2021, 10:03:20 AM
Tarped how? What does that mean?
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 14, 2021, 10:11:23 AM
Tarped how? What does that mean?
umm similar to a tent
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/515-N-17th-St_Manhattan_KS_66502_M80459-18909
 was actually this house and the backyard is good sized it was pretty impressive to see
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: star seed 7 on March 14, 2021, 10:44:35 AM
Hell yeah zoomers  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Fake Patty's Day
Post by: steve dave on February 08, 2022, 03:23:15 PM
Thought of our main guy when I saw this

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